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Sun December 15, 2002
(BBC)
 
 
 
Weather hinders rescue operation of BMWs
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Essentially, Canadians regard all Americans as morons"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Robohockey
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A boobies link sans silicon for once... (not safe for work)
source: sexyimports.com
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Ben Stein on how we are ruining American competitiveness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Questionable courses net millions for colleges
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Is Santa just a jolly old elf who enjoys making people smile, or the embodiment of terror aimed at making children cry? (with pics)
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists locate "fear gene". "Jackass gene" still at large
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Talking George Bush action figure sells out for Christmas
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Plot uncovered to steal a lock of Prince Harry's hair, run DNA tests, and prove he is not Charles' son
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Real Calif. Cheese)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Now that PETA has complained, create a new ad campaign for California Cheese
source: realcaliforniacheese.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Arafat tells bin Laden to leave Palesine out of his agenda
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer fans stage riot at 30,000 feet; The Sun is there
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(Excite)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gore not running for president in 2004
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Republicans and Civil Rights
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(NBC 10)
 
 
 
TV news personality sues after Flipper blows the landing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun addictive Breakout style game to kill some time with while we wait for news
source: jardinains.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
What was it I was bidding on again?
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker DonSlice needs help with a shirt design for his dorm. Link goes to his idea
source: pages.prodigy.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Less than 1% of men stick to speed limits
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Venezuela gears up for "Coup II: Electric Boogaloo"
source: observer.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Quinn Koloski (not safe for work)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe to get married. First dance to be replaced with first ass kicking from wife
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farker who thinks he's surfing at a party
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Sat December 14, 2002
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hospital security guard takes dead man's winning lottery ticket
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To celebrate Nostradamus' birthday, write your own prophecy for 2003. Bonus points for use of quatrains and medieval French. Link goes to example
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(Some Radio Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Spike doesn't like daughter's holiday photo
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(Time.com)
 
 
 
Star Trek: The Business
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola company to tightly clench buttocks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Girl's hockey team gets a male goalie. "It's nice to be surrounded by women"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
NBA to draft 9 week old fetus
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(Springfield News)
 
 
 
People who sue are out of ideas: Woman sues Burger King after spilling coffee
source: springfieldnews-leader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Name Seymore Butts' new Showtime reality series. Link goes to pic and bio (voting enabled)
source: search.excaliburfilms.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists search for mathematically perfect pizza. Still no cure for cancer
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japan launches a satellite that is apparently made out of used TV sets. No word on if it transforms into a giant robot
source: asia.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kazaa.com hacked
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cargo ship sinks in Channel; 3,000 BMWs feared dead
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hola amigos. Te gusta photoshop los caballeros?
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's list of weird Christmas gifts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burger King has been sold. Buyer debating whether to use paypal or send check
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Henry Kissinger, we're not missing yer, or wishing you were here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will Smith impersonator gets 3 years in prison. Will Smith impersonator?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(partyschool.com)
 
 
 
My friends and I are bored with Three Man and Quarters. What's a good drinking game to play? Link goes to list of old faves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Showtime to make a reality series of the life of adult star and producer Seymore Butts
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RTCC)
 
 
 
Drew went to LA, and all he got was a lousy T-shirt (and a bunch of other cool stuff)
source: rightfieldsucks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DirectTV)
 
 
 
DirectTV's DSL service kicks the bucket
source: directtvdsl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CCHS)
 
 
 
Would you date this girl?
source: staff.wssd.k12.pa.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Poland's new line of defense against land mines
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(itv)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson's neighbors ask him to please stop walking around naked
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
US President implicated in sex scandal?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Satan saves the day
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Economy now in "uncharted waters". As opposed to the clear sailing we've had up to this point
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
Baby Jesus statue stolen from the manger. Ransom note demands $800
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Three drivers cause 5 mile traffic jam by setting up roadblock to catch lost dog
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 13, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Bush to get vaccinated for Smallpox. Not because somebody will attack with smallpox, just because he felt like doing it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
45!
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops object to painting in courthouse that depicts a brother getting put down by The Man
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Keystone Cops respond to officer's call for backup, crash into each other, take out a fire hydrant and a corner store. Bad guy arrested anyhow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this boat load of ninja commando pirates
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jets players celebrate the holidays by kicking each others asses
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
A little pro boner work? Maybe quid pro ho?
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Kid thinks striking classmates with his genitalia on the schoolbus would be cool. County judge thinks otherwise
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(Naples News)
 
