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Sun September 15, 2002
(eveningtimes.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk thief breaks car window and tries to fit through it. Gets stuck
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
A Devil Rays player found Jesus and now wants the team to drop "Devil" from its nickname
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(London Press)
 
 
 
Woman chews diabetics pills for him, spits them into his mouth, saves life
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(Maine Today)
 
 
 
Mainers send a thousand pounds of lobsters and sixteen kegs of beer to the ground zero heroes
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(orange-today.co.uk)
 
 
 
Village which is populated by hundreds of thieves has been cordoned off by police.
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Mr. T : The Cereal
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The wildest drunks in film history
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Cola wars spilling onto the Mall landscape
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In an effort to rid themselves of the bad home-field karma the Jets opted to wear the same uniforms they wear on the road, white jerseys and white pants.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drunk mom takes Winnebago for spin in Brooklyn. Hilarity ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hundreds turn out for Japan's 9th annual paper airplane competition
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Tree climbers vie for international championships
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Iraq could have three nuclear bombs. Or they could be stuck looking at the instructions for "How to make an A-Bomb". Whichever
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(Some Vampire)
 
 
 
Clove me do - sex starved garlic addict looks for man to satisfy her
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(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Why do I see sparks when I cough with my eyes closed?
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
A look at great drunk movie characters (Sadly, Drew's home movies are ineligible)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Governor Jesse Ventura pledges that he won't be used by Castro while visiting Cuba, plans to challenge Castro to a revenge match in a 15 foot steel cage if Castro betrays him
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(orange-today.co.uk)
 
 
 
Australian sheep counting champion crowned
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Students participate in duct tape challenge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buy your bling bling and ice gear here homie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova loses in Final of Shanghai Open
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's a brand new Beatles song, doo dah, doo dah. It's only fourteen minutes long, oh de doo dah day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chubby dog falls into combine harvester - saved by rolls of fat
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(Some jealous guy)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew seeks to boldly go where, er, several men, have been before - dates Star Trek star
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(Some Limeys)
 
 
 
Farkmeet Sept 14th: "The One Where Fark has more hits than CNN". Post up *links* to your pictures. Link goes to some London meet pix with Drew & Jeff in attendance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Zeke the Wonder Dog
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(Penguin Books)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Create your own "Mr. Men" book
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I'm not dead yet." WTC list read aloud on Wednesday includes alive peoples
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Osama is dead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Bill McBride celebrating
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Thief attempts to rob pizza place only to be whacked repeadedly with a pizza paddle. Police looking for suspect with a really large bump on his head
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
College football's biggest prize the Heisman Trophy has changed its name. The award was renamed "The Heisman Trophy presented by Suzuki."
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(Some gold digger)
 
 
 
Russians plumbing for gold in sewers
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(AP)
 
 
 
Models wearing nooses and hoods cause uproar at Madrid fashion show (with pictures)
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Sat September 14, 2002
(Uuser Friendly)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton's Adventures in Online comic continue
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Threatening note found in portable toilet halts Senior PGA Tournament
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Cannabis growing resumes in Afghanistan
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
No cure for cancer, but new study gives rules to prevent cancer.... beer is bad, obesity is bad and lots of fruit and veggies are good
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(wlwt.com)
 
 
 
OH: Suspicious man in building asked what he was doing. Answer: "I'm installing a bomb."
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ass-backwards and other spacey slang added to Shorter Oxford English Dictionary
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Keith Richards jealous that Mick Jagger was knighted. Threatened to pull out of tour.
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Fugitive cows now inhabiting county park. Bow hunting season in that park starts today. Uh-oh
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of cute kittens? Then head over to the Meankitty Gallery. It's full of mean kittens
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(miami.com)
 
 
 
