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Sun February 09, 2003
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rapper 50-cent, who has been shot 9 times, says it is funny to be shot
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Sumo wrestlers start vigilante anti-crime patrol; foot pursuits surrender
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Q & A with Roger Ebert regarding commercials in movie theatres
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Iran declares nuclear ambitions in surprise announcement
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Fishermen let off the hook as scientists discover fish do not feel pain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dr. Evil soundboard
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
A brief history of the Windows operating system
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Bitchy curmudgeons hound authorities about 'dog lady'
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(via /.)
 
 
 
Arrested for planting Spyware on college campus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
25 Laws of Japanese Animation
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Congo Activity Book, starring Tim Curry and Amy Gorilla
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
February is Black History Month. What month is White History Month? Find out here
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Fastest PCs just not fast enough
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eminem to do only one concert in 2003
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tennessee airport gives away free socks
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hazmat Train Derails In Illinois
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Amphibian man declares war
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The entire country of Liechtenstein is up for rent to company functions. Fark Party Liechtenstein soon to come
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Finally an answer to racist rom hacks. Stomp the KKK into the ground.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ninjai Ambush: Fun, addictive and possibly the hardest game in the world
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jada Pinkett playing the new Matrix videogame
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Rebel monk drives tractor off cliff while evading police.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amish offer to pay for road repairs caused by studded horseshoes. In other news, Icy Hot Stuntaz find something new to bling bling
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(AP)
 
 
 
Gator pop-up lawsuit settled
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Indian guy discovers secret of absorbing solar energy through eyeballs
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(New Bern Sun Journal)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper-sponsored car wins race at Daytona
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC Fantasy Cricket for the World Cup that's coming up
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Judge allows LeBron James to play again, he promptly puts up 52 points
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(soundbitten)
 
 
 
Top pirated music downloads last month. Looks like the 'net dosn't have any taste either
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(A visionnary man)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from computer vision syndrome?
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(Slant)
 
 
 
100 greatest music videos of all time
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Forklift rodeo. Now that's entertainment
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Harry Potter of Our Own
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own "Evidence" of Iraqi WOMD. No need to use the original, just make something up. The most convincing will be contacted secretly and hired for the next UN presentation
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man survives Zork after avalanche
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Sat February 08, 2003
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Count_Popeula's semi-retarded uncle trying his hardest to eat a cheese stick
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kasparov and computer end in tie. Duke sucks
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Sounding more like an Art Bell caller by the day, North Korea now threatens to nuke South Korea
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(Some Femme)
 
Weeners
 
Nude male celebrities (not safe for work)
source: bad-boyz.net
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
First Australian cloned sheep dies
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for setting up his pr0n vending machine to close to a school
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker France is trying to quit smoking. Offer him advice on how to do it. (Voting enabled)
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Funeral halted after "dead man" is found snoozing.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yale college students demand the option of having members of the opposite sex as roommates
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With earnings on the decline, Photoshop new ways to hook potential AOL customers. Link goes to one idea
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Plan to shoo goths away from museum backfires, turns them into nerds
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Manglors: soft demon dolls kids could rip in half at their leisure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can you shoot me now? Can you shoot me now?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what you think Drew's birthday bash will end up looking like. Link goes to a squirrel drinking beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sex, violence in children's computer games under scrutiny. The kids will have a complete report an about 10 years
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(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
Photoshop lesser known danger symbols. Link goes ranking of existing examples
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
US Marshalls being sent after people who have fallen behind on their student loans
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
AZCentral.com's Losers of the Week
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(Tech Review)
 
 
 
New generation of rocket-powered launch technologies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Naked protestors spell out " NO BUSH" in Central Park
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Fri February 07, 2003
(San Diego Union Tribune)
 
 
 
Man decides trial by fire is the way to go
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Tampa votes in official bagpipe band. Rowdy Roddy Piper surrenders
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(Some Checkers Player)
 
 
 
Chess news site impressed with Fark's photoshop contest of Kasparov losing to Deep Junior
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
If a cat were suddenly to grow to the size of a tiger, would he see people as potential food?
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(Grand Junction Sentinel)
 
 
 
Girls unable to resist siren call of Girls Gone Wild cameras. Boobies ensue
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rev. Jesse Jackson wants Detroit Lions investigated for hiring Steve Marriuci. Doesn't realize no one cares what he thinks
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(mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman sues bank for ruining her sex life by repossessing her house
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(KRON4)
 
 
 
