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Sun September 08, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man having some trouble with his briefcase
source: 64.49.221.207   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Jersey decides it might be a good idea to keep convicted criminals from working in schools
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Voodoo witch tries to burn down LA with animal sacrifice - needs better offering
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(HellraiserandBeerDrinker)
 
Boobies
 
Anybody have one of those 3d glasses sitting around collecting dust?
source: smokinhog.com
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
How Humor Helped America Heal After 9/11
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Man tries to fire beer can using home made cannon, instead injures himself 3 friends and blows up gas tank. Moral- don't mess with beer.
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Stars have fetish for giving their kids weird names. Frank Zappa still wins with Moon Unit
source: heraldsun.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Judge challenges pothead kid to basketball game. Wins
source: www2.ocregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese go wild over lingerie-clad toy doll
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Newspapers endorse lots of Democrats
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman suing KFC because of manager's weird, offensive conduct involving chicken finger and rubber glove
source: thehawkeye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some fake can labels so Farker Fatron can torment his nephews (link goes to page with examples)
source: homestead.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"EUROPA VS. CALLISTO" Who has the largest ocean, Don King seeks to get piece of the action
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Philosopher)
 
 
 
Learn logic with Beavis and Butthead
source: neptune.spaceports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scooby-Doo vs Cthulhu
source: maison-otaku.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Swordfish leaps out of sea, spears eye of Indian fisherman, doctors take an hour to remove it, fisherman might still be able to see
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese: 20 years of rats and pizza
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Cool Guy)
 
 
 
Moron puts Armor All on his tire treads, drives in rain, crashes into tree. Common sense surrenders
source: is300.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Opie & Anthony still getting paid from their $30 million contract
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Major-losers.com turns 1
source: major-losers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farmer tries to stop donkey having sex with neighbour's donkey, it attacks him, he loses his hand
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek's longs for her one eyebrow back
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pepsi Blue)
 
 
 
America is being overrun with fad sodas and engergy drinks. Create your own, suitable for Farkers. (Link goes to Pepsi's latest example)
source: pepsiblue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Own your own home for $225.00
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey: Men prefer sex with blondes, women don't want sex with ginger men. In other news, bad breath may be a turn-off
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Legally Blonde 2 . . . Hollywood is ou . . . Oh you know the rest
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Personalized brain music helps people sleep
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese save their umbilical cords, and are more than happy to take them out and show you. No, go ahead, touch it
source: japantimes.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chortler)
 
 
 
North Korea downgraded to axis of pretty darn bad
source: chortler.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Light, gravity to race Sunday for control of universe
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Pop starlet laments burgeoning fame because she can no longer "go out, get drunk and puke everywhere"
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some New Hampshire Thing)
 
 
 
Spend your summer day re-living the Titanic Disaster.
source: thisishampshire.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some CVD)
 
 
 
Best and Woist voices in America
source: thevoicecenter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 07, 2002
(Nothing-sacred)
 
 
 
Nothing-Sacred reviews the steaming pile of festering crap known asTransformers: Armada
source: nothing-sacred.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Jennifer O'Dell of Lost World (some not safe for work)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Auctioneer steals farker's bandwidth, farker now wants you to make replacement pics (site not safe for work)
source: adultdeal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lauana Lei's Magnetic Clay sucks lead & mercury out of a person's body
source: magneticclay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yachtsman sets sail for 9,000 mile journey, after 40 miles he is forced to turn back because he forgot to fit rudder. He then reaches land in an army firing range.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Electric DeLorean can drive hundreds of miles without recharging and can reach speeds of more than 100 miles per hour
source: tennessean.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Mars images seem to indicate ruin city. Or maybe not. Or maybe the image was doctored. Or maybe not
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Survey: 10 percent of students have used the drug Ecstasy. Only 10? Timoty Leary we miss you
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man swims the entire Mississippi River. No, not bank-to-bank, length-wise.
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moby responds to Eminem's VMA threats. World breathes a collective "Feh."
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FHM (US))
 
