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Sun May 04, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Federation of Canadian Naturists -- no, really
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of the new Punisher movie. Difficulty: Easy (picture looks pretty dumb already). Dig that skull t-shirt
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Teenage players are ruining the NBA
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(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Top 10 NHL Playoff Beards of All-Time
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(KCTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Likely F5 tornado clocks Leavenworth and northern burbs of Kansas City (with video)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mobile phone wristwatch to hit market very soon. Garotting string and laser cutter optional
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
William Shatner's version of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" voted worst Beatles cover of all time
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Befuddled)
 
Boobies
 
Hilton sisters: Hot, spoiled, and drunk (mostly safe)
source: befuddle.co.uk
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Vintage weeners for the Farkettes. Not safe for work
source: boner4u.com
 
(GameSpy.com)
 
 
 
GameSpy lists the Top 10 video-game babes. No, the Indian girl from "Custer's Revenge" did not make the list
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Manchester United clinches 2003 EPL title after Arsenal loses 2-3 at Leeds
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thief steals cake truck while driver is unloading it
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(RedVsBlue)
 
Video
 
Episode Five of Red vs Blue -- yellow and green surrender
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker enjoying his pudding
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Nude flight takes off from Miami. Newspaper writer exceeds acceptable pun limit
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Genius behind "Gilligan's Island" theme song dies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tale of the tape: Larry "Nothing good ever happens after 4 a.m." Eustachy versus Mike "Order anything you want" Price
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Long queues for petrol stations proving to be bonanza for prostitutes in Zimbabwe
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Lexington Herald-Leader sends both finalists to the Kentucky Derby. Al Gore demands a recount
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop popular sayings and idioms
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"If my right butt-cheek hadn't absorbed all the force, who knows where I'd be now"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charleston, West Virginia Fark Party, May 22nd. Link goes to details
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(cbs.com)
 
 
 
Farker Ted Striker is going to the "Price I$ Right" in July. Help him come up with a good t-shirt idea. (Link goes to Bob's website)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With X-Men 2 soon to be released, photoshop some unlikely mutants that could be in the X-Men
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Sat May 03, 2003
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gelding wins the Kentucky Derby for first time since '29
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give Madonna something to say
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monk who gave cappucino its name gets beatified, frothy and double tall
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(News12.com)
 
 
 
New York lawmakers to allow liquor stores to open on Sundays. Ted Kennedy plans to relocate
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
New Hampshire's state symbol, The Old Man of The Mountain, falls off the mountain
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Sheriff's deputy pepper sprays 12-year-old girl for jaywalking
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(Local6)
 
 
 
"Massive odor" leads police to barn with 30,000 mice; owner arrested
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Nation's oldest chocolate factory shuttered
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Ents march on BC Legislature. France surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week's prostitution arrest photos (with voting goodness)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Photoshop a more appropriate prank to pull on children. Link goes to lame inspiration
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(Daily Torygraph)
 
 
 
Indian restaurant bans Asians, because they like spicy food
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Snake robots for homeland security... but can they be used for filming porn?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Frequently Asked Movie Questions on IMDb message boards
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(News24)
 
 
 
Several loads released at porn shop
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(Lark News)
 
 
 
Man rushed to hospital for hyperventilation after obsessing over Bob Dylan's religious views
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(News24)
 
 
 
Drinking beer will not prevent SARS. But it sure wouldn't hurt either
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(iafrica.com)
 
 
 
India's wealthy flocking to get "drug-like" high on scorpion stings -- scorpion-infested tribal towns now booming with business
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(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
The girls of The X-Men: Famke, Rebecca, Halle and Anna (safe for work)
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"Cowshit Lane" to keep name
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man killed by murderous karaoke machine
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbers throw "huge cloud of cash" out window while fleeing police
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big list of out-of-context instant messenger quotes (kinda not safe for work)
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(Dialy Record)
 
 
 
Vigilante wearing cape and mask patrolling Kent, England
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Girl shot in head over snowball fight released from hospital
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(Some Goofnut)
 
