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Sun November 10, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cold brew under fire: More firestations ban beer, long a part of firefighters' lifestyle
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Work Nickname Generator
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Weird stuff ends up in New York's Grand Central Station lost and found
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Leaty would like to know the best way of getting his neighbours to make less noise during coitus and to stop waking him up every weekend. How do other farkers deal with neighbourly bed banging/screaming?
source: ivillage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOL, Toledo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Van Wert, Ohio struck by 5 tornadoes. Second multitornado event this year. Crowded theater struck
source: wtol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
'Bohemian Rhapsody' voted best song of past 50 years
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Space Shuttle is ready for launch. Check real time status here
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two gentlemen inspecting Microsoft's new Tablet PC
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
"From Russia, with Love" (not safe for work)
source: putalocura.com
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
America's democracy is not so great
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's speech sparks "save the goat" campaign,
source: politics.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Clinton still getting oral sex offers
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Mercury)
 
 
 
New Zealand dairy company wants milk labelled with health warnings: Danger, can cause heart disease, diabetes...
source: themercury.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Borowitz Report)
 
 
 
Sotheby�s auctions rare home movies of Bob Crane not having sex
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sheep Dip linked to depression
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Have you ever returned a working product? If so, you are then a filthy communist, and you will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Finally available: The Maxims of Stonewall Jackson
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Wellstone's pilot greatly exaggerated previous flying experience
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(clarionledger.com)
 
 
 
Quarterback fakes a handoff so well that refs signal touchdown, blow whistle, and cost team a score
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes shows similarities between Kennedy and Lincoln aren't so strange
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who smuggled coke into UK in his false leg goes to prison. He had stumped authorities before
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Puchu winning some stupid Microsoft Software
source: netguide.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Packers RB is constantly fumbling the ball because he sweats alot
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
England takes a wholloping in First Test
source: foxsports.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Quarter million - U.S. plans 250,000 troops for Iraq. If you're of draft age, start drinking fluids
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Stoner)
 
 
 
Poll: How much marijuana do you consume monthly? Link goes to the Green Party USA web site
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(News 24)
 
 
 
Girl dies after being forced to inhale witch's brew to rid her of demons
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scholar who questions Islam clerics sentenced to die in Iran
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Asshat.. is tired of local assclown security guards giving him crap when he parks, photoshop them and teach them a lesson
source: msnusers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel considers starring in musical. You can't make this stuff up
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I want Media)
 
 
 
The No. 1 song on Radio Disney is by a Disney Channel actress under contract to a Disney record label.
source: calendarlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Microsoft Guy)
 
 
 
For all you MSFT-haters out there, this is a fun little site (BTW, all hail Father Bill)
source: fuckmicrosoft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cox News)
 
 
 
Pollsters defend the fact that they sucked on another election night
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(Farker Quemapueblo)
 
 
 
Learn some stuff about bridge design
source: pghbridges.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hotel items like trouser presses and shower caps are useless. Survey says they should be substituted for Internet access and laptop chargers.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take the ''How Black Are you" quiz
source: sacwriters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 09, 2002
(Independent)
 
 
 
Kiriabati fears invasion after satirical Spinner news release
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Something good finally comes out of the Bush recession: McDonalds is up McNugget creek sans paddle, closing 170+ locations
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
remove warts with duct tape
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pssst. U.S. quietly builds up around Iraq. Heavy equipment, 63,000 troops in position, awaiting word. Shhh keep it quiet
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study Suggests Link Between Art Careers and Body Image Disorder
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
8 years since they disappeared, an Atari dealer still thrives.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Houston sinkhole getting bigger, Austin, Dallas and New Orleans worry about being sucked in
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Misspudding)
 
 
 
How many people went to your fark meetup party?
source: msu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 24)
 
 
 
Road construction halted because crews were afraid of one-eyed monster in the bushes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Strange similarities between presidents Lincoln and Kennedy
source: edweb.tusd.k12.az.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
College football. Discuss
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Space Suit on eBay
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Volunteer fire squad to quit en masse after chief was prohibited from using a red light and siren
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
8 Mile rockes Hollywood with $20M opening night
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(Art Bell)
 
