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Sun October 06, 2002
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own moon anomaly
source: anomalies.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twenty-two injured as train hits elephant
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
English girl is hit by a meteorite
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cows become billboards in Switzerland
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(shakespearsworld.com)
 
Boobies
 
Continuing to boldly go where no one should go: Starfleet boobies (not safe for work)
 
(Nobody Messes With The Jesus)
 
 
 
What Would Jesus Do? Would Jesus launch a pre-emptive war?
source: onlinejournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Burn your DNA on a CD now for a low price of $500,000
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
Girl swallows tongue stud. Ends up in her lung
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Electric News)
 
 
 
Americans turned off by robots. Make them look like Darryl Hannah in Blade Runner. Problem solved
source: electricnews.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby porsche SUV(with pic)
source: carpoint.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Ohio governor wants to know what you think about turning Ohio into an Internet research hub, but he doesn't have e-mail
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lawnmower Guy)
 
 
 
A strained relationship between neighbors over how often he mows his lawn ends with man shot with pellet gun
source: stargazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Bug)
 
 
 
Mexico to phase out the old style Volkswagon bug Taxi
source: detnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: if FARK was a TV News program, what would it look like? Link goes to a newsdesk picture for inspiration
source: cyberdog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lowcountry Now)
 
 
 
The Gopher Hill Festival: "It's better than Chuck E. Cheese"
source: lowcountrynow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chortler)
 
 
 
Poetry loses famous figure. Man from Nantucket is dead
source: chortler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Oldie but a goodie - the exploding whale.
source: explodingwhale.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Genius)
 
 
 
One Page Proof Showing That Pi Is An Irrational Number
source: mcs.csuhayward.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Scotsman)
 
Weeners
 
Forget utility kilts. Nothing's sexier than a microkilt
source: fortunecity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some dude)
 
 
 
Some pranksters put a photo of a dixie-bikini wearing chick on AOL's singles boards looking for a "heavy metal dude." Hilarity ensues.
source: buddyhead.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Berkeley Daily Planet)
 
 
 
Homeless people in San Francisco can reserve beds with new computer system.
source: berkeleydaily.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes gives the lowdown on the Bugbear virus
source: snopes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arkansas, fresh off a seven overtime win last year, loses to Tennessee 41 to 38 in six overtimes
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New program lets drivers 'appear' in traffic court via e-mail
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(William Wallace)
 
 
 
Kilts for the modern Scottish carpenter
source: utilikilts.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Democratic Underground)
 
 
 
Bush Accepts Iraqi Offer for a Duel
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(AP)
 
 
 
New shuttlecam will beam down live video of Atlantis launch
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
RIAA tries to force Verizon to reveal copyrighted file swapping users
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Everything you've ever wanted to know about Clash of the Titans. God I'm old.
source: hollywood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Drew)
 
 
 
Take the Drew Carey career aptitude test
source: tbssuperstation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Call your fridge from your cellphone
source: observer.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
How and why the Internet broke. At least we've still got pr0n
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Counter Punch)
 
 
 
Talking to your kids about fascism
source: counterpunch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
James Earl Jones to return as Darth Vader in Star Wars: Episode III
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP's review of "Jeepers Creepers" Biggest horror? Mom sitting near him with 6 and 7 year old children
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Huge Shaft)
 
 
 
Wheaton might actually make it to space in his lifetime...
source: knxv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Damaged airplane parachutes to the ground. Pilot walks away unharmed
source: duluthsuperior.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Blue's News)
 
 
 
Bid on "1 full day of video game training from a champion" (Already at $600)
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to sell candy, by Vin Diesel
source: tv.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush: Saddam could inflict 'Horror' with no warning
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TweakTown)
 
 
 
AMD Overclocking Guide - October 2002
source: tweaktown.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angels to Yankees: You are the weakest link, goodbye
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker canadianbeersux is going to the track. Help him pick a winner in race 5. Will place a 5 dollar win bet, procedes go to fark beer fund.
source: equibase.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Oil tanker on fire off Yemen in possible USS Cole-style attack
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(knvx.com)
 
 
 