TV newspeople got a lot of stuff wrong reporting on yesterday's terror bomb scare
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Corpse scares off burglars trying to ransack funeral parlour
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Partying men vs. 26,000 volts. Turns out it isn't just the amps that get you
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
One in three Italian men are unhappy with the size of their penis
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(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Drunk driver has to pay for repairs of breath-test machine after he peed on it
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Police officer fired after manhandling bound suspect, and then flexing
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(Some b00b d00d)
 
Boobies
 
19 pages of boobies found. France surrenders
 
(Insomniac)
 
 
 
Man goes to bed because his legs hurt � wakes up a week later to find them amputated
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Scientists debate link between roller coasters and brain injuries
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(Some Broke Guy)
 
 
 
Wife spends more than of half of her husband's salary on sex toys, husband asks for divorce
source: westpress.co.uk
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chelsea makes People magazines best dressed list. Hillary makes worst list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
private company gets ok from US to land on moon
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dial M for moron
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(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Ummmmmm...boobies
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hissing Cockroaches are sooooo last week, Thais now crazy for venomous Octopi
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Tell me again, which one is the real gun and which one is the stun gun?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan with mystery papers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you like eating glow sticks, but were worried they were bad for you, fear no more.
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(Beer.com)
 
 
 
The best beer films of all time
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sick owl must use inhaler (pic)
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Coordinator of 9/11attacks arrested in Pakistan, in U.S. custody
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(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
Greek fugitive eludes police by hiding on nudist beach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this map showing where the terror supects travelled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Washington Monument with helicopters flying overhead
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(The Toque)
 
 
 
Zoo opens gargoyle exhibit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: in Celebrities's Nightmares
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
School Board Praises Teacher for Showing Porn Film to Class
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Fri September 13, 2002
(AP)
 
 
 
Everyone thrilled that Giuliani gave up his comb-over
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(AP)
 
 
 
Mexico city cops to wear sombreros and mariachi suits - will they carry guitar cases full of guns?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian to US: Don't worry, we think the PM's an asshat, too
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Giant art banner at Ground Zero donated and painted by Yakov Smirnov
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
100 million year old penis found. Anna Nicole Smith is aroused
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British doctors may now fill out a prescription for golf if patient feels under par
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study shows bicycle handlebars bad for kids guts
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal secret of perfect crumpets. Still no cure for cancer
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta restaurant's eggplant parmigiana "guaranteed" to induce labor in pregnant women
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Animal control looking for brown dog
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Most women's "Mr Perfect" features Brad Pitt and George Clooney, "Mr Sleaze" features Bill Clinton
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Good news: Runaway dog found. Bad news: Runaway python found the dog first
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(Some Naked Guy)
 
 
 
Naked man yells at diners in a seafood restaurant, then wraps self in Saran Wrap for freshness
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida Interstate bomb scare was a gag
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(AP)
 
 
 
ugly ass baby orangutan born in Chicago makes public debut (with pic)
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Massive recession to occur when the US attacks Iraq
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Leahy (Vt.) thinks West Nile virus terrorist plot; also suspicious of corporate takeover of Ben and Jerry's
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Bonsai car crashes - is it art? (with link to website)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Plane diverted because woman had to puke
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(Bernie)
 
 
 
al-Qaeda releases new video of Bin Laden's vacation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Wheaton saga continues at userfriendly
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Journalist becomes rapper's slave for interview
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House loses tree to squirrels, fark cliche surrenders
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
House to ban sex with interns, unless the intern is someone else's
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rodney Dangerfield tokes up in hospital
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(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Canadian PM says 9/11 attacks due to 'arrogance and selfishness' of Western society
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Professor uses a form of MRI scans on wine bottles to see if they're bad before opening the bottle
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Circus Posters
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
For the overweight alcoholic trying to stick to their Atkins Diet: Low-carb Michelob Ultra
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Georgia waitress foils terrorist plot to bomb Miami
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Candidate hocks loogee on radio host, then thinks it would be good idea to drop out of race
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(Some Guy in a hockey mask)
 
 
 