Boobies
 
Elisha Cuthbert of TV's "24"
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Verizon pay phones now cost 50 cents
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Learn how to convert an ordinary ChapStick into a deadly weapon (or a tasty treat)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The wonderful game of Gothopoly
source: plasticbunny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Man's visit to his future grave kills him
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For Sale: Wil's Barney-boxing gloves
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
George Foreman's grills grilled for $8.2 million.
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the fall election season coming up, help Jim Traficant out and photoshop him a campaign ad. (link goes to his trading card)
source: bullymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Forget the hard-hitting action, cheerleaders and hometown pride - The NFL season means just one thing: FOOD.
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras ensure a 30 something will win the U.S. Open finals. In other news the Williams sisters play tonight in the finals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky football doesn't suck
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Armor on wheels for the discriminating taste
source: blackarmor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bristol Evening Post)
 
 
 
Bridge-owners want lifeboatmen on way to sea rescues to pay crossing toll
source: epost.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police, archaeologists wary of psychics theory of Elizabeth Smart mystery
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese tradition of getting blitzed after-hours & telling you boss off is no more
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lewis Hine Gallery)
 
 
 
Photoshop this 1920 Powerhouse Mechanic working on a Steam Pump
source: archives.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Man cuts down tree with alledged vision of Virgin Mary while yelling, "You Catholics, there's your virgin"
source: fresnobee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(bostonherald.com)
 
 
 
Pizzaria burglars ask hostages to tie them up when police arrive unexpectedly
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Hey Football Fanatics. Here is the preview for the upcoming N.F.L. season
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(washingtonpost.com)
 
 
 
Man who awakens from coma that began while O.J.'s trial was going on has lot of catching up to do
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gloucestershire Echo)
 
 
 
Police tell drivers not to buy GPS gadget that warns them of speed traps
source: gloucestershireecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is the 75th anniversary of the first ever television transmission
source: philo75.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Georgia sues Tulane over backing out of a football ass-kicking. Uga not amused
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AroundMyRoom)
 
Boobies
 
Dutch actress Katja Schuurman nude in Playboy (not safe for work)
source: krano.com
 
(Some Guys)
 
 
 
Geeks everywhere bummed, creators of Farscape announce show's cancellation. SciFi channell puts another notch in its' belt
source: scifi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rumpus)
 
 
 
Yale's 50 most beautiful people on campus, Havard definitly attracts better looking students. SFW
source: yale.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man shoots nail into own head. Finds metallic surprise hours later (with pic)
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Russia now controls the weather; threatens to smite enemies a la Zeus
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop some new wrestlers for the Christian Wrestling Federation
source: ipwsites.netfirms.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Roseanne says she will never have sex again
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Akron man ordered not to reproduce
source: wtam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tijuanaflats)
 
 
 
hottest hot sauces
source: tijuanaflats.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(White House)
 
 
 
George Bush proclaims September 11 as Patriot Day
source: whitehouse.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 06, 2002
(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own vision of hell
source: biosci.ohio-state.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gates sells MS stock to buy medical stocks. Coming soon: Blue EKG of Death
source: informationweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Aliens were definitely involved in September 11 attacks
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lightless restaurant with blind waiters opens in Germany
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(funreports)
 
 
 
Man sues mayonnaise company over false advertising claiming it was the best
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man and construction worker argue over parking spot. Steamroller vs Lexus ends as you'd expect
source: poconorecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Chretien on Iraq: "The proof is the proof and when you have a good proof it's proven."
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Student tries to climb garage, doo-dah, doo-dah. Several hours before he's found, oh, the doo-dah-day
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Multiplayer online player dies in real life, has in-game funeral
source: slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hamster caught speeding on Blackpool promenade
source: blackpooltoday.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
India won't take WTC scrap metal - it's got evil spirits
source: enn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Mr. Rogers talks about September 11th
source: pbskids.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
We have had articles on men having sex with a frozen chicken and any given farm animal. Why not a traffic cone?
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
Video
 
Greenpeace scales giant Christ statue in protest stunt (RealPlayer)
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Townhall.com)
 
 
 
