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Sun September 22, 2002
(Boca Raton News)
 
 
 
People looking for the perfect mate fell for the (almost) perfect scam
source: bocanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lonely farmer stages mass singles party. Hides sheep
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Search your state's unclaimed property database and see if you have some goodies waiting for you
source: unclaimed.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Zealand to start a giant wave of peace for the entire world on October 11th
source: globenet.free-online.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Get one extra herb at KFC if you order "extra biscuits"
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC hotel refuses to let Anna Nicole Smith stay for Fashion Week
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-Tyco Chief: Ice sculpture that sprayed vodka from its private parts saved company money
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian government plans to wipe small town of 500 off the map
source: thestar.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andy Roddick gets slapped around by another Frenchman in Davis Cup. US surrenders
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
William Rosenberg, founder of Dunkin' Donuts, dies
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News sites found to be the no.1 addicting time waster at work
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farkette)
 
 
 
Farkette insane_idoru is getting hitched. What should she do for her bachelorette party? Link goes to ideas (Voting enabled)
source: bachelorettepartyfun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Never mind obesity, it's the loneliness of the fast food eater that matters
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Having sex with a virgin doesn't cure AIDS
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(wabi.tv)
 
 
 
Only in Maine: Someone stole a bridge. Please give it back, it's our only one
source: wabi.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
IM, Nintendo and Bots: A Romance
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Famous people who wet the bed
source: wetbuster.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some rocker)
 
 
 
Survey says Ozzy Osbourne is a hell-raiser, Cliff Richard isn't. In other news, both may be musicians
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DandC.com)
 
 
 
"Umm, officer? I swear I haven't been drinking... I rolled my car off the road because I was trying to kill a spider."
source: democratandchronicle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Crocodile racing - Olympics may be interested
source: nottinghameveningpost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Teri Harrison - NOT Anne Nicole Smith.... not safe for work
 
(Richard's Realm)
 
Boobies
 
Oodles O' free boobies
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Food additives are giving Japanese women bigger boobies
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The number of fake boobies has doubled in the past 10 years
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some ape)
 
 
 
Bigfoot not spotted at convention (with faked pic)
source: derbyeveningtelegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Afghan village despises its post-Taliban governor--tries to elect U.S. soldier to replace him
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Iron Man)
 
 
 
British team clean-up at ironing competition
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bergen Record)
 
 
 
Girl undergoing chemotherapy not allowed to cover up head in school
source: bergen.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anarchist scavenger hunt in DC: 300 points for smashing a McDonalds
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jason Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob missing for 10 months now.
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sanmateotimes)
 
 
 
first Pacific sighting of Right whale calf in nearly 100 years
source: sanmateocountytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Mmm... naked men. (not safe for work)
source: homestead.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
101 year old cowgirl still rides her horse every day.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Photoshop Jackie Chan
source: i.imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Slammer)
 
Audio
 
When poetry doesn't suck, it's called "Spoken Word." This guy is farkin' hilarious
source: ernestcline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dorky little car is good for the environment
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(Some Art Bell Guy)
 
 
 
Site claims to have recorded sounds of Hell
source: lastdaywarriors.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Baseball team gives away free bobbleheads to fans - of summer intern
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Thieves and robbers may be given jobs carrying groceries to shoppers' cars
source: lincolnshireecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Clock-savvy PC wakes you up when YOU want
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Pro-American clandestine radio station is popular in Iraq, Iraqis concerned
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood trying to block edited boobieless movies
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Miss America
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Ugly Guy)
 
 
 
World's Ugliest Man Championships
source: epost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these venezuelan national guards removing demonstrators
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cholesterol-lowering drugs prescribed to over 15 million American's may have toxic side effects
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 21, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
13 pages of kitty killing digital images
 
(Forbes.com)
 
 
 
The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping really fast
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Gabrielle Reece (not safe for work)
source: famousbabes.com
 
(des moines register)
 
 
 
Iowa says that illiterate kids should get diplomas, because they might become doctors, policemen or maybe even President
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Hoosier)
 
 
 
Mom and son are OK after a ride in a funnel cloud. NOT Kansas
source: indystar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman nearly blinded when she got her eyelashes dyed at salon. Pictures
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farker)
 