Man robs bank via the vacuum tube in drive-thru
source: knxv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
"Basket Case" - 1982 horror flick w/ deformed, murderous Siamese twins.
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
IOC bans genetically-engineered sportsmen
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
'Slugs' review - 80's horror flick about mutant flesh-craving slugs
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop a FARK tarot card deck for telling FARK fortunes
source: learntarot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Hordes of monkeys invade Indian soccer games to hump legs. Coach has ear bitten off
source: hinduonnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Muslims don't like America because the movies have too much sex
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bigass cruise ship concept unveiled. Ocean surrenders
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Love birds? A study on what arouses ostriches has been given the Ig Nobel prize for dubious contributions to science
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Western Producer)
 
 
 
Ecoforesters farm forest for wasabi
source: producer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 05, 2002
(Independent)
 
 
 
Jacques Chirac used witchcraft to win the French presidential election
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The nest best thing to a Fark party: thousands of teddy bears gather for party in Japan
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(warscholar.com)
 
 
 
History of War Timeline: 3000 BC to 1999 AD
source: warscholar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Life cereal box
source: rogerbriskey.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Sensation: Cities Found on the Moon.
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda's terrifying new anti-aircraft weapon: bowls of chili
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some P.C. wimp)
 
 
 
Brawny Towel guy to be wussified into Sensitive New Age Brawny Towel guy
source: modbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
New Syracuse mall Destiny USA will be bigger than Mall of America
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Doug Flutie could be heading back to the CFL
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Retailers experiment with human pop-up ads
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(Cinti Enquirer)
 
 
 
Police using beer now to get confessions
source: enquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
South African supermarket chain pulls GQ mag from shelves for racy cover pic of Kylie Minoguq (includes pic)
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The Russian lesbian girls T.A.T.U. currently at #4 on U.S. singles sales
source: allpop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Americans waking up to the fact that their country is inferior to the true north strong and free
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
South Korean spies 'ordered to have sex with prostitutes'
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Times Union)
 
 
 
Quack Quack; Man poses as doctor, dentist and veterinarian. All in same office
source: timesunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Bush/Hussein duel. Link goes to a paper on fencing Corporate Mofo wrote
source: historicalfencing.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Radio station tells kid to streak for tickets. Charges ensue
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Gallery of posters featuring monsters holding hot babes (safe for work)
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(Some Quitter)
 
 
 
Farker MrPyRo wants to quit his job. Come up with creative ways for him to do it (Link goes to evil corporation that owns his soul)
source: bestbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists explain foreign accent syndrome. Still no cure for cancer
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(nuclearspace.com)
 
 
 
A defunct nuclear-reactor has been orbiting Earth since 1965
source: nuclearspace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italy families becoming the Simpsons, experts warn
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Picture of Washington DC shooter suspect released
source: news-observer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Wanted: New man for Anna Nicole
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
He-Man's new enemies, the sssinissster Snake Men
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Police searching for man who duped old ladies into handing him money by pretending their sun umbrellas had poked his eye and broken a contact lens
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
What's the origin of "booby trap"?
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees one game away from elimination
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's whiners will continue whining for the rest of their lives
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ebaumsworld.com)
 
 
 
More addictive than crack & mini-golf. It's kickups (repeat)
source: ebaumsworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(rediff.com)
 
 
 
7 year old Indian boy sacrificed to Kali
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(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
nVidia unveils new video card for porn addicts
 
(Some Cattle)
 
 
 
Website dedicated to keeping track of of mooing cows in movies
source: bovinebazaar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conservative's Top 40 of All Time. Guess what? No rap
source: townhall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach volleyball game
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Gravity is stronger in New Zealand than anywhere else on Earth
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 04, 2002
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jackass Phoenix DJ suspended; ESPN columnist rips station manager
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Won)
 
 
 
Pissed off kitties destroy village
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Elf boobies. Not safe for work
source: carnalhost.com
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson's accounts payable include tiger care and home care
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Small asteroids could be mistaken for nuclear bombs by dumbass nations
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man in front of the world's funniest joke
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina college hands out free money to students
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Latrell Spreewell forgoes choking and breaks hand trying to throw a punch at boyfriend of girl who puked on his boat. You can't make this stuff up
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA threatened by Ask.com for the Ask Jeeves Photoshop Phriday article. Every photoshop replaced by the cease and desist letter you're not allowed to see
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Traffic jam at school caused by kids' golf carts
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver and Melbourne are the best places to live - despite the fact that they're in Canada and Australia
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
What's this world coming to? It's getting so a guy can't even use mirrors anymore to watch nude women tanning
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Need a new job? Like cars and fast living? Why not start a career in car reposession?
source: pimall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Montreal Expos consider moving games to Puerto Rico
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Former smoker sues tobacco company and is rewarded with a 28 BILLION dollar settlement. Claims she didn't know smoking would cause cancer
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Corona Coming Attractions)
 
