Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
You might try our Headline Search for easier navigation here.

These links may be stale and generate errors. Can't do much about it. Tastes like chicken.
Sun December 29, 2002
(Lips Guy)
 
 
 
Stones Announce World Tour. At a nursing home near you
source: mickjagger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
$500,000 reward offered for return of pregnant woman
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Naked Quidditch Match (SFW)
source: gryffindortower.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mtn. Democrat)
 
 
 
The look at a U.S. Forest Service nursery and the millions of trees is produces to plant around the country.
source: mtdemocrat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Guy follows Asshat hit and run driver, gives police license number, Asshat arrested
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News of the World)
 
 
 
Those wacky Raelians are really, really....really into sex, really. (SFW, with bonus pic of two chicks kissing)
source: newsoftheworld.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Aluminum can of worms: Court rules injured pitcher can sue baseball bat company
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(rolltide.com)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to play ball during March Madness yourself? Check out the NCAA's strenuous academic eligibility requirements
source: rolltide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squirrel Fishing: A new approach to rodent performance evaluation
source: annie.newdream.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Who was your favorite muppet, and why? (with voting)
source: henson.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Now you too can go down Don King Boulevard and end up broke
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese woman defies all odds in U.S. and rescues her children, only to face deportation
source: times-standard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYTimes.com)
 
 
 
Ranchers Bristle as Gas Wells Loom on the Range. (cue the music) Let me tell ya bout a man named Jed.
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you feel about our banner staying the same for several days?
source: quitwhining.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's FARK an acronym for? Voting enabled
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create your own beer
source: snpp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How much would a war with Iraq cost? roughly $100 billion to $200 billion
source: moneycentral.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DirectX 9 is out. Radeon 9700 owners rejoice..
source: microsoft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bizarre interview with Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Masri, "UK's Bin Laden": A mashed potato, cheesecake and the priest in The Exorcist
source: viceland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(bayarea.com)
 
 
 
Lost items at the theme parks everything from sunglasses to cameras and even limbs
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
�Sex orgy secrets� of the baby clone cult (sfw)
source: newsoftheworld.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Suntimes.com)
 
 
 
Harry Potter author donates $100,000 in fan's memory
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 10 Space Mysteries for 2003
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Democracy in Godzone
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
protect the earth from asteroids
source: spaceguard.ias.rm.cnr.it   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Oxygen, the cable network for smart working women, resorts to girls in thongs and Cheryl Tiegs bondage equipment to attract viewers
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Grandson)
 
 
 
Master P must pay damages to 80 year old granny
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NF)
 
 
 
'Women are nicer to kiss' : says actress Julianne Moore
source: newsfilter.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(artimis)
 
 
 
The smoking crater where Cinergy Field used to be (a nice improvement)
source: artimis.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FlightAware)
 
 
 
Check out the Chipmunks Gangsta Rap from the same guys that made the old Star Wars one..
source: flashplayer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poll shows Margaret Thatcher admired more by Americans than J Lo
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
A look at 80s Arcade Gameshow, Starcade
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Enron assets may have been overstated..
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CHUD)
 
 
 
Walken does CHUD. The mystery deepens
source: chud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(gaurdian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Royals popularity in the crapper.
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CMJ)
 
 
 
How MTV plans to kill the music industry
source: cmj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via LetsRun.com)
 
 
 
Haile Gebreselassie breaks world 10k record, wins 1 milion dollars
source: sportserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Summer linked to suicide: study
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for gross stupidity
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Christmas in the year 2050
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(theinquirer.net)
 
 
 
Chico Marx hat cloned human race, Raelian "video" shows
source: theinquirer.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Assault with a deadly video game: elderly woman attacked by robber armed with a PlayStation 2
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Shrimp On Tha Barbie)
 
 
 
Barbecue manufacturer Weber-Stephen Products Co. opened its Grill Line(800-GRILL-OUT)Most freqeuntly ask question...."Propane... Leaking... Send... Help"
source: popularmechanics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lieberman in 2004.'Probably'
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salt Lake Tribune.)
 
