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Sun August 11, 2002
	California's Bill Simon asks for extension on filing 2001 taxes because two years isn't enough source: dailynews.yahoo.com \| share:	44
	Cubs fan flashing her, um, baseballs. Not safe for work source: rightfieldsucks.com \| share:	233
	Sex makes women athletes run faster source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	68
(Tilveran)	Cultural exchange: Check out an Icelandic Fark-like site. source: tilveran.is \| share:	96

(askmen.com)	AskMen's top ten list of TV game shows source: askmen.com \| share:	82
	Eddie the cook keeps cops in line, cops actually like it. source: sacbee.com \| share:	35
(IOL)	101 garden gnomes found arranged in French forest. Drew's gnome surrenders. source: iol.co.za \| share:	68
(zfilter)	Tales from the manual labour side of the restaurant workforce source: stainedapron.com \| share:	194
(Page 3)	Page 3's top 10 postcards of the week (not safe for work) source: page3.com	35

	Photoshop these suspender-wearing male models source: suspenders.com \| share:	94
(Some f_f)	Celebrity weener weekend continues... Josh Harnett. sfw. source: josh-hartnett.org	29
	People with low self esteem believe sadness is part of life and you shouldn't get rid of it. source: washington.edu \| share:	103
(Theoretical.com)	A treasure trove of odd images just begging to be worked into the next Photoshop contest source: theoretical.com \| share:	40
(Gamespy.com)	Domo-kun at GenCon. All praise. source: gamespy.com \| share:	30
(hometownannapolis.com)	Artistic piece of bear trap with human bone in it raises outcry of racism. Evidently, some race of humans is boneless. source: hometownannapolis.com \| share:	137
(Some Guy&Some Girl)	What does FARK sound like? Find out with the URL music generator. source: twofivesix.co.uk \| share:	69
	A parody of the Starburst commecial where a girl at a party unwraps a piece of candy with her tongue source: flashplayer.com \| share:	49
(Some Guy)	Christopher Walken's TNT Shrimp Appetizer source: cin.org \| share:	31
(deseretnews.com)	'Secondary virginity' in vogue. Couples abstain from sex for a selected time before wedding vow source: deseretnews.com \| share:	84
	Oxymoron or marketing genius? High-end discount store Target hits the bullseye source: foxnews.com \| share:	74
	In Al Qaeda and want to learn how to make lightbulb bombs? Just do a Google search source: foxnews.com \| share:	38
	Domino's begins charging $1 fee for delivery source: foxnews.com \| share:	112
	They're trying to take over our minds! Subliminal advertising DURING the show source: foxnews.com \| share:	65
	Some advice for the obese man suing McDonald's: How to eat (kinda) healthy fast food source: foxnews.com \| share:	26
	Online virtual-world games taking over the real world source: foxnews.com \| share:	50
(Some Guy)	Michael Jackson's face through the years source: anomalies-unlimited.com \| share:	69
	Jason Priestley slams into wall during race-car crash. In other news, people anxiously awaiting Tori Spelling's and Shannen Doherty's demise as part of "It happens in 3's" Law. source: foxnews.com \| share:	133
(ImOvaHereNow.com)	You got bowling in my pong. Pongling - a new addictive game source: rain.prohosting.com \| share:	27
(Some Guy)	Design your own album cover source: absolut.com \| share:	68
(Some fan)	Another farkette's favorite. Colin Farrell. Hooray for Weeners. (SFW) source: altocelebs.net \| share:	34
	Pitcher walks Barry Bonds to avoid a home run, next batter hits a Grand Slam source: sports.espn.go.com \| share:	33
(greensburgmag)	For over 100 years, Greensburg IN has had a tree growing on top of the courthouse tower. source: greensburgmag.com \| share:	31
(Law.com)	Court rules Alcatel owns employee's thoughts source: law.com \| share:	59
(Subigo)	Discover a ten million digit prime number and win $100,000 source: mersenne.org \| share:	44
	Saudi Prince warns of dangers of Christian Fundamentalism source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	137
