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Sun December 01, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Other countries think US policy of pre-emptive strikes against terrorism is stupid until it happens to them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theater in the Ground - the best mudmen in the nation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All hail the Cap'n!
source: lavasurfer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boston Catholic Church has no more money, spent it all on lawsuits
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(CBS SportsLine)
 
 
 
Note to self: Eliminate 'sh*t' from the spell check before posting an article
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kurt Warner and Duke share one thing in common. They both suck
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unlikely Monopoly Deeds (link goes to a blank)
source: members.shaw.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Colleges football stadiums are switching to 'Fan Proof' goal posts
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Two asshats shoot at a guy on I-77. Guy makes citizen's arrest, holds them at gunpoint using the same gun used to shoot at him
source: heraldonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(megarad)
 
 
 
The world's first robotic tattoo artist. (/w pic)
source: megarad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hi-tech work places no better than factories?
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(Shift)
 
 
 
The dirt on The Smoking Gun
source: shift.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
New designs for US paper currency
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes Gives Us "The Christmas Urban Legend" Reference Pages
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(Some Giver)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's 2002 Gift Guide - Neiman Marcus decoration nowhere to be seen
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
12-minute short film featuring great buildings and bridges getting blowed up real good
source: implosionworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help a fellow farker put together a Christmas CD. I'm looking for something a bit different, so stay away from the standards unless it's an outstanding, obscure cover (voting enabled)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Gentlemen... start your engines
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
United Airline Mechanics say no to pay cuts
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Teens are choosing virginity
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Pittsburgh Guy)
 
 
 
The secret to a happy family is a powerful bathroom fan
source: post-gazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientology could be taught in schools
source: hamhigh.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
The Pleiades Star Cluster
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Death by Curry)
 
 
 
Death by Curry - a curry database (what fark almost became!)
source: rubymurray.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Win a pair of tickets to the UK premiere showing of the Two Towers
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WAC)
 
 
 
Top ten finishing moves
source: weaintcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Move over Shadow Government, here comes a Shadow Legal System
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some cartoonist)
 
 
 
"Arlo & Janis" cartoonist must be a Farker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World Soccer top ten club teams
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Rejected ideas for Charlie Brown holiday shows. Link goes to image from "A Charlie Brown Christmas"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eugene Oregon, the 15th city to overturn the Patriot Act
source: registerguard.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via zFilter)
 
 
 
Neatly done, good looking jetpack game
source: rancongames.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For the farkette who can't have enough shoes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Korea has nuclear missiles aimed at Japan (maybe)
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News 4)
 
 
 
Bus driver taking shortcuts tells irate passengers he's taking them "to the Taliban," ends up taking them to 18 police cars and himself into custody
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
USC scores more points on Notre Dame than anyone else EVER. Notre Dame sucks
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(AP)
 
 
 
After Congress votes itself another raise, President Bush cuts pay raises for federal workers
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 30, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Toys your kids will not be getting for Christmas
source: pittsburgh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Heather Carolin ( not safe for work)
source: scheisshausaufgaben.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman absorbed in reading mobile phone e-mail gets beaned with shovel, robbed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
City to triple in size overnight
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(ABC Online)
 
 
 
Extreme frozen toad golf
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The people have spoken: they want George W. Bush to continue whatever it is he is doing
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Abercrombie & Fitch to post underwear-clad greeters in stores
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sex bias in stripping exposed
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man tries to sell kosher oysters
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian police are looking for two women who stole a bengal tiger
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Twins to marry twins, claim not to swap
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(whitehouse.gov)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bush pardoning Katie, the National Thanksgiving Turkey
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(Some Bored Guy)
 
 
 
Try to get the toboggan full of web developers through the ring of fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The world's largest Star Trek exhibition. Trekkies surrender
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
Boobies
 