Boobies
 
Anna Nicole Smith; The pre-Keiko years. not safe for work
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The first Extreme Ironing World Championships got under way in Germany today
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The rear end of Bum Week...not safe for work?
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman, 71, phones for help with pickle jar and gets sex chat line
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gloucestershire Echo)
 
 
 
Fanatic travelled 20 times around the world in a caravan
source: gloucestershireecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aberdeen Journal)
 
 
 
Web-savvy alarm clock wakes you up when it feels like it
source: pressandjournal.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Tom DeLay claims Democrats refuse to fight for peace, Ann Coulter claims the Democrats want to aid Al Qaida, Democrats claim that Ann Coulter should eat a sandwich sometime
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's about time. Casual dress codes are going away. Back to a more formal and professional look
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Space Station crew to be increased to more than 3, escape craft only holds 3, Astronauts surrender
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(washtimes.com)
 
 
 
Bush considering pre-emptive military strike against Hurricane Isidore
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Woman actually fell for the Nigerian bank transfer scam. And she embezzled millions from her business to help expedite the process
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The latest buzz... Aldrin will not be charged for trying to knock some sense into idiot filmmaker
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(me)
 
 
 
Loops apparently are things that groups of people share in common. Waste some time learning meaningless info. Hey, it's Saturday
source: who2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Three different teachers have sex with two pupils at same school in three years - enroll me now.
source: thesentinel.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Week in Chess)
 
 
 
Garry Kasparov gets beaten at chess by a girl
source: chesscenter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Hollywood finally has an interesting idea! (What's your favorite urban legend?)(with trailer)
source: drillteammedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Monk caught selling speed
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(b00b d00d)
 
Boobies
 
More nice boobies found. French kittens surrender
 
(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Family's TV picks up space alien porn
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New radio system allows drivers of hushed modern vehicles to enjoy the throaty engine sounds of classic cars, all in synch with your driving
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Gardener grows gourd as tall as he is (with pic)
source: leicestermercury.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Colin Powells new secret move
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman nearly dies from paper cut. Yes a paper cut
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Evening Post)
 
 
 
In the name of tradition, please leave your underwear at home
source: nottinghameveningpost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Sailor)
 
 
 
Sailor survives three weeks floating on a broken motorboat in the Baltic Sea
source: nottinghameveningpost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mariners Coach Lou Piniella getting really, really mad
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Speed metal band dresses like geeks and sings about famous authors. Metal for the Librarians. (with pic)
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(InternetNews)
 
 
 
20% say internet an essential part of their life. 80% seemingly haven't found FARK yet.
source: internetnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
First Miss America with a disablity hears for the first time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop Marilyn Manson at his art exhibit, "The Golden Age of Grotesque"
source: wwwi.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Famous people in neck braces.
source: nbak.tierranet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
International Space Station of little use as science laboratory
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Sheriffs catch dead woman, think it's a hood orniment, haul corpse around town for all to see
source: bisbeeobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Chicago Asshat Sr. documented on The Smoking Gun
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Happy 68th Birthday, Sophia Loren. (1 not safe for work pic in Gallery)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(lagmonster.org)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Windows error message. Link goes to example.
source: lagmonster.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Idiot spills coffee on bank certificate worth $1 million, ruining it
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Soccer team sells player for prawns. Now looking to trade for lemons
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 20, 2002
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
74 year old grandfather who was busted cultivating marijuana on curfew, unless he has to babysit the grandkids
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For you Carson fans: a collection of Carnac routines
source: students.missouri.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Pain costs US businesses $100 billion annually. Land of the pansies, home of the whiners
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some road rage person)
 
 
 
Maryland town uses stick figures to slow down traffic. Lithuanian cardboard cops surrender.
source: twincities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Air marshall freaks out, handcuffs brown guy in first class. Turns out to be former U.S. Army major
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
German army bans battlefield sex
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Lampoon)
 
 
 
Boy paints stripes on body, sleeps with dead racoon's, and calls himself the cat master. Grows up and gets arrested for fornicating with a chicken
source: nationallampoon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What a wacky state. Kentucky governor may face sexual harrasment charge. Nothing says I love you like 400 phone calls
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Married couple, 97 and 99, to celebrate 75 years together
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(sfgate.com)
 
 
 