 
 
2002 in review according to Dave Barry
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
She was trying to break up a fight. She ws killed. She was 6
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(fortwayne.com)
 
 
 
Unmanned drones will guard US coastlines
source: fortwayne.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(zwire.com)
 
 
 
On Nov. 12, the FBI received a message that stated: "I am going to kill the president and there is nothing you can f------ do about it u (sic) gay motherf-----,"
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Ken Guy)
 
 
 
Tourette Syndrome Barby� Still funny after all this time
source: barbyisbad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker LacksSocialSkilzz is tired of forgetting his closing tags. So he made a nifty preview tool and decided to share it with the other Windows-using Farkers.
source: lookupsite.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(overclockers.com)
 
 
 
Mac OS X86?
source: overclockers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On Sunday, one of the rarest birds in the world took wing from Denver, heading for Miami in a small cage wedged under a coach class seat on an American Airlines jet
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Neotek)
 
 
 
Stickfight - coolest game on the net
source: stickfight.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Help this Indian photoshop decorate his nifty hat
source: sunherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Horn Dog)
 
 
 
Photoshop my kindergarten teacher's other job
source: nopi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Mt Fuji Webcam (for those Farkers who can't see it from their bedroom window)
source: sunplus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 28, 2002
(itv.com)
 
 
 
Dr. Who voted gets sci-fi character of all time. Four Buffy the Vampire Slayer characters make top 10
source: itv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
High-tech billboards change according to drivers' radio station selections
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop 'Rael', one suave dude, and founder of Clonaid,
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Skydivers jumping in droves off world's tallest building. No Wile E. Coyete shaped holes in concrete below yet
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Uncapped drainage well forms cool man-made geyser when it rains hard - Old Whenever. With pic
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Whale song confounds U.S. Navy.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company invents personal snow plows for cars, 10 year olds going door to door with snow shovels surrender.
source: wcbs880.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Ad Aware 6 coming out soon. Spywareinfo guy full of crap
source: lavasoftsupport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Playboy)
 
Boobies
 
Oldest Playboy playmate ever... 35 years old. Prooves women get better with age. (not safe for work)
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't Fark your web page. 10 common mistakes
source: useit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ Depicted on Flag of Russia�s Penza Region
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky reveals new "smiley face" license plates. Hilarity doesn't ensue
source: gov.state.ky.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Wonderful Protection Against Thieves Invented in Russia
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In preparation for the new year, 10 diets to avoid
source: fitness.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Free trade slums turn city into 'serial killer's amusement park'
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
'Terror truck' to join 60 launches at US show - with pictures. Looks lilke a sexy 4x4, works like a tank
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Home Safety Lessons....From Gary Coleman
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
New celebrity mugshots. Let's start with a favorite
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Governor wants to stop NJ urban sprawl
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Christmas airing of logs burning in fireplace a hit in NYC
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ALOD)
 
 
 
Teaching Children Jesus.
source: teachingchildrenjesus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Fire Island Guy)
 
 
 
Gummy Butts. Available in a rainbow of colors
source: bachelorette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Stop using AdAware
source: spywareinfo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KITT)
 
 
 
Holy Hasslehoff. Somebody made a Knight Rider PC Game. Garthe surrenders
source: knightridergame.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pravda's crack-spawned, seizure-inducing animated banner
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
For those Farkers who still don't know HTML. Here are the basics
source: archive.ncsa.uiuc.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Girl to sue over detention
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Bunny)
 
Boobies
 
Following the TV hotties.. Playboy's Top Sportscasters.
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(nbc4.tv)
 
 
 
Rampaging man subdued by pot of boiling water
source: nbc4.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Examiner)
 
 
 
Deluged with resumes companies abandon the courtesy letter and the polite callback
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Odd Duck)
 
 
 
Nostradamus predicted that Winona Ryder would get caught shoplifting
source: odd-duck.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Spot)
 
 
 
More Americans went to movies this year than anytime since 1959.
source: sunspot.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Google 2002 timeline
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Pumped Pecs
source: celebpecs.com
 
(www.guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
U.K. seeks to ban fizzy drink ads
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Planning on drunk driving this New Year's Eve? Well, this this funeral director will bury you for free
source: wkrn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Top Science Stories of 2002
source: sciam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Campbell's upgrades their soups. 40% more alphabets
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jonesboro Sun)
 