(stoplaughingatme.com)	Techno Versus Mix Generator source: stoplaughingatme.com \| share:	23
(Some Guy)	Rebecca Gayheart Gallery source: terra.es	65
(Some Arab)	Let's go CAMEL-RACING. source: 194.170.28.130 \| share:	67
(20 mules)	Daimler Chrysler making a car that runs on Borax, source: caranddriver.com \| share:	48
	By the power of Greyskull. source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	72
(AskMen.com)	What to do when you buy two hookers at the same time. source: askmen.com \| share:	76
	Workmen paint around a cone they were too lazy to move (pics) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	48
	Homeless crime up as homeless seek (prison) roof over their heads source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	34
	Where are America's tornadoes? Britain, of all places source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	32
	Attention Parents: Kids who watch too much TV, video game violence become paranoid, aggresive, and just plain assbags source: news.com.au \| share:	59
(Seattle PI)	Ship hits whale at sea. Pulls into port with dead 40ft whale stuck to the bow. (with pic) source: seattlepi.nwsource.com \| share:	51
(Some Guy)	Cool Hangman game for Mensa types source: gearcore.com \| share:	209
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this pepper spray demonstration source: 216.89.226.179 \| share:	114
(Some Coppertone Guy)	New tanning pill cures zits, burns fat, causes unplanned erections in human males. Makes female mice horny, human female volunteers wanted. source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com \| share:	70
(Some Guy)	A history of Clear Channel source: clearchannel.com \| share:	115

Sat August 10, 2002
(Some Happy Farkette)	Something for every Farkette source: mostbeautifulman.com \| share:	116
(Some fan)	By request: Hugh Jackman (4 pages of pics..SWF) source: altocelebs.net \| share:	28
(Some Guy)	McDonalds Workers' Resistance source: mwr.org.uk \| share:	194
(Some Guy)	Heroic family dog drags problem child back into burning building source: thespark.com \| share:	98
(San Diego Union)	California Youth Jihad - The holy warrior once liked to Boogie-board source: signonsandiego.com \| share:	41
(XP-erience.org)	How to make your own XP theme. source: xp-erience.org \| share:	60
	Catholic colleges struggle to find proper policies toward sexually active students source: boston.com \| share:	76
	Yoshi's mods code name Project Endoworth: Putting a PDA docking craddle inside you PC. source: techtv.com \| share:	37
(Philly Inquirer)	2003 New Model Car Review source: cars.com \| share:	27
(some dude)	The world's worst super heroes extravaganza source: whatever-dude.com \| share:	61
	Electric shocks may help the morbidly obese lose their appetite source: nationalpost.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)	How to make your own movies using Quake source: machinima.com \| share:	17
(Count Chocula)	1961 Horror Monsters Non-Sport Trading Cards: The Largest Set Of Monster Trading Cards Of The 60s source: horrorcards.com \| share:	9
(Some Guy)	Committee for Quality Weeners presents: Jude Law. (SFW) source: brilliance.nu \| share:	36
	Top 25 SportsCenter Commercials. source: espn.go.com \| share:	30
(Some Guy)	Squirrel Hazing - the untold story source: web.wt.net \| share:	25
(Some Guy)	Your tax dollars at work - Defense research projects source: darpa.mil \| share:	30
	Movie reviewer has many "XXX" puns, none of them good. But neither is the movie, he says. source: azcentral.com \| share:	96
(Some Random)	Brooke Burke, MMM MMM Good source: members.fortunecity.com	71
	Incredibly sharp new photographs of the Moon (amazing pics) source: www3.cosmiverse.com \| share:	70
(Slashdot)	MS tells Dell they can no longer sell computers without an operating system. But they're still not a monopoly, really. source: slashdot.org \| share:	141
(Modesto Bee)	Experts say the rising number of cases of self-immolation in Afghanistan indicates a "cry for help." source: modbee.com \| share:	25