 
 
Photos taken inside military C-130 transporting POWs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HOWTO: RTFM
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Number of teenage marriages increasing. In other news, these are called 'starter marriages'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Stolen rotisserie chicken truck found. Giant chicken on top still intact
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two Things to Photoshop that should be fun, The Cat in the Hat is riding shotgun.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Leo DiCaprio involved in $45 million project for the first time in years. Unfortunately it's a lawsuit against him
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State-owned bloodhounds, as public servants, cannot serve as pitchdogs in television ads for dog food
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(Google)
 
 
 
Fark moves up to first place for "Boobies" search on Google
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kentucky fans tear down goalposts, don't realize they lost in the last two seconds
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads can't wait to get hammered with aliens
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(Some Klepto)
 
 
 
Surveillance catches Winona shoplifting three other times before she finally got busted. Judge ruled it too prejudicial for jury to see
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Daschle says Democrats had a perfectly fine message in 2002 elections, stupid voters just didn't understand it
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(Newgrounds)
 
 
 
New Fanimutation featuring all your favorite Fark cliches
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(layoffsurvivalguide)
 
 
 
Farker just got his layoff. What should he do now? (Link goes to layoff survival guide)
source: layoffsurvivalguide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pair of Boobies (not safe for work)
source: 12.43.213.50
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Scientists plan to build Sim City-style village
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(The Herald)
 
 
 
Goblins are so competitive
source: herald.co.zw   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Mmmmm Boobies and Beer
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gateway ditches the cow. Photoshop what they should use now for advertising Link goes to the article
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mars to Get Closer than Ever in Recorded History in 2003
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to leave your films at the lab for processing, it's a good idea not to take pictures of your cannabis plants
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(Phoenix News)
 
 
 
Guys drive a truck loaded with pot to a house full of cops. Only one is smart enough to leave the scene
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Laila Ali wins 3rd boxing title
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(Daily Times of Nigeria)
 
 
 
Horde of monkeys breaks into state governor's office
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police documentation of James Welles (the 'stupidity' author) coming on to a policeman posing as a 15 year old girl
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Bloggers show boobies for charity. Not safe for work
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Confidential Winona Ryder document stolen from LA courthouse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Beer getting Kevin Mitnick's autograph
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(BBC)
 
 
 
English pro soccer player shot in leg by masked gunmen
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(Newgrounds)
 
 
 
Why should you switch to the Dark Side? Here's why
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(Google)
 
Weeners
 
A potpouri of weeners for funboys and wildgirls
 
(Sydney Luster)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies plus. Sydney
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' tops fan list of favorite singles from past 50 years; contemporary artists barely get a glance
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(clickondetroit.com)
 
 
 
Judge issues apology after being seen smoking marijuana at Rolling Stones concert
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Fox news anchor has a freudian slip. Thinking too much about J.Lo's booty
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Fri November 08, 2002
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Exhibit A in the future Crimes Against Humanity trial of Tim Allen
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson, Conservative or not?
source: nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dusty Baker to consolidate his powers of never winning the World Series with the powers of the Cubs to never win playoff games
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eating this fish is a crapshoot, literally
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tallahassee.com)
 
 
 
Woman busted in fake-check scam because she can't spell
source: tallahassee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man, angry at crappy 56k transfer speeds, barbecues his modem
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Teen who rents 'Spy Who Shagged Me' from library instead gets porn
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
More Americans have outdoor plumbing than TiVo
source: zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nun gets jail time for spanking kids
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Miss Wisconsin contestant found out to actually be Canadian. Hilarity ensues
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NRO)
 
 
 
The far left: hypocritical, immoral, and obsessed with hating America
source: nationalreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Sherilyn Fenn gallery (safe for work with a not safe 2nd page linked)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(kyw1060.com)
 
 
 
Los Angeles names trailer park a "historic monument"
source: kyw1060.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Author of books on stupidity charged with trying to meet teenager online for sex
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Football players accused of attacking trick-or-treaters and stealing their candy.
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FarkMan)
 
 
 
Photoshop the next panel of Farkman
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(kansascity.com)
 