Mcdonald's stock keeps going down, doo-dah, doo-dah. Could Ninja Burger be involved? All the doo-dah-day
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some grain lover)
 
 
 
Canadian decides grain elevators are worth preserving - now living on roof of 100ft one with frost on his head
source: derbyeveningtelegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: SA Goons up product placement ads with hilarious results
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stray dogs used as mobile billboards in Russian city.
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Edmonton males just didn't have the balls to audition for the Puppetry of the Penis theatre
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Child-beating woman captured on videotape. Help track her down
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some swimmer)
 
 
 
Coastguard launches air and sea search for man after suitcase found, man discovers suitcase missing and asks police to launch air and sea search for it
source: swep.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Keep this in mind next time you engage in a little one-handed typing..
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
'Virgin birth' of three sharks leaves experts puzzled, thinking it may have farked itself
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
Mom? I met this guy on the internet, could I get a ride to a motel to meet him? Great, thanks.
source: wmtw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Johnny Carson has emphysema. Farkers, ask your grandparents who Johnny Carson was
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FARK)
 
 
 
Our image server is being a little grumpy. We know about it. We're working on it. Use your imagination and pretend you can see the pretty pictures
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Man dies after spending 25 years in bus shelter. Bus pulls in 5 minutes later
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Magpie steals and eats Dutch man's artificial toe
source: gloucestercitizen.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(centralmaine.com)
 
 
 
Woman gets OUI while picking up summons for OUI, (or DWI or whatever you call it.)
source: centralmaine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
U.S. record spotty in ousting dictators, capturing enemies but exceptional in shagging interns
source: dailyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
New reality show - "American Candidate" - winner gets to be President
source: drudgereport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Red X)
 
 
 
Still using photoisland? STOP! Your pictures won't show up due to their recently applied account limitations. Find someplace else to stick your pics. Link goes to a good alternative
source: picturestage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
France jumps ahead of California as world's 5th largest economy, retracts surrender
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chortler)
 
 
 
Fisher-Price wins Florida ballot design contract
source: chortler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Enumerator)
 
 
 
Neat interactive census data for the entire US
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Disney decides Snow White needs updating with martial arts angle - new dwarf
source: thesentinel.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop the meteorite that supposedly "prooves" there was life on Mars. (Difficulty=Hard)
source: www-curator.jsc.nasa.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Research concludes married couples share the same diseases, may be related to living together.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two Chicago assclowns attack Royals coach, Royals charge out of the dugout and beat both of them up
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ostrich chariot races (with pic, vicious puns)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(thegrue)
 
 
 
Photoshop more graffiti on this brick wall
source: speakeasy.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Woman finds glass and hair in her wounds 6 months after she was stitched up
source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Wanker)
 
 
 
After defeating the Libyans in 1300 BC, King Menephta returned to Egypt with over 13,000 amputated peepees
source: world-sex-records.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dept Of Redundancy Dept)
 
 
 
PLEASE Photoshop my last day as a bachelor (pic of ringless finger)
source: bidzcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Scientists film the crab nebula. Astronomy is running out of ideas. (with link to pics, video)
source: ctv.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate passes bill authorizing U.S. Boxing Association, would license all fights and get rid of WBC, IBF and WBA
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Toque)
 
 
 
Doggy poo disposal
source: thetoque.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Porky)
 
 
 
PETA threatens violence at church pig roast
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RTCC)
 
 
 
To honor the end of another terrible Cubs' season, and thank our visitors, we're throwing a party highlighted by a charity raffle, live music, a juggler and, oh yeah, free beer
source: rightfieldsucks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hand held laser-guided bolt-action aluminum potato rifle
source: spudtech.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Bookcovers to the thinnest books ever printed. (link goes to fark)
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 19, 2002
(Courier Journal)
 
 
 
Mennonites foreced to install plumbing
source: courier-journal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AcadianaNow.com)
 
 
 
Dumbass uses live shotgun shells as part of student art project. Hilarity ensues
source: acadiananow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Teacher sexually assaults student, twenty years later student becomes a cop and busts teacher for molesting her
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Star Ledger)
 
 
 
College student sits in 55-gallon drum of chili for 30 minutes
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gal)
 