Busty SbB ad girl identified. Hi Maggie.
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Standard and Poor's is the reason the stocks were screwed up yesterday. Kmart surrenders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Catalog of crazy prank devices from the 1930's
source: phoenixmasonry.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yet more proposed world trade center ideas. This is the best of the best that people could scribble in MS Paint, folks
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Right in time for Christmas - FARK jerseys on sale.
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(ctnow.com)
 
 
 
Radio disc jockey sues rival for harassing him at a Limp Bizkit concert
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop one of the antics of Mexico City lawmaker Francisco Solis
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vince Carter would rather play video games than earn his $10 million salary
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Chinese Cherry punch, AYDS, and other politically incorrect snacks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scottish men prefer going commando
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Man breaks into homes, surfs boobie sites
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(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
There will be no wanking to this year's nativity play
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Americans are more popular with Brits now than at any time in past 30 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maker of Monopoly stole the game originally, tried to get an illegal monopoly on it
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Leave Bill Gates alone. He is truly a philanthropist
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 29, 2002
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bin Laden. Bin Laden not. Bin Laden. Bin Laden not
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Shark bites lawyer, spits him out
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(AskMen.com)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera decides to pose non-nude for Playboy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Cheesasaurus Rex (or make a replacement for him) during the Macy's parade
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson set to become second richest man in New Zealand after next two Rings films
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC 4)
 
 
 
Swarm of bees trap customers inside liquor store. Everyone gets a buzz
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
John Cusack is here for weener queen Femme_fatale's birthday (not safe for work?)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Mother Teresa was tormented by a crisis of faith for 50 years
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
British Army recruiting team in Fiji finds many applicants "had sewn marbles under the skin of the penis"
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(MSN stocks)
 
 
 
K-mart on the rebound in a big way
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(The China Post)
 
 
 
Reaching into a cage to pet a tiger is a good way to lose a hand
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Makers of Monopoly fined $7.68 million for anticompetitive practices
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Osbournes' reality TV faked
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Female workers more likely to bed interns
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of monster jellyfish have invaded a stretch of coastline (/w pic)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Horny cop in trouble for pulling woman over and threatening he would storm her house if she didn't go out with him
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Miss July 1998 Lisa Dergan (not safe for work)
source: terra.es
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Even American bears are getting fat on fast food
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some new state "Tastes of America" chips. Link goes to two that are in stores
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Who knew those "work at home" fliers pasted to stop signs were scams?
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Judgement for the plaintiff. Defendent will pay 150 vials of dog semen
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Poll shows only half Americans would kill bin Laden if presented the opportunity
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Rejected Software
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(TheCoast)
 
 
 
Ian Astbury and Stewart Copeland fill out new Doors lineup
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Video of what you see when a rogue wave hits your boat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drug smuggler's civil rights violated when drug sniffing dog sniffs his crotch
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Islamic Mortgages - what to do when your faith bans usury
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(bakersfield.com)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving dinner stolen from senior center found quickly. Police say these were not genius thieves
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New cows make knives obsolete
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman trying to rent out the Playboy Mansion for a party
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Drunken moose alert in southern Norway
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Geek)
 
 
 
Self-professed dork builds Lego Enterprise D... and it actually looks like the Enterprise D
source: homepage.mac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Entire website devoted to girls in Slavegirl Leia metal bikinis
 
(PETA.org)
 
Video
 
PETA's "turkey terror" tv ad
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russia extremely eager to land Expo-2010
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Protest over tax-free weeners. Demand tax-free boobies too
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(online.ie)
 
 
 
Citizens panic after striking workers set off nuclear siren
source: online.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Prototype 500-yen coins found on open market. Who exactly was going to accept these?
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Widow hires rocket to send husband into orbit
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After eating all those pecan pies, everything you've ever wondered about pecans
source: ilovepecans.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Imagine Fark.com is in a war. Create some wartime propaganda to help the cause.
source: chasershirts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fortean Times)
 
 
 
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire.
source: forteantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Even more wannabe Page 3 girls (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Firefighter charged with killing 177 cows. PETA surrenders
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
Video
 
It's coming right for us.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SourceForge)
 
 
 