 
 
Meth lab ignites fire in garbage truck
source: jonesborosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theme: Michael Jordan is starting to show his age. When he finally does retire from basketball, what will be his next career move?
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Book Pick)
 
 
 
Best new parent book out there, even if you are not a parent
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Blocking ads and spyware just got a lot easier. Doubleclick surrenders
source: everythingisnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fire destroys candle factory
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshall Faulk could be Rams quarterback on MNF
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Meta-Religion)
 
 
 
History of the Raelians, UFO worshippers who cloned baby
source: meta-religion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
We've had "Operation Desert Storm" and "Operation Enduring Freedom", come up with a new name for when Iraq gets attacked (voting enabled)
source: desert-storm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 27, 2002
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Sweezy. Wrist watch communicator..
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a more appropriate statue for the people of Virginia
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Holiday trash an advertisement for thieves, so make sure you place it in front of the neighbors house
source: wtopnews.com
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Millionaire congressmen with investments in banking and credit card companies are voting to make it harder for consumers to declare bankruptcy
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
TV chefs have horrible hygiene
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Newcastle Ale wants you to win a trip to Vail
source: askmen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(hindustantimes.com)
 
 
 
Indian Navy to train dolphins to plant mines on enemy ships. PETA crazy, go nuts
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun is there for the Party Girls: Rearview of 2002 (possibly not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Kentucky Post)
 
 
 
Beer truck overturns. Thousands of bottles are lost. Homer Simpson surrenders
source: kypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Canadian Newspaper)
 
 
 
Snow removal turf war heats up. Molotov cocktails don't melt much snow
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza founder's No. 1 priority is to help as many people get to heaven as possible
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Davezilla)
 
 
 
"I got confuse on my Lingam": Sex Q & A in beautiful Engrish
source: hindimatrimony.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some beer snob)
 
 
 
Beer: it's a beautiful thing - especially when photographed in color via microscope
source: micro.magnet.fsu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(nzherald.co)
 
 
 
Riot at cricket match blamed on 'sheer boredom'
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
United Airlines To Scrap Union Contracts
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Delhi's new subway system shuts off intercom after passengers keep buzzing drivers telling them to "go faster"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Companies drawing up policies about what you can talk about in blogs
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Lifestyles of the dull & boring. Best Web sites of 2002. Pick your top ten, with voting
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spacecraft will attempt to land on a comet
source: in.tech.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Sacramento owners spent $30,000 on courtside seats for Lakers-Kings Xmas day game (with audio)
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Can Viagra save endangered species?
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Assembly Required)
 
 
 
The worst manuals of 2002: "Do not resolve and refit the product optionally due to safe reason."
source: tecstandards.com.   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pentagon orders 2 carriers and 2 amphibious units into readiness alert for Iraq action
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
North Korea Stakes Its All
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some page3)
 
Boobies
 
Oh. Sweet. God. hottest page 3 girl ever
source: page3.com
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago's "boot crews" to debut at Midway airport. Happy New Year
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Parents complain about swim team practice time being moved. Coach solves problem by disbanding team.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mechanic donates $12,000 worth of repairs to city vehicles to help budget shortfall
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS.com)
 
 
 
Letterman's Top Ten ways to make your New Year's Eve party more exciting
source: cbs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Brosnan recommends his predecessor
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(autoweek.com)
 
 
 
Toyota invades Nascar, wants new track built in Pearl Harbor
source: autoweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen who received transplanted kidney from his science teacher in jail for trying to steal a forklift.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shaq ties the knot. Lakers surrender
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Board games meet reality
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bullies delight. Weird names stars give their kids.
source: entertainment.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
CIA controling your mind through secret anal probes
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
British Pathe puts thousands of newsreels online; not worried about piracy
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some TV News Hottie)
 
 
 
Who are the hottest lesser-known local newswomen? Link goes to local hottie. Voting enabled
source: fox59.trb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
Video
 
15 Minutes of T3 Footage. SkyNet surrenders
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
European Farkers! Now you can buy Fark gear locally
source: i-merchandiser.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Macon.com)
 