Boobies
 
Say hi to Nancy Smith... (not safe for work, kinda)
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(WNBC)
 
 
 
Drug raid turns up cocaine, ecstasy -- and a crocodile
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Fri May 02, 2003
(KOBTV-4)
 
 
 
Career wanker arrested for masturbating in quilting store
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(Exponent)
 
 
 
Guy who wrote letter about fat Purdue girls got over a hundred emails and two death threats. Fark reference in article
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(Glasgow Daily Record)
 
 
 
Loch Ness celebrates 70 years of scamming tourists and scientists
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto Farkers: Gas up this weekend. Esso offering gas for 49.9 until midnight Sunday
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bank wants money back after ATM spits out $50 bills instead of $20s
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(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
Friday night weener roast: Can you tell how large a man is by looking at him when he's soft? (not safe for work)
 
(VOA News)
 
 
 
Enron and MCI file to get back overpaid taxes on overstated earnings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the original "General Lee"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
People who keep up with current events less depressed than those who avoid it
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Airplane passengers too damn fat, regional airlines worried about impact
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Baskin Robbins & The X-Men team up to bring you very strange and "extreme" blue ice cream
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Phony National Security Agents having young women strip for security reasons
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High school graduates class of one, gets to be sole valedictorian without lawsuit
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Portion of campaign finance law declared unconstitutional
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Life-size replica of NASCAR driver Terry Labonte's race car made of white cheddar cheese wows crowds (with pics,video)
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Reporter returns to senior prom ten years later. Realizes music has gotten worse, legal drinking not fun
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Morgan Webb has defeated Asia Carrera. Opponent for the weekend: Kristy Swanson
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(Bureau of Natl Affairs)
 
 
 
Minneapolis librarians oppose filters for library computers, but then sue their bosses because "regulars" masturbate in library all day, show porn to staff and children (link to pdf of lawsuit)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
According to IRS affidavit, rap label Murder, Inc. is secretly controlled by a notorious drug kingpin who engineered the shooting of 50 Cent
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teenager upset that school district wants her to share being valedictorian with two other students. Sues for $2.5 million
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Attention farkettes: Joey Buttafuoco soon to be single. Line forms to the right
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saddam's last (unreleased) videotape shows him to be exhausted. Was also shot two days after U.S. strike on government compound
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(InternetNews.com)
 
 
 
DMCA vs. spam
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Britons have had sex in a car, sometimes with another person
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man threatens oldies station with "9-11 attack" for not playing his favorite ditties
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
University of California faces trouble over Los Alamos bid, inappropriate pictures on eBay
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New book exposes nationwide U.S. textbook censorship has been in effect for many years, against such dangerous terms like "American," "snowman," "senior citizen," "Mount Rushmore," pictures of mice and dinosaurs
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Desperate for another 15 minutes, Tatu promise to marry each other
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(Kentuckyderby.com)
 
 
 
Can any Farkers pick tomorrow's Kentucky Derby trifecta? (1st, 2nd and 3rd)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stymied Republicans can't win playing by the rules, so now they want to change them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best gentleman's clubs, lap dances, make out spots, thrill rides that Vegas has to offer, plus delicious eye candy. Know of any good ones other than these?
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Morgan Webb barely beating Asia Carrera
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
School updates '86 graduate's biography to include "HIV positive, had cancer and suffered a miscarriage." Forgets to check validity of email. Lawsuit ensues
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(Arizona Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fraternity suspended for making pledge eat eight pounds of beans
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tariq Aziz has been offered a new identity for info -- PS what he should look like (link goes to example)
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Job listing: "Join touring band and get famous, see the world. Must play bass or guitar (really play), and look like a goddess. No boys." Sounds good, but who's the... uh oh...
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(personals.fark.com)
 
 
 
Pick a Farker/Farkette to have his/her picture chosen as the "personal of the day" across dozens of major websites. Rules in the comments
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian finance minister says he regrets not having smoked pot because now it's "de rigueur"
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(DM Register)
 
 
 