 
 
Woman run over by her own car after she fell out of it while yelling at her boyfriend
source: kansascity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Women prefer HDTV over diamonds
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North Shore News)
 
 
 
Burglar who licked pieces of paper to cover door peepholes apparently never heard of DNA tests
source: nsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study concludes women are worse at parking than men
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Goons show off their PS chops by making everything Batman themed
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Snipers kept virtual diary on laptop
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
We're still relevant. Honest. Stop laughing
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apocalypse Now voted best film of the last 25 years
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Mom stages child's kidnapping as a lesson for napping babysitting dad. Hilarity ensues
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Truck with giant chicken on top stolen. Police cry fowl
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
All CDs will be protected and you are a filthy pirate
source: theregister.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne to host syndicated TV talk show. Dead horse gets another whack
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ModBee)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawmaker wins two Senate seats. Will Southwest Airline double charge him?
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Catsup or Ketchup?
source: recipesource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
More on the national trend of teens trying to out-stunt the antics of Jackass
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German Supreme Court legalizes wife swapping. France surrenders
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(EHOWA)
 
 
 
Sometimes sorry just don't cut it: USAF cadet requests info from professor, professor calls military "babykillers". Hilarity ensues (site not safe for work)
source: ehowa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Last man to cross finish line of NYC Marathon (which started Sunday) expected to finish today. Racer wore a 130 Lb 1940's deep sea diving suit
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
UN passes resolution on Iraq weapons inspections
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Sonikku just totaled his 96 Mustang GT in a rain induced spinout / double flip. Cheer him up with your own accident horror stoies. Link goes to b00biez. Just because.
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(SourceForge)
 
 
 
Nethack ver 3.4.0 Best. Game. Ever
source: nethack.sourceforge.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Warlocks sue Philly cops. Mr Potter unavailable for comment
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA declared unwatchable
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: My daughter hosts several "soft porn" websites, and it upsets me greatly.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fans go to Vancouver Guns & Roses concert. Hockey game breaks out
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Filmmaker hoped his film about "ultimate action hero" Jesus and his Mexican sidekick would P.O. the Mormons. It didn't
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Home office releases Terror Warning to press, then decides it was too specific. Replaces it, claiming it was an unauthorised draft
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After taking a butt-kicking on the first day, England actually putting up a decent fight on day two of First Cricket Test
source: foxsports.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Theme: Doctor a photo to start an urban legend. Link goes to example
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(Newgrounds)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas, play with Santa's balls
source: newgrounds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The case against privatization of Social Security
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some boy racer)
 
 
 
Man has car stereo system that is three times as expensive as his van.
source: thisisnottingham.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PopCap)
 
 
 
PopCap releases version of Mahjong
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(dayton daily news)
 
 
 
U of Dayton basketball player kidnapping/hostage story was hoax
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(ZekeMacNeil)
 
 
 
Fark Party in London, Nov 22. Drew will be there too. Where should we have it?
source: zekemacneil.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mostnewyork.com)
 
 
 
For the closest shave ever, try the exploding electric razor
source: mostnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 07, 2002
(Some Tool)
 
 
 
For Farkers who love tools - register to win a truck, trailer and assload of power tools
source: thesitecommander.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gubernatorial candidate "missing the ball"
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(straitstimes)
 
 
 
Mynah owner in court over teaching the bird to insult his neighbor
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide after doctor makes him wait six hours
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(Zimbabwe Herald)
 
 
 
Woman kills would-be rapist by extensive yanking on his thingee
source: herald.co.zw   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists pinpoint brain's fear-control area. Michael Bolton CD sales expected to rise
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mentally Handicapped football player scores touchdown. Bengals interested in signing
source: nflhs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Jurassic Park 4
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Packer fans celebrate victory by urinating in sinks
source: themilwaukeechannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Miss World Aishwarya Rai - SFW
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Christmas is cancelled, Santa get 25 to life
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
113 year old woman who survived San Francisco earthquake likes twinkies and KFC
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Kitty." The new rock video from the makers of Weeeee.
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Dad files $300K lawsuit after son doesn't get MVP award
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
The Web needs more soft-core eroticism
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey fights are at record lows
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Study: Just 2 drinks cloud your judgement
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Fish slime may cure the common cold
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(www.nbc10.com)
 
