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Sun November 24, 2002
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bucs have the best record in the NFL, oh yeah...and the best defense. Brett Fav-re surrenders.
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(bortinc)
 
 
 
Photoshop my friend back from a fresh 7-11 run
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(SB)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies everywhere (not safe for work)
source: slickbikini.com
 
(User 8)
 
Boobies
 
The drop dead gorgeous Heather Stewart-Whyte (not safe for work)
source: pagerealm.com
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cops will be looking out for people not wearing seatbelts this Thanksgiving Weekend
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(Fox.com)
 
 
 
Andy Richter is back, starting December 1st
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Burglars steal over 100 watches from museum. Authorities still trying to determine the time of the theft
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rich neighbors pissed off about all the pornos being filmed next door
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(AP)
 
 
 
Jordan: "We suck coach. Can I play?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the burning question: "Why get a Russian mail-order bride?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
It is an ex-Python. World's largest snake dies in captivity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't be a turkey, cook your bird thoroughly
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Christians spreading story that candy canes represent Jesus; fail to explain why they want to suck on Jesus
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bat conservationist dies from rabies after getting bitten by a bat
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC Network 1st to crap out movie of the Pennsylvania Miners Story
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy in charge of non-profit company that runs the SAT is getting paid $800k a year, bonuses to top officers exceed $2 million
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP vs Die Another Day.
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(Some New Yorker)
 
 
 
100 Navy midshipmen busted by RIAA for downloading music
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Mortal Kombat is bloody and violent
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New mbl kypd wl mk txt mssgng esr
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some say Football is a barbaric sport. Others would say that the fans of Football are barbaric
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Hugo Gernsback watching TV in 1928
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Snake charmer loses patience with snake who won't come out of box, grabs snake, gets bitten, dies
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
North Korea to ban US dollars. Greenspan laughs hysterically
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neiman Marcus is selling some interesting Xmas ornaments this year
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
US military developing ray guns. Sci-fi geeks not satisfied until they see working lightsabers
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Bush twins turning 21. World laments having no more wacky underage drinking stories
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(news24.com)
 
 
 
100 Year old man sleeps though an elephant looking for a snack in his home
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(Sify News)
 
 
 
120 year old man has had 23 wives and more children than he can count
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(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Stockbroker uses government marijuana for the last 20 years
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Top NYC cop helps Aerosmith members get gun permits in return for some groupie action
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Santa gets oral in Oslo
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
A look at great robots from Film and TV history
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker Cycotica is going on honeymoon in New Mexico. Suggest some activities for him to participate in. Link goes to webpage for the resort he's staying at. Voting Enabled
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(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Needs More Hunters
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(All Africa)
 
 
 
African witch beheaded
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Nominations announced for the Bad Sex in Fiction Award
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"My clients are all leery, needy, hostile, angry, creepy and ultimately dysfunctional," says the stripper
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this thermal imaging demonstration
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Hollywood Recycles Ideas: A live-action and a computer-animated animal movie. Garfield goes to the big screen
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What does Fark smell like?
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(United Press)
 
 
 
Space Shuttle Endeavour lifts off
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Religiosity helps cardiac patients recover. Praise the lawd.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New device helps bad singers sound good
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(Some 3117 Hax0r)
 
 
 
See Farkette AbbyNormal interviewed on TechTV's Secret, Strange & True tomorrow. 15 minutes now up
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(Oregonlive.com)
 
 
 
Blazers caught blazing it up
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
British drivers to face �200 fines for using a mobile phone at the wheel. This limey submitter looks foward to his asshat father getting fined
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Larry Johnson breaks 2,000 yards
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(Green Bay Press-Gazette)
 
 
 
Green Bay to ban taverns from having "all-you-can-drink" specials
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(southcountyjournal.com)
 
 
 
Environmental activist caught running illegal dump
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(Some Headbanger)
 
 
 
Photoshop my friend's boss who thinks he's a rockstar
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Sat November 23, 2002
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Chicken poop in water supply. Tastes like chicken poop
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(washtimes.com)
 
 
 