New heights of stupidity reached in drunk ISU coach fiasco
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taking advantage of New York smoking ban, bar patrons are running up tabs, stepping outside for a smoke and disappearing
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(San Diego Union-Tribune)
 
 
 
Disney is rewriting Alamo history
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Seventy Chinese lost as submarine goes down
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hairstylist files sexual harassment lawsuit against Tom Arnold. Must be fat if he's interested
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(LAMag)
 
 
 
An interview with Jack Chick
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Hiker pinned by half-ton boulder amputates own arm, rappels to safety and hikes away
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for her own beating
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man mails himself home a souvenir. Turns out to be 600 grams of blow. Ironically, his trip was to Colombia
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole's kinfolk cease inbreeding long enough to weigh in on her life
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(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
D.C. Fark Party, June 6-8. President Bush and his cabinet have yet to RSVP our invite
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(kvia.com)
 
 
 
Woman who apparently needed to get some sleep fires shotgun in Walgreens
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last reminder for Cedar Point Fark party, May 16-18
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marijuana and pornography now account for as much as 10 percent of U.S. economy
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(Some Kicker)
 
 
 
High-kick record recently tied. Photoshop applications for this activity. Link goes to news article image
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Off the hook: Turkey, Germany & Russia. But not France
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(Ninjaburger.com)
 
 
 
Ninja Burger has the best-selling apron at CafePress. Whatever that means
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man pulls seven-pound mushroom from woods
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(Arizona Daily Star)
 
 
 
Arizona "loses" 800 registered sex offenders. Have you seen them? (with pics)
source: azstarnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hispanics try to reclaim Cinco de Mayo from drunk, white college students
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 01, 2003
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
KFC wants to ensure humane treatment for its chickens by gassing them. PETA not amused
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Liberals want to reclassify handguns to be considered "weapons of mass destruction"
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(Some Sammy Hagar fan)
 
 
 
What's David Lee Roth up to lately? Y'know, just writing songs, relaxing, cornering would-be robbers with a shotgun in the middle of the night
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hiring manager says not to doodle on your resume or attach a CD of your greatest hits
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Waking up in Mexico without a kidney in a bathtub full of ice now slightly closer to reality
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Charlton Heston and his damned dirty rifle
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
Video
 
Object hanging off truck narrowly misses police officer's head while writing ticket
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bomb squad detonates suspicious box of dog poop
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmakers prepare bill to make spamming a criminal offense. Nigerians with penis enlarging creams and X-10 cameras tremble in fear
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WPTZ)
 
 
 
Stupid Frat Tricks: Pledge dies of drinking too much water
source: thechamplainchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Blacktable.com)
 
 
 
Yale grad gives inside scoop about naked parties and other nude activities at the Ivy League school
source: blacktable.com
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Aubrey: Real boobies are real cool (safe for work)
source: bullz-eye.com
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White House fighting to keep "politically embarrassing" 9/11 report classified
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Police department to replace officers with cardboard cutouts
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nuns told to change their habits and shape up
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite war, recession and SARS, the Japanese still find an excuse to get naked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing says "peace" like smashing windows and overturning cars
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Increased exposure to bright light increases testosterone levels in men
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
City of Detroit electrician's base pay: $51K a year. Overtime last year: $130K. Also has full-time electrical job with Detroit Public Schools. And it appears to be all on the up-and-up. "If I had a wife, I couldn't do it"
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(wsbtv.com)
 
 
 
Former Pro Wrestler Miss Elizabeth is apparently dead
source: wsbtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Troubled nuke lab up for grabs; to be placed on eBay complete with reflections of naked scientists
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Lucy Gordon receives two jury duty summons. Lucy is a dog
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush shows the expertise gleaned from his "military service" by smacking his head on the door of a helicopter
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(DMRegister)
 
 
 
Iowa State party coach to be fired
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(NBC5i.com)
 
 
 
Man who saved children from burning apartment building now suspected of starting the fire. Bulletproof defense: "Everybody knew where my whereabouts were at"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these soccer players enjoying a beer
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Catherine Zeta-Jones sues Clear Channel over release of nude photo
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Asteroid named for Mr. Rogers
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(British Cops)
 