 
 
Poland to upgrade air force to F-16s. France surrenders
source: macon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some footbag)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guys playing with their bag
source: footbag.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Buffalo Farkers: Party w./ Gogi and Corporate Mofo at the Pearl St. Brewery tonight at 7. Expedition to Canadian Ballet/Continental to follow
source: pubcrawler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bids on Ebay for California town top $1.6 million
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Barbie's pregnant friend taken off Wal-Mart shelves because husband is sold separately
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Children Find Porn Photo in Barney Book
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lycos.com)
 
 
 
Suicide Bombers kill 40 at Chechen Govt Headquarters
source: news.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Famed photographer Herb Ritts dies at 50
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
College plans to buy houses to prevent beer parties and "student slums"
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kevin Mitnick to be allowed back online
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew turns 30 on Feb 7 - we are going to have a massive party for him on the 8th - who can come?
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What kind of person buys those "Who Moved My Cheese" books?
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Saddam "most deserving of honorary status as a British citizen."
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Toilegami - Origami with toilet paper
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Tomo12144 wants to know if there are any other Antarctic Farkers, before he declares himself the world's southernmost Farker. Possible Fark party in the works?
source: polar.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Behind The Walken Act
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WMVX)
 
 
 
German playboy seeks women to kill him with sex
source: wmvx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Conjoined twins that should've been. Link goes to a real photo of conjoined twins
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman gets stuck in catflap and needs to be rescued by firefighters,
source: thisisgloucestershire.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
First Cloned Baby-It's a Girl.
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese creating theme park where you can eat the animals. PETA Surrenders
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Albinoblacksheep.com)
 
Video
 
My dog's favorite Xmas present
source: albinoblacksheep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
For anyone who ever wondered if owls throw up..
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hot swimsuit babes (sfw)
source: nopi.com
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman expecting sports car for Christmas gets a digger instead
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 26, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
lutefisk is really good, no really...
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mariah Caray forgets her panties during TV interview; hilarity ensues
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Cloning cult 'Clonaid' claims first human clone has been born
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hooters Air is a go
source: cbs.marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Car eats plane
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
Top 10 Space Mysteries for 2003
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Metalhead)
 
 
 
Vote for the best hair band of all time. Link goes to the masters
source: poisonweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Detailed frozen pizza taste test from Good Housekeeping
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DavisEnterprise.com)
 
 
 
Boy's message in a bottle gets answered 1 year and 2,900 miles later
source: davisenterprise.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Orlando Bloom with a snazzy shirt
source: us.imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 Best & Worst Christmas Albums of 2002
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
$314.9 million lottery winner planning to give 10% to his church
source: community.centurytel.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(United Press)
 
 
 
Woman Kicker Makes College Football History
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Experts make their bowl predictions
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBC to pay $10 million per episode for "Friends" 10th season.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Columbus Alive)
 
 
 
Happy Kwanzaa. So what, exactly, is Kwanzaa?
source: columbusalive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
The US authorities are so preoccupied with the struggle against terrorism that are even ready to give up the symbols of the country
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(One Angry Latina)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera physically attacks Kelly Osbourne and puts her in a headlock after Kelly calls her, "one of the most disgusting human beings on the world"
source: intelligentx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
When regular killing just isn't enough: New Navy missiles "catastrophically kill the target."
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
A Unique View of 2002 from our Friends at Landover Baptist
source: landoverbaptist.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
The 2002 Wacko Awards
source: villagevoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pope makes anti-war appeal
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(boston.com)
 
 
 
Scrap metal from World Trade Center to be used in constuction of USS New York
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
What was your favorite toy as a kid?
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hey Beer Guy)
 
 
 
Heiniken wants you to win a trip to Mardi Gras
source: heineken.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news-press.com)
 
 
 