 
 
Firefighters in trouble after appearance by stripper in a Santa suit
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Transsexual flees home fearing her wife would kill her because of the Shetland pony in the bathroom
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Thief gets away clean with two bags of dog poop
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rare ugly-ass baby albino penguin born at Bristol zoo (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker: I dislike Xmas and Christianity, so don't want to intentionally lie to my toddler or expose him to such a freaky cult. But the benefit of presents from a magical fat guy are to great to simply pass up. Come up w/a story I can tell my kid
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Man jailed for attempted rape and posing as a doctor sues FDNY for $1 million. Claims fireman rushing into the World Trade Center on 9/11 knocked him down and broke his arm
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man suffers baffling string of bad luck
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scientists pinpoint area of brain where songs like "The Girl From Impanema" get stuck in endless rotation
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Crack found on space shuttle Discovery. In other news, Bobby Brown rushes to join NASA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After factoring out "Sex", "Dragonball" tops Internet searches in 2002
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Nude women replace news on Mormon-owned TV station
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Town officials upset that bands named Cannibal Corpse, Malevolent Creation and Cephalic Carnage may have offensive lyrics
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(BBC)
 
 
 
English cricket hits new low: Leading bookmaker has only received $50 in favour of England beating Australia
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Women are routinely charged more than men by plumbers, builders, electricians and locksmiths
source: theherald.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man pays $45,000 for clues to new Harry Potter novel, clues include "Ron ... broom ... sacked ... house-elf ... new ... teacher ... dies ... sorry''
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Women have a 63% higher chance of dying in traffic accidents on Friday the 13th
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
PigFoot the 600lb uncastrateed pig is captured ending his fun-filled days of porking freely
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Willr needs some ideas for a senior prank
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Iraqi)
 
 
 
Theme: What Saddam Hussein does in his spare time. (Link goes to Saddam hugging friends)
source: habervitrini.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Indycannel.com)
 
 
 
Sheriff says he's sorry he called a 911 line to berate and threaten an officer who towed his SUV (with audio of the 911 call)
source: theindychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
LOtR: a Kentucky guide (plus trivia game)
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami.com)
 
 
 
Kindergarten substitute teacher tells children there is no Santa Claus; parents demand she be banished to the Island of Misfit Toys
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
What happened to all those Sacajawea coins?
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(KMED.com)
 
 
 
Lab Tech drops glass vials containing sarin nerve gas
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(Wired)
 
 
 
2002 second warmest year on record. Move along, nothing to see here
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
17 yr. old girl outruns, tackles, and hogties burglar rodeo style
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's national defense: snowboarders (with pic)
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
City considering suing doctors who don't push patients to stop smoking
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The Pope wakes up long enough to accept Cardinal Law's resignation
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Moby fights off three attackers singlehanded. Nah, only kidding
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Monkeys prefer gender specific toys
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Member of Parliament gets stuck in handicapped toilet
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(Dance Machine)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's Pop and Lock dance crew
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(Daily Times)
 
 
 
Prison to show inmates how to hang themselves in order to reduce number of deaths
source: dailytimes.com.pk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man trapped in ocean whirlpool for 16hrs. The Sun includes a picture with a little artistic license
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man goes to court arguing he has a constitutional right to bare his arse at politicians
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Se og Hoer)
 
Boobies
 
Anyone for a Danish? How about 51 of them (not safe for work)
source: seoghoer.dk
 
(Canadian Press)
 
 
 
Canada does something right: Topless hair salon
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Rocky VI
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sify News)
 
 
 
Police to wash faces of errant drivers
source: news.sify.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 12, 2002
(kctv5.com)
 
 
 
Cheech and Chong's house catches on fire?
source: kctv5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Clarion Ledger)
 
 
 
A listing of Lott's controversial associations
source: clarionledger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FBI to use banner ads to catch most wanted. Phase 2 to include using the X10 camera
source: boston.internet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Google is beta-testing a new service called Froogle that uses its search engine to help find products on the Web
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some dog)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What the President hopes you won't see on his dog's Barney-Cam tour of the White House
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video of man catching fire while pumping gas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The first rule of the nuke club is don't talk about the nuke club
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fiiiiive Golden Riiiings)
 
 
 