 
 
Another British emergency: Old woman can't peel her potatoes due to lack of glasses
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(Boycott RIAA)
 
 
 
Join a class-action lawsuit against the RIAA
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Astros pitcher beat wife in parking lot before game. Cops waiting for him after game.
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(collegesports.com)
 
 
 
While Iowa State head basketball coach Larry Eustachy was out drinking, his assistant coaches were destroying their child porn
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unknown singer sues Sega over unknown video game for stealing her obscure likeliness
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Scottish Yobs (aka Neds) brag about crimes on Net
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss & Company turns 150 years old. Old age result of good jeans
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Mr. T goes after Best Buy
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(Newsfilter.org)
 
Boobies
 
Amber alert! Amber Smith, that is (not quite safe for work)
source: newsfilter.org
 
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Furiously masturbating naked man infuriates residents
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
What's Toni Kukoc of the Milwaukee Bucks looking at?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Oxford English Dictionary officially adds "bling-bling" to its entries
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(Comedy Central)
 
Video
 
Bush debates Bush on "The Daily Show"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Horny Swede sues tenants for setting his porn stash on fire
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Your next annual Social Security statement will warn about the upcoming lack of funds. Who needs retirement anyways?
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
Fisherman picks up topless swimmer
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(Geelong Info)
 
 
 
Naked man streaks through neighbor's house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
West Virginia Fark Party -- where should it be? Link goes to the Mystery Hole
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Elle Macpherson lines her baby's cot with lead to shield him from airplane cosmic rays
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(Robb's)
 
Boobies
 
Milla Jovovich (not safe for work)
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman wins lotto for 3rd time with $50,000 jackpot. Previous winnings include a $4 million jackpot in 1997
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Einstein and Newton may have suffered from autism. Or they could have just been a couple of jerks
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video of chicken taking puppies under its wing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Gangs didn't take part in gun amnesty
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 30, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Rejected Microsoft Office Assistants. Link goes to one that should've been rejected
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(ScoopThis)
 
 
 
ScoopThis is back (sort of)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Court rules prosecutors can get around statute of limitations laws by charging "John Doe" with crime, adding actual name when they finally solve case
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Coke pulls promotion featuring swastika-bearing robot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former sex shops struggles to bring in business after converting to a Christian book store
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Morgan Webb vs. Asia Carrera
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Traffic pollution damages men's sperm." Women's sperm presumed safe
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Mans sells guitar, bidders get more than they wanted. Hint: Supersize righthand picture
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In the next episode of X-Files: Tumor revealed to be a parasitic twin brother
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Super DCMA" legislation being passed without opposition in several states. TV providers may be able to limit your choice of VCRs and frag your TiVo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So you're going to hell. But which level? Take this test
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Worms found that survived the Columbia explosion
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
The days when the Arab world could just scream "Israel", as if it were a sufficient answer to every question about every problem that came its way, are over
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Officials say Mexican volcano may erupt soon. Witnesses say volcano just ate the chile relleno platter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Restaurant serves its millionth strangled duck
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(Local6)
 
 
 
The word "minivan" being phased out -- to "crossover sport van"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Media rolls out this year's Prom Duct Tape Outfit articles. More shark attack articles should ensue by June
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
More Supreme Court action for the Pledge of Allegiance -- still no cure for cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court rules that the phrase "Do I get to see my attorneys?" does not mean "I want to see my attorney"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Term "brainstorming" deemed politically incorrect to epileptics. Suggested replacement: "Thought shower"
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(NBC4 Columbus)
 
 
 
Thief with pellet gun and a stick taken down by clerk with real gun
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists prove swallowing fish hooks is painful to fish. Still no cure for cancer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WVA students invent new excuse for being late to class
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you liberal or conservative? Take the test to find out
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(UncleMelon.com)
 
Boobies
 
Virtual Playboy Sploogenator: An interactive celebration of Playboy's 50th anniversary (not safe for work)
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(via Badjocks.com)
 