Dalai Lama getting death threats.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
25 things wrong with Major League Baseball
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Jumping birds cause power line to snap.
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(eBay)
 
 
 
you can pick your friend and you can pick your nose, and you can pick up michael jackson's nose
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(App.com)
 
 
 
Drug dealer gets 20 years for fatal overdose
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(Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
Study links bike seats to groin numbness
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(PilotOnline)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson now hawking Jesus-approved pancake mix
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(AroundMyRoom)
 
Boobies
 
Babes, Babes & Babes.. Mostly SFW
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man seeks right to give son Peyote. Farkers seek legal adoption by said man
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dubya's dance party
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(newschannel2000.com)
 
 
 
"Sign Avenger" calling it quits
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State going to the Fiesta Bowl. Michigan Still Sucks
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(Blahblahblah)
 
 
 
Something's fishy here... photoshop this bus driver
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What kind of article do you like to see?
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(via catch)
 
 
 
For those of us who still have 8-tracks: Toys from 007's attic
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(Some Yooper)
 
 
 
Truckless hunter takes dead deer for a bike ride. (with pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Quirky quark query
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Garbagemen suspended for wearing earings. Agency states "As ambassadors to the public, our objective is to uphold a proper image..."
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(TBO)
 
 
 
School drops it's policy to pay for snitches. Now tattletales have to do it for free
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Striking firefighter victim of arson attack
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Happy Gilmore's Grandma is badly hurt and loses leg after being hit by a car
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Efforts to stop music piracy 'pointless'
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Neighbour from hell sued for knocking thousands off property value
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(DDN)
 
 
 
Public library's filtering software causes it to ban its own website
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
After three months, man discovers a bug is in living in his back
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(mikearache)
 
 
 
Drop milk? PETA wants Oregon to change state drink
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Dogs can read your mind. You want steak
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lingerie for 6 year olds is a bad idea
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Secret Diary of Little Mac, from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
That wacky Steven Seagal's mafia times and FBI papers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas, check out the gift shop of fake pet testicle maker Neuticles
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(TSN.ca)
 
 
 
Photoshop Gary Bettman with his latest brilliant idea; the Lego Stanley Cup
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(BorowitzReport.com)
 
 
 
New tape may mean Al Gore is alive
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Indiana Univ. officials to view porn film made on campus, but only to decide "whether to take legal action." In other news, pigs everywhere sprout wings, start flying
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lucas to blame for death of Star Wars. Jar-Jar surrenders
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Female employee accidentally invites boss to porn party. Hilarity ensues
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(Google)
 
Weeners
 
The winner is... Penis
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop these high school soccer players dousing their coach after a victory
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WTC plans include tallest building in the world
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(Some Farting Nun)
 
 
 
God help us.. It's the FARTING NUN ORGAN (Flash)
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(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
US military seeks world's worst stench. Producers of "Battlefield Earth" unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slideshow Presentation Goes Terribly Wrong
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(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gang who robbed airport caught out by lipreader
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Fri November 22, 2002
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Emergency room doctors get naked for calender to raise money.(pic probably not safe for work)
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Parents give up praying for their child to be brought back to life after 6 days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks' sizzling sex secrets
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(ABC 7)
 
Video
 
Chihuahua gives birth to litter of ten ugly ass puppies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marky Mark goes bonkers in Paris hotel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Book prize judge admits he didn't read all the books
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Asshats help local police solve crime by videotaping themselves in the act, cops are grateful
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Woman attacked by ram. Daughter plans to feed ram to mom as a get well meal
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Man is mostly harmless when he's not throwing rotten fish at passers-by
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
New Zealand bans knitting by government ministers while in Parliament
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(Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
The Bad Ass Coffee Company to open Monday, owner tells critics it's named after his donkey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Father Who 'Lost' Son While Drunk Won't Be Jailed
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Union strippers win battle of the greasy pole
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(IdahoStatesman.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a shop with a hypodermic needle, don't drop your sweatshirt with a filled out job application..
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(Grand Rapids Press)
 
 
 