 
 
Producers of "Dumb & Dumber 2" looking for actor with experience playing characters that stick things their butts
source: corona.bc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Feds release a list of the top 20 web security holes. Hole #1: Releasing a list of web security holes
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Redneck humor wins legal battle
source: thedenverchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats run ad showing Bush pushing elderly woman off cliff
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The UN tries to tell British parents they can't spank their own children -- it violates international treaty
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a Hand Painted Cat Skull?
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Anti-DMCA bill finally introduced. RIAA craps its pants
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jury awards former smoker $28 billion in punitive damages. Yes, billion.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Dumb Guy)
 
 
 
Walken attached to "Dumb and Dumber 2" along with the Dell kid. Is this a Farker's dream come true or what?
source: corona.bc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Outhouses race down Main Street. Gives new meaning to 'the runs'
source: greenvilleonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Tiny object found near Uranus, possibly a Klingon
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
The clearance was 13 feet, eight inches. The truck was 13-feet, 8 1/2-inches tall and loaded with gunpowder
source: ap.tbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Best bets in used cars
source: cars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Brit museum sells real human skull in souvenir shop by accident
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Music industry 'experts' say Bono is most powerful man in music
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ralph Fienne's weener removed from movie because it was too big
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Moogys)
 
 
 
What's the best sandwich shop around?
source: moogys.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your favorite jokes (fark favorite)
source: thebartend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Chicago company introduces Pizza Hats for Bears fans to combat Packer's Cheese-Heads
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: The goons make Norman Rockwell spin in his grave
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Fastfood workers foils robbery by using drive-thru speaker to notify cops
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Jobs That Don't Suck: Professional Solitaire Player
source: news.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaflet that was dropped by the U.S. on Iraq
source: i.cnn.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Iraq VP suggests a duel between Bush and Saddam
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ig-Nobel prizes given to scientists who study things like bellybutton lint and dog-human translator
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Corporation claims ownership of the moon
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona DJ plays rude prank on widow of St. Louis Cardinals pitcher who died during season
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop the President and Barney
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pez runs out of ideas for dispensers -- starts making Juice
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farktographer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's first attempt and photography and developing his own shots... Subject: His kid playing chess. "Young Thinker"
source: hollmer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police pull over drunk driver, discover she is also blind
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some sfw gal)
 
Weeners
 
From the non XXX files, sexy David Duchovny. Safe for work
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Klingon Warrior Women (not safe for work) (repeat?)
source: hotink.com
 
(Popcap.com)
 
 
 
New Popcap game - Candytrain
source: popcap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Space reject Lance Bass frolicking with a dolphin
source: discoverycove.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YuG Emos)
 
 
 
Help a fellow farker out. He needs help ending a three year relationship. Any suggestions?
source: leader.linkexchange.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
10 simple rules for women to know if they want to watch sports with the guys
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Israel 'rehearses' Arafat's expulsion
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wichita Eagle)
 
 
 
Weather: sunny with a chance of DVDA
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu October 03, 2002
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sterile mule gives birth to ugly ass baby mule
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
80's glam rocker Adam Ant gets laughed out of pub for wearing cowboy get-up, defends himself with fake starter pistol and an alternator
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
An automotive "Easter egg" for the BMW M3 allows the driver to activate automated 4000-rpm clutch-drop, clutch-slip "racing start" and "burnout" modes for the manual transmission
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
French hunter trying out his marksmanship cuts power to 1,200 homes and kills a cow
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Post Dispatch)
 
 
 
Man dies after shooting himself in head during gun safety lesson
source: home.post-dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
The Price is Right for Claudia Jordan (SFW)
source: fhmus.com
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1 in every 21 Californians has filed a lawsuit
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Kid)
 
 
 
Photoshop this superhero
source: 216.136.200.194   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Serial Caller)
 
Audio
 
Mattell admits the Harry Potter brromstick is a vibrator
source: theserialcaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cooter (Dukes of Hazzard) is running for Congress
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wisconsin teens eating Jimson weed to try to get stoned. Darwin awards on standby.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Rollergirl - Another Gallery (probably not safe for work)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judges urged to consider genetics as reasons for crime
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Porn star Teri Weigel gets $500,000 after getting rammed
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buca)
 