Rental agency charges driver for not returning charred wreckage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Duke fan streaks across court, sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woman who is very excited to have more sex on television
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pacers don't like "boy-boy" image. Doesn't anyone check headlines before they're posted?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frieda the octopus opens peanut butter jars for tricks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any Farkers in the Dayton, Ohio area are asked to be on the lookout for Vampire Prince Michael Rain, with a bite on his neck
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What makes oil prices move and how the oil markets work
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Blonde Boobies......not safe for work
 
(Red Cross)
 
 
 
Red Cross guide to terror alert orange
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Referee stops soccer match because of too much dog poo on the field
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Online guide to Citizen Preparedness for terror alerts
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Feisty 83-year-old granny tells 4 thugs with crowbar to take a hike
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fark headline writers now working for Reuters
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bush raises terror threat level to orange (high)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Redneck talking with Texas Department of Public Safety troopers
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Bicycle boxing is the newest fad for criminal teenagers
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(NBC5)
 
NewsFlash
 
Quaker Oats building in Chicago ablaze
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen has 3,500 bags of Cheetos in locker
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(Mr Goodbeer)
 
 
 
As Drew celebrates his b-day, check out today in beer history. Now that he's an old man, next year's link "Today in erectile dysfunction history"
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(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Drew's birthday party is tonight and tomorrow night. Boobies to ensue
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal a van, don't take one used by a judo team. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to give your sweet little kitty cat a pill
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(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Lounge Girl poses with a whip, guns, and crossbow (safe for work)
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Obscure provision allows Calaveras jumping frogs to return to wild after contest
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Preacher sneaks past secret service again, gives President Bush an eight page note about Iraq from God
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Duo jailed for pot sold to them by Uncle Sam
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(iWon)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cute little kid and her DEADLY VENOMOUS COBRA
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mario Lemieux racks up 29 penalty minutes in one game
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(San Jose Mercury News)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan: "LeBron James would only be average in the NBA."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ten of the nineteen pages from Britains latest Iraq dossier were copied word-for-word from an article written by a postgraduate. Typos and 12 year old information included
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The FBI files on the song "Louie Louie"
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(Stock Whiz)
 
 
 
Wall Street reacts to IHOP's "Never Ending Pancakes" deal
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Rainbow Brite cereal, from the makers of Purina dog food
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A message from Kilipo4's dad
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Thu February 06, 2003
(zwire.com)
 
 
 
Man cited for noise violation after flapping American flag wakes neighbors
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lynyrd Skynyrd bassist changes mind, now sees evidence for Iraq war. Journalists still don't understand nobody cares what he thinks
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
High school wrestlers assault smaller male cheerleader, shave his pubic hair
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drought ravaged Queensland prays for rain. Becomes flood ravaged Queensland
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man with itchy hemorrhoids gets toothbrush surgically removed from rear
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How to get free tickets on Virgin Airlines: 1) Cause a scene on plane in a delirious heroin-comedown fit. 2) Brush off authorities at airport. 3) Meet airline CEO at a party. Easy as 1-2-3
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(AP)
 
 
 
Head of Homeland Security Committee says Japanese internment camps were a good idea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elementary school surveillance cameras show big honkin' cat lurking in the area
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two doctors from Jersey
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Worker checks tank of highly flammable liquid with lighter. Hilarity ensues
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi robot aide runs Linux, nags if you're in toilet too long
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Koalas fall off the wagon, take up heavy drinking
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British government makes movement on bowel cancer
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(Seatle Post-Intelligencer)
 
 
 
New "supersized" ambulance for the obese with ramp and winch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two patients get transplanted cancer along with transplanted kidney
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your hot dog may contain mutant pig meat
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(Hawaii Channel)
 
 
 
Stewardess finds snake in man's pants. Wasn't happy to see her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parrots take over park. Search on for missing pirates. Arrrrr
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
1993 sworn declaration from 13-year-old by claiming Jacko did more than just get in bed with him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not roll a fatty using pages of the Bible
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
'Guns For Tots' - political group plans to hand out toy guns to kids to protest 'silly' bill
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lawmaker introduces barbeque cloth napkin bill
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pub forced to take down sign with naked woman, replaces it with a picture of a farmer and sheep
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crazy letters sent to U.N. nuclear watchdog agency from psychics, Florida residents
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Virgin Mary not too choosy about her locations, now appearing in a fence post
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men who don't shave have less sex are more likely to have a stroke and have a failed presidential run under their belt
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists have found cloneable mammoth cells. McDonald's planning new super duper size value meal
source: animal.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Student sues over A; wants an A+
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Postal employee tired of delivering mail stashes it at home for 6 months
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(Pilot Online)
 