 
 
High school baseball coach lets team cruise Las Vegas unsupervised. Hilarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama votes against legalizing sex toys
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
American men die on average five years before women. Mostly because they want to
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(Just Add Brains)
 
 
 
Photoshop this... this... whatever this is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. finds new source of potential income: Libya offers to pay to be removed from "axis of evil" list
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Spam in Virginia and go to jail
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(Independent)
 
 
 
George led an unassuming life until he became Andrea the Militant Stripper
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Virgin to celebrate 10-million satisfied customers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three-thousand-pound satellite headed toward Earth. May possibly host "The View" while Star Jones is on vacation
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Morning radio station's floating-cat prank has listeners outraged
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to smoke in airplane lavatories
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Larry Flynt offering $1 million for alleged video showing Barbara Bush Jr nude
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How did a 47-year-old college basketball coach end up partying into the night with a group of undergrads from a rival school? ESPN's Page 2 team of crack investigators are on the job
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(Lincoln JournalStar)
 
 
 
Anti-gambling group sends mud-smeared $5 bills to Nebraska lawmakers. Mud dries. Becomes fine white powder. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Reporter)
 
 
 
How could Rumsfeld get out of this situation? (Difficulty: Hard)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man who flipped off photo radar charged
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Enron to sue banks for fraud
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Tue April 29, 2003
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays sell out after lowering prices to $1 dollar to raise tourism. In other news, 40,000 new cases of SARS expected next week in Toronto
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Lakers have a limit of meeting with only one dying child per year
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(Omaha.com)
 
 
 
Omaha man uses the old "my son had to die, he was satan excuse"
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(Purdue Exponent)
 
 
 
Some guy writes flamebait letter to school newspaper about Purdue women being too fat
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Big Bird to write autobiography, "The Wisdom of Big Bird." Rumor that Grover's autobiography, "Get Your Hand Out of My Ass" will launch same day appear to be unfounded
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(Chortler)
 
 
 
Today's news headlines translated into Canadian
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(Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Lifetime con-man sinks to new low, poses as lead guitarist of Creed
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man shoots neighbor for mowing lawn too often
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Morgan Webb facing her toughest challenge yet in the KRock e/o poll
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Four-foot alligator found in Queens Park. Mets offer it a contract
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(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. troops refusing to arrest Baghdad Bob because he isn't wanted
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion on Tel Aviv seafront confirmed as terror attack
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Perk of being a manager at Wal-Mart: Meetings held at strip clubs
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(Some Bolt)
 
 
 
Haven't played football since high school? The Chargers may sign you to a two-year contract
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rob Dougan releases new Matrix sountrack single
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(Carson)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera gets a full beating with the ugly stick
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
California man goes to tattoo parlor to get some cover-up work done. Gets flesh-eating virus instead. The Smoking Gun is there
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
City councilman makes "two-word hostile slur" directed at woman on golf course, gets into hot water. Bonus points for deciphering what the slur was
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Kellogg's mistakenly sends out mass e-mail to thousands of contest entrants, declaring them all winners. Hilarity ensues
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(www.bikerfox.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sweet bike accident
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The American way of life is coming to Iraq and the hookers couldn't be happier
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(TideSports)
 
 
 
New Alabama football coach allegedly caught paying for hooker with school credit card
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(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Teenagers arrested for playing football with human skull
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
New masturbators diet did not get developed in a vacuum
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(UPI)
 
 
 
France, Germany, Luxembourg and Belgium form their own military coalition. Finest fighting force in the world when measured by skill in surrendering, sausages, luxembourgishness and waffles
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Osprey hit by baseball player dies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Baghdad Bob offered a job on network television provided he's still alive
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Poll shows average college student sleeps three hours less every night during the build-up to final exams
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(Green Bay Press-Gazette)
 
 
 