History of Friday the 13th superstition
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Friday The 13 Lucky For Students At Colgate University
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Beijing removes ugly statues - fat mermaid top of the list
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Supervisor blames squirrel for death of electricity repair man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
General to soldiers in Afghanistan : Get a Shave, ya bums
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Legal pot in Canada will lead to tighter borders says U.S. drug czar
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two-headed turtle found in Florida (with pic)
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(FightingArts.com)
 
 
 
Martial Arts Techniques to Use Against Hijackers, Part I
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New $600-a-pound Kopi Luwak coffee is made from cat poop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clinton rolls out his new web site. Anyone find the nudie galery yet?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Winona Ryder trial date to be set just as soon as Judge finds out whole stole his robe
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 10 signs that you're a geek? (do-dah do-dah) Time to make our own damn list (all of the do-dah day...)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Italian toilets to be named for World Cup referee
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(Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Today's lesson is: Don't make fun of white trash junkies at gas stations
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(met-office.gov.uk)
 
 
 
Photoshop these paper dolls
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(Some Airliner)
 
 
 
Photoshop a paint scheme for Southwest's airliner honoring your home state or country
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(sun-sentinel.com)
 
 
 
Man caught at airport with knife in shoe. Says he needed it to spread mayo on sandwich. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Italian)
 
Boobies
 
The Mother Lode (not safe for work)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To mark a new season of The Sopranos, photoshop this canoli eating contest
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Unidentified hairs may be those of the "Yeti"
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Yes, He-Man and Skeletor had drivers licenses
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The current climate of grocery store toy vending machines, exposed
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Thu September 12, 2002
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Nick Nolte's mugshot
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(BBC)
 
 
 
South Korea's president likes to eat "Instant Noodles". Aide fired for telling the world this oh so important state secret
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of a British Tourist helping out the USA military against the Chinese Army
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Pearl jam to include Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chocolate shortage on the way. Buy it while you can
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(some spear chucker)
 
 
 
Spear Tossing game found to be more addictive than crack
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(nylottery.org)
 
 
 
14,878 people won the New York Lottery pick 3 last night (with 9-1-1)
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Burger Blues: McDonald's stock shares hit 7-year low
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukranian scrap worker accidently fires 60 year old howitzer. France surrenders
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop leapin' German soccer players
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(CNN)
 
 
 
MSDonkey Kong
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
The FBI's new toy 'Magic Lantern' makes 'Carnivore' look vegan.
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Iraq: musical chairs
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(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Scientists uses satellite technology for ten years to discover that sharks dive deep and swim a long way. Still no cure for cancer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Failed board games
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Man found guilty of manslaughter after stabbing burglar that was ROBBING HIS HOUSE.
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(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Computer "expert" leaves child porn as wallpaper on pc - surprised when police catch him
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(Wired)
 
 
 
14,000 Warcraft III players banned from playing; told to get lives
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Video
 
9/11 NY Lottery Drawing
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Video of the 9/11 NY Lottery Drawing
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two thirds of New Zealand students unable to locate own country on world map. Finding sheep not a problem.
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(IllMitch.com)
 
 
 
Hello to rap fans, I am ILL Mitch. I come from Russia to America now I am free to do 3 favorite things. These are rap and ride on my skateboard and hit my boxing bag. But most favorite thing is rap
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Cincinnati-Northern Kentucky airport evacuated
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(Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Kudzu Godzilla found in North Carolina. Just another day in Mississippi reporting
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"What can I do for peace?" you've asked yourself. Now there is an answer.
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(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Mother's personality dictates sex of babies
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
11 year old steals car at 2 a.m., speeds recklessly through town, runs red lights, drives through fields. Caught and sent home to his parents because he can't be charged
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(Weekly World News)
 
 
 
Lead singers of The Phlegm Puppies has a list of 19,000 people who downloaded his songs and is going to sue each one
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(AP)
 
 
 