 
 
PETA is upset by Arafat's exploding ass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Colin Powell will present photographs of Iraqi mobile biological weapons. Photoshop what you think those photos look like
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Luckily for the rest of the world, North Koreans have conmen for spies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker sends Geroge Noory (Art Bell's replacement) picture from Caddyshack. George posts it as unreleased NASA photo in shuttle investigation
source: coasttocoastam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to play the part of a giant monster wreaking havok? Rampage. Just like the arcade game
source: shockwave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian trains offer sewage showers
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Critically ill pregnant woman: "I'm dying." Ambulance service: "If you call one more time, I am going over there and taking your mobile phone."
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(Bob)
 
 
 
M*A*S*H fans eager for new Korean war
source: bobfromaccounting.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Seinfeld" still top rated sydicated show. Apparently, not everyone loves Raymond
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Did the U.S. plan an invasion of Canada in the 1920s?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Astronomers want to drop bowling balls from airplanes onto the Bonneville salt flats in Utah
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(Education Guardian)
 
 
 
Education Guardian, a top news source for those in academics, picks up a Weekly World News story as fact
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
New home video may show Columbia broke apart over Arizona
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hokies hand overrated UConn it's butt in Men's Basketball. Duke sucks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Astro716 is thinking of attending an anti-war rally. Help him come up with a sign. Link goes to his school
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kitana Jade (not safe for work)
source: bustypic.com
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL to review various new overtime proposals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Party like it's 1999 - Some dot-coms actually making money
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(BBC)
 
 
 
We hiccup because our ancient ancestors lived in the sea
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Vegas Farkette)
 
 
 
Vegas Fark party this Saturday at 6pm at Fat Catz Pub. Be there or be somewhere else
source: fark.meetup.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RTCC)
 
 
 
U.S. Cellular sales spike thanks to White Sox deal
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(The Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens US with first strike
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Wondering why Jon Densmore isn't with the current Doors lineup? So is he, and now he's suing
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
US corrupting Saudi Arabian children with Happy Meals. In other news, the little mermaid declared to be a half-fish demon
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Haligonian)
 
 
 
Halifax FARK party - March 22nd (tenative). Donairs, toques and "aboots" not required. Sign up to the mailing list if you're even remotely interested
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(The Guardian)
 
 
 
Two Ministers of Parliament also snagged in Townshend's kiddie porn sting. They too were writing autobiographies
source: politics.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
17-yr old sure he is Florida's starting QB this fall. Out shopping for bling
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Scientist who helped develop Cap'n Crunch now making wine
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Steve Tyler's OTHER daughter hits the runway
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(Some Mikey)
 
Boobies
 
"Seriously, Dude, Where's My Boobie Links?" - Coming soon to a Fark thread near you (not safe for work)
source: alone-wolf.com
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Performance artist wins grant to kick empty curry carton
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed February 05, 2003
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just because the shuttle is toast doesn't mean toast is the shuttle
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
PETA send letter to Bush saying the turkeys he pardons as Thanksgiving tradition are living in substandard conditions
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Mayor denies giving handjobs to local businessmen and politicians
source: thecouriermail.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Chocolate beer a hit among beer drinkers, candy lovers
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Feds to arrest Shuttle debris looter
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
As stock markets drop, so do shark attacks
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(Frosty)
 
 
 
Possibility of snow in the South Thursday. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jurors mad they weren't told that convicted marijuana grower was "officer" for Oakland's medical marijuana program
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hospital worried about people asking for their excrement back
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Driver cited for "Driving with a load not properly tied down" after corpse falls off truck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big brother reports "Bachelor" engagement not a survivor; their surreal life continues
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(The Australian)
 
 
 
Breast enlargement firm offers IPO. Stock expected to bounce initially but ultimately sag and deflate
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New drug that gives males 36-hour erection pops up in Oz
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Small town cops are upset about increased physical fitness requirements
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Alarm sounds at Washington State's Hanford Nuke plant
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two arrested for performing dentistry out of the back of a car using glue and gold
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(ksrevenue.org)
 
 
 