12 gifts of Christmas drops 7.6% from last year (left sidebar)
source: pncadvisors.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school athletes get college credit for practice in California
source: www2.ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Police chase ends when cops subdue armed suspect by using.... a really big water gun?
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man faces jail because his cock kept his neighbors up
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftonbladet)
 
Boobies
 
Sweden's hottie princess (safe for work)
source: aftonbladet.se   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Man wins two lottery jackpots in same day
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Muslim cleric: "God willing, Australia will be destroyed instantly"
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
New city website will allow Buffalo residents to check if their street has been buried under 7 or 8 feet of snow
source: buffalonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush approves fuel economy boost for SUVs
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News-Journal)
 
 
 
Obligatory 'The Christmas season can stress you out' article
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool? Not if Madonna got to you first
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
When transporting 2,000 pounds of weed, check that lights on your truck work
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cardinal Law has not resigned
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(cincy post)
 
 
 
Stripper says she's marrying him even thought bit her, beat her, kidnapped her, and he's still married
source: cincypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wolfgang Puck getting divorced. Restaurants to be renamed "Hers"
source: foodservice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Jersey town on lookout for "Pig Foot", a 600 pound uncastrated pig that has been roaming the area
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via slashdot)
 
 
 
Internet ads not big and annoying enough, will start to work if made even larger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tanks going into battle
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Shopping mall manager has red face (and nose) after shoppers complain about Rudolph's ornamental balls
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Researchers hoping for more whale sex.
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Primitive porn proves past people weren't prudes
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cardinal Bernard Law to resign over sex abuse allegations
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mommy. I'm doing bad in college. Can you keep the bad man from failing me?"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WND)
 
 
 
Carving up 10 anti-war arguments at holiday gatherings
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
City sells parking meters. Man buys one, sets it up in driveway where his in-laws park
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Radio DJ looking for suggestions for things for his Stunt Boy to do. He's already shaved heads, cleaned houses, and dated listeners
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Iowa Channel)
 
 
 
Mormons again promise to stop baptizing dead jews
source: theiowachannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago 'boot police' go into Indiana to get man with unpaid parking tickets. Hilarity ensues
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian brothel to list on stock market
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
New British TV show: who wants to have their arse licked by a dog?
source: media.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(EHOWA)
 
 
 
EHOWA's Bring 'em Home for Christmas fundraiser still taking donations to bring US servicemen and women home for the holidays (link safe for work, site not safe for work)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Seeking young, well-built men aged 18 to 30 to slaughter." Who's dumber: The poster or the respondent?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for scrawling "Life is a fart" on government building
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farker)
 
 
 
For his belated birthday, Photoshop farker Knucklebreather and his friends
source: imagemagician.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Not enough weeners on Fark...here's more (not safe for work)
source: jonroyce.com
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Increasing biodiversity is not always best
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make your left and right brain argue with each other. Not safe for the colorblind
source: strangecosmos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Detroit uses Eminem to increase tourism
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tiny machines that fly like insects will soon be a reality
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
College hoops squad scores 110 points and still loses by 52
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Science of Harry Potter
source: books.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed December 11, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shatner.......now proud................of being...........on Star......................Tek
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nimoy "done with acting." Some would say he never started
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seasonal Photoshop: The album cover for Trans-Siberian Orchestra's first Xmas album
source: images.amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Will)
 
 
 
The Gumball Rally - a roadrace!
source: biggumballs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alderwoman acquitted of peeing behind a sheet during a council meeting
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
It's raining fish in Greece
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Suspect steals police car and leads cops on a chase. Hilarity ensues
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Ever wonder who those losers are who jump into the background of your photos?
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
After seven years, bank finally cancels $3 fee to speak with human teller
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(click10.com)
 
 
 
Man's lawn decor gives drivers the one-finger salute (with pic)
source: click10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
There is still time to pick up some Fark Gear for Christmas!
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Deer season ends in New York with 55 hunters shot
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Once again, beer saves the day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man learns not to throw bricks while drinking
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Stanford to clone humans. Can't wait to see what the C-minus students come up with
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Japanese guy invents underwear wearable for six-straight days. The trick is 3 leg holes and daily rotation. 10 bucks says he doesn't have a girlfriend
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Aliens pledge their support for the War against Iraq
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian plan to build snow-man army for US invasion thwarted by Mother Nature
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New robot helper can recognize people, tell you the weather, and find Sarah Connor
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Baldness befalls Florida's black bears
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Page 3 Idol winner (not safe for work)
source: page3.com
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Video
 