Sideshow School keeps the dream alive by teaching new freaks old tricks
source: news-press.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Children: ultimate fashion accessory for rich bitches
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Scientists, apparently on a bet, attempt to grow human teeth in the stomachs of mice
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Tolkien's talking trees not so far-fetched
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland family start an Ewok College Scholarship
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ring tones will save the music industry
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Europe to send humans to Mars by 2025
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Roman)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies. Lots of 'em. (not safe for work)
source: tuttotope.net
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Schools in 7 states cut back to 4-day week to save costs
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these three guys looking in a pit
source: mediaservice.photoisland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman takes 57 years to complete bachelor's degree
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Who's making money from the internet?
source: economist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Russia investigates Harry Potter
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby Chirstmas llama (pic)
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vote for our buddies, the Russian Teen Lesbian duo TATU's single to be the number one song in Kansas City. Or vote in the thread for songs not likely to be #1 on this list
source: mix93.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bored admin and moderators will answer your questions about fark today
source: froogle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(EW)
 
 
 
The year's top 10 celebrity excuses
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Do people need to know the truth (a half or a quarter of the truth) about the persons and the structures that govern?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CE)
 
 
 
Now broke, gambler sues Ind. casino
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Suge Knight back in the can
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Movie industry thrives, "piracy problem" notably nonexistent
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Fruity Guy)
 
 
 
Pears, a potpourri of tasty recipes. Call the neighbors, wake the kids, this is an extravaganza you won't want to miss
source: calpear.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(gamespot.com)
 
 
 
Warcraft III is the best game of the year
source: gamespot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Holiday Spirit of Sports: List of leagues, teams, players that made community contributions
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NY town declares Nov. 18 "David Letterman Day". Photoshop Letterman showing his appreciation
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Homeless people collect $5,000 for cop suspended for refusing to arrest homeless person
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man turns hip bone into walking stick after his replacement surgery
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some affiliate)
 
 
 
5-14-16-29-53--7
source: kwqc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 25, 2002
(Morphizm)
 
 
 
The best and worst of American Culture in 2002
source: morphizm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Bobcat enters home through pet door. Hilarity ensues
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Deja moo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Merry Christmas. Lisa Boyle (not safe for work)
source: lisaboyle.galeon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Santa giving presents to overseas soliders
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What did you get for christmas? Vote for the best gift
source: zombo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Aaliyah's ghost says `R. Kelly rigged my death'
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Trent Lott with a small child gesturing a crowd with his right hand high in the air
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption Christopher Walken posing with Leonardo DiCaprio
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Bob Cat save sick felines
source: savebobcat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Letterman spends Christmas day with U.S. troops in Afghanistan
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
After a curb-stomp, Santa might be running a bit late this year
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Welshman)
 
 
 
Geiriadur Cymraeg (dictionary of Welsh language) finally completed after 82 years. Latest volume already sold out
source: aber.ac.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More than you'll need to know about the history of Christmas lights
source: oldchristmaslights.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some lonely Vegas Guy)
 
 
 
Single and alone for the holidays: How to cope
source: iamnext.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Dad)
 
 
 
Caption grivas' 18 month old daughter's message to Santa
source: knology.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
Orion Rising
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cincy Business Courier)
 
 
 
Watch Riverfront Stadium/Cinergy Field imploded live on the interweb Sunday
source: cincinnati.bizjournals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Use prickly pear extract to fight stress
source: timesofmalta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ctnow.com)
 
 
 
Arab and Muslim students at U.S. colleges fear going home for winter break because they may not be able to get back into the U.S
source: ctnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you attended the University of Missouri between 1986 and 2001, you may be able to get your tuition refunded. Sweet
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(www.killfile.org)
 
 
 
Nothing promotes the spirit of Christmas like South Park. Link goes to the classic that started it all
source: killfile.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FAA announces flight restrictions for New Year's
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Sir Isaac Newton's Birthday (Dec. 25)
source: maths.tcd.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Blizzard Entertainment)
 
 
 
Seasons greetings from Blizzard
source: blizzard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some dude)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Design a treasure map to your well-hidden porno stash. Link goes to example
source: open.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle PI)
 
 
 
Lets start the holiday off right, with stories of some of the crappiest christmas gifts...ever
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kroger will soon let you pay for goods with your fingerprint. No word yet on when the "666" tattoo will be required
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two friends have been sending each other the same Christmas card for half a century
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Apres Fark)
 