Alpha port of Star Control 2 released
source: sc2.sourceforge.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
PA College Entices Students To Enroll By Offering "Pro Wrestling 101"
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jordan leaves no doubt: He's done after season
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Beckham is denying internet rumors. What rumors?
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Nintendo: The good, the bad, and the ugly
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Planets take hundreds of years to form, not millions. Scientists blame metric conversion for the mistake
source: rd.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Turkey)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: What to do with your leftover Turkey..
source: homecooking.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 28, 2002
(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
The Supermassive Black Holes of NGC 6240
source: antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Principal challenges students to collect 300 items for Thanksgiving food drive, says he'll dye his hair blue, students collect over 400 items
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Enter To Win "Monty Python & The Holy Grail" Sweepstakes (registration required)
source: rottentomatoes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hamas to start an 'e-Jihad' of Jewish sites on November 29th. Farkers have brought more sites to their knees than Hamas could ever dream of doing
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Another Star Wars Fan)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans get Busted - Posing as Jedis
source: starwars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man argues he has a constitutional right to drop his pants as an expression of free speech
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Bush picks Kissinger to head 9/11 inquiry. Bipartisanship surrenders
source: news.ft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Infoshop)
 
 
 
Canadians to lead a team of weapons inspectors inside America
source: infoshop.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An Enterprise Guide To Windows XP�s Built-In Tools
source: www1.internetwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zsa Zsa Gabor in coma after car accident
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bobblers.Com)
 
Boobies
 
Luckiest Subway guy on the planet... No money for a sub... (not safe for work)
source: bobblers.com
 
(An Absinth Drinker)
 
 
 
Yummmm, all the info a Farker could want about Absinth
source: absinthdrinks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Porn Addict)
 
 
 
Photoshop a porn addiction "Get Well" card - link goes to a real card for the kitten killer in your life
source: firesofdarkness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Courier Post)
 
 
 
Daisy and Duke on the lam in New Jersey. Roscoe P. Coltrane called in to help "round dem Dukes up."
source: courierpostonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lyrics of America's #1 Thanksgiving hit, "The Thanksgiving Song" by Adam Sandler
source: leoslyrics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving from Homestar Runner
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Nashville church giving away money, but only if you use it for acts of kindness
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Classic Transformers: Scorponok, with a removable head
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Abraham Lincoln's Thanksgiving Proclamation of 1863
source: members.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Amazing pictures of Canadian spiders' 60-acre web
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Troopers had to shoo a lot of people away from the $50,000 that fell on the interstate
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tehran Times)
 
 
 
Hans Blix will be drawn next to Saddam Hussein in Baghdad if the inspections go well for Iraq. Saddam portrait with George W. Bush and Ariel Sharon still on hold
source: tehrantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.N. weapons inspector doesn't know a thing about weapons. He's also leader of a local S&M club
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"It�s our belief that modern life has been profoundly affected by the loss of refrigerator rights relationships"
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spanish MPs fined for porn surfing during debate
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Michigan.gov)
 
 
 
Photoshop the "bland" Michigan State Quarter
source: michigan.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Canada is warming oop
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Truck thief flees scene, is run over and robbed in turn
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Your favorite internet celeb bobbleheads now on sale
source: brokennewz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Israelis killed in Kenya attacks: explosions at hotel, missiles fired at jet
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
What They're Reading on College Campuses: NY Times Top Ten Academic Best Sellers for November 2002
source: brokennewz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke beware, Tarheels are back.
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Cheese Eater)
 
 
 
Ten facts Americans should know when dealing with the French. Oddly, surrendering didn't make the cut
source: business-in-europe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Firm sells jewellery that replicates the pattern of the recipient's DNA
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Cool little time-waster. Harder than it looks.
source: agnosticllama.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Educator)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy, proud of his ability to draw circles
source: streams.ncat.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(randi.org)
 
 
 