Strom Thurmond in his racist prime, doo-dah, doo-dah
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United needs a new logo
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
"But your Honor, I was joking when I shot my girlfriend with a .45"
source: activedayton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japan, land of innovation, has at long last developed finger dildos
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge orders IEG to pay Pam & Tommy $741,000 for marketing porn video
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Town draws blue line around itself to help people spend their dollars within city limits
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
TV series claims Leonardo Da Vinci put deliberate flaws into inventions to prevent them from being used by military. In other news, military halts plans for feathered airplanes and corkscrew helicopters
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
105 year old bitch allowed back in dining room
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Soviet fashion all the rage these days
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Where did you learn about Fark?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
President Bush looking into privatizing U.S. Postal Service
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Movie Physics (not safe for dumb people)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trent Lott said the same thing about America having less problems if they elected Strom Thurmond in 1980
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(Beermachine)
 
 
 
Chance to win free beer for a year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kids cry after vicar tells them that, according to the laws of physics, Santa cannot exist
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Government agency tells disabled woman that she should pay them more and eat less food
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yemen wants No Dongs from North Korea
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(iWon)
 
 
 
British to spend $42 million on pet presents this year. Gift items include dog baths with fitted showers and fishing rods for cats
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ice storm preparedness: what condiment would you prefer to survive on? (Link goes to Tabasco)
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Pac-Man Cartoon Christmas Special
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
People really do get sick as soon as they go on holidays
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Canada's health minister befriending New Jersey
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(Some Chick)
 
Weeners
 
What these men lack in nakedness, they make up for in looks
source: 11oclockman.com
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
15 worst holiday gift ideas
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo reveals why liberals don't like guns
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Page 3 Girl (not safe for work)
source: page3.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It ain't Freebie Friday, but Guiness is giving away free wall-mounted bottle openers...
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
HUD isn't happy as being portrayed as a cashbox for organized crime on "The Sopranos"
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(Some Ninja)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Ninjas
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(Google)
 
 
 
Inside the world of lost and found departments
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(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
French to send Surrender Advisors to Iraq
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the best legal way to get revenge on a car salesperson (or any kind of salesperson) who has done you wrong?
source: filmthreat.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The year's worst business scandals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reminder: upcoming fark meetup this weekend.
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(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Albuquerque Christmas Fark Party this Friday night
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Tue December 10, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Come up with the coolest car mod ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop training grounds... mad skillz not included
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(boston.com)
 
 
 
US and Canada make security pact
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Autoworld)
 
 
 
Ford is making a concept mini van that has a mini washer and dryer, two onboard refrigerators, wet-dry vacuum cleaner,trash compactor, tray tables, a handy cooler, and hot-cold cup-holders, cd-rom and can control your house from the van. Why go home
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(Hegre)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies in the wild (not safe for work)
 
(gazettenet)
 
 
 
Note to dogs: if you want steak for Christmas, do not poop on Santa's lap
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(LostBrain)
 
 
 
How to get posted on Fark (NSFW)
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(TechTV)
 
Video
 
Drew's first TV interview
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(Oregonian)
 
 
 
University of Portland's coach Clive Charles earns first National Soccer Championship while battling prostate cancer
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dentist climbs tree to fix protestor's molar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lying to woman in order to have sex with her now qualifies as rape
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fame is like a big 'ol butt (oh yeah)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian Supreme Court says it has jurisdiction over a New Jersey webserver
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You've had a what?
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando tourism gets agricultural tax exemptions for pine trees on land they haven't yet developed
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trent Lott apologizes for wishing aloud that the races were still segregated in the U.S
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Drunk driver gets car airborne, lands it in second story of house
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mt Everest, in a bold PR move, considers changing name to the catchy Mt Qomolangma
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(clarion-ledger)
 
 
 
Jurors who believe they were belittled on 60 Minutes 'Jackpot Justice' segment about the need for tort reform in Mississippi sue CBS for $6 billion
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How do you honor Nobel laureate Carter? "We're serving peanut cake for the peanut boy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men steal pitbulls, finds out they are chihuahuas
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
"Pieces" - 80's horror flick review co-starring "Bluto" from Popeye.
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
When driving the wrong way down the interstate, try not to hit the police cruiser
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Reward offered for the capture of God
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Ex-stripper helps students to loosen up
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Soccer player gives fans the finger during brawl
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Harvard study reaches stunning conclusion: sports fans binge drink more frequently than non-fans
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(Some Nazi)
 