Link to the Ann Coulter column that got her "fired" from a PA newspaper
source: townhall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Editor for a PA Knight Ridder daily fires Ann Coulter as a columnist. Link goes to Editor's letter to Coulter
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another one bites the dust. Brassknuckles.net is calling is quits
source: brassknuckles.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
City's fire crew replaced by trumpet players
source: expressandecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Feds raid California medical marijuana club, local officials peeved. Members of medical heroin club down the street looking nervous
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these farkers at a ballgame
source: hstrial-pmaloney.homestead.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Scientists blame flu virus on fat office workers
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Journalists who wrote about the mafia's attempts to extort money from Steven Segal are now being threatened themselves
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jennifer Capriatti serves up shirtless striptease for Friends star in NYC night club.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Investigators knew immediately after 2pac's murder who did it
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kitty learns to use sink taps (sappy pics included)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(theage.com)
 
 
 
'Doggy hot spots' to be watched in the War On Poo
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
Boobies
 
Pics from the Asakusa Samba carnival (not safe for work)
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Dell Dude hawking other products
source: dell.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Talking to the voices in your head improves your sex life
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WSJ)
 
 
 
Bachelorette parties now racy enough to embarrass men
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
E-Gray - California's answer to selling political favors
source: e-gray.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Must see Japanese TV: Cows on go-carts
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
He who laughs last (PG13 flash cartoon)
source: flowgo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Review: X10 camera surprisingly good
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TPC)
 
 
 
Woman pays traffic ticket with poo
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Keiko the whale can stay in Norway as long as he likes. Norwegians promise not to eat him
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Village women up all night thanks to big cock
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
'Heavily intoxicated individual' arrested for climbing up tree & taking a whizz on sidewalk
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
B.I.G. Linked to 2Pac's Death
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Georgia (non) crematorium operator says that Jesus told him to "Let the dead bury the dead" Not his fault they did it lackadaisically
source: bettybowers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday: Variety Pack. Includes Ackbar tribute theme.
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
'Critters' review - 1986 horror movie about carnivorous poodle demons
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Teens find brain in street
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(iWon)
 
 
 
US loses to Yugoslavia in bastketball. NBA players can now go back to fathering illegitimate children
source: sports.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Samurai tries to rob Jehovah's witnesses in church
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Vintage Madonna shots, before she discovered the razor (not safe for work)
source: terra.es
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada's Prime Minister is stepping down. Liberal party managers struggling. (US VERSION: We're losing our head guy, and we need a dude to bust a cap in terrorists and the like)
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
MIT geeks to develop new 'web-shooter' idea next
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How our backwards neighbours to the north play football
source: cuug.ab.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Playboy TV premieres naked news show
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why it costs $70 just to hook your car up to the diagnostic machine?
source: cartalk.cars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin incinerator design specifications to include "carcass capacity"
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some dude)
 
 
 
The dirtiest, lewdest country music singer on Earth, David Alan Coe (not safe for work)
source: officialdavidallancoe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Montreal fans turn out in en masse, to the tune of 2,134, to see their Expos lose to the Phillies
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Find a good honest mechanic in your zip code
source: cartalk.cars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Teenager in church with BB gun blown away by police
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guvnah)
 
Boobies
 
7 wonderful pages of Nell McAndrews' fine British boobies.
source: celebfans.com
 
(Some Gearhead)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Design an unlikely 70's style "Kustom Kar" (e.g. Batmobile, Monkeemobile, etc) for a TV show past or present (link is to inspiration)
source: munsterkoach.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Over the Limit)
 
 
 
When women complain that they can�t find a nice guy, they are lying
source: overthelimit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Secrets of the Tomb: Skull and Bones, the Ivy League, and the Hidden Paths of Power
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cornish Guardian)
 
 
 
Thieves break into mortuary, steal slab
source: thisiscornwall.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 05, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty percent of college men can't figure out how condoms work
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smite Heathens with Shocking Bible Wear (not safe for work)
source: landoverbaptist.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
NASA Space Station experiment to prevent kidney stones. Anyone who's had kidney stones wishes this had come sooner
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Wee Little People)
 
 
 