Chinese lift ban on Google. Were unable to find anything with ban in place
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Internet enlisted to settle longstanding debate of "Pop" vs. "Soda" vs "Coke"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons CB Ray Buchanan claims he didn't know he was taking those banned steroids
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
House fire blamed on trash-loving dog
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(The Age)
 
 
 
Carry your mobile in your pocket? Worried the radiation might fry your nads? Worry no more with new anti radiation pants
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan Gov. vows to protect 390,000 acres of pristine forest by selling it to a timber company
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientist have developed a growing penis in laboratory tests
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(clickondetroit.com)
 
 
 
The best way to show up at the U.S. Embassy for Sept. 11 memorial service is not in a Saddam Hussein mask
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Skeptics' party on Friday in LA to prove that superstitions are stupid. Raucous party games planned - stepping on cracks, breaking mirrors, and more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the folks who brought you Whose Tits are Those and Whose Legs are Those comes the new quiz Whose Ass is That? (not safe for work)
source: flowgo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Manolo "amazing eyes" Cardona, latin hunk (safe for work)
source: tvchismes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Hog)
 
 
 
Newfound object orbiting Earth is Art Bell's head
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington (not Oregon) fair offers deep fried twinkies on a stick
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Police fear Norway awash in killer moonshine. Drew last seen heading east..
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
'Scary Wrestling' organizers have to explain that matches involving thumb-tacks & barbed wire are fake
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Switchblade needs some ideas for his yearbook quote. Sadly, offensive material cannot be used. Voting enabled
source: crackhore.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sheep can remember your face up to two years. Always best to get them from behind (third story down)
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(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Scientists: Adventurers may try to colonise the Moon in a dash for fortune resembling the Wild West gold-rush
source: gloucestercitizen.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
After completing Mississippi River swim man says, "I need a good woman"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway: Kiddie porn okay if the child has developed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wheaton thread continues in User Friendly
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
James Traficant forms campaign comittee for re-election despite being Big Bubba's prison wife
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Eric Crouch retires from NFL after stellar 3 week career
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attention World Travelers: When traveling in Idaho be sure to demonstrate that your weapons are unloaded by firing a shot into the ticket counter
source: 204.228.236.37   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Keiko may have to move in order to enhance his social life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reno Smash Puny Humans.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Politician cybersquats on all the possible domain names for his opponent
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man gets caught by speed camera, then steals speed camera. Camera operator only notices as man finishes loading it in his car
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now driving drunk down a highway near you: Nick Nolte
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists study the 'Mexican wave' plus many beers and hotdogs
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Women have ruined the world
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some girl)
 
 
 
Photoshop these larpers
source: phoenixlarp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Civil servant leads secret life as high class prostitute (judging by pictures, "high class" is being very generous)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Eurotour kicks off tomorrow. Fark party London on Saturday. Fark party Olso on Monday. Fark party Stockholm on Tuesday or Wednesday. We're kind of winging it but we've got locations picked
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Chinese calling eachother "small lobsters".
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(Some perv)
 
Weeners
 
Rate these men and their weeners. not safe for work
 
(Esquire)
 
Boobies
 
Women we love
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(NY Lottery)
 
 
 
NY lottery pick 3 for 9/11 is 9-1-1. ------ And with that, we're done with 9/11. Time to move on
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Wed September 11, 2002
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bride's wedding gown gets caught in elevator door. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Port Clinton News Herald)
 
 
 
Nuke reactor with hole in head was even closer to blowing top than first thought. Only 3/16" of steel prevented the creation of Farkistan on the shore of beautiful Lake Erie
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Penguins GM says Mario can play 70 games. Mario tells GM to look at who signs his paycheck
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Lithuanian girl wants to make a parachute jump naked
source: funreports.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bringing a cliche out of retirement just for today: Photoshop Touristguy
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(des moines register)
 
 
 