 
 
Given: Germany won WWII. Photoshop the modern world the reflect this
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Britney Spears says tiny Japanese man is stalking her
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(Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Man with no hands or legs charged in beating death
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Toyota Camry, Honda Accord are most stolen cars again this year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poverty and red chili peppers might cause cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Consumers Spent Record $2 Billion Online During Post-Thanksgiving Week
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby elephant only fifth in the world born using artificial insemination. Fb- is the father
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bigfoot not created as prank but as tactic to chase away thieves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops take the latter part of their "To protect and to serve" motto a bit too literally, get busted for providing a 17-year-old girl with beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman finds husband watching porn, shoots his ass
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Fire strikes business twice in one day
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
retroCRUSH reviews The Two Towers and has a presskit photogallery
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Clairvoyant finds remains of man missing in Australian outback for a year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ingredient lists on the back of packaged foods aren't even vaguely accurate
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man collects 4000 thongs found on beach, Search continues for thongless owners..
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Biggest ever communications satellite ditches into sea after 2 weeks
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
What the hell is wrong with British commercials?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who guitarist Pete Townshend going deaf
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Man dies within minutes of wife's death after 50 years of marriage
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man tells police vandals painted his car white - turns out it was something called 'snow'
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
President Bush's dog to broadcast tour of Whitehouse through tiny camera attached to his back
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Study finds that Christopher Reeve could function normally if it wasn't for that pesky spinal cord injury
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marijuana likely to be decriminalized in Canada. Snack food companies rejoice
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Courtney Love sends TSG cease-and-desist order over information they posted about her
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is the thong ad in the upper right corner safe enough for work?
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(Komo News 4 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman disappears for ten days, found alive, tied up in the back of her still running car. No one knows why.
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
105-year-old banned from dining room for being a bitch
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Mad Max, the Geritol Years starts filming in May
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(Citizens for Tax Justice)
 
 
 
Corporation run by new Secretary of Treasury paid no income tax for five years. Got hefty rebates instead. Average working person surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Clark Kent never left Kansas. Cop moves truck off railroad tracks with his bare hands
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Federal Appeals Court declares federal death penalty constitutional
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Comedy Goldmine: Misinterpreted items from the news
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong named Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year. Lance makes France surrender
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(Fabio)
 
 
 
April Winchell off the air
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Oathith thinger may have lithp due to fight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you work at HP or Gateway, congratulations. You don't get any holiday pay. But the executives get another private jet and the chance to complain about faltering sales and lowering morale
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
theme: where are the stolen Van Goghs hidden?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Smelly old lady has squatters rights on 2 milion dollar flat in West London
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
At last, France has a name for the @ sign
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(ABC 7)
 
 
 
Firefighters find ten grand in discarded couch
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Umpires who resigned three years ago in a bargaining tactic want their jobs back
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "some people just don't get it" category - Eminem's ex reunites with him
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Dennis De Young coping with post-Styx glory days
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Santa should not allow children to sit on his knee or kiss him, under new guidelines
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New reversible male contraceptive deforms sperm
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(wcbs880.com)
 
 
 
World's largest indoor river coming to upstate New York mall.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out Claritin doesn't cost that much after all
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Car crashes, police find an open 250kg bag of snakes inside. Hilarity ensues
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man surives on peanut butter, Taco Bell sauce packets
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(WallStreetCity)
 
 
 
Man arrested for asying "Burning Bush"
source: host.wallstreetcity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mouse acrobat and his trainer
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Behold. The power of a thong..
source: dailyhog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson says he'd rather sleep alone
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
A pick-up truck carrying peace activist Philip Berrigan's coffin was also accompanied by roses, signs, and puppets
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Baby knocks radio station off the air
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 09, 2002
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bedwetting cat breaks up marriage
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists say cancer cure may be found in buttocks. Behold the power of ass.
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Snake dies in fire it started
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Be happy: You're not getting nearly as much spam as you think you are
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DDN)
 
 
 
Snap, crackle, pot? Student suspended for weed-spiked Rice Krispies "treats."
source: activedayton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
I Got You, Beck
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Toughman Paul Hogan picks a fight with his furniture and loses
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Police in New Orleans shoot wheelchair-bound suspect
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Halifax Herald)
 
 
 