$1,000,000 waiting for anyone who can prove the paranormal
source: randi.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
More wannabe Page 3 girls (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Laser-activated glue attaches skin grafts.
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Boy Scouts of America will require criminal background checks of new adult volunteers beginning next year, it announced Wednesday.That should deter the Micheal Jacksons of the world
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys sue their label for not receiving enough popularity
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Sober Guy)
 
 
 
I want to get drunk, any suggestions as to what to drink?
source: webtender.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Helicopter pilot uses rotor-wash to push drowning men to shore
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC 7)
 
 
 
Burglar sends neighbor into bank to withdraw money for him. Forgets that banks have phones
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 27, 2002
(Some Grimace)
 
 
 
The historic culture of McDonald's
source: whitecube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China jails 30 people for using the Internet
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gooble Guy)
 
 
 
Everything you always wanted to know about Tryptophan but were afraid to ask. (Tryptophan is the sleep aid in turkey meat)
source: hcrc.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pacific Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Hardest Marine alive is reunited with Zippo lighter lost in Vietnam 36 years ago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson doesn't like pop music
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Backstreet boys realize their 15 minutes are up, file ridiculous lawsuit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The world's longest tongue belongs to a German schoolgirl
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What would Fark have looked like 100 years ago? Link goes to something that may have appeared on Fark 100 years ago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CD filled with laughter used to treat depression
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Spanish Fans Throw Pig's Head onto Soccer Field...France Surrenders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want to stop your teenage daughter from going out to party? Nail her foot to the floor.
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(S0mE h@c|
 
 
 
Sony gets Hacked.. See whats happens when you sign J-Lo
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Brits ban commericals showing Bush putting a videotape into a toaster and David Beckham asking his wife how to spell "DVD"
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(Some Canine)
 
 
 
Canine Credit Caper Confounds Card Companies
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Female driver keeps car under control after being shot in the face with a paintball
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Chinese authorities give green light for AIDS-infected woman to marry
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Foul-mouthed parrot abuses church-goers
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(www.philly.com)
 
 
 
PETA protest "turducken." Next year, Madden will eat protestors
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(Some Chef Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, how to make a Turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
National Geographic has placed their image collection online. Fark Photoshops surrender
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Crooks make off with $12,000 in lingerie and sex toys
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(Wired)
 
 
 
To Gattaca, or not to Gattaca?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bad hair day for would-be robber who hit Vancouver hair salon
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(ANNN)
 
 
 
Latest news on nanotechnology
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Iranian weightlifter is world's cleanest jerk, or something like that
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Shhh. American Prisoners Being Held in Afghanistan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new Goosebumps book. Link goes to an example
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man pocket-knife saves his life, after being shot by 13 year old hunter
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
America surrenders as Play-doh and Legos listed as "risky" toys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The new Mercedes SL500 --A Technological Showstopper
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Barbie's bare midriff causing a stir among uptight parents
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(eBay)
 
 
 
new ebay toolbar. it's actually very useful..
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
What people around the world think of Americans
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(CDcovers.cc)
 
 
 
RIAA strikes again...you cannot scan and post your CD Covers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Company plans flight to the moon, intends to dump a lot of crap there
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(Some d00d)
 
Boobies
 
Better than that last boobies link - It's Gabrielle Richens
source: rpi.net.au
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police seek asshats who are shooting neighborhood dogs
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(An Adult Swimmer)
 
 
 
Headkicker the flash game (of Brak Show fame). crack surrenders
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Available now: The inflatable surfboard
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
David Copperfield to make 25,000th audience member disapear. Hopefully he will disapear as well
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(AP)
 
 
 
T.V. ad banned for making fun of President Bush
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(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Michigan poised to join list of states pissed off over the design on the back of their state quarter
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(via cruel.com)
 
 
 
Penile euphemisms. Vote for your favorite.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
4,000 car pile up. Producers using footage for upcoming Chips TV movie
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Man shoots robber, then fatally shot while calling 911
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(SomeBody)
 
Boobies
 
Totla lack of boobies the past few days, so here you go.
source: blastmyface.com
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rubber ducks go racing in Singapore, winning duck gets a million bucks
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((Betty)
 