School board candidate says architects, artists, and doctors can't read, why hobble high school students with such a requirement?
source: desmoinesregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man who swam entire length of Missisippi River says he needs a rest, a massage and a date. How about a shower?
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Space)
 
 
 
Newfound object orbiting Earth is Apollo junk
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nasa's new orbital telescope will be named 'Jimmy'
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob 7-11 with chocolate bar. Blames it on 9-11
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man reports to State of Ohio office building to install bomb, hilarity ensues
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Barefoot and drunk is not the way to arrive for your 6th DUI court date
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(kark.com)
 
 
 
New info on diverted flight in Fort Smith. The men were shaving each others body hair
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Unitas found dead
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Angels are playing really well right now. Star pitcher figures banging a 16 year old is a good way to celebrate. Will still make his next start
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If the Red Sox played in Australia, would their season go down the drain backwards?
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dustin Hoffman blasts Hollywood for running out of ideas, Susan Sarandon swoons
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
40% - 60% of net congestion is caused by p2p porn filesharing
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Experts question legitimacy of cell phone ban on airplanes
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Plane diverted to Fort Smith after three middle-eastern men lock themselves in bathrooms
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Frenchman who didn't surrender dies at 94
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
10 things to do today instead of wallowing
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Song with profanity, drug-themed lyrics greets Red Sox fans. Hand-picked by Ramirez
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Daughter doesn't get top post in choir, father sues for mental anguish
source: lincolnshireecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
French teens can face prison if they insult teachers
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers create biological pacemakers
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RollingStone.com)
 
Boobies
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt almost gets naked (may not be safe for some work)
 
(ZekeMacNeil)
 
 
 
Full text of FDR's 'Day of Infamy' speech. MP3 of entire speech available for download
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston faces court for leaving garden sprinkler on
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Kid with big head finally gets a helmet that fits
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More firefighters smoking after 9/11
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(wabi)
 
 
 
Wanna buy a cat? Leave the guns at the door
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(Freezerbox)
 
 
 
In covering the first anniversary of September 11, network and cable news organizations are preparing a hybrid of P. T. Barnum and Oprah
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Forbidden Thoughts on 9/11
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Ivana Trump giving lecture to inspire other women to overcome adversity. You know, adversities like collecting millions of dollars in alimony, child support, and large estates from rich ex-husbands
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Viking's 7th round draft pick has been holding out for 47 days. Five years, $13.1 million and an $8 million signing bonus. But apparently that isn't good enough
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical companies just estimate how much medication to give kids. They do it, it's business. You do it, it's involuntary manslaughter
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(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
So what is a Spotted Dick? Uncle Cecil explains
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meet he mullet-wearing, deadbeat daddy, baby-making machine (mug shot)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Debt collector calls man 687 times in 3 days. Screams obscenities and plays pornography over phone
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Earth's third moon discovered
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(new-record)
 
 
 
High school students hijack projector and show porn during lunchtime
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pool Jam: how fast can you run the table? (flash game)
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(Bristol Evening Post)
 
 
 
Couple test herbal Viagra by having sex live on breakfast television
source: thisisbristol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man taking extra-long dump causes security alert in Berlin
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
OPEC information leaks: quotas to increase
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help farker nickpm continue to collect history by sending him today's edition of your local newspaper (followup from today last year)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says of drug addiction that "the road to recovery is a rocky one". Apparently he's referring to the crack rock found in his daughter's shoe
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
NBA player's 4 year old daughter gets lost in his mansion, has to deploy a 3 person search party to find her
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How the world will commemorate September 11, by city
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(User Friendly)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton stars in Online comic again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One year ago today, Fark switched to an all real-news format for a week beginning with the attacks on 9/11. Farkers' real-time reactions to the tragedy recorded in comments
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin punches out a deserving reporter
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(Poynter.org)
 
 
 