 
 
Pics from Fark Party Edinburgh
source: buca.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News)
 
 
 
Man fires shots at U.N., now in custody
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britain to use soap operas to train foreign nurses. Patients will either get laid or find out they have an evil twin
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
5 shot dead in Washington suburb since yesterday
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News-Journal)
 
 
 
Daytona Beach passes law outlawing thongs and exposed boobies in public. Farkistan peacekeepers readying invasion plans to topple this repressive regime
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Slow news day alert: ABC reports mountain climbers bag their own poop
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
'Saturday Night Live' new season begins this week; still unfunny
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British scientists discover world's funniest joke
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(PopCap)
 
 
 
New Popcap game in beta - Wordshark. Post feedback in comments
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(El Tiempo)
 
 
 
Huelga de Ladrones En Colombia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Wil Wheaton at 15th anniversary TNG convention
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
China would like a copy of Norway's 46 ft tall phallus statue made of naked people
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(news observer)
 
 
 
NC Legislators can't pass state budget, but have time to renumber highway to honor Dale Earnhardt
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(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange ass body pillow
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(Nascar.com)
 
 
 
Giant Carrot Top to appear in Nascar
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Prince Williams new room-mate is a half-naked girl. It's good to be the Prince
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Libertarian Senate candidate drank concoction that turned his skin permanently blue
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The King is on top of the music charts; not available for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More information about FarkFest '03 is now available
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Slurpees - What Lies Beneath?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Ten conference disciplines 4 football officials for crappy refereeing
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Britney flashes some ass in Italy. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(The Sporting News)
 
 
 
Hockey season starts in one week. Join Fark's official hockey league now. Name: Fark Hockey Fans Password: fark
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acclaim offers to pay for all speeding fines resulting from ad promotion of PS2 game
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Non-black delegates expelled from conference against racism
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(Some Factor)
 
 
 
If the US stopped sending our money and weapons to Israel, the Arabs would start another Holocaust
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Zealanders to put human DNA in cows, this time for scientific reasons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to host a sex party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's all watch from space as Hurricane Lili destroys Louisiana
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Quite possibly the hottest chick on the planet...at least until someone posts another boobie link tomorrow, proclaiming the same. Not entirely safe for work
 
(new orleans channel)
 
 
 
NZ man's definition of a perfect woman is someone who can mend a fence, change a tire and and stack hay bales
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Christian fashion gear. Be the first to own the world�s first genuine Bible Belt
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Savage Love: What do you do when you catch your daughter playing with your dildo?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man leaves pet turtle under running water for 18 months, costing landlord over $15,000 in water and electricity bills
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
American school system is actually conservative
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
PS Theme. PS a creature that just ain't quite right. Link goes to Australia's example
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Wed October 02, 2002
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dock workers plant fart machine under conference table at strike talks. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 Facts About U.S. Nuclear Weapons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists discover fatal gene mutation in Amish folk
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Real Life's Greg Dean not unreachable, he's "just Greg"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer to portray John Holmes in upcoming movie
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When giving order to sell millions of dollars worth of stock, be sure to enunciate
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(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Boing. Hottie collection for your afternoon break - not safe for work (duh.)
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(Grilled Cheese)
 
 
 
Still no answer from the editors mom - "Did she really have a grilled cheese every day?"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
USA to erase Iraq off the map
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Hooters (tm) site. Includes 3D boobies
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Suntan lotion manufacturer receives massive order from Dept. of Defense. Where might they need that?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
In the spirit of equal rights, women now marrying trophy husbands willing to stay home and watch kids
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Japanese supermarket gives refunds without proof of purchase. Word gets out via SMS. Hilarity ensues
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
PETA uses a fat bloated Elvis impersonator to show americans how fat they are
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wealthy farkers might want to look into this Playmate and Hottie dating agency
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Herd of cows adopts baby pig (with pic)
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Man steals alligator from putt-putt lagoon, takes it back to hotel -- again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ventura admonishes Minn. voters for not turning out at primary. Turns out he didn't make it there, either
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ozone hole getting smaller
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese cops steal money from immigrant to establish "Doughnut fund"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your laptop can become a beer fetching robot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If this link gets posted it proves that all posted fark articles are picked completely at random
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scolding kids just as harmful as hitting them, says study
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Cylinder shaped" object in carry-on shuts airport. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a cylinder shaped object
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
UPS sues to stop unwanted 'pop-up' ads on websites
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(Kuro5hin)
 