 
 
Finally, the answer to that burning question, "How does one properly cook a camel?" Add your suggestions for the dish. Voting enabled
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this turkey man
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(townonline.com)
 
 
 
Family adopts stray kitten. Kitten gets stuck in furnace. Repairman saves cat, finds carbon monoxide leak. It's still a wonderful life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
85 more people get sick on Disney cruise ship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do Victorians and Alabamans have in common? They both like to mount dead animals
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Should I go to graduate school, or find a job after college?
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(News 24)
 
 
 
When the old man tells you to stay off his lawn, you better listen
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nuts may help prevent diabetes. In other news, the fark squirrel is selling off his insulin stockpiles.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this elephant getting head
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Tue November 26, 2002
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
More Brady Bunch madness. Marsha Brady in a cheesy 80's horror flick.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The dead sea project
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Research reveals men also have a biological clock. The alarm just isn't as annoying
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin brings back Soviet anthem and red star. Yakov Smirnoff surrenders
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(The Observer)
 
 
 
Doctors can now replace your face; Face-Off style. This is no joke
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
George Clooney to appear nude in upcoming film. Farkettes rejoice
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(Sify News)
 
 
 
Germans trying to find out if Mozart helps chickens lay eggs
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Pastor living on a billboard to raise money, he has a port-a-potty but not sure when he will take another shower.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German beer drinkers are bathing in it
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll really is a better lifestyle
source: business2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Grocery chain under fire for using black widow spiders to kill insects on grapes
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Millions of spiders create 60 hectare web. Described as 'a trampoline for aliens'
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(Some Lawnmower Man)
 
 
 
House owner runs off to Vermont, racks up $73,000 in fines for not mowing her lawn and picking up her trash. Gets fine reduced to $2500. Asshat County Commish raises it back to $34,000. Hilarity Ensues
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Survey finds that men want to have sex with Kylie Minogue (w/nice pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shock as Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley annouce divorce
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(Miami.com)
 
 
 
The rat olympics to be held in Nebraska; stock goes up in Saturday morning cartoons
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since the most devastating punch in sports history
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Cloned baby on the way; where are we going, and what are we doing in this handbasket?
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(KTUL 8)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg Shizzle Nizzles? P. Diddy Cheese Puffs? "Rap Snacks" to hit the urban market
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Africa to give bulletproof vest to Dogs, evil plan of felines foiled
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(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Canadian who called Bush "moron" resigns
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CEO's usually late for meetings..... in the meantime I get my butt roasted being 30 seconds tardy
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(KIRO 7 TV)
 
 
 
Zoo's elephant dies, carcass winds up in the landfill
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bluesmobile to re-create famous drive through Chicago without destroying 736 police cars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New law limits number of teens in cars. Old people still free to kill with impunity
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A Very Brady Christmas - Review of the 1988 TV Movie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Asshat Muslim hip-hop group raps about Islam, but doesn't want you to dance to it's beats
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A smallpox outbreak could be worse than the bubonic plague of the middle ages. Happy holidays.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British students sell their eggs to US fertility clinic. Generation of Yanks with bad teeth to ensue...
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(chunky.com)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely Chunky soup varieties. Link goes to actual varieties
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York passes 18.5% 'wartime tax'. Plans to sell gas ration tickets and victory garden kits next
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Physicist has developed a way to connect relativity with quantum theory
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(News24.com)
 
Boobies
 
Norwegian artist is looking for women to take plaster casts of their nipples for his latest project
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(Chicago Tribune)
 
 
 
Send the Troops a free video message at Circuit City in December
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
School closed after students develop rash. Seniors offer "special ointment" if you're really nice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students Try The Old "Laxative In The Inkjet Refill Syringe Trick" Hilarity Narrowly Avoided
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California court limits lawsuits on DVD copying
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(Indy Media)
 
 
 