Weeners
 
Bum week continues.. this time for Farkettes... pics of Jean Claude Van Damme's muscle bum (not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 15 richest people that don't exist
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Lenin knows what luxurious toiletry is
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Remember Daisy, the dog who was doused with gas and set on fire, is finally out of the hospital and in a foster home
source: dfw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Out-Of-Body experiences are just your brain under stress. The Pope surrenders
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brits to knight Alan Greenspan. Tony Blair really kissing Bush's butt now
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Taking the pirate thing a little too far: Mutiny on the Ivory Coast. Arrrr
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Fisherman reels in Peeping Tom with fishing line
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Horse diapers cause chafing, reduce movement, and don't stop the 5th leg from appearing
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
All in the family: Prison mistakenly releases son rather than father
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More Brits kill themselves when Conservatives are in office
source: politics.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
A beer or two lowers driving skills
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Bob Hayes dies. The only man to win an Olympic Gold medal and a Super Bowl ring
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Obese thief avoids getting sent to prison because he is fat
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Armed robber caught becuase he had dog poo on his shoe. Lassie trying to take the credit
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man cuts off his own, uh, twigs and berries
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Panhandler)
 
 
 
British healthcare is so bad that patients have to carry own bedpans
source: eveningexpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cause of death: Frozen chickens
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wall Climber)
 
 
 
Gving babies sticky velcro mittens helps them develop faster
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Putin, photos, and pornography
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling wins plagiarism case, plans to celebrate alone at home with her Nimbus 2000
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(news-press.com)
 
 
 
Toll-booth video shows terrorist suspects paid toll after all. Still no formal charges against them--if required, trial to be held in Salem, MA
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(DCS)
 
 
 
CNet needs money, Download.com going pay-for-placement
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(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
Finger lickin' good: Jar of preserved fingertips wins national award
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese police puzzled over garbage bags of womens' clothing. Domo-kun brought in for questioning..
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(Some Dog Lover)
 
 
 
Owners to charter �200-an-hour plane to find lost dog (with pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arrrrgh. Talk like a pirate day has arrived. Get a pirate name
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(AP)
 
 
 
You know what's really cute? When animals adopt other animals of a different species
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Godfather of Soul, James Brown, being sued by daughters who claim they co-wrote songs with dad, when they were 3 and 6 yrs old...
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(House of Ronald)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely McPlayground equipment
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(snopes)
 
 
 
The Evian/niave myth explained
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sweden wants to have more sex, wants to broadcast porn on Saturdays nationwide
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Behold the power of Fark. 'Save Farscape' movement reported by CNN
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
September 11 white pigeons were bought from a poultry shop. Most couldn't fly properly
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention fornicators: Multiple Sclerosis may be sexually transmitted disease
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
400 sets of boobies, need I say more?
source: web.genie.it
 
(Miss Piggie)
 
 
 
Town to celebrate 250th birthday by making a 1-ton ham biscuit. Pigs protest: "Four legs good, two legs bad."
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
85-year old woman lays an ass-whooping to would-be theif
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Cops shoot man holding boxcutters 16 times when he refuses to leave burning car
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rockefeller Center statue of WTC victim hitting the pavement face-first is disturbing the public
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Canadian man goes berserk, pulls out bull whip in strip club, whips and bites exoyic dancer then smashes bottle over bouncers head
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(Google)
 
 
 
Guess what pops up when you type "Go to hell" on Google..
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(Kremit)
 
 
 
Photoshop a screencap of Drew on The Screen Savers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
American Idol winner's single one of the fastest selling in recent years. Set the timer to 15 minutes
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Cops asked to give up doughnuts for Big Macs & fries
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another teacher takes tape to another chatterbox kid
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You need to make $21.14 an hour to rent a two bedroom home in Massachusetts(with state by state list)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who had legs amputated while he slept now has his house broken into, finds it difficult to run after the burglars
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(FARK)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: FARK cliche party. Link goes to Domo Kun
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Wed September 18, 2002
(News12.com)
 
 
 
Long Island town is trying to keep pr0n out of churches
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(AP)
 
 
 