Hunter shoots deer. Deer kicks hunter's ass
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Students trashing a school and breaking a gas main described as 'Kids being kids'
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Think twice before you believe what an Australlian tourguide tells you about swimming with crocodiles. From Darwin, Australia.
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Wild and woolly police chase ends with handcuffing of sheep. In other news, a popular New Zealander stereotype has been reinforced.
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Man burns penis with laptop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mobile phones increase in size: Canadian arrested for stealing phone booth
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Celine Dion Works for McDonald's
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(Some Fruit)
 
 
 
NATO tomatoed
source: breakingnews.iol.ie   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When it's a summer full of missing girls, getting the email address elizabethsmartkidnapper is not a bright idea. Using it to contact the family isn't going to get you into MENSA, either
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
local jackass, dies from jackass stunt
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Closing the bars at 3 AM instead of 5 AM.. yeah that'll solve the crime problem.
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Indiana city plans to name alley for David Letterman. Diastematic alley?
source: kevxml2a.infospace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
London Fark party TONIGHT 8pm: The Penderel's Oak' on High Holborn
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(timesdispatch.com)
 
 
 
Mail man faces up to 25 years for being charged with not delivering over 27 tons of mail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
11-21, local: Police find 17 sex toys in local woman's car during DUI traffic stop
source: news-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Can you improve on the "happy face" logo Germany created for the 2006 World Cup?
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(post-gazette.com)
 
 
 
Acting as his own attorney tax protestor questions himself on witness stand
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Swedish psychotherapist says talking out loud to yourself in lots of crazy accents and funny voices is good for you.
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
54% of teens' tattoos done by amateur artists using "everything from straight pins and sewing needles to pens and pencils"
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(Bored without Fark)
 
Boobies
 
The things you can find when Fark is down. Flash in Public. European Boobies and a heluva lot more. not safe for work
 
(Weather)
 
 
 
Schiest! Est Schnee!
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Early primate, "Carpolestes simpsoni", first to develop opposable thumb. Homer don't remember uncle named Carpolestes
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Ellen confesses. I was on something during the switch commercial
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Normal books customized for and by nerds
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Why it's a good idea to remove the word 'pubic' from your spell-checker dictionary, if you work for a newspaper
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Super Gonorrhea taking over California and Hawaii
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(News24.com)
 
 
 
Zookeepers refuse to help gorilla spank monkey
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Wannabe Page 3 girls shed clothes (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(b3ta)
 
 
 
Celebrity or Lookalike quiz. Fun stuff, but not more addictive than crack
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Exploding beer cans fly out of burning building
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Store security chief dresses up as Batman, nabs thieves
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the UN's chief weapons inspector and the Iraqi foreign minister
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Man gets life in prison because he had a pocket knife in his pocket while commiting a burglary
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dogs have been humping people's legs for 15,000 years
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(CBS.com)
 
 
 
Letterman's Top Ten Least Impressive James Bond Gadgets
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(Heinz)
 
 
 
Heinz is looking for witty things to print on the front of their ketchup bottles. Let's come up with something
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Because I can't go to sleep unless I'm next to your left breast..."
source: entertainmenttonight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Instant replay didn't work? Overturn the call in court.
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Geek horoscopes
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(Shreveport Times)
 
 
 
The new Gold Rush, bounty hunters flock to Louisiana waters
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(AP)
 
 
 
Show your school spirit with your official school coffin.
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Mom washes kid's clothes. Forgets to remove them first. Hilarity ensues
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(Honolulu SB)
 
 
 
Wrastler "The Rock" calls Walken co-star "The Great"
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Thu November 21, 2002
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Columbia students try high-tech cheating on GRE; farked by own stupidity
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg to star in his own variety show called "Doggy Fizzle Televizzle"
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Who decided the day should be divided into 24 hours?
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(Some ar-teest.)
 