Students for Genital Integrity
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Dentists offering massages, relaxing music, and virtual reality glasses while drilling teeth and doing root canals
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Croc bites cop then sits on coral reef between cop and beach. Cop scares off lizard with menacing stare
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(iWon)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum separates fom husband. Farkers line up for chance
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(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you feel ill on holiday, but never at work? You've got Leisure Sickness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cougar jumps on man's back
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(PJ Star)
 
 
 
Obese prostitute crushes client
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
3 students lose 2100 cans of beer in traffic stop. Drew surrenders
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(News-Journal)
 
 
 
Man at campfire attacked by gun-wielding teenage robbers, uses shovel to put them in the hurt locker. It's the Boy Scout motto in action
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Koy Detmer, replacement for Donovan McNabb, goes down with an injury. Third-string QB put into game for Eagles. Eagles screwed for the rest of the year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attention geeks: Square and Enix to merge into one massive RPG company. Kefka unavailable for comment
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(Film Threat)
 
 
 
Film Threat's frigid 50: The coldest people in Hollywood
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(Some Agency Overhead)
 
 
 
"I want to pout every time I don't get my way" and other things overheard at a web shop
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Americans should carry terror alert pagers (so gov't. can broadcast false alarms daily?)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Enron going into used car business
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Redline)
 
 
 
The Institute of Druidic Technology: proving that Druids used computers to play video games and program things.
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(The Register)
 
 
 
ex-Midshipmen write letters to asshats in RIAA
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
People running for office can now use campaign funds to pay themselves salary
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(Albany Herald)
 
 
 
Running over cop - bad idea. Doing it again - priceless
source: zwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Despair)
 
 
 
2003 Demotivators calendar
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
According to survey, Adam Sandler should have his own sitcom
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
German TV tries its hand at Nazi comedy - hilarity doesn't ensue
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
USC routs UCLA in football - Enraged UCLA coach calls into USC football postgame radio show
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this art exhibit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thief punches paraplegic in the head
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MacCentral)
 
Video
 
Apple posts two "Switch" ads with Will Ferrell as Santa
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(Blabbermouth.net)
 
 
 
Break out the hairspray and spandex: Cheese-metal gods Whitesnake to do a reunion tour
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study says married couples spend less on each other for Christmas
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New regulation will force airlines to explain why flights are delayed or canceled
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ernie)
 
 
 
Help Ernie help our Military that keep this country Land of the Free. (site content not safe for work)
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(Some Satellite)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Mars has naughty bits
source: marsanomalyresearch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Straight Dope Guy)
 
 
 
Antidisestablishmentarianism: not made up just to baffle you
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Fijian)
 
 
 
Horny teenager hops fence, chases airplane down runway
source: fijilive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 25, 2002
(worldonline.co.za)
 
 
 
Anyone lost a corpse? Unclaimed corpses go online. Rotten.com can't wait
source: worldonline.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Writer/Actor)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton to do possibly-recurring voice in new pint-sized version of Justice League
source: wilwheaton.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop what it is that Bush is doing behind the bushes. Link goes to the original
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(Some Moron)
 
 
 
Canadian PM says Bush not a moron
source: breakingnews.iol.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(End of the world)
 
 
 
Take that beeyotch...gangs kill greatgrandmother
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why there aren't 100x cd-rom drives? find out here
source: techwarelabs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australian politican claims that Muslim women should be banned from wearing traditional costumes
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Strapped parents dipping into their unwitting kids credit
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Poodle aids in rescue of man injured in wreck. May want steak. or primping
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
When robbing bank, make sure bags have money inside
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Plastic pinky fingers for Yakuza who want to get real jobs
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pet macaw from hell. Owner's husband says he's going to put the macaw in a pot with her head still attached so he can look her in the eye while she's cooking
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plus-sized doll unveiled. She's not as hot as Barbie, but she's got a great personality
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news24.com)
 
 
 
Man impersonating his female victim arrested, hilarity ensues
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Violets are red - roses are blue - genetic engineers - with nature will screw
source: cnews.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man shocked to discover his burial spot contains another man, one that's dead too
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Tuba Player)
 