 
 
Things not to do after joyriding in a customer's car: 1) Write about it on the internet, 2) Include the license plate number
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Barbara Streisand is an idiot
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Psychologists say that online dating is good, in part because participants are more likely to reveal their true selves to others online than in conventional dating
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Waiting period for critical medical tests in Ontario up to 30 weeks
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces ads for Blue Screen of Death
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(Via BoozerNews.com)
 
 
 
Teachers group says hardest part of job is teaching on Mondays when kids are still drunk from weekends of boozing
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video of female police officer getting smacked by drunk driver on crosswalk. Bulletproof vest saves her life
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich to join cast of Fox News
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
CNN Headline News to get jiggy up in this beyatch to attract younger viewers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Nose goes for a walk in Russia
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(National Post)
 
 
 
High school students in Ontario may be able to get an 'alternate' diploma if they fail the literacy test
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
'Funny cat' trashes old lady's house
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(iWon)
 
 
 
"Rats ate my tax records" excuse frees woman from tax fraud charges
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
BAM. Emeril Lagasse and wife expecting first child. Obviously turned it up a notch
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scotland is going to be beaver central
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(Democrat & Chronicle)
 
 
 
College president who plagiarized freshmen welcoming speech announces his resignation
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(RatherGood)
 
Video
 
Viking kittens coming to attack!
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Chefs in New Mexico cook 10 foot enchilada. Local toilets brace for impact
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
AOL-TimeWarner-Disney
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(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
Contractor just a little upset about money owed to him. Hilarity ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Boy calls police to report grandma's food
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bomb found in cathedral wall
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop something lively into this meeting
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(dailyherald.com)
 
 
 
Move over, Christ: SprintPCS needs to put up a Cell Tower
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Blondes are safe from extinction. It was just a hoax
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone cut the lines on 13 Marine parachutes, forcing jumpers to use reserve chutes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chunks of ice the size of suitcases spontaneously fall from sky. As if we didn't have enough to worry about
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bush seeks UN support for "US does whatever it wants" plan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Retired Marine colonel has a few questions to ask his commander-in-chief about Iraq
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exquizitely-coifed Cuban
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Jack Chick takes on astrologers, witches and flaming tanker trailers
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(I want Media)
 
 
 
The Onion may start charging for content
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(theregister.uk)
 
 
 
Webmasters/IT workers beware: The new face of malicious code
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop Donny Osmond
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(AP)
 
 
 
Cops fired for passing around porn pic that they thought was of a co-worker
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Celebrity Mugshots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the cover of an Unlikely Presidential Biography. Link goes to a likely one.
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(Some monkeylover)
 
 
 
Ugly ass rare golden monkey born in zoo (with pic)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman goes from A cup to C cup breasts just by having boyfriend rub them
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
1980s World Wrestling Federation 'Thumb Wrestlers'. Yum
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Longest play in history of NFL occured during tonight's Monday Night Football game
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Tue October 01, 2002
(news-journalonline.com)
 
 
 
Boy attacked by bear, Dad pulls a Legolas
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(www.connpost.com)
 
 
 
Man forces woman off the road for using a cell phone. "I'm prejudiced against people who talk on cell phones while driving."
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
46 year old man beats his parents to death after he finds out he's adopted. Just wait 'till he learns about Santa Claus
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Forget CleanFlicks. Here's a company that *adds* boobies, profanity and extreme violence to your movies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grandma's cooking so bad, boy calls police
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
200 sacrificed fishermen found in Peru by archeologists.
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Retiree buys Harley, crashes within seconds on first ride
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What Can You Catch From Restrooms?
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sex attacker in prison is on hunger strike because he doesn't have a TV.
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(Flak Mag)
 
 
 
The Secret History of Fark
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(St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Father dies after shooting himself in the head during gun safety lesson
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man invents odorless toilets - tries to take all the fun out of pooping
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Soccer mum tries to flatten ex-husband and baby with her 4WD
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Mom's body found packed in cat litter in son's home
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Mmmm...canned seal curry
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ray Romano to end TV show, move on to movies. Coming soon to theaters: Nobody Watches Raymond
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Anti-DUI shuttle driver arrested for DUI
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Waiter, there's a fly in my syringe.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man returns from overseas to find he's legally dead
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Body builders invent new syndrome : muscular dysmorphia. Should have been dorkorphia.
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(South Wales)
 