"Our peaceful valley where elves play." - Canada surrenders..
source: rivendellgolf.on.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dribbleglass.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop some We See/They See perspectives: Link to sample
source: dribbleglass.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(thewgalchannel.com)
 
 
 
Man Charged With Driving Drunk Twice In Same Day. Once for driving a car and once for riding a bike back to the car
source: thewgalchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poop hits the fan at the Earth Summit as leaders try to cope with Flying Toilets
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Contest prize for Microsoft mythology game will send you to Greece where video games are now illegal
source: microsoft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
What happens when you steal someone else's pics to put on your own auction..
source: cgi.ebay.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Firefighters at frat house fire find 56 stolen highway signs
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN expert: no team can win the Superbowl this year
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Nation's largest private insurance company tricking the elderly with chickens
source: newsday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Deja vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something. Like Nebraska running backs
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Scientists claim cure for cervical cancer. Still no cure for... um...
source: westpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
The first Dog-to-Chinese translator hits the markets
source: iol.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Next Fark Meetup Day is September 14th. Pics included from August's meetup
source: fark.meetup.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Propaganda Matrix)
 
 
 
New September 11 photos likely staged - major discrepencies between documented events and pictures emerge
source: propagandamatrix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
PS Challenge: Chain photoshopping - Start with the original and alter the last entry you see in the thread. (Link goes a starter picture)
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Moron breaks into Deseret nerve-gas storage site in Utah
source: ksl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Attention terrorists: MSNBC tells you how to make deadly poison from beans
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(kansascity.com)
 
 
 
Hooters Airlines jiggles closer to becoming a reality.
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple order Big Macs but get wet rags, claim anti-gay discrimination
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mexican singer loses fingers in helicopter blades while waving to fans
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(ctnow.com)
 
 
 
Lightning strike reveals man's pot garden
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(News-Journal)
 
 
 
"None of the Above" takes second place in Nevada's Democratic gubernatorial primary election, topless dancer takes third. And people say politics is boring
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(Local6)
 
Video
 
Video of strange dodgeball game played with flaming balls (with pic)
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Obese woman falls on snowy sidewalk, breaks leg, sues city. City ordered to pay $85K. City argues it should only be $45K since she made no effort to lose weight to speed along the recovery. Court disagrees
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(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
You are five times more likely to die from your clothes igniting than to die from West Nile.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Kid writes letter to 'Grama in the blue house'. Card gets delivered to right person
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(Press and Journal)
 
 
 
Scientists studying cannabis to see if it's more or less harmful than alcohol. Perhaps they need study volunteers?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Grand champion duck stolen from county fair. Sheriff suspects fowl play
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against 100 people charged with watching live sex show. Evidence fails to stand up in court
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Couple who want to name child 'Osama Bin Laden' denied by officials
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sept. 5 is National Penis Day in New Zealand
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mick Jagger
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I want erotica and porn on television every Saturday, all day. Then people would feel like having more sex. I think most people like porn, even though they don't want to admit it." - Female Christian Democratic politician from Sweden
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(rte.ie)
 
 
 
Judge rules that slow drivers holding up traffic are idiots
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
South Carolina is the latest SEC school to be investigated by the NCAA. One player was driving a $60,000 Cadillac Escalade just months after signing to play football.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Waste some time at work killing Barney and Teletubbies in this flash game (not safe for Greece)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It has become clear that farker HPZ will need to take up smoking cigarettes. What brand should he smoke? (w/ voting) Link goes to tomacco
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(Derby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Husband cooks breakfast for wife as treat, burns down house
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Babes of TechTV (safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
X-Games beaten in ratings by obstacle courses for dogs
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(Some Wanker)
 
 
 
MSN's Holy List of Forbidden User Names
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys coach Dave Campo ranked dead last among NFL coaches
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Interesting caption from Reuters. Look quickly; may not be up long
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Famous Sept. 11 flag disappears
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Albuquerque's new minor league baseball team is called 'The Isotopes'
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(local news)
 
 
 