 
 
What's your favotite place to ski? (Voting enabled) Link goes to a hidden little spot that's now out of business
source: goski.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 24, 2002
(Cincinnati.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Cinncinnati Bengals fans at a game
source: bengals.enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle PI)
 
 
 
Housing is the answer to the homeless
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA interns plead guilty to stealing moon rocks
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
State workers notified on Christmas Eve of layoffs
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Movie Juice)
 
 
 
The Dalai Lama reviews Richard Gere in "Chicago"
source: moviejuice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police want better weapons that'll "blow your head clean off"
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Cops shocked by rhubarb thefts, reward offered
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saddam slams US in Christmas greeting
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Priest attacked by man weilding nativity statue
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Geek)
 
 
 
A geek's night before christmas
source: geekextreme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG's 2002 Person Of The Year: Eminem. With voting
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Quiz: How well have you been paying attention to the news this year?
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ghost buster meets flying fork
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How Snow Makers Work
source: howstuffworks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
remeber that evil chinese walking fish in baltimore last summer?? well.. what goes around comes around
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(dfw.com)
 
 
 
Campbell's Chunky Soup curse and the list of victims
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Court give traffic violators a choice, pay the fine or sing a Christmas carol
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASA to send teacher to space next year. Guess she's not a history teacher
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman shot in chest, saved by silicone implants
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Guilt-ridden old man confesses to going on a corset-stealing spree 80 years ago
source: arizonarepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Not self-conscious enough about your body yet? Maybe you need a bellybutton lift
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Santa being tracked live on radar (flash)
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Army can't decide on TP color, troops forced to use leaves
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Zounds, it's Zoltan. Not Safe For Work
source: muscleelite.com
 
(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
Woman thwarts robbery by telling crook, "I don't have time for this right now," hitting him with her car door, and driving away
source: theleafchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cute widdle baby lion
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Years Best & Worst Commercials
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Old Paper)
 
 
 
Who Watches the Watchmen? Are moderators the Wyatt Earps of the internet? Link goes to rather old, plain text but still readable essay on free speech on the web. Posted more for Farkers comment thingees
source: efc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
80% of the 1024 americans polled think aliens exist
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sex strike to halt war
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some old bbs guy)
 
 
 
Welcome to Rebel Dawn, a massively multiplayer role playing game that you can play right in your Web browser. Reminds me of TradeWars 2002
source: rebeldawn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Savage Love: Worst holiday sex stories
source: villagevoice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(noradsanta.org)
 
 
 
For the lil' Farkers to follow Santa progress tonight all over the world
source: noradsanta.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Keiko will have extra herring for Christmas dinner in Norway
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some rocketeer)
 
 
 
For those who still wanted a flying suit....
source: technologie-entwicklung.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Rated X-mas copyright lawsuit includes lyrics to "Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer" and "Frosty the Pervert." Happy Holidays from TSG
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Homestar Runner Christmas cartoon
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher demoted for forcing class to eat tin foil
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(wwdn)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton reacts to FARK's Star Trek photoshop contest
source: wilwheaton.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to 'destroy world'
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to make your car look fast (repeat)
source: riceboypage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop a scene for which hilarity ensues. Link goes to Google image search of "hilarity ensues"
source: images.google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Christ had a belly button and other heresies
source: news-observer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Design a new men's magazine. Link goes to the king
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 23, 2002
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German president tell citizens to "quit yer biyatching."
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Time magazine names three whistleblowers as Persons of the Year
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Implantable devices could become humans' "black boxes"
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(autonet.ca)
 
 
 
New Porsche 911 model to hit North America in '03
source: autonet.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Study suggests race car drivers are as fit as other athletes. If by "other athletes" you mean bowlers and chess players....
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Authorities baffled by dead deer found in tree
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Emperor has no clothes: Bush's science advisor screening process
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Post-Standard)
 
 
 
It's nice to see some good old-fashioned, legal sex in church for a change
source: syracuse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Warning: Imitating Santa's "Ho Ho Ho" could leave you feeling a little hoarse
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(nzherald)
 
 
 