Country Bob's 300lb. fiberglass boot walks off, seemingly under own power
source: fox35wofl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
The Sun presents: Day 4 of Bum Week (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The high tech world of food packaging
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Celebs create bridge of bras for breast cancer
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
M.U.S.C.L.E. - the Nintendo game, not the little pink toys
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Man calls cops, starts shooting at them when they arrive thinking they are burglars
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Canine is first pet dog in U.S. to die of West Nile Virus
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A bunch of scientists do something nobody understands with antimatter. Still no cure for cancer
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(iWon)
 
 
 
Munich's Oktoberfest has mural depicting WTC towers on fire. German officials not amused
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
The Sun will explode in less than 6 years
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(Some Guy who wants money)
 
 
 
Near Earth Objects could accidentally trigger nuclear war
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(News-Press)
 
 
 
11-year-old special-ed student expelled from school for impersonating his cousin to get his cousin's Ritalin from school clinic; 11-year-old says cousin made him do it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you type in xxxhardcoreporn, what do you expect to get? (SFW)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
128 million year old bunny rabbit found in China
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(Some three minute warner)
 
 
 
Talking electrical plugs will warn of Armageddon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
AA is No.1 place to meet female millionaires.
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(Science News Daily)
 
 
 
Study discovers why men are more hot headed than women
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No such thing as a free ride, NC kids have to pay for the gas on field trips
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drew is an Aquarius, Wil is a Leo. What sign are you baby?
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(GM Today)
 
 
 
16 year old�s visit to the courthouse end in arrest over her crack hairstyle
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Clerk wins lottery with ticket customer rejected
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
George W. Bush is Prince William's 17th cousin
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some cannibal)
 
 
 
Journalist interviews Nigerian teacher, teacher bites off journalist's eyebrow and swallows it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LPGA member Christie Kerr loses 55 lbs, becomes a hottie, and has best season of her career
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(Some Wordsmith)
 
 
 
100 Words Every High School Grad Should Know. Don't Be Supercilious, Persue This Lexicon
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(Some Teacher)
 
 
 
Bush administration removing files from ed.gov websites that don't mesh with their opinions
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(post-dispatch.com)
 
 
 
'Rumors' of cheerleaders being drunk at pre-season high school football game lead to $3 million lawsuit
source: home.post-dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thief hijacks plane, flies around for 90 minutes, lands on freeway, police fail to arrest him
source: nottinghameveningpost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(arcataeye)
 
 
 
The ephemeral symmetry of he-said, she-said
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(HearldNet)
 
 
 
"Missing" kid found 3 doors down playing Nintendo
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cavaties may be contagious
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this swinging kid
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(Kittyland)
 
 
 
Photoshop the mysterious box of biscuits I bought today
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Leave it to Canadians to invent the 1/60th of a second subliminal commercial
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Train passengers horrified when they realize man chasing moving train is the engineer
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jack Welch's original list of benefits from GE
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Coke could be better for you than wholemeal bread or potatoes
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
The Voice of Resistance: An Exclusive PRAVDA.Ru Interview With Hezbollah
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Sewer crew thankful for bureaucracy and red-tape after hitting gas pipe that would have had gas flowing through it if not for the red tape and bureaucracy
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(CBS)
 
 
 
Extremely loud, quarter-sized frogs invade Maui. Officials consider croaking them with lethal doses of coffee
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(sptimes.com)
 
 
 
Murderer asks to be "temporarily" released from jail to donate bone marrow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates wife has baby. Dude you're getting Adelle....
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Sexy workmen. bare-chested, but safe for work. Somehow no sexy webmasters made the list.
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Peeing-boy statue at mall creates stream of controversy (with pic)
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(some girl)
 
 
 
Michealangelo's David gets a bath
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moron arrested after robbing same store 7 times
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man builds house shaped like a naked woman, sleeps in a boob. (pics pretty safe for work, but contains houseboobies)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Verne "Mini-me" Troyer actor to lead world's largest Chicken Dance and Kazoo Band
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Heidi Klum �bergallery (not safe for work)
source: absolutely.net
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Corruption in Russian MTV
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians copying Americans again: West Nile hits Mississauga, Ontario
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ad jingle makes it into the music charts
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Ali Landry Gallery
source: terra.es
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trailer park bids for historic status
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(Some Artist)
 
 
 
"Artist" puts picture of penis onto crucifix - now faces blasphemy charges (with pic)
source: courier.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 17, 2002
(Some trainer)
 