Woman abducted and "forced" to rob own jewelry store, but waits till next morning to call police
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Basketball player says pot made him play better. Judge challenges him to game of one on one. Kicks his ass
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Sox, ugh. Good god, y'all. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing, say it again....
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Nell McAndrew quite fit for Brit's celebrity 'Survivor' (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Eurotrip update. Fark parties in the following cities: London, Oslo, Stockholm, St. Petersburg, Moscow, Munich, Paris, and Edinburgh. We're especially looking for folks living in St. Petersburg and Paris. Email drew@fark.com if you're in (repost)
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
'To feed a starving child is to exacerbate the world population problem' and other dumb quotes from environmentalists
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Average Farker's work schedule
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(CBS Sportsline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin athletic director appeals to chancellor. WVU Mountaineer will be allowed to bring his musket
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck is balder than a baby's bottom, joins Trafficant's toup� club
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(Chick)
 
 
 
New Chick tract
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
First commercial moon mission approved
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(Chortler)
 
 
 
20 Geritol dealers busted outside Rolling Stones concert
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas: Broke studio MGM to film Legally Blonde 2
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unicycle hockey game
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. basketball team loses for first time in 59 tries, still hold commanding lead in criminal convictions
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Victoria Fuller pics. Not safe for work
source: nntp69.us
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
September 5th is Raquel Welch's birthday. Celebrate at Retrocrush (SFW)
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Wed September 04, 2002
(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Design an unlikely ad for Altoids. Sample provided
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(Wired)
 
 
 
FBI let terror suspect's Hotmail account expire, destroying evidence
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(AP)
 
 
 
Man caught on the way to blow up White House only had 16 guns
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New movie so dirty even Europeans appalled
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Letter from YT columnist to Sharon supporter
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(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Listener suggestions for what to do with all those "Car Talk" yogurt lids
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why is anyone surprised that athletes are idiots?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Pitcher rips Detroit Tigers for pulling him as a starter. Dares them to release him. Has given up an average of almost 8 runs per game this season
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(Craigslist)
 
 
 
Can't get women to wrestle in your backyard? You might as well try advertising
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(News Observer)
 
 
 
Teacher reprimanded for not being niggardly enough with the dictionary
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(The North East)
 
 
 
Ghost starting to feel romantically inclined towards lady of the house
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Smart furniture will tell you if you are putting it together wrong. Option to have it call you a royal dumbass not yet available.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Company sold expired food because it was "tasty"
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(Shift)
 
 
 
Excerpt from The Simpsons Generation
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cops staple eviction notice to tree evicting couple that have lived there for 12 years
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Schoolyard bullies using SMS messaging to harrass classmates via cell phones
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Howard Stern: Opie and Anthony had it coming
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop Pooty-poot and special forces
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida rancher gets gun out after acid-heads come to steal his magic shrooms.
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
33
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
We all know that lying during a job interview is a bad idea, but surely no one is stupid enough to say they can weld wood when applying for a welder's job
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(USSS)
 
 
 
History of the US Secret Service
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent offers Lance Bass hunting lessons since he can't go to space
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Tolkien fans react badly to TruthMedia review of Fellowship of the Ring
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Eurotrip update. Fark parties in the following cities: London, Oslo, Stockholm, St. Petersburg, Moscow, Munich, Paris, and Edinburgh. More to come. We're especially looking for folks living in St. Petersburg and Paris. Email drew@fark.com if you'r
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember the Central Park Jogger wilding incident in 1989? DNA tests say they caught the wrong guys
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctors finally work out why man dies everytime his alarm goes off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Secret Service nabs subject of alert
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(Toupee World)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Dal from Broken Newz pulling Leo Laporte's hair
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Entire Austrian town receives bill for phone sex hotline
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway promises Keiko the whale will not be killed
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(RTCC)
 
 
 
Love guru writes form letter so all baseball addicts can explain to their honey why they're cramming in as many meaningless September games as possible
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Police commandeer golf carts to catch robber. In other news, plot for Police Academy 10 revealed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just when you think the boy band situation can't get any worse, they replicate. Fb- is the father
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(Derby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thief gives false name to police - but it's the name of a bail jumper
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop the mayor of Moscow playing soccer
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Anonymous military officer says that aliens took part in a military exercise that took place in Arkansas several years ago
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(WTOP)
 