 
 
Static electricity can kill you
source: nbc10.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Sparks Tribune)
 
 
 
Hawk flies into glass patio door at home, helps foil burglary
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown gets busted for drugs again. The Smoking Gun gets his arrest warrant and mugshots
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrate Ramadan by photoshopping these pancakes
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Us magazine bases 6-page cover article about a Russell Crowe/Nicole Kidman romance on drunk waiter's lie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phony sorcerer cons man into believing he's invisible so he can rob banks.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Nutsack squirrel's reign of terror ends in shootout
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Grocery store thief helps cops out by leaving behind I.D and family photo
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(Sign On San Diego)
 
 
 
Police find robbery suspect hiding under a house wearing nothing but a thong
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Keiko on the move again
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Election 2002: thank god for democracy. Real-life failed candidates
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian law firm offering �free divorce� as prize in Red Cross fundraiser.
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Photographer wins $25,000 from tabloid for photo altered to show Clinton and alien shaking hands
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago aldermen vote themselves 15% raise in front of firefighters who've gone years without one
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
After 5 hour standoff, police storm house to capture... dog?
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Mother of the Calgary hockey streaker says she's embarassed at what her son did
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A momentary relief to boobies drought
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texas actually gives murderer a stay of execution
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL rescinds fine against Falcons quarterback for sloppy socks
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A diet rich in onions and garlic will cut your risk of getting cancer, or a date, in half scientists say
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian penis ring can replace Viagra
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
18 year old blind girl told to stop galloping her horse through downtown on the way to school (with pic)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from Sunday's 7.9 earthquake
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"All rise" causes snickers at Viagra court hearing
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(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Ashanti - shares a record with the Beatles. And looks nice. (Safe for Work)
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
G.I. Joe Classic Toy Review: The Bridge Layer
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
"8 mile" getting good reviews
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
First they lured a washed-up wide receiver out of retirement. Now the Dolphins want to bring a washed-up quarterback out of retirement
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(KCCI-TV)
 
 
 
FAA denies request to change Sioux City's airport code SUX to something else
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(Some Do-Gooder)
 
 
 
Click away your conscience. A meta-site with links to a bunch of click donation sites
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(Vegas Valley)
 
 
 
Penn & Teller to expose frauds and fakes. Jonathan Edwards surrenders
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Wed November 06, 2002
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mexican restaurants, a cheese maker and a butcher conspire to take World's Biggest Taco title away from US
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(PETA)
 
 
 
Frat boys are blowing up box turtles; PETA not pleased
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the even newer Two Towers poster
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Welcome to the world of philanthropy, Britney Spears
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Latest on the Jesus box: Ossuary was genuine, inscription was faked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Govt. policy has no effect on teen sex. Interns everywhere on alert
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(Local6)
 
 
 
"Irritable Male Syndrome" may affect millions of men
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
AHL cancels Houston's minor league hockey team's Guaranteed Fight Night
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Woman disguised as France's first lady, with limo and TV crew in tow almost makes it into French Parliament
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Continuing a long tradition of blaming Clinton for everything, Newsmax blames Clinton for Democratic midterm loss
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsOK.com)
 
 
 
Keep your fighting cock out of Oklahoma
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Police say bean bag shooting of 81-year-old justified
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mail sorters pluck kitty from post
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren retail employees spend a third of their salaries on Polo clothes to meet dress code requirements
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two cases of bubonic plague pop up in NYC
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(via Obscure Store)
 
 
 
Town rejects Got Milk? name and tells media to get lost
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(ClickOnSA.com)
 
 
 
San Antonio joins the ranks of dumbass cities that can't get ballots right
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Judge withdraws warrant for OJ Simpson in boat speeding case
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Elementary school busted for giving cash to students for high scores on mandatory state exam. Dumbass principal and parents don't quite get why this is wrong
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(STL Today)
 
 
 