 
 
Redneck art hits a new high- fish made from hubcaps. These are actually cooler than they sound
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Piazza meets the pope, gets photoshopped
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man trapped for almost three days at the bottom of his outhouse. Decides to get a bathroom
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 2)
 
 
 
Man finally gets luggage back from airline ... after 13 years
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elderly man robs pharmacy for the fourth time. Makes off with full stock of Viagra once again
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Retro cellphone has rotary-style buttons
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(Tucson Weekly)
 
 
 
The pornography industry continues to saturate our society but ultimately not satisfy it.
source: tucsonweekly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Walkerville 115, Lakeshore 2
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Massive cleanup underway on USS Barf-o-rama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indian song is the greatest song of all time, according to BBC poll; Cher's "Believe" is number three
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(greenbaypressgazette.com)
 
 
 
Man loses thumb in a fight with a sword
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotsman bit by rabid bat. Hilarity ensues, if by hilarity you mean tragic painful death
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(eBay)
 
 
 
New use for eBay, loans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Be careful not to choke on this 12 inch blue monster
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Family gets $5,000 after their dog is mistakenly cremated
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
X-men 2 Posters, One of Wolvie, One of Nightcrawler, One of Rogues Posterior
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Madonna begs for money after forgetting her purse at home
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Mummified bodies, dog found in Florida home
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(St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Trees: one of the environment's leading polluters
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Want to get chicks? Learn to blow smoke through your ears
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia: the only place on earth where your coolness level is measured by how small your dog is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ivy the inflatable reindeer is returned
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: What would Jesus drive?
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
"Test commercial for Virgin Experience. Not sure if this will ever get aired...?? (probably not safe for work)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man survives crashing planes three times
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(Fark)
 
 
 
London Fark party this Friday 8pm: The Penderel's Oak' on High Holborn
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Enrique Iglesias is cheating on Anna Kournikova
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(BMW films)
 
 
 
New BMW Film "Beat the Devil" starring James Brown, Gary Oldman, and Marylin Manson
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Woz to appear on MacWorld panel after ten years
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza founder to build college and town in Florida
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Clumps of blue airplane toilet waste cover couple's home
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(savefarscape.com)
 
 
 
Farscape fans create and are airing a Save the Show TV ad nationwide
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(Some nerd)
 
 
 
Final Fantasy cartoons for the light warrior in all of us
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cut your damn mullet, foo.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan wil kick some Ohio State ass and ruin their perfect season
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
99 percent of piglets prefer waterbeds to slop
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(Some Nut Ball)
 
 
 
The idea of a spinning globe is a conspiracy of error that Moses, Columbus, and FDR all fought
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
How Tattoos Work
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(AP)
 
 
 
Scientists to attempt to make new form of life.
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(masslive.com)
 
 
 
Hooters seeks waitresses with "big personalities"
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(insidedenver.com)
 
 
 
Classic rock band remakes boy band songs in a really "rockified" way.
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(Midland Daily News)
 
 
 
Dr. Earl Warrick, the inventor of Silly Putty, dies at 91. Friends expect that he'll bounce back
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Greece bans sale of 'dead dolls' that come in their own little coffins
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(heydon.org)
 
 
 
Theme: Features we won't be seeing on computers anytime soon. Link goes nowhere important
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Share your stories about ingrown toenails. Tell how you got rid of them and what helps them out. Link goes to web-md�s page about them
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(Cusack)
 
 
 
All I really need to know, I learned from John Cusack's movies
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(www.sciencenews.org)
 
 
 
Scientists learn how to cut flesh with no pain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gothic Chick Personals
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(Maine news, ayuh)
 
 
 
Bus Driver thinks he's under attack by flying fish. Discovers it's seagull barf
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(AP)
 
 
 
NYC considers sticking homeless on retired cruise ships. Officials still trying to figure out how to inconspicuously set the boats adrift after they get filled up
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Wed November 20, 2002
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Childhood glasses discovered to worsen eyesight. Teasing side effect not studied
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's your favorite color? The whole world wants to know
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The newest danger sport: Extreme ironing
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Couple take two-month, nationwide honeymoon with no money, using archaic law requiring cities to help travelers in need
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Buy Another Day instead of Die Another Day
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(Some global warmer)
 
 
 
Man, its getting hot in here..
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(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Violence forces Italian soccer authorities to consider six-month ban
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(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
For the ladies (NSFW)
source: pcforwomen.com
 
(Some Skeptic)
 
 
 
