Tue August 20, 2002 |
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FCC issued statement regarding O&A sex in church radio stunt
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32!
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Don't fark with the Catholic Church. Possible license revocation for Opie and Anthony station
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Mayoral candidate claims "God planted me here as a nuclear suppository up the Devil's colon."
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(Some Guy) |
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Adriana Sklenarikova Gallery
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Thai government warns against cockroaches as pets
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Telemarketer pays Denver man for violating the "no-call" list
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NASA Telescope captures celestial fireworks display (cool pics)
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(Some Guy) |
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Man holds up bank but leaves fries behind
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Sexual theme parks offer wild and raunchy rides
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(Some Guy) |
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Presenting the newest superhero: Stripperella (aka Pam Anderson). Super power: Lie-detecting boobies. Really.
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Sperm donor not allowed to visit his kids.
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(Some Farkhead) |
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Company turns cremation remains into diamonds. Frisbees no longer seem so cool
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(KGW.com) |
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Tonya Harding leaves her single-wide for new digs in jail
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(straitstimes.com) |
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Scientists solve mystery of Indian face-scratching alien attacks
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(www.Freep.com) |
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World's slowest pedestrian killed by trolley moving 3 mph
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(Some radio guy) |
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Photoshop this.....whatever this guy is doing
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Wil Wheaton to appear on TechTV's The Screen Savers (Thursday, 7pm eastern)
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(Some Guy) |
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New signature file available for Ad-Aware
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Strong Bad's still on vacation: It's That Clock
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What Donahue didn't let an expert say about video-game violence
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Doing household chores can affect sex life. College students not affected.
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Fans drawn to corn replicas of Packers, Bears helmets
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(Some Guy) |
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DJ censored for station's website obscenity, moves boobies to own site. Not safe for work? Flash
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(Some Admin) |
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Jeff is bored at the Rational User Conference in Orlando - come visit
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(Charlotte.com) |
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Kansas home mistakenly overvalued by more than $200,000,000. House now worth more than entire state.
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Hungry hungry pissed off hippo turns up after flood
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Yours for $225,000 - half a garage in London.
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(Some Guy) |
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Blow some time this afternoon taking this sex quiz. May not be safe for work
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Naked man tried to break into cockpit of Air France plane. So many possible jokes, so little space.
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(Globe and Mail) |
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5,000-year-old skulls show evidence of brain surgery
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Horse drinks 15 pints a day
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New sexual health museum opened in Sri Lanka built to help youth's answer tough sexual questions. Across room, brides must still stain their bridal gown with their blood to prove virginity or suffer misery from their husbands, families and in-laws.
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(local6.com) |
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Show-Me debate: 'Missou-ree' beats 'Missou-ruh'
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Despite their differences, both America and China agree that 9/11 is an excellent way to crack down on dissent
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Earthlink to begin blocking popup ads
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Pharmacy worker fired after putting very obscene instructions on woman's prescription
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(NEA.ORG) |
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NEA website causing stir over 9/11 lessons blaming US for attacks. Read them and make up your own mind
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Women love screaming "Go Cocks!" and manhandling Lou Holtz
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Interested in buying a space shuttle simulator?
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Cop shoots at kids who wrapped his house in TP
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(Some Guy) |
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Smokey Bear gets a new slogan
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(Some Guy) |
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Men: your guide to quickie sex etiquette
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(toledoblade.com) |
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Speaking of drunken pilots, even ultralight aviators are not immune to having a few and flying.
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One-legged war veteran sets record for being oldest wing walker at 88
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(local6.com) |
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Convicted killer says Miss Cleo psychic hotline led him to kill the wrong man
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Man receives package postmarked 12/13/1945
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(CBS2.com) |
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Man thinks by running naked over a bridge, it will rain
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(Some Hoosier) |
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Scientists rank Indiana University top party school. Who do you think should have won?
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Kmart Cop: "I couldn't believe we were being told to arrest all those kids. It was just utterly, utterly senseless."
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Study confirms booze makes the opposite sex appear better-looking.
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Supreme Court to decide if you're allowed to shoot at pictures of Saddam Hussein
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NBC irate over faux report announcing development of reality show hosted by California teen rape survivors
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Hostages held in Iraqi embassy in Berlin by group opposed to Saddam Hussein
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(Orlando Sentinel) |
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Giant grasshoppers rampage in Florida. Experts advise hitting them with a 2 x 4.
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Survivor cast member's previous job was in porn (with pics) (linked page safe for work, NSFW content clearly marked on TSG site)
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Should U.S foreign policy be considered terrorism?
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Woman on cellphone that drove into pond thanks angels instead of blaming own idiocy
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N'Sync's Lance Bass has 5 days to pay for his trip into space or the Russian Mafia will break his legs
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(The Age) |
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Tonight on Fox: When dinner attacks. Chef killed by venomous sea snake he was about to cook
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(thestar.com) |
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U.K. pondering ban on cellphones while driving
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Dirk gets his skates on and hits 174mph (291kph). Little wheels, big balls.
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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Voyager probe reaches quarter century mark without exploding
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High-speed camera can capture pictures of flying bullets in meticulous detail.
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(Some Guy) |
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Photoshop two farkers in simulated free-fall
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Theme: Failed celebrity-named magazines
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(MovieGuy) |
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It's a known fact that Farkers love watching movies. So tell us then, 'What stupid, sad, girly, sappy movie is YOUR guilty pleasure? Ever cry at a movie? Which one?
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(Some Guy) |
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Monday Photoshop Theme: Make your own Andre the Giant "Posse" poster
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New election trend, political canidates are now spamming people for votes
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Company find vulnerability in Army network; downloads all of the General's pr0n
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(Boston Herald) |
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Jimmy Buffett checks into hotels under the name Ward Robe. Many other celebrity pseudonyms listed (Drew Curtis not on the list).
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(some girl) |
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All types of male models. Something for everyone. SFW
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(McDonalds) |
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Photoshop this McDonalds coupon. (Limit one per customer, additional charges may apply).
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Dairy Queen owner fined for painting his restaurant red, white, and blue.
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(Some Guy) |
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A test for that most valuable of skills: celebrity foot identification.
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(Healthscout.com) |
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Tips for avoiding worms include telling your kids not to eat dirt or play with poop
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(Some Guy) |
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Wet t-shirt contest. Not safe for work.
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(straitstimes.com) |
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100 year old Chinese woman's dying wish is to visit Beijing, her 60 year old son piggybacks her for a 10 day tour.
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Toothless, one-eyed man wanted for movie. Male farkers line up.
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(Orange Today) |
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US pet owners are learning animal first aid, including mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
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Nutjob tried to fling baby over railing, Mob beats nutjob into submission
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(Philly.com) |
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Scorpion: the poor mans soft shell crab
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Man arrested after police find him passed out on his couch, marijuana joint hanging from his lips
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Nitwit on airplane claims it's easy to bring aboard weapons, easier to cancel a flight by stupidity.
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You probably don't need to drink the full 8 glasses of water each day that you aren't drinking anyway
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