 
 
Female trainer rescues Russell 'toughguy' Crowe from getting his butt kicked
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare Parrots Throw off Cat Food Names
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anyone know where to get some cheap tiger insurance? If not, want a free tiger?
source: greenvilleonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL puts uniform policy above and beyond honoring Johnny Unitas.
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jack Welch asks GE to cut his package. Male investors wince at the thought
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Chick)
 
Weeners
 
2 not safe for work weeners galleries
source: sexratz.com
 
(Some cop)
 
 
 
Burglar gets conscience, tips off dumbass cops about himself, despairs when they don't arrest him, gives himself up
source: nottinghameveningpost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists find gene that gives sheep "muscular, oversized buttocks"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pittsburgh Post Gazette)
 
 
 
Caravan of giant cash stuffed, cookie tossin, pink pigs protesting pork barrel military spending, now touring country. With pic.
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(Some Terrorist)
 
 
 
Germans selling lighters shaped liked Twin Towers with Osama picture between them
source: leicestermercury.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Notre Dame College finally becomes coed. Men allowed to play on women's sports teams
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hailed as the new Macarena, the Ketchup dance could be the stupidest dance ever.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Woman in car hits cow. Now suing as there were no signs to warn her. "Warning. Dangerous cow in area" signs coming soon.
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(Local6)
 
 
 
3-year-old left on school bus for 5 hours
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
It's back to dropping the soap for pleasure: court of appeals rules no porn on miltiary bases
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Survey: Schoolchildren spend money on cigarettes and sweets. In other news, they also watch TV
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Rugby player discovers rival's tooth in his arm one month after match
source: sport.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
The best of Fark... Tonight on TechTV.
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(Nature.com)
 
 
 
Scientists are silly: Mutation gives sheep beautiful buttocks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Group vows to unleash snakes in movie theatres
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students say they didn't know they needed to bring pens and paper to school, get kicked out
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(toledoblade.com)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali's daughter attends the Winona Ryder School of Notoriety.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark featured on Floriduh news channel, hilarity insues, or something..
source: baynews9.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bristol Post)
 
 
 
Dumbass mums have big fat kids, doo dah, doo dah, tell us something we don't know, oh de do dah day
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(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man gets his driver's license renewed at age 100. Now he's set until he's 106
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop a dead president mocking heroes locked in a box
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Read the "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter" that inspired the ABC show
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lousy screenwriter signed on to adapt "Hitchhikers Guide" for the big screen
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada inches closer to becoming 51st State
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush Launches Operation 'Shut-Your-Piehole' Against European Leaders
source: bobfromaccounting.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Cops set up prostitution sting. One cop doesn't get the word, offers a sawbuck for some tonsil hockey. Hillarity ensues.
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP News)
 
 
 
Fire up the grill for E. Coli burgers
source: wtopnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Redskins stunk last night? Nah, more like cops using pepper spray on Monday Night Football fighting fans
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just in from the 'Panicky Parents' desk - give your daughter a mobile phone and a paedophile will fark her
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dead Californian jumps a Delta plane to Greece, runs into Drew and Jeff's luggage
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
You may now kiss the bride. hey...hey.. HEY
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Buffalo Five are all registered Democrats
source: rushlimbaugh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
That misbehaving dog is only acting up because Pluto's moon is out alignment
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
McDonald's and Intel sign endorsement deals that will see their products available for 'purchase' in the 'Sims Online' computer game
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Sober Jewish Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists say genes, not religion, stop Jews becoming alcoholics
source: leicestermercury.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientific explination why cold pizza tastes so good.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(God)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Jesus
source: invitation.to   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The dark side of drinking Coke
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Dutch Cricketer
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
More crazy record covers from yesteryear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida scare raises questions about TIPS
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Italian funeral home making the afterlife more tempting by using bikini-clad women to sell its coffins
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man dies in collision with hay wagon
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
It is now okay for a bride to walk down the aisle knocked up
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
The Sun presents: Day 2 of Bum Week (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're Screwed Either Way; Cigarettes and Coffee Prevent Parkinsons
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some God)
 
 
 