(Some Guy)	Watch drug deals happen on cam. Long live the Dutch. source: wwwshop.nl \| share:	36
(Some Guy)	Oy veh... Nice misguided Jewish lawyer pisses away life on a stripper. source: nymag.com \| share:	42
(thekcrachannel.com)	Manly man confronts snake on hiking trail source: thekcrachannel.com \| share:	29
(centralmaine.com)	Pro-pot group told they cannot exercise their right to assemble. Constitution surrenders. source: centralmaine.com \| share:	139
(Some Guy)	Vin Diesel. SFW source: vindieselworld.com \| share:	63
	Monks rumble on roof of the Holy Sepulchre. source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	28
	Photoshop this extreme wheelbarrower source: wheelbarrowfreestyle.com \| share:	101
(Some Guy)	When rolling stones go bad source: the.honoluluadvertiser.com \| share:	43
(Some Guy)	Collection of crazy Japanese commercials starring some of your favorite actors. source: japander.com \| share:	37
(Some Guy)	Were nursery rhymes written by space aliens? source: trygve.com \| share:	19
(Some Guy)	Man plays banjo at 4 am - is murdered by roommates. Sounds like justifiable homicide. Oh-the-dooh-dah-day. source: jacksonville.com \| share:	59
(Modesto Bee)	Ross Perot's attempt to portray himself as a "little, friendly Elf" fails to shield his company from California lawsuits. source: modbee.com \| share:	28
	Teacher convicted of burning student's newspaper source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	30
(Some Guy)	The date-my-sister project: Wherein guy performs much trickery upon his younger sister source: thespark.com \| share:	45
(Some Guy)	MTV has the worst shows on television source: mediaresearch.org \| share:	119
	The scoop on newfangled cat litter. source: slate.msn.com \| share:	23
(abcdf)	E. lists the best concert movies ever made source: eonline.com \| share:	31
	Man brings giant buttocks statue to court. source: cfnow.com \| share:	14
	Barry Bonds enters the 600 Club. source: msnbc.com \| share:	57
	Battlebots being taught in school source: nandotimes.com \| share:	13
(Some Guy)	Teapot man gets a ladle source: mirrorproject.com	22
	Pentagon considers bombing Mecca and Medina if Arabs don't foresake terrorism source: slate.msn.com \| share:	136
(some girl)	Classic Weeners. James Dean. (SFW) source: jeffburris.dnsalias.com \| share:	14
	sao paulo running out of blood. the solution? vampire day. source: chron.com \| share:	13
(Car and Driver)	Cadillac to unveil 16 cylinder, 700+ horsepower ultra-luxury car. source: caranddriver.com \| share:	69
	Brazil jogger decapitated in aircraft hit-and-run. source: chron.com \| share:	35
(Moscow Times)	Russian mint plans to sell gold coins with $300 face value for $13,000 apiece. source: themoscowtimes.com \| share:	19
	Houston man plans to tear down 200-year-old landmark mansion in Kentucky because it's not his idea of "good taste." source: chron.com \| share:	47
	Amazon river Pacu found in Mississippi River source: startribune.com \| share:	29
(Some Guy)	Natural beauty week continues at FARK with Niki Taylor source: hackernetwork.bla-bla.com	51
	Drug dealer thinks any reasonable person would kill a person who paid with counterfeit money. source: chron.com \| share:	41
	No health benefits to drinking 8 glasses of water per day, just makes you pee a lot. source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	104
(Mr Mephisto)	Now geeks who don't have a life can play having a life with other geeks who don't have a life... source: gamespot.com \| share:	63
	Chess Grandmaster Gary Kasparov to play super computer again. Kasparov readies excuses. source: nandotimes.com \| share:	45
(San Antonio Express News)	U.S. wants to give itself jurisdiction to police world's seas. source: news.mysanantonio.com \| share:	139
	romanian witches threaten NATO source: chron.com \| share:	47
	Teen mails death threat to Bush. Teen goes to jail. source: jsonline.com \| share:	106
(Some Guy)	Bob Chase, 81, master hammer thrower source: pressherald.com \| share:	29