NewsFlash
 
Secret Service issues alert for man with explosives on his way to the White House
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney's new wife likes to sniff his armpits
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Church declared a nuisance
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Despite the popularity of geriatric hookers in Japan, pre-teen prostitutes are still finding work
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
US Troops in Afghanistan find threatening leaflets written in Arabic encouraging Afghans to kill Americans. Afghans don't speak Arabic
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Teen drinking study concludes Australia one of the few countries where binge drinking is acceptable
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Previously unknown species of owl discovered. Ted Nugent fires up the grill
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin University has banned the West Virginia Mountaineer mascot from bringing his musket to this weekend's football game. Madison is now the capital of communism
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Coed teen sleepovers are increasingly common
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World Trade Center, Your Proposals: a giant yellow weiner
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(Aberdeen Express)
 
 
 
Public toilets to be closed to prevent them from being used for gay sex
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Man who claimed to be Wyatt Earp's grandson flees after historians point out Earp didn't have any children.
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(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Major airlines making a stink over injured passengers using bedpans in first-class
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(onenews.nzoom.com)
 
 
 
Airline admits that wing panel that fell off plane in flight had only 4 of 125 screws in place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Donald Rumsfeld at a town hall meeting
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(Napster)
 
 
 
Napster.com
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(Some Governor)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Design a California quarter (link goes to the governor's rules)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Airport security scores another "F" according to CBS ... don't think "F" means "Fantastic" either
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out the latest upcoming Walken film, "Kangaroo Jack"
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(The Blue Brick)
 
 
 
WNBA makes another stride towards equaling the NBA - female player arrested on drug and assault charges
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
Women's bowler gets over $14,000 via internet auction for ad space on her ass. Anyone want to put an ad on Jeff's ass?
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Tue September 03, 2002
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Lil' Bow Wow's concert rider. What? No Courvoisier?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bank now only provides drive-through service after being robbed twice
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC gets a jump on the 9/11 scaremongering
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(London Escort)
 
Boobies
 
Jeff needs a hook... um, ESCORT while in Europe - pick one for me from this link (NSFW)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Bush has spent 42% of his term on vacation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Inventors create condom which can be fitted in three seconds. In other news, sex will now only take 36 seconds, rather than a minute
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this protestor with a wooden leopard
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(Jeff)
 
 
 
Jeff needs to buy a MP3 player - what should he get? Explain
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(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
Can you pass the Hazzard County driver's exam?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mmmrph, mmmrahhh, mmmnnggggg
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pigs orgasms last 30 minutes (Fact 40)... and other useful facts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theories abound as power goes out at Wisconsin-UNLV game just 2 minutes before Las Vegas casinos are required to make wagers official
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
ATTENTION: please stop sending in the Harry Potter broomstick story, we had it up last week fer cryin out loud
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
21-year-old hooker tries to extort money from politician, ends up on TSG's website in her underwear
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(Some Circus Freak)
 
 
 
Carnies are talking about you. Here's what they're saying
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(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Girl breaks legs four times a day for four months to try to grow to be air hostess. Grows four inches to 5ft 1 inch. Airlines demand 5ft 2 inches
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(Funreports.com)
 
 
 
Islamic news interrupted by hardcore porn
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(TBO)
 
 
 
Green 7 Up is on the way. dnL is for the kids because adults won't drink that crap.
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated serves up backhanded hoax. Women's Tennis Association freaks out
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Freddie Prinze, Michelle Gellar get married
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Berkley has had tough time getting work since 'Showgirls'
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(UFies)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton makes it to UserFriendly
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Florida man operating illegal dentist practice out of his house exposed neighbors, patients to radiation
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Teamsters Hall built by non-union workers. Officials considered union labor too expensive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Television show documents that Winona Ryder was charged much more severely than non-celebrities who committed the same crimes
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
XFL legend "He hate me" has a new NFL home
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Real time satellite tracking. Find out where both the Space Shuttle and the International Space station are right now
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
World's last Camaro sold for $71,500. "I paid a lot more than I wanted to, but I wanted it bad."
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Man found with cannabis in his underpants - is that a joint in your pocker or are you just pleased to see me
source: lincolnshireecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nott Evening Post)
 