Thousands in Thailand are worshipping puddle shaped like Buddha's footprint - frog in charge of crowd control
source: thesentinel.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Watches, teeth whitening, and a vacuum: the contents of the Emmy gift bags
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these bicyclists
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 16, 2002
(Columbus)
 
 
 
Photoshop This man's dream for a Christian Theme Park
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mutant food products to be on shelves next year. On the plus side, the 8 legged chicken is a dream come true for drumstick lovers
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(allafrica.com)
 
 
 
Woman sentenced to hanging for making a penis disappear. We're not talking about 100 million year old fossil wangage either.
source: allafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Postal worker's incompetence leads to wedding.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trading boobie pics just got easier: porn company makes bid for napster assets. (heh, heh... assets)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New Strong Bad Email... Action Figures...
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraq unconditionally allows inspectors, Bush craps pants
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Public Opinion Poll Ranks 10 Best And Worst Voices in America - Best voice: James Earl Jones, Worst voice: Mike Tyson
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The State-Journal Register)
 
 
 
Man wins motorcycle in state lottery, only to crash into tree days later
source: sj-r.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Pic and video of world's oldest living person. She looks like Yoda.
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Horny Composer)
 
 
 
Composer wants to stage sex musical of Clinton and Lewinsky based in the Kremlin
source: leicestermercury.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
To prevent pre-release piracy, labels offer reviewers glued-shut cd players
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Drunken woman nearly freezes herself to death last winter with her pants down, sues cab driver and city for not making sure she was safely inside her house
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 24)
 
 
 
Woman addicted to eating sand
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canoeist takes 23 years to paddle around Japan
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Local6)
 
Video
 
Giant hornet's nest terrorizes neighborhood (with pic)
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(www.gazeta.ru)
 
 
 
Man throws grenade, dog retrieves grenade, dog/man explosion ensues
source: gazeta.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Average American tells 26 lies a day. By the way, that shirt looks great on you
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to floor it to get away from a cop who pulls you over, make sure there are no parked cars in front of you first
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Sanity tests for politcians are being proposed in Argentina
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(news net)
 
 
 
Man severs hand, places it in the freezer, then drives himself to hospital without it
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Lions lose another game, doo dah, doo dah. They suck ass; it's such a shame, oh de do dah day
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Why MapQuest sucks
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Detroit ranks number one. For syphilis.
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Copies of your butt not the only thing copy machines can spread
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World's oldest living person celebrates 115th birthday by sleeping in
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to release rap album "Songs in the Key of Poop"
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Gardening buffs in the buff for calendar. "Wearing nothing but smiles, jewelry, shoes, and bug spray." Age ranges from 39 to 78
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Traffic warden gives undertaker ticket for parking hearse outside church for funeral
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School district no longer requires that children with head lice to stay home, and in fact encourages them to come to school anyway. Wrapping these kids' heads in plastic bags while there also strongly discouraged
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Internet is an integral part of college life. Beer still it's lifeblood
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Congress not getting the most basic job done
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Was Bush 'with God or against Him' on 9/11?
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Oslo Fark Party tonight at Stopp Pressen. Stockholm Fark Party tomorrow at Kvarnen. Delta lost Drew and Jeff's luggage, it's been to France already
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Shrunken head with pony tail looked after by man who also has pony tail kills pheasant (with pic)
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Man sets record for catching grapes in his mouth
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Why streetlights go out when you pass under them
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Film censors get combat pay for watching porn
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The Loaf : It's What's For Dinner
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Advertising in your pizza crust is coming soon
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Beer-throwing fans highlight Sex Pistol concert
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man sets condom swallowing record
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A lightning bolt strikes a home, doo-dah, doo-dah; all their toys begin to roam, Oh, de doo-dah day
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America spells "oops" K-R-A-F-T
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New moon (or space junk) to slam into old moon. All your moon are belong to us.
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Animals like to catch a buzz too
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Wacky things happen in Florida
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Photoshop this sprinter after breaking the world record
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Telepathic animal interpreter has spoken to Keiko. He has an itchy back.
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Welcome to the world of professional Cheese Racing.
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The Sun presents: Bum Week (not safe for work)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 16
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Ten fanatics watch 70 episodes of The Simpsons back-to-back for charity
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US refusing to pay British road toll for it's embassy staff
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Judge writes herself threatening letters in order to keep her bodyguards
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