Attention Kansas drug dealers: just because it's illegal doesn't relieve you of the duty to purchase tax stamps for your drugs.
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson documentaries top watched programs in Australia
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientist invents invisibility cloak. Skeptics' society sees right through it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bibles, pornography, mini-skirts and women wearing "very strange make-up" worrying North Korea
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Army accused of sexism for using word "manning". Indianapolis Colt's quarterback expecting lawsuit any day now
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Rogue drivers threaten to destroy more speed cameras
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Study finds that The Breakfast Club archetypes indicate future success after high school
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Germans begin playing 639 year long song. That will keep them busy
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Store owner takes IOU for $477,000 worth of lottery tickets
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(Daily Press)
 
 
 
Virginia requires taxpayers to be honest and claim taxes on internet purchases
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(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
Some Air Force guy sent to jail for five years for stealing Nick Cage's porsche and dumping it in lake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Red Sox head coach Grady Little modeling new uniform
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Amateur surgeon Mr. Wang to stand trial for castration done on his kitchen table
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Parliament's email obscenity filter blocks EVERYTHING from the Welsh
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Phone company lists wrong governor in Arizona phone book
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
River polluted with salad dressing; ships carrying croutons and baby corn on way
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(Chortler)
 
 
 
Administration seeks public's help in finding an excuse to go to war
source: chortler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher may play Superman in new movie: Dude, Where's My Cape
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart and it's pay gap. That smiley face thing gets paid more than the workers
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(She)
 
 
 
A Playmate comes out of the closet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton was a CIA spy whose girlfriend turned into a radical lesbian
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia bans rude words
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(some girl)
 
 
 
Farker keep_left's mom is turning 70. Photoshop her baby pic in a historical situation. Will be compiled into a "she's so old..." phony photo album birthday present
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Happy ending after furniture salesman hit by flying disappearing sofa
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Pentagon advisor: "France is no longer an ally". Can't remember when they were an ally
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Despair.com)
 
 
 
Our friends at Despair release Bittersweets: Valentine's candy for the rest of us
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the cover for the US 2004 Fiscal Budget
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Kilipo4 dies in car accident
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Brewery cancels "Beer Nurses" at sporting events
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(thematrix.com)
 
Video
 
What is the Matrix? Warner Brothers releases the first of four short film anime features delving into this mysterious topic
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man with same name as all day sex-fest drug not ammused, but admits it is a "cock-up rather than a conspiracy"
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue February 04, 2003
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UK destroys #1 Florida 70-55. Duke sucks
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
Boobies
 
Protestors show their boobies to make important statement of.... uh.... they've got boobies (not safe for work)
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop children's books that never made it. Link goes to an example. With voting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man wins race, runs up 86 flights of Empire State Building in 9 minutes, 33 seconds. Elevator ride takes 55 seconds
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
AOL pleads with users not to leave. Willing to throw in free penis enlargement if they stay
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oil paintings that look pornographic from a distance, but are just splotches of paint (Might be not safe for work)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest says penguins travel well and are used to being handled like airline luggage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You don't have to get off the couch, but you do have to get the couch off your lawn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Get your bats out - Canada has upped the bag limit for harp seals this year
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(SPTimes)
 
 
 
"You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. Noone knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it."
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Football recruiting analysts make up fake player to mess with their competition. Florida and Florida State now actively trying to recruit him
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Web saturated with shuttle coverage. Fark gets nod for exposing losers on eBay selling shuttle debris
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
President Bush unsure if he's been to Space Center. "Somewhat murky"
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Azumi Kawashima. Not safe for work
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another empty chemical warhead found in Iraq
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
February is Florida Library Appreciation Month. First order of business: close down the Florida State Library
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Doors regroup with former Cult singer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: Increases in sex on the television increases incidents of falling off the television
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(Expatica.com)
 
 
 
Guide to Dutch toilet etiquette. Read all about the "inspection shelf"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Naked man goes to school bus stop to pick up chicks
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(Some school)
 
 
 