Woman falls asleep on plane in Nova Scotia, ends up in England.
source: herald.ns.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Book)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Medieval battle. (Link goes to two guys in skirts)
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(Liquidation dot com)
 
 
 
State of Wisconsin selling cool hovercraft for really cheap. Eels not included.
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Mysterious explosions heard coming from Dick Cheney's house
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click10.com)
 
 
 
Man says he can't move his carry on bag because it has a grenade in it. Arrest ensues
source: click10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Satan named NHL player of the week
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(WOKR-TV)
 
 
 
Student pepper-sprays his classmates as a prank. 4 hospitalized, 40 others receive medical treatment
source: wokr13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hollywood Pulse)
 
 
 
Disturbing lyrics found on new Mariah Carey disc when played backwards
source: hollywoodpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Principal faces battery charges for handcuffing one of his unruly students
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News Journal)
 
 
 
Cracked windshield keys drug possession charges. Windshield stock expected to soar
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Thai museum takes visitors on a bad trip through opium history
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Can a Jewish pimp work on the Sabbath?
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man homeless because bank wouldn't exchange his money
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SoCal SbB/Fark Holiday Party Enjoys Tremendous Turnout - Recap and Pics
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(www.downloads.com)
 
 
 
Next time you fly, check for terrorists with you Palm. (Just don't do it during take off or landing.)
source: download.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New 13,500 square mile wildlife park opens in Africa
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(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
Georgia to give unborn babies the right to have trials to see if they should be aborted or not
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Who wants to marry a penniless French ditch-digger?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is Robin Williams the next Bob Hope?
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Misspudding)
 
Weeners
 
Lots of nice, quality weeners for the ladies and gents (if you like that sort of thing)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wings, suffering from food poisoning, beat the Blues, 4-3 in OT
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
9 days into their "web-a-thon", CAPalert has raised less than 1% of their goal
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Crazed butterfly kills girl
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German Chancellor's mailbox deluged with old, sweaty shirts
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Doctor prescribes 20,000 doses of painkillers to a patient in a single year
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(Some Internet Wizzard)
 
 
 
Popup hell courtesy of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Everyone knows drugs are bad, but who can resist cartoon characters?
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Write legibly
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Frogs are the Barry Whites of the animal kingdom
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TRN Online)
 
 
 
Father REALLY doesn't want his daughter working at the strip club
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bill Gates in India
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Director of LOTR is starting to look like a hobbit
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Bandit is breaking into businesses and stealing only gumballs
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It's that time of year again.. Farkers want to know what you want for Christmas. Link goes to kickass website.
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Senior citizen pinned for 22 hours after ride-on mower rollover
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Monday morning shot of Strongbad #54
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Once again in Maine, it's Earmuff Day.
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Businesswoman claims staff uniforms and 30 minute lunches make for a better workplace. Her first office was a toilet
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Prison worker wasn't having sex with inmates, she was gathering "intelligence"
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TV network plans NASCAR reality show - pickled egg, pork rind companies vie for product placement gold mine
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The "pope feels energized." In other news, reporter smited by god for lying his arse off
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(Google)
 
 
 
It's that time again. The *only* snowball fight to have, and it *still* kicks ass
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(Via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Cheerleaders kicked off squad for taking ACT
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Tuesday on A&E "Cleavage" a pseudo-anthropological show about human breasts (boobies)
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Burger King caught selling cocaine from the drive-through
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
4 teens burned in blast linked to aerosol gum remover
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(AP)
 
 
 
Homeless freshperson studies by street light
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(AP)
 
 
 
A selected history of United Airlines
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Bigfoot, even if was faked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More ways to waste time at work than you can poke a stick at
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trio of emus on the lam in Michigan
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man getting 158 dollars for every batch of condoms he and his girlfriend use. Best-job-ever
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Corporate Mofo Takes On the Second Amendment
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Mayor shoot and kills an eight-year-old boy for kicking a football into his garden
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Theif forgets his dog at crime scene. Cops put him on a leash, dog goes home
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(Green Bay Press-Gazette)
 
 
 
Minors still able to buy booze, police sting reveals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man shoots pipeline, hilarity don't ensue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kid celebrates his birthday at local garbage dump
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What do you get as a wedding present for the guy who has everything? 99,999 bus tickets, of course
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Finally, a jet-powered motorcycle that can do 0-227 mph in 15 seconds for under $200,000.
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