Green Bay-area college students possibly discover new fish species; tastes good with beer and cheese
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi who played pivotal role in rescuing Jessica Lynch granted asylum in US. Expects to have bags searched on every flight, watched nervously on buses, and have trouble finding a job
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
University seeks bloggers to answer their survey (link goes to said survey)
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
WHO says Farkers are safe to go to Toronto again to see topless boobies walking the streets again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In response to popular demand, Fark Personals
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(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
New Palestinian Authority Prime Minister wins Nice Guy of the Year Award for 1972 Munich Games terror attacks
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(AP)
 
 
 
FTC: Most Spam Contains False Claims
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Palestine elects first Prime Minister. Al Gore to contest results.
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Drug smugglers have $7.5 million in cocaine but no quarter to make phone call with. Hilarity ensues. For once in his life, Carrot Top could have helped
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
One dead, 12 ill after drinking coffee at church service.
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(click 10)
 
 
 
Like father, like son. Jack Osborne in rehab
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(CBS2)
 
 
 
Bogus letter sent to parents promising free condoms and hotel rooms for their kids on prom night
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
New Bedford, Massachusetts promotes their town with advertisements featuring a convicted child molester
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Free Comic Book Day is coming this Saturday
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Apartment raid nets 60 dead cats, syringes and medicine bottles
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Female pandas go into heat once a year for 72 hours and can be picky in choosing a mate. Male pandas with bad comb-overs and cheap cars dying of frustration
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rare earthquake hits GA, AL, TN & KY
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mans dies from drilling own head
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
17-year-old high school senior not wasting a chance to get wasted
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dog who survived car, freezer, bullet, avoids being tagged at third, safe at home
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Defense attorney who asked for and was refused cameras in jury room objects to cameras at trial because they would be a distraction
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(WHOtv)
 
 
 
McDonald's customer wants it his way, naked
source: whotv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
College student could get 10 years in prison for stealing trade secrets of DirecTV's most advanced anti-piracy technology. Unclear why he didn't just shop for card on eBay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Same movie name, different meaning. Link goes to a movie poster
source: homepage.ntlworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Missoula Independent)
 
 
 
Gumby rip-off character gets fired
source: everyweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Three-year-old answers siren call of the Golden Arches... on his own, through traffic. McNuggets ensue
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Panda poop to replace fossil fuels by 2005
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top goalkeeper in English Premier League is American Brad Friedel
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man driving stolen school bus tries to outrun police. Chase ends after two miles
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(wbbm780.com)
 
 
 
Man shoots donut-store employee for overcharging, too much sugar in coffee
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jean-Claude Van Damme to star in movie version of "Swan Lake." No punchline required
source: film.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Kindergarten teacher robs bank of $2540
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists discover cancer-resistant mice. Still no cure for mouse infestation
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thief breaks into house, steals container of spare change, shotgun and pet alligator
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that diet of eating twice as much one day and nothing next day is just as good as eating regularly
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Morgan Webb kicking Eliza Dushku's butt even without Fark's help
source: krockradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Man builds 750,000 watt Tesla coil in his home (with pic)
source: juneauempire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pub owner leads race for Denver mayor
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC4)
 
 
 
Man wearing nothing but socks found in store air duct
source: nbc4columbus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Researchers help mice obtain erections. Minnie ecstatic
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Enron lawyers ask for another two months to shred documents
source: click2houston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Tucson woman wanted for assaulting cab drivers with bleach
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible hijack attempt on Mexicana flight in San Francisco
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
North Dakota offers 50-percent reduction in student loans, up to $10,000 to move to the middle of nowhere
source: grandforks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 28, 2003
(pensacolanewsjournal.com)
 
 
 
Thousands attend mullet toss. Camaros, REO Speedwagon go into hiding
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
National Enquirer apologizes for story that alleged Elizabeth Smart's relatives were running a gay-sex ring. Turns out they're just big Siegfried & Roy fans
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Stolen Van Gogh, Picasso and Gauguin paintings found behind public toilet
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via Reason.com)
 
 
 
City officials of Charleston, SC complain about students sunbathing with g-strings and breast exposed in park
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Dave Barry climbs inside the Colossal Colon, lives to tell the tale
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drunk Gamers)
 