Front pages of newspapers from Sept 11th, 2001 and Sept 11th, 2002
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Security guard's worst day ever: Collects money, trips over stone, falls in canal, climbs out, anti-theft suitcase explodes while he's changing, ends up naked and covered in orange paint . Passers-by just laugh
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tell us your 9-11 story
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some pr0n surfer)
 
Boobies
 
Veronica helps you kill kittens. En espa�ol con las boobies. (not safe for work)
source: fresonmagic.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some of the unlikely things farkers are collecting to keep from going insane. (link goes to a mediocre example)
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(Gloucestershire Echo)
 
 
 
Hospital cooks rename Spotted Dick to Spotted Richard to avoid embarassment
source: gloucestershireecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Italians want the Miss Italy contest to be racier
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meathead might run for office
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Bagpiper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bagpipe wanted poster
source: gov.edmonton.ab.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brandi Brandt Gallery (not safe for work)
source: terra.es
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cooking with lava
source: dolphinbayhilo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Goat)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mountain goat. Cliche goat?
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Toddler confuses the number 3 with McDonald's logo when learning to count
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bigfoot: legends and truth
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Washington's war drums muffle the UN voice
source: english.pravda.ru   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
"He's MY boyfriend, you little TRAMP." Photoshop this Afghani-style catfight. Meow.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 10, 2002
(Ha-ha)
 
 
 
63-year-old factory worker wins full-sized replica of "The Simpsons" house
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(space.com)
 
 
 
Volcanoes still building and destroying on planets. With pics
source: space.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Martian)
 
 
 
Martian powerplants discovered. (and other important information)
source: enterprisemission.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
P-shop farker JOHNDX hard at work for his birthday
source: users3.ev1.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
y0uR guiDE +0 l33t 5pEAK
source: planetquake.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas Plans #280 since 1982
source: tdcj.state.tx.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox steals golf ball in tournament, two stroke penalty
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(sptimes.com)
 
 
 
Here we go again. Poll hours extended after problems with Florida voting machines
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man jailed for playing Tetris on plane
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Christopher Reeve is getting some movement back in his body. Superman will rise again
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PC World)
 
 
 
Morpheus fighting back in court, thanks to civil liberties group
source: pcworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(A Real Live Mormon)
 
 
 
Dictionary of crazy Mormon names. Joseph Smith preparing rectraction
source: geocities.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Epileptic fined over $5000 for making "contorted face" during seizure
source: portal.telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexico to introduce plastic 20 peso bills
source: www2.ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Ferraris in space
source: www3.cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US Senate votes to ban mercury fever thermometers
source: planetark.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Home invader gets crowbar to the head
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Lunar landing skeptic says Buzz Aldrin attacked him outside LA hotel
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great Pyramid's secret door to be opened live Sept.16, what will they find?
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You've probably never asked "What is public key encryption and why does it concern me?" but here's a good explanation anyway
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man who stole guitar banned from ever attending another Foreigner concert. Band members jealous of sentence
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Intels newest chip could put an end to free music swapping
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
City that eliminated its cat problem now has rat and squirrel problem
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, beggars can be choosers - "no more baked beans"
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terror State of Alert raised to orange - "High"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IMAX to show Episode II. Fans petition for them to skip the first hour of the movie.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
Warner Bros to allow movies like 'Harry Potter' and 'Mars Attacks' to be downloaded from web
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Me)
 
 
 
Howard Stern Sound Board
source: ebaumsworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mr.Tweak)
 
 
 
America's Army Tweak Guide
source: tweaktown.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Blizzard Announcing new Game
source: shacknews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your very own Gothopoly card
source: plasticbunny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Cloning will almost always create an abnormal creature
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova hopes you want to shower with her
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
California gets tough with Jesus
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rapsheets.com Adds 5 Million Criminal Records to its Database
source: www1.internetwire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com)
 
 
 
128-foot casino cruise ship disappears from dock overnight, has possibly been repossessed.
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Powder prompts evacuation at Atlanta college. Officially the first instance of college students running from a fine, white powder
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer science perfects the Pour
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
One for the nerds - Mutant X star Victoria Pratt (SFW)
source: fhmus.com
 