Oklahoma thinks it has a spaceport
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(Kalamazoo Gazette)
 
 
 
Why men (and women) like guns. They're fun
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Belgian actor caged up with a pig
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do something different today - sponsor a child
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Kentucky hunter bags 36-point buck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Commercially viable fuel cell ready to hit the street
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(pilotonline.com)
 
 
 
Virginia Tech to offer "Hokie Edition" Ford Expedition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A space aged guitar - or a Klingon weapon?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
D.C. Mayor wants to ad more speed cams after making $20 million in the first 15 months
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark gets a plug on Camrecord
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Most U.S. students can't find Iraq on a map
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Teacher busted for installing secret toilet camera
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Net probe reveals that sysadmins are lazy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Greatest college football finishes of all time.
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(The Age)
 
 
 
The Buffyverse: A symposium on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man gets $100,000 after co-workers call him "retard," "dummy"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio is a bright young man with many words of wisdom
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Junk food can raise test scores
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man gets 4 bricks of cocaine when he buys car
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop these cowboys
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Male birth control - right in the nuts.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nudie screenshots from BMX XXX (not safe for work)
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Residents of Usuma Court not happy with street name
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Woman attempts all-`man-goo' diet
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(health24.co.za)
 
 
 
Attention ladies: pierced nipples could cause you to start lactating
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(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
FHP commander shoots self in foot at firing range
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Boobie nazis try to force CBS to drop Victoria's Secret fashion show
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Note to Boston farkers. Your giant tree is on the way. Note to other farkers. Read here to find out why Boston gets a free giant tree every year from Canada
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British government bloke in charge on getting more people online, can't get broadband where he lives, remains as only HPB in his Quake clan
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
State of Maine's anti-soda campaign surrendering to industry pressure
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Mugger mugged by good samaritan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thieves unwittingly try to sell stolen goods back to original owner
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(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
School board expected to pass rule giving special protection to gay students. Principal looking forward to some hot lesbian action in the hallways between classes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find a drug that protects women from genital warts, oh yeah, also cures cancer
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
How to get yourself fired at the company Christmas party
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(suntimes.com)
 
 
 
57 Wayward gnomes were rescued from their kidnappers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man shows off by kissing pet rattlesnake. Snake kisses back. Hilarity ensues
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Audio
 
In 911 call to cops, David Wells calls his attacker a "f*ckin' Italian, little squatty-body motherf*cker"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Uri Geller criticises Micheal Jackson for baby stunt. Your dog wants steak
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Oslo shoppers don't mind Santa getting a hummer
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(NOLA)
 
 
 
Gunman in high heels robs doughnut shop
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(Some Astronomer)
 
 
 
Leonids vs. The Moon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Benjamin Franklin: 18th Century party guy
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Math textbook found to be illogical, with questions about cars on ferris wheels. N.S Dept. of Education demands they be more logical
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn how to think with the Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from Driving Harry Potter
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Japan to become "The Land of the Rising Bosoms."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wife runs over husband 3 times with Mercedes, claims its an accident
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman gets married on the set of his new TV show. MC Hammer performs the ceremony. No, really
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
We've sold more gorilla boogers than any other product
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Policemen make prank phone calls pretending to be from Hooters
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Inflatable reindeer thief on the loose
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Newlywed's car confiscated for hooning
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The oils in Cheez Whiz lubricate the skin and give you a remarkably smooth shave
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(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
When technology fails you, there�s ALWAYS humans. Roger, over�
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Test your classic arcade game knowledge with these mystery pictures
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(Fark)
 
 
 
London Fark party this Friday 8pm: The Penderel's Oak' on High Holborn
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(Times of India)
 
 
 
Indians upset because Bill Gates gave them too much money
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop two hockey players jumping away from a freaky fan
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Aborigines want money whenever Aussies name a park or street or something after them
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Tue November 19, 2002
(Ireland Online)
 
 
 
Home help nurses threaten to go to work naked if their bosses refuse to buy their uniforms
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
More and more so-called 'normal' people believe outlandish stories
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(WMTW)
 
 
 
Man steals booze, meat, charcoal. Escapes on street sweeper
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(Time)
 