 
 
Man smuggles 150 000 Guilders for Drugs down his shorts, Police arrest him after a brief search
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Seniors fight for right to keep on driving
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
A gentleman should be well versed in profanities
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Ivory Coast rebel supporters
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
5% of British dump partner before Christmas or Valentine's Day to avoid forking out for a gift
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker IRobot's girlfriend defying gravity
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(Starwars.com)
 
 
 
George Lucas shows us why full-screen sucks
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(Some Brit)
 
 
 
Turkish uranium was uh, 55 pounds, uh 70 grams, uh not uranium at all
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Let's turn that cross on top of your church into a cell phone antenna
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Womans large boobies may have suffocated her
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"I meditated in a cave for 12 years and now I'm here to tell you what's up"
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local Library)
 
 
 
Photoshop Sean Connery giving us some good advice
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(katu)
 
 
 
Cops sabotaging their own in car video cameras to avoid looking like they hang out at dunkin' donuts all day
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Show-and-tell nearly extinct because it might hurt children's feelings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Ozone Hole is getting smaller... But Leroy's Getting LARRRRRGER
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Is rap music art? Rap song about farting answers that question
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(orange-today.co)
 
 
 
Freak breaks world record by clipping 153 clothespins on his face (w/pic)
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man tries to bungee from bridge to passing cruise ship, bashes his melon on ship's tennis court
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(Some TV Guy)
 
 
 
TV sports babe in trouble for locker room antics
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Mon September 30, 2002
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kid crams acorn up his nose, hilarity ensues
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(The Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Think before you leap, man flies powered parachute into water...glub...glub...glub..
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(ClickOnDetroit)
 
 
 
Family's "pet" raccoon attacks baby in crib
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
"Cram school" operator arrested for trying to cram it into a 13 year old girl
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
Video
 
The new trailer for the Lord of the Rings comes out today on AOL only. AICN has the video for everyone else. AOL surrenders
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Man rappels off of city bridge trying to hitch a free ride on a cruise ship. Misses. Gets free ride on police boat.
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(Some depraved farkette)
 
Weeners
 
100 not safe for work pics for chicks. WEENERS.
 
(TBO)
 
 
 
Bank robber gets the loot, makes it out of bank, shoots self in the junk, gets hit by van, still makes successful escape.
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Cat shot through eye with horse dart tranquilizer roams neighborhood (with pics)
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The worst Freddy Krueger costume ever
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(Some guy with lice)
 
 
 
Tip of the Day: When trying to kill head lice with rubbing alcohol, do NOT light a cigarette
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(DPO)
 
 
 
Man's leg is found 7 miles from a hit and run accident
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Motel holds mans wheelchair ransom.
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Forged documents, public drinking, massive fistfights... Who knew midget football could be so exciting?
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(dayton daily news)
 
 
 
If you're going to turn on an electric pump to remove water from flooded basement, it's probably a good idea to wear shoes
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(Poynter.org)
 
 
 
Detective sends out Al Qaeda warning based on Onion story
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that shoe size and penis size are not linked. Cure for cancer not expected for 10 billion years
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Professional dog poop scooper has 300 customers
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Family refuses to cancel expensive wedding just because the groom was in a coma and got his brother to stand-in instead
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
False teeth to fake limbs, crazy things left behind in hotels
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman finds rubber glove in hamburger bun. Will now sue
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Truck driver leaves trail of smelly pizza waste along major highway. Hilarity ensues
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Toddler falls from a first-storey window, saved from injury by his fully-laden diaper
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
West Coast port closures may cancel Christmas.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strongbad E-Mail
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(Some Dysfunctional Woman)
 
 
 
British National Health Service to provide vibrators to women with sexual dysfunction.
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Bush orders Sharon to obey UN resolutions so US can gather support for breaking of UN resolutions to punish Saddam for breaking UN resolutions
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Photoshop Theme.. ways to smuggle weapons-grade Uranium .
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Randy Moss smokes ganja
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Madonna is actually quite shy
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Farker Chakalasp dares you to Photoshop him
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Photoshop a kid getting his tounge measured
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All settled in, Traficant runs again. Guard, guard, need more interns...
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The Corporate Mofo Guide to Off-The-Grid Urban Living
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Video system can redirect stray missiles
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Britney's little sis to be in TV commercial
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Drug addicts chained to a post at a local mosque for weeks on end in order to kick their habit
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