(ebaum's world)
 
Audio
 
Mr. Rogers soundbites taken totally out of context
source: ebaumsworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network to pick up Futurama
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PilotOnline.com)
 
 
 
Facial recognition software debuts in Virginia
source: pilotonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Drag Kings" celebrate, among others, the "Legendary" Elvis Herselvis. Be afraid, be very afraid..
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're all getting friggin' old. Beloit college releases its annual list of references incoming freshmen may not get
source: cbbqa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Telemarketers decide to let you eat dinner uninterrupted on 9/11
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Romanian man gets run over seven times, most recently by a policeman - says he's had enough
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In the works: A cruise ship the size of a LARGE city
source: beyond2000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
The day without Muzak: Sept. 11, 2002
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Silly Putty Nut)
 
 
 
Adults go through second childhood, buying Silly Putty in 50-pound blocks
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Helicopter pilot chases off bears while rescuing woman from ATV accident
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Comedy Goldmine: Making not safe for work... um... SFW
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Attorney tells police that criminals "should kill more of you coppers." Hilarity ensues
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Did you hear the one about the conservative Black preacher and the outspoken lesbian in the congress race in Wisconsin?
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio State House candidate could face felony charges for voting in Cleveland for past 25 years. Doesn't live in Cleveland
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(wmtw.com)
 
 
 
Police chase woman, woman thinks ther are providing an escort. Hilarity ensues
source: wmtw.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Unsupervised 3-year-old drives jet ski into neighbor's porch
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(miami.com)
 
 
 
Manatees might have cure to cancer, hoping to exchange it for "not getting heads chopped up by outboard motors."
source: miami.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
George George George of the Jungle... not safe for work
source: xxxforwomen.com
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Here's why that guy put a cooler on his head to rob a convenience store (mug shot)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man charged with terroristic threatening after sending a violent image to his ex via mobile phone
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
150,000 Serbian basketball fans act like Laker fans and riot after they win the World Championships in basketball
source: benmaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police in India will get cash bonuses if alcohol sales go up
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man will travel from Arctic to Antarctic by way of giant hole in poles
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to make green glowing hair -- Brit Punks surrender
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(Farscape.com)
 
 
 
Since Sci-Fi deosn't seem to want Farscape any more, photoshop what the show would look like on another network
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Google mirror site gets around Great Firewall of China
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Kneel Before Zod. (and uh... his resume too)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Man sues as new anti-impotence drug shares his surname
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Play this addictive java applet to test your reflexes.
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(clickondetroit.com)
 
 
 
Apparently telemarketers will have a heart when it comes to this Wednesday
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(Some Tape Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns after taping first graders' mouths shut.
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hacker Network)
 
Boobies
 
Anime sucks, Kelly Brook is hotter.
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
U.S. Mint wants to redesign the U.S. coinage. Photoshop some suggestions. (Link goes to a writeup)
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(post-trib)
 
 
 
Gary Indiana celebrates new record, 6 whole weeks without a murder
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McDonalds firing the clown. Photoshop them a new mascot to bring in the kiddies. No brooms allowed
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(Orange Today)
 
 
 
Soccer player kicks ball into basket of passing hot air balloon
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
10 years after a chandelier falls on actress' head in a lighting store, a mannequin falls on her head in the GAP.
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(Some Fox1324)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own stupid or obvious banner ad. (link goes to real example)
source: 205.180.85.40   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Femme_F)
 
Boobies
 
Naked animated pictures. not safe for work...
source: zn.dk
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man finds 40-karat emerald in conch shell
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(orange-today.co)
 
 
 
Goalie kicks soccer ball into basket of passing hot-air balloon
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(Guardian.co.uk)
 
 
 