Judge rules Wiccans not allowed cast spells while in federal prison. Ritual animal slaughtering still OK though
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lawmaker wears pink bunny suit to settle bet
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(WSVN)
 
 
 
OJ arrested for speeding in a manatee zone
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Continued cordless keyboard woes, doo dah doo dah
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some feel Worldcom lacks the integrity needed to work with the government. In other news, Shaq is too tall for the NBA
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida passed a referendum yesterday which will protect pregnant pigs
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(Bennington Banner)
 
 
 
Wilmington, VT nudity ordinance defeated
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Winona Ryder pledges to find the real shoplifters and the people who framed her
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In order to save their plant, workers at Romanian car factory are donating sperm to pay off its debts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers to the rescue. Roasting this sleepy retiring colleague. Please photoshop him into historic occasions, etc
source: nevada.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Winona Ryder found guilty, draws firearm, busts out of courtroom, makes daring daylight escape. Ha ha no not really
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(Bristol Evening Post)
 
 
 
Sissy car thief tells cops: "I want my mummy"
source: epost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Fed cuts interest rate by 50 basis points.
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Space shuttle toilet cleaner developed at last
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian women want bigger boobies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paintball is huge in Iran
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eminem likened to King Henry V
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
62,780 pints of beer helps man live till 100. Or so he claims
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Madonna accuses ABC of having no morals for airing tape of breast-feeding woman
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(newschannel2000.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to postal blunder, stamp prices should not change for another 4 years
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Foreign Ministry steals money for partying
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Pooty-Poot to blow up the moon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video game wars officially over, the boys from Redmond get slapped like a biatch.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How To: Organize a Paintball Event
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Scientists to measure the most powerful magnet known (apparantly not fark.com)
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
NASA allowing schoolchildren to name two Mars rovers. Early frontrunners: Butthead-69 and Assmaster
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Kansas suburb bans commuting by helicoptor
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(law.com)
 
 
 
Grad student wants Supreme Court to rule that he has a constitutional right to include "F*ck You" in his master's thesis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who are Farkers? Answer this poll and we'll all find out. Last year's results
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Proposed law in Berkely, California which would have sent coffee house owners to jail for six months for selling non-organic coffee is defeated
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Networks went back to basics while covering yesterdays elections: no exit poll data used and actual results reported
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Minister wants cats to carry ID and to put circus elephants out of work
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everytime you click on the love-heart, McDonald's will donate HK$0.1 to UNICEF which helps kids from around the world
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bengals NOT predicting another win this week
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew will be on WDAE 620 Tampa this morning around 7:40am
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans: "All your states are belong to us"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker StonedCircle has had enough. Photoshop a poster to warn dog owner to scoop their dogs poop and he will print the best, post them and report back. Link to some dog
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
49ers head coach: Didn't allow wives, children of coaches to attend game In Oakland because of "vulgar, brutal" Raider fans
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
70+ Carmen Electra Pics. This link actually has free not safe for work pics unlike the previous link
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Small pothole in Houston street grows overnight into 70 ft. wide, 11 ft. deep sinkhole (w/pic)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Traficant loses. Still gets more than 10% of the vote
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
College football coach leaves tied game early to watch boxing match he promoted
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(The Jeffersonian)
 
 
 
Montgomery County police purchase "Grand Theft Auto 3" to determine if it influenced the sniper.
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(Cincy Post)
 
 
 
Woman uses the name of the sheriff who arrested her for pandering obscenity as the address to her website selling homemade pornographic videos. Hilarity ensues
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(FarkMan)
 
 
 
Photoshop the 4th panel of Farkman
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Tue November 05, 2002
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
The current election breakdown -- all the big races covered
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Someone posts notices in low-income neighborhoods reading "Before you come to vote make sure you pay your parking tickets, motor vehicle tickets, overdue rent and any warrants." Republicans are SHOCKED to be accused of posting them
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(BBC)
 
Video
 
UFO over UK is so small and unwatchable it must be the real thing
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Alaskan traffic jam
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, a Bible quiz with a futuristic interface and a thumping techno beat
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(PilotOnline.com)
 
 
 
Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard loses bid for Congress
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rally Monkey Movie?
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More terrorism in Moscow; ultranationalist supporter throws cake at officials
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazil is the most lightning-struck country in the world. Women's soccer team not bad either
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(Some Kentuckian)
 
 
 
The army gets the coolest toys
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(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Pac-man the movie. They are "developing the video game into a live-action fantasy adventure."
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Big stink over Clooney�s butt
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(via NF)
 
 
 
Beer course at University has some frothing at the mouth
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Superhero prowls NYC streets looking to save drunk women from opportunists
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago gets to sue gun industry for creating "public nuisance."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Insane Clown Posse teams up with Grokster for first major recording artist promotional album launch campaign on peer to peer network
source: www1.internetwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentuckians can't understand why they shouldn't vote in neighboring county elections
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(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Posh Spice sues soccer club over her name. Which isn't actually her name
source: football.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
After realizing that exports of beer and hockey sticks won't cut it, Canada tries to get in on the free money from US cigarette lawsuits
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Source of Hollywood's ideas could dry up if French sewage company Vivendi spins off Universal Studios
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study shows that 76% of people don't read past headlines; 47% disastrously misinformed about world events
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Yemen assassination marks trend towards unmanned warfare
source: dsc.discovery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DPO)
 
 
 
Gary Hart wants to run for President again
source: denverpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Military experimenting with new weapons including energy beams, sticky sprays, and smelly fogs
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NotQuiteKing)
 
 
 
Farker won homecoming king and wants you to edit the official photo of him and his hot date
source: quitetheking.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
7-Eleven cashier makes robber pick up his own cash
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Despite Japan's highly developed ejaculation industry..."
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Egyptian woman burns down her own house because her husband won't give her the nuts she wants
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Just kidding - two more seasons of The Osbournes
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Yahoo erotica editor fired for excessive programming
source: bbspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Students create power-nap club. Motto is Veni Vidi Dormivi
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Composer combines various Queen rock anthems into a symphony
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Letterman is heading to radio
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite troubled economic times, the rich are buying more yachts than ever
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Vermont voters to decide on naked sunbathers
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News24.com)
 
 
 
A one of a kind crocodile fossil stolen and lost to science. Maybe it shouldn't have been kept in a Toyota.
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Army developing a "smart tank" with a nanotechnology-based coating that will allow it to detect and heal surface damage
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Milwaukee stadium board could spend $35,000 to give the Brewers mascot air conditioning
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man gets out of car for pee break on hill. Forgets to put brakes on. Hilarity ensues
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(Novareinna.com)
 
 
 
Tonight is bonfire night. Celebrate Guy Fawkes' foiled attempt to blow up Parliament
source: novareinna.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
England moves one step closer to 24 hour pubs and the total collapse of society
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Election 2002: pray for gridlock
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Man's friends start campaign for him to be elected mayor without his knowledge
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Don't forget to vote today for your local worthless self-serving politician
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Victoria's Secret)
 
Boobies
 
Get your Victoria's Secret 10 million dollar jewel-encrusted bra
source: www2.victoriassecret.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Study: Hundreds of patients have sex with their partners in hospital beds during visiting hours
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Mystery of Area 51
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(EvilPoda)
 
Boobies
 
Perhaps the nicest boobies ever, Carmen Electra. (not safe for work)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The phenomenon of fan fiction
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Update: Leonid Meteor Storm Forcasts
source: science.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Atheist ultimately kicked out of Boy Scouts
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tagged offender wins lottery jackpot
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Election Day fodder: Hitler put in power in Germany by a margin of one vote and other fallacies
source: snopes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RollingStone.com)
 
 
 
Tom Petty issues a wake-up call to corporate radio
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
A shocking look at 70s fashions made from soda can pop-tops
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
People living in the north of England are the country's heaviest drinkers
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Thief trying to steal ATM demolishes building by mistake
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(StileMedia)
 
Boobies
 
Stile launches new free boobie galleries. Not remotely safe for work (link fixed)
source: stileporn.com
 
Mon November 04, 2002
(Some Canucklehead)
 
 
 