 
 
Agoraphobic burglar tunnels into neighbour's house to avoid going outside
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(ctnow.com)
 
 
 
220 Congress members co-sponsor bill to cut federal beer tax in half
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Whale experts say Keiko is too attached to people and should be destroyed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For his birthday today, photoshop Farker TheFly and his kin
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rain delay
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's is cutting fat in their fries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lance Bass replaced on Russian shuttle flight with a cargo box, sent home packing
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Study finds panhandlers only spend a small portion of what you give them on booze, drugs and sex
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Tjhieves rjob Bjork
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(CBS)
 
 
 
Number of millionaires shrinking for first time in more than a decade
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporter sent to cover car chase picks up hitch-hiker. Guess who he picked up?
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Found: One long lost Strong Bad e-mail
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(Mapinc)
 
 
 
Bridge player stripped of title for refusing drug test
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's that time of year. Photoshop some back-to-school supplies. Link gets a cliche out of the way
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take a trip and never leave home
source: virtualom.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona Diamondbacks down 19-0, put Mark Grace at pitcher
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Headline Haikus give all the news in seventeen syllables
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's list of the 20 greatest sports films of all time.
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Mon September 02, 2002
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kerry Woods, Chicago Cubs pitcher, strikes out 4 batters in one inning. He could have gotten 5
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(TARDsite.com)
 
 
 
Caption this FARKer "loading" a tree into his truck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women told to call 911 to help her husband, while husband sits in the hospital parking lot
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man won't give up his drivers license. Scary part? He's 102 years old
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jeff)
 
 
 
Jeff needs to buy a digital camera for the Eurotour - what do you recommend and why
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Still no cure for diabetes, but at least now they will have Tatoos to tell you how bad you are doing
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
FHM's favourites folder. Fark is in it, so are boobies.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scan of an employee manual to a New York strip club
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Introducing the patron saint of hemmoroids..
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Missing 200-pound pickle found on high school roof
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Libya declares that they are no longer a rogue state
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Photoshop theme: Bad careers to host a "bring your child to work" day (link is a short story on the subject)
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Spinning your pen not eXtreme enough for you? Just add fire.
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Iran: Iraq's leadership sucks, they're insane and they should find the truth
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Is emphasizing sex appeal the best way to sell women's sports? In a word, yes
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Dinosaurs were already dying before asteroid impact
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Boobies
 
Page 3's Holly McGuire + boobies = not safe for work
 
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One finger push-up champion forgets passport, uses Guinness Book of Records instead
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Keiko (Free Willy) shows up in Norway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The worst jobs in America
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Be a human sundial
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
A beheaded body can take 32 steps
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man Utd football chief caught in another Ladies toilet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kentucky humiliates Louisville in football
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Colin Powell calls for evidence before Iraq strikes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Foreign vaginal euphemisms
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Mom sentenced for renting baby
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(Some laborer)
 
 
 
History of Labor Day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this duck-hunting dog
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman uses numbers displayed on pet fish to pick lotto numbers (pic)
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(straitstimes)
 
 
 
Man injures penis in weightlifting accident. To use hands instead now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy crap that's a big cabbage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For all you Fark'n pen spinners out there
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Doctor's house searched, Fifteen Buckets of Brains found, Abby Normal still missing
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Bush's new wildfire prevention manager doubts the existance of ecosytems, doesn't care if thousands of species go extinct
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russians cook 100-metre kebab and 3-tonne potato salad
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Lord of the Rings Two Towers now showing on the Internet
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(RapperDentist.com)
 
 
 
Brushin' and Flossin' is really dope. Gum disease is wack
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Newest plastic surgery craze: J-Lo booty
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E teaches you how to celebrate Halloween a little earlier this year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In training at NASA, Lance Bass indicates how lame he is on a scale of 1 to 10
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