 
 
'Expert' says to borrow against your home and put the money in the market
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Debt advice experts to be bailed out by tax payers after running up debt.
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(sbdc)
 
 
 
Kiko-Man, the soy sauce super hero. [ japanese-flash-fun ]
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters lose 4th straight game. Manute Bol takes his phone off the hook
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women, en route to visit each other, die in collision with each other
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Horse sweat can be used to clean up oil spills
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lawnmower man acquitted of attack. Still guilty of being a sucky movie
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Onion AV Club interviews Wil, talks about his huge penis
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cubicle Etiquette : realize that odors know no boundaries
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(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Brain damage linked to snoring
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
0-5 Rams are now 5-5.
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Each President To Receive Audi A8 in Prague
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Windows Longhorn Alpha Leaks to the Web
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old man cheering on his team...with a cup on his head. This is why they don't fill up Olympic stadium in Montreal anymore
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bond Gadgets mimic real life spy stuff
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims Michael Jordan called his wife "hired help"
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video of Michael Jackson dangling baby from hotel balcony
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Drunkenly careening a rental car through Iowa while singing "On the Road Again", Al Gore is Back Baby.
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
The SA goons fark with Jehovah's Witnesses. What would you do to fark with Jehovah's Witnesses? (voting enabled)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
British police getting "Draconian" new powers
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(Movie Juice)
 
 
 
Harry Potter grasps his mandrake root
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(Mophizm)
 
 
 
"William Shatner, the embodiment of irony", looking back at T.J. Hooker
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
No more handmade for me- I'm getting the OFFICIAL tinfoil hat
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Coming soon : Smith and Wesson golf clubs
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Spurrier changes his starting quarterback again
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Spacy Chick)
 
 
 
Espacelotto, raising money to encourage space tourism
source: espacelotto.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Did Edgar Allan Poe beat Einstein to the punch?
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some T-shirt Guy)
 
 
 
Actual text of the "Redneck" T-shirt
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Massive runaway black hole headed in our general direction.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Pope Declares Himself "Immortal"
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(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Charlotte, NC could soon become whitewater capital of the US
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(i-Street)
 
 
 
Head marketing guy at Orbitz says very few people complain about their pop-unders
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(dailybulletin.com)
 
 
 
Man offers explanation on where UFOs come from
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 items for every man's garage
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Redneck t-shirt goes to U.S. Supreme Court
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(Tremble.com)
 
 
 
'8 Mile' prompting outbreaks of bad whiteboy rap
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Susan Sarandon wants a rest stop named after her
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Study: Even decaf coffee drinkers get jolt
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
10 handy hints to help you talk good
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(SunSpot.net)
 
 
 
Super computers to take over the world in a year and a half
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(via catch)
 
 
 
Marketing 101: Selling heroin at a methadone clinic
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Trying to figure out why that co-worker of your spends so much time in the desert (NSW)
source: glamisinfo.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some possibilities that would allow the Cincinnati Bengals to actually win. Link goes something else linked to Cincinnati
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil tanker breaks up off Spanish coast. Beach shells now available in greasy black
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Crotchless t-shirts and more at the Fark University store
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(IDSNews.Com)
 
 
 
The dorm porn "Campus Invasion" features IU students getting their degree on
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(Via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Parents in Nevada can get arrested if kids play basketball in the street
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Stalin's UFOs
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Team Nike beats Kentucky in basketball. Drew surrenders
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(DaBy DatBuilds DaBoat)
 
 
 
Newfie Fark Party Info. Link goes to local party school. See comments for details
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(Eff.org)
 
 
 
Don't let your privacy be violated. Tell your representivite to vote no on the Cyber Security Enhancement Act
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(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
English sportsmen are crap
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(The Line)
 
 
 
al Qaeda threatens to strike if labor demands aren't met
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Contrary to popular belief, coffee does not raise your blood pressure
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Huge oil spill off Spanish coast could become worst environmental disaster in history
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Photoshop this mean kitty that's about to put the smackdown. (Link goes to original)
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Manute Bol prematurely retires from hockey. Bol was appearantly unaware the game was played on ice
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When going through airport security, leave your meat cleaver at home
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(Guardian UK)
 