WTC survivor charging $911 for two-hour interview
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Average American Lifestyle Called "Total Bull---t" by Environmentalist
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Overflowing Port-o-Potty winds up costing construction company $1 million
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lazy street workers paint traffic line straight over dead badger
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Mon September 09, 2002
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Supermodel setting up a camp to help teenage girls develop self-esteem
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this awkward waiting room
source: 64.49.221.207   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I like distractions)
 
 
 
If you don't collect something as a hobby or otherwise, you will slowly go mental. Muhuhahahaha. Ha
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rat distracting an NFL game
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC out of ideas. Wants to make sitcom about "ordinary" people.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Alive Gallery
source: terra.es
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Switzerland stereotypically enters the UN with gifts of chocolate and swatches
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
World overpopulation to be solved: fat kids unlikely to outlive parents
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Witness to yesterday's Utah tornado likens it to watching a Discovery Channel special on tornadoes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zulu king lecturs naked girls to remain virgins
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(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Nutty German man cycles 2.6 miles on seabed, finds garden gnome, sets world record
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Inmates using toilets to communicate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man robs store wearing beer cooler on head. Includes pic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Post considers people ages 31 and 32 to be 'Geezers'
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Man wins $8M from slot machine, will open taco joint
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Teen shoots self in hand, attempts to drive self to hospital, runs out of gas
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Strongbad gets a new computer. Behold 386.
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
NBA player and girlfriend missing since July 8 - Parents set up website for more info as police call disappearance 'suspicious'
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Mother-in-law sick of man's dowry jokes, sends a 600 pound Texas longhorn to his front door.
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Newspaper editorial have you angry? Get wired, drive your Cadillac through a wall into editor's office.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The anniversary of the Chile coup is met with riots. Mmmmmmmm...Chile coup..
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Other than thinking he is Batman, Dodger pitcher OK after getting skull cracked from line drive
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Two Miss North Carolina's arrive for Miss America pageant
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein experimenting with unmanned aerial drones to attack US
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(Ha'aretz)
 
 
 
How Israel is like Britney Spears
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(Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Kid has pot, scale, $12K cash in bedroom. Parents: we didn't know about it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stupidest. Crook. Ever
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(Newschannel2000)
 
 
 
Researchers working on nicotine vaccine
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(wsj.com)
 
 
 
Hot Lips has colon surgery. Hot Lips is a $4.95 goldfish
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
11.3 Billion pop-up ads were served in the USA in the first 7 months of 2002
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 13 year-old birthday girl (original is kinda large)
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(Some Salty Seadog)
 
 
 
Need some music to listen to on Talk Like A Pirate Day? Look no further than The Scurvy Pirates.
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Lost U.S. city found as lake dries up. No, it's not Atlantis
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Communism may not work, but Russians can create rain. God pissed
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(iWon)
 
 
 
Cindy Taylor becomes new host of E.'s 'Wild on' show
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(CapAlert)
 
NewsFlash
 
CAP reviews Swimfan. Oddly enough, he doesn't like it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Ronald Mcdonald
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Celebrating the villains of the original Super Mario Bros. game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arrrr.. Mark ye calendars.
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man offers free beer to winner of mud wrestling match against his girlfriend
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(Some Adman)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What ads will Madison Avenue be trying to ram down Gen X/Gen Y's throats in 2052?
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Woman disqualified from the World Bridge Championship for refusing a drug test
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these gnomes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Psychoanalyst to start dating service for patients based on their disorders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool Hand Puke --- the weird 'n' wonderful world of competitive eating
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(AgassiFoundation.org)
 
 
 
What does Andre Agassi do when not playing Tennis in Vegas? (other athletes, please take notes)
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
A ginormus collection of (supposedly) old Homestar Runner stuff. You do not deserve this, he is a great athlete.
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein's alleged mistress says he uses Viagra
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(CorporateMofo)
 
 
 
Farker Slayerswine gets yelled at by Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson and then stabbed in the neck
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(IOL.co.za)