Police to go under cover at nude beaches to ensure no sex or play in the sand
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mattel introduces "Lingerie Barbie" complete with black or pink garters, silk stockings, and stiletto heels (with pic)
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some NASA Geek)
 
 
 
NASA finds microgravity makes moss grow in a spiral
source: liftoff.msfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Airlines lose a passenger's bag every 90 seconds
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Louisiana to pay $4.00 for every nutria shot
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fortune Magazine)
 
 
 
There's a 0.5% chance that you work at Wal-Mart
source: fortune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Star)
 
 
 
The Two Tower's $100+ million opening weekend box office gross is all the more amazing since no one who went brought a date
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Yao Ming, China's basketball star
source: groupz.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Jo Hicks Galleries [not safe for work]
source: home.clara.net
 
(Business Week)
 
 
 
Cable TV offers little choice and rip-off channel-packaging schemes
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Lawyer convinces woman to put babies up for adoption to pay his legal fees.
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Miss Piggy, Alf, and the rest explain in excruciating detail why you shouldn't do drugs
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
PETA protesters show up at school. Students attack activists with milk
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grow wheat for Jesus. (religious freebie)
source: gardenprojectonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
When in doubt, blame the vampires..
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
US Army Rangers say they're ready to kick Iraq in the nuts
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AGEHR)
 
 
 
Come join the American Guild of English Handbell Ringers
source: agehr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Church seeking 1st ammendment protection from lawsuits - says law does not apply to their affairs
source: fox35wofl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Middle aged equipment manager downs Mountain Dew and hot dogs all day, replaces injured goaltender that night. Wins game, scores assist
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Farker Foppalady would like to say Merry Christmas to all the farkettes out there with a photo session of her husband and his weener. not safe for work. (Especially for FlaChickie & Bumjube)
source: knology.net
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Suspect robs Krispy Kreme with no cops around
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dad takes "Mr. Mom" routine a bit too far on daughter's 4th grade field trip
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cheese)
 
 
 
The Barbarian Wine and Cheese Society
source: barbarian.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions finish 0-16 on the road under new coaching staff. Owner not sure if they need to be replaced
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iraq says ready to answer U.S., British questions , no really....for sure this time...seriously
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create your own herb or garlic infused oils
source: homecooking.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(dayton daily news)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders may come out of retirement to play for Raiders in playoffs
source: activedayton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
North Korea confident US won't go to war to defend South Korea
source: news-observer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano confirms relationship with Justin Timberlake
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Unmanned plane shot down in Iraq. It is presumed there are no survivors
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Last year's StrongBad xmas message (or maybe older) (repeat)
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man sues grocery store chain over tuna can assault
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Wind-surfing Santa arrested after he accidentally crosses border to U.S.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Saying "sorry" just isn't enough if you're a politician. Just ask Bill Clinton and Bob Packwood
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Medieval town recreated in gingerbread
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Fem Farker)
 
 
 
How would you break the news to your family that you're pregnant? Voting enabled
source: mypregnancytest.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Strummer of The Clash found dead
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
No StrongBad emails on the holidays..
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
No talking in class. Photoshop a Ukranian schoolteacher giving kids an ice bath at -10c
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Caffeine Freak)
 
 
 
What soft-drink has the most caffeine? What does the caffeine molecule look like? Caffeine freak devotes page to caffeine (does Diet Mr. Pibb REALLY have more caffeine than Mountain Dew?)
source: coffeefaq.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beer selling for as little as five cents in Germany. Demand for German exchange programs among Amercian college students on the rise
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(www.kansascity.com)
 
 
 
More Internet companies charging for premium services
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Illuminati)
 
 
 
NASA faked the moon landings in order to perform a Masonic ceremony worshipping the devil
source: mt.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Challenge your flying skills in this unforgiving side view action adventure.
source: titoonic.dk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Men are useless at wrapping presents
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists debunk Mummy's Curse. And the mummy would've gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling kids
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MDM)
 
 
 
The top 5 most eligible winos
source: moderndrunkardmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Two airline passengers threaten to bomb plane over in-flight food
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shop owner tricks thief into posing for picture
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »






On Twitter




In Other Media
X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.