 
 
JFK took so many pills daily he should have rattled
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British cinema chain gets hold of Peter Jackson's secret version of The Two Towers. "Contains moderate action, violence and one sex scene"
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James Coburn dead at 74
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Child calls 911 to report drunken babysitter
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Alaska says farewell to the sun until 2003
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Man cleared of possesion charges after officials find bags held cement not cocaine
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NYTimes thinks Tiger should skip the Masters to protest all-male Augusta
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Leonid meteor shower peaking tonight and tomorrow morning
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All of your health problems can be solved by rubbing your feet
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Lots of photos, video, and info on controlled stucture implosions. You know...blowing buildings up.
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Family of girl hit by drunk driver beat his sorry ass all the way to the hospital
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Nearly 200 unexploded WW II bombs found during dredging for Honk Kong Disney site
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Mechanical card shufflers are not very good at randomizing the cards
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Pizzeria forced to remove sign for "420 specials" even though store address is "420 12th Street"
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
US buys Great Wall of China to rebuild along US/Mexico border
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Couple plans to give dinner for 10,000 residents of Newfoundland town that took in stranded travelers on 9/11
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Police complaint over hazing ritual ending with sharpie stuck up someone's butt
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Mob behavior being altered by technology
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Man runs from cops, wraps his car around tree
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Theme: Worst-selling grocery items
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Half smoked Churchill stogie being sold at auction
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Meet Playmate Kimberly Stanfield. Today is her 21st birthday. Not safe for work
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Buzz Lightyear helps catch thief
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Hollywood is out of ideas: get ready for Lethal Weapon 5
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Unpossible: Canada defeats US in Scrabble championship. In other news, US claims Canada had unfair advantage due to extra useless letters in words
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Irani regime that was instituted by student protestors clashes with modern day student protestors
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Monkeys removed from parents and forced to rely on Peers run higher risk of becoming alcoholic and wasting company time on fark.com
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Boobies
 
Another reason to watch the Olympics - not safe for work
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New game becoming big hit among drunk men: Peeball
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Man declares sovereign nation, opens up strip club immune from gambling and liquor laws
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Amazon is selling Segways
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(Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
Man who shot his TV can't impregnate wife, rules Court
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True stories from the rock, paper, scissors world championships
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Microsoft says you need "intelligent" products like wireless refrigerator magnets
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2 teenage girls arrested trying to carry off a keg
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman leaves $100 million to poetry magazine that never published her
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The do's and don'ts of New Yorks finest clown school
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Fellow Farker needs bone marrow transplant
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nosy husband asks wife why she came home late. Ear removal ensues
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Farkette Candypants will be buying her first fresh cut X-Mas tree this year and needs advice on how long it will last, how to keep it fresh, how to keep her damn cats put of it, etc. Link goes to pic of one of said damn cats
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Bin Laden tape bootleg real. RIAA investigating..
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For sale: box that John Lennon kept his weed in
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Teens say corporate America, sportscasters, teachers, and others look silly using slang
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Mugshots in the news: Paul Reubens and Robert Iler
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UK men's group protests fake beards onscreen
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Guy wins $1M with half court shot at Knicks Game (with video)
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Dick Chaney kicking himself in the nuts for supporting ban on stem cell research
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Viagra being used to encourage breeding in endangered species. New pickup line born at senior clubs
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New Robbie Williams CD emerges amid widespread indifference
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North Korea revises weekend nuclear arms announcement.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NJ schools surrender activities like dodge ball and tag because of potential lawsuit risks
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David Trimble questions Ireland's right to exist. Flame On.
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War vet has to pay $150 to replace medals
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Now that Karyn has paid off her debts, photoshop some ways for her to rack up a new debt. Link goes to someone who uses his money much more wisely
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New StrongBad email
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TLC singer sued by gardener over $15,000 worth of snapdragons
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Remembering Tron, the arcade game. (And trying to forget the movie)
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France says they invented cricket
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The Chunky Soup Curse strikes the NFL again
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