Tonya Harding rises from obscurity to whine about hot sauce
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these overly elated soccer players
source: it.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Threat of Norwegian brewery strike is over - booze shortage averted
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pop-up ads may be slowly popping off, but analysts say other forms of intrusive advertising will probably take their place (no duh)
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Incontinent Guy)
 
 
 
Win a year supply of Depends undergarments. Maybe grammy will forgive you for never writing
source: depend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Long-tongued Winner declared in Battle of Sexes - with pic
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity of it all. Jonathan Harris, better known to us as Dr. Smith, has died
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Calender Live)
 
 
 
White-bearded angel named Metatron guides Carlos Santana's career. Optimus Prime unavailable for comment
source: calendarlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man taking on the crapper in his outhouse was the first person in the Western Hemisphere to see Sputnik I in 1957
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via Obscurestore)
 
 
 
At least three "Jackass" moviegoers have vomited in theaters
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Italian guy whose birth certificate misidentified him as female can't marry his fiancee, because Italy doesn't recognize same-sex marriages
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
We're all going to hell: Three more commandments discovered
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Due to popular demand, Leonid meteor shower to put on encore performance next week
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Car carrying Al Qaeda suspects turned into scorched earth by U.S. missile (with pic). Suspect's leg blown off and thrown clear for easy identification
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite the jaw dropping $300 a month salary, Russian Space Agency having no luck recruiting new cosmonauts
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Osbournes calling it quits after 2nd season
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English village will have a fake bonfire on Guy Fawkes night because a real one would cost too much to insure
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Scientists prove that the mere presence of your wife can exacerbate chronic pain
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Farker DOTHP has an evil political appointee boss who's squashing his career. Suggest how he should get back at her
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Free Chunky Soup for the food shelters. Click on "Click the Cans" and then your NFL team's helmet.
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The horrors and changes of Islamic sex
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J.K.Rowling is officially the richest person in Scotland
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Beer drinkers say Michelob Ultra low carb beer is low on taste
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Sheryl Crow is quite the boozehound. Tour rider requires different bottle of alcohol for each day of week
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Indian border guards bring fruit and candy for Pakistani border guards
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Americans surprised to learn Election is tomorrow
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Christina Aguilera has been frequenting strip clubs. Even the strippers think she's getting a little skanky
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Shoplifting fiasco has done wonders for Winona Ryder's film prospects. In related news, Wil spotted at Saks stuffing designer socks down his pants
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Barbra Streisand says Wellstone crash "no accident"
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Ventura gives Dems the finger, appoints independent to Wellstone's Senate seat
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Pepsi in a turf war with a 15-year-old girl raising money for her team
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
I'm wary of bedding three women again
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(EvilPoda)
 
 
 
Take that crack: New java skiing game is more addictive by far
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The view from J. Lo's bed: floor plans and pics of Jennifer Lopez's downtown NYC crash pad
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Eating pig brains will delay aging and make you smart
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army planning to privatize 214,000 Jobs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. plans to ditch industry rivals and force end of OPEC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Romeo and Juliet to be played by garden gnomes. Drew's gnome not returning his calls
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(miami.com)
 
 
 
Davy Barry explores the technological advances of cockroaches
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Hot air balloon catches fire in Japan.
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Cliff Yablonski wishes damnation upon five new pages of you
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Vice City is the worst game ever
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(BBC)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Manchester United season ticket holders are dead.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely election results
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Boobies
 
Press-and-play bra advertising invites you to touch something for a surprise (safe for work)
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No vodka or beer for former hostages
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Burglar complains about quality of stolen goods
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad email
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(WTAM 1100)
 
 
 
Photoshop WTAM Talk Show Host Mike Trivisonno with Ollie North
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tiny screened Java games, from Pacman to Scramble. Fark work
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drunken Cheeseheads spar off in Wisconsin. Moo
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Work on road upgrade suspended after tribe warns it infringes on a swamp-dwelling monster capable of causing traffic deaths
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Help a farker think of a band name for his fledgling rock/metal/funk band. So far, we're called Linkon Fark
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Round-the-world charity motorcyclists have their bike stolen one day before completing their trip
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