Video
 
Episode Four of "Red vs. Blue" out, now with 20 percent more elbow grease
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(Journal-Advocate)
 
 
 
Over-sexed deer causing traffic problems
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(Some Pussy)
 
 
 
Cops don't buy cat-shoots-teen story
source: cantonrep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Video of Dick the Sick Goldfish in sling and what happens when Dick falls out of it (with pics, video)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sex offender tries to pull fast one by wearing cheap disguise in sex pervert registry photo. The Smoking Gun is there
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's is having the annual Free Cone Day tomorrow. Baskin Robbins has its Free Cone Day on Wednesday
source: benandjerrys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chortler)
 
 
 
Drudge Report headline generator
source: chortler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson may not be able to beat it when it comes to the tax man
source: channels.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush's pick for leader of Iraq charged with $300 million bank fraud in Jordan
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
President Bush's Norway visit will bankrupt Oslo police, so they discuss security measures with protestors to save time
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Shell Oil's new ad campaign includes pleas not to blow up their installations
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Football dogs "don't really understand that they're playing in a team and when they score a goal it's usually by accident."
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tennessee has money for bobbleheads, but not for the deaf. I SAID TENNESSEE HAS...
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ISU basketball coach caught partying with college students, kissing college girls
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Female Artist)
 
Weeners
 
He sheds his clothes for your sins. (Artistically not safe for work)
 
(GoErie)
 
 
 
Crazy naked man running through streets alerts cops to presence of crystal meth in community
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(observer-reporter.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer who sent bills for 25-hour workdays blames brain fart
source: hoosiertimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The Real Cancun" laid a "Real Big Turd" at the box office this past weekend
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Treasure Island casino to dump pirates for sex; new show to be rated "arrrrr"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
All those who want to volunteer for nude art, raise your.... *ahem* (kinda not safe for work)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Study shows New Englanders give less to charity, unless you count buying Red Sox tickets
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
All-reality cable channel set to launch; expected to show the reality of how a cable channel fails
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Screaming houseplant saves spinster's life
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Vanna White is healthy as an ox, and much prettier too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings forgot to make their first-round pick in the NFL draft
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(Telegraph)
 
NewsFlash
 
Text of document apparently linking Saddam to Al Qaeda
source: dailytelegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despair has private sale. Emails password to friends and family. Forgets farkers are on the list, too. Username: RIP Password: OFF
source: despair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Korea would give up nukes if U.S. "changes its attitude."
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Drug-crazed freak takes elderly woman's ear in robbery
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Some lettuce contains extra-tasty rocket-fuel flavor explosion
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Double the Strong Bad and double the fun on this week's Strong Bad e-mail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bulgarian yoghurt may extend your life. American yogurt lacks nutrients, letter "H"
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Porno overload leaves Japanese jerkers drained dry
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Shaving pubic area is becoming increasingly popular with men
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Nude Sherilyn Fenn pix from "Two Moon Junction" (not safe for work)
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Asshat impersonates war hero, now plays real life prison biatch
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This is AOL's idea of what an average AOL Instant Messenger conversation goes like. Come up with some better ideas
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Proposed law would make it illegal for children to buy hamburgers
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Teen sent to the joint for alleged pot in courtroom. Journalist's license revoked for shoddy pun
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For sheer variety of ways to get your face stomped in, nothing beats rodeo
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"Worm risk from dog stroking" is just too creepy to be taken seriously
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No-nonsense DUI cop cited for DUI after being stopped at own roadblock
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Bored? This makes it all better
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Drunken lion trainers leave door to lion cage open. Pretty much ends like you'd think
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Pilot with Flying Cross gets busted with a gram of pot in his pants
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Houston Texans have more quarterbacks than other teams, as well as more third basemen
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College students beaten silly for smoking marijuana in dorm room
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Politician crushed by pet elephant
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Teen ties world record during how-high-can-you-kick event
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Woman's lost ring returned by anonymous child who lost his ball one time and felt bad
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