 
 
You're still band geeks, rock band or not
source: pressherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy making a mess
source: harrierpilot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bush Rattling His Shiny Plastic Sabre�
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Star Ledger)
 
 
 
Crooks take advantage of higher cigarette prices
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
42 percent of office drones have sex at work
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Alcohol shot may ease heart ailments
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
2 US bases in Afghanistan attacked
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NIH says, if your kid's going to be a retard, abort it
source: cnsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Real life wizard says Harry Potter is very realistic. Except for the prejudice, that was just silly
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
What does jazz and devil babies breastfeeding have in common?
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news24.com)
 
 
 
Men who stand to pee at the urinal more likely to faint, then men who squat and pee in the street
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ten worshippers killed by lightning while praying.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
There's nothing new in the world
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Man wants to build giant moon casino in Vegas
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Cannon shell turned table leg hurts eight Montenegrins
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Cliff Yablonski has an agenda of hate against four new pages of you
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(Some anti-Lawyer Guy)
 
 
 
Police to re-enact shooting of lawyer. Public hopes they re-enact it until no lawyers left.
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mudslide bring cemetary through kitchen wall. Hilarity ensues
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(washingtontimes.com)
 
 
 
Divorce rulings are screwing over men
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Catapult Guy)
 
 
 
Man seriously injured after being catapulted 70 feet in new extreme "sport". A Spokesman said: "It's not something we are marketing as being totally safe."
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Governors refuse to sign biased "Vegetarian Month" proclamation
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Blind diabetic who lived in midst of rotting food and bodily wastes leaves $600,000 to police officer
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Vandals behead Humpty Dumpty
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
-- The truth about Area 51 has finally been laid bare: It's a nudist camp for the nation's top military brass
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Office Space quotes
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Bush administration mad at WHO reports claiming sodas make you fat
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OJ Simpson's son may make it to NFL as running back (if father doesn't kill him first)
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President Bush may be a moron, say stupidity experts
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New StrongBad email
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Hottest sauces in the world - with a definition of Scoville Unit
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Nigeria governor declares open season on rioters
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Two war doctrine may be tested
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P-Shop some unlikely products containing Microsoft Windows (link goes to a real example)
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"Racist" computer game taken off the shelves
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Rams coach ignores media, puts Warner back at QB. Warner thanks coach by fumbling ball in closing seconds and losing the game
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Statue of the Madonna has been crying for 100 days straight
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Fuggedabout the dead snake in the Bronx. This python swallowed a 10-year old kid.
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You too can own an acre of the moon, for just 19.99. Better hurry, millions already sold.
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Hollywood out of ideas. Blair Witch 3 in the works
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Farker YahelC hasnt seen a real flamewar in days. Post and Vote on what makes a truly real flame war. Link goes to definition of "flame war"
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Dust off your Ninja Turtle and unpack your Skeletor - 80s toys are back.
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Are you ready to battle the Mutant Peppers of Quetzeltacatananga?
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Botsuraku_Hato is now officially a Peace Corps Invitee. What American slang/customs should he impart upon the youth of Mongolia? Link goes to Peace Corps web page--if you're proactively inspired
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Winston Churchill has been voted "Greatest Briton"
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20 questions with Rick Pitino
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Spec. Ops. "Tac-Tie" - World's first load bearing necktie (beer not included)
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Mexicans illegally enter US, are treated badly, whine
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Get out your jumpsuits: Gracelands reverses bans on Elvis impersonators
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New Strong Sad blog entry
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Make your own custom guitar; post yours
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Red Cross reports 215 dead in Miss World rampage
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Miss Canada disqualified from Miss World pageant becuase she left Nigeria a day before the other contestants
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(Sarasota Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Poor people evicted to tear down their houses to make houses for poor people
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Die Another Day tops weekend boxoffice
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Blocking pop-up windows is "theft"
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Montreal Alouettes win the Grey Cup. Pat Woodcock named top Canadian player. Heh heh Woodcock
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Tenacious D lyrics
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