Theme: Highly unlikely mascots. Link goes to generic picture of mascot
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(The Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Dope-smuggling bears charged, put on diets - munchies blamed
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Finders of sack full of money don't want it because it is "creepy"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Girl convicted of clubbing 16 calves to death tells judge she has always dreamed of becoming a veterinarian
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sex crimes bill in parliament unable to be discussed through email because their filter removes messages as obscene
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
All day sex-fest drug
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If the bull you are trying to slaughter escapes, call the escaped bull hotline
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew's b-day party is this Friday and Saturday across central Kentucky. Now with hot casino action!
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australian sues government after kangaroo's death; cites loss of consortium
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this adorable ad for Vermont Teddy Bears
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
OS debate causes domestic standoff
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Olympic gold medalist ordered to pay $5,000 for calling her rival ugly.
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Fast music linked to car crashes
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher caught pinching the deity of cereals
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After years of aborting female babies, India faces woman shortage
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
WTC designs down to two. There can only be one
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC says it loves lesbians. Tatu back on the air
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Annoying telemarketer accidently calls long lost son. Sappiness ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Marcus42 needs something to wake him up in the morning but hates coffee. Suggestions? Voting enabled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ed O'Neill and Ethan Embry
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Phil Spector out on bail. In other news, The Smoking Gun pulling an all-nighter - need pizza and beer
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man gets cat back seven years after it disappeared during camping trip. Cat actually named Toonces
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't mess with a man and his fruit tree
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Never utilize your psychic powers while you are drunk or high
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
"God And Generals" stars forced to film in crappy situations. Horse crappy
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Affleck, Britney Spears, and Ozzy Osbourne lined up for "Die Hard 4: Fight for the Spotlight"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson still likes taking children to bed, and enjoys it
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man given DUI for driving golf cart drunk. More importantly, Harley Davidson makes a Golf Cart?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man banned from every pub in Britain
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
BBC bans Tatu video because they kiss
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Mon February 03, 2003
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate passes resolution honoring Columbia. No word on what last minute amendments were attached
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Fabricated Nostradamus prophecy on Columbia tragedy already going around
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker jumping for joy
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(NASA)
 
 
 
What ever happened to the Space Shuttle Enterprise?
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(Art Daily)
 
 
 
U.N. Security Council covers up Pablo Picasso's "Guernica" painting because depiction of horrors of war makes for inconvenient photo ops
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Meth dealer has no idea how $2000 in stolen goods ended up in secret compartment under his floor
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
City of Oakland holds rally for Raiders. None of the team shows up
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
HP forced to pull "Print Your Own Money" ad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN caption claims Columbia is the second shuttle to be lost since Challenger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pet eel to stay in German bathtub where he has lived since 1969
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Dawson's Creek' dammed up, hamlet flooded, entire cast drowned
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican gives two thumbs up to 'Potter'. "Witchcraft is sooo cool," says Pope
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Penguins threaten Antarctica's oldest building; Jokers, Catwomen still plotting
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Oz Government flames Brisbane mayor for comments about fridge magnets
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Record producer Phil Spector arrested in connection with homicide
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Census: Indy workers take subways, trolleys and ferries even though there aren't any in the city
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Urine Trouble: Louisiana man arrested for hiding in women's bathroom and collecting urine samples
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bullz-eye)
 
Boobies
 
Girl next door: Sarah Jones (somewhat safe for work)
source: bullz-eye.com
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
82% of Americans want manned flight to continue. Other 18% wants NASA to stop faking them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Mexico trying to pass legislation to make motorcyclists mandatory organ donors
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kyrgyzstan votes for president, more vowels
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(SmugMug)
 
 
 
SmugMug needs a 300 * 125 banner ad for their advertising campaign. Prizes for top 3 submissions (Link goes to SmugMug)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
122-year-old Egyptian dies; was sick of hearing about that punk kid Strom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Japanese completely arse up The Two Towers
source: home.online.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police hunt piglet-rustlers. Pooh, Tigger offering reward
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA removed advisers who warned on safety
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson claims he has never had plastic surgery and wants to live forever
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Shubie Sam predicts early spring for Nova Scotia
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad email
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Nothing irritates people quite as much as "nuc-yoo-ler"
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NZHerald)
 
 
 
Farmers who talk to their cows don't get any more productive value out of them then cows who aren't talked to
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Our old friend the infertile lioness is still trying to adopt yet another antelope
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Farker MisterStupidFace's father is losing his newspaper column after 20 years. Maybe some farking web traffic to his farewell column will send a message
source: ctnow.com
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
If Rusty Wallace wins Daytona 500, Miller Beer will give everyone in attendance a six pack
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Kasparov losing to Deep Junior
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Cyclops-like remains found on Crete. Ray Harryhausen surrenders
source: discovery.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Key West News)
 
 
 
Keywest giving cocks away to good homes. But you can't eat them
source: keysnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctor commutes 1220 miles to work to get lower malpractice insurance, doubles income
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australians receive fridge magnet to fight terrorism
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Kimonos making comeback; businessmen with swords predicted to be next trend
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that Columbia was travelling at 18 times the speed of light
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Duke sucks
source: foxsports.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The greatest battle of World War II took place 60 years ago
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