Fri August 09, 2002
	Parents threaten to sue swimming league because their son, Stumpy, couldn't use a prosthetic fin. League disbands and they ruin it for everyone. source: foxnews.com \| share:	152
	Citizen Kane voted best movie ever source: dailynews.yahoo.com \| share:	215
	Hillary demands vist with Bush at Texas ranch, will do anything to get it source: nypost.com \| share:	62
(Some Guy)	Airport tips for travelers source: tsa.dot.gov \| share:	44
	Government loosening restrictions on stem cell research. source: newscientist.com \| share:	35
(Some Felt-Covered Guy)	Killer Muppet Show site source: kermitage.com \| share:	41
	Yes it's August again, get outside tonight and watch the Perseid meteor shower. source: www3.cosmiverse.com \| share:	28
(Some Farkette)	Photos from the NYC Fark Meetup source: evilgenius.net \| share:	34
	SUV fuel mileage to improve 25% by 2005. Everyone cheers source: usatoday.com \| share:	105
(Mr. Deadman)	Okay, dad... a little too much rogaine. source: 216.136.200.194 \| share:	139
	What would have happened to the development of science if Earth had been permanently covered by clouds? source: newscientist.com \| share:	26
	August: The heroic and tragic month for the Russian Navy. A tragedy happened on board the Russian K-122 submarine 22 years ago source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	23
(Miami.com)	Coming soon to ESPN: extreme aerobics. source: miami.com \| share:	39
(Dead Channels)	All TVs with digital tuners by June of 2007 source: euclid.nmu.edu \| share:	70
(Some Guy Urinating in Public)	The top five most eligible wino's....Turn Ons: Red Lights; Turn Offs: Hail source: moderndrunkardmagazine.com \| share:	37
(Some Guy)	Even Wil isn't immune to overzealous fans. source: literotica.com \| share:	104
(Some Guy)	Linux Kernel Booted on Xbox source: icrontic.com \| share:	121
	Archaeologists discover 4,000 year old bakery. Bread just a little stale. source: dsc.discovery.com \| share:	36
(Dub This! Boards)	Romeo + Juliet: In l33t. OMFG source: myboringlife.com \| share:	76
(R. Brown)	Millenium Falcon: Ship of Riddles source: synicon.com.au \| share:	88
	Drink up, boys. A gallery of the world's coolest beer bottles source: retrocrush.com \| share:	62
	Everything you need to know about the Black Plague source: health.discovery.com \| share:	49
(Calif. Taxpayer's Assn)	California wants to tax CRT tubes $30. Time to buy that flat panel display source: caltax.org \| share:	96
(Some Guy)	Quantum beer theory source: wohlmut.com \| share:	26
(Nasa.gov)	Need a new job? NASA is currently seeking astronauts. source: nasajobs.nasa.gov \| share:	55
(MLive.com)	Three arrested in theft of 3000 golf balls from driving range source: mlive.com \| share:	35
(The Nation)	How the drug industry drives up demand and prices. source: thenation.com \| share:	57
(Some Guy)	2002 MTV Video Music Award Nominations source: rockonthenet.com \| share:	237
	Newest extreme sport: Wheelbarrowing source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	59
(space.com)	Mars robot test to be webcast. Check it out, if you can pull yourself away from the boobies for 10 minutes. source: space.com \| share:	27
	New York looking to become no smoking section source: nandotimes.com \| share:	109
	Photoshop Bush in mid-air source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	164
(Some Sub)	Beverage Digest: The inside scoop on the Cola Wars source: beverage-digest.com \| share:	41
(wnbc.com)	Florida Union Accused of Using Voodoo source: wnbc.com \| share:	24
(Cinecon)	Jenna Elfman (TV's Dharma) ready to help Brendan Fraser make crappy Looney Tunes Movie. source: cinecon.com \| share:	71
	Massive recall of PT Crusiers, Chrysler admits that they are a POS source: money.cnn.com \| share:	158
(Some Guy)	Post your impressions of International Fark Meetup Day here. Link goes to a Google image search for "Nerd Party" source: images.google.com \| share:	152
	Bloomberg seeks smoking ban in all bars and restaurants source: boston.com \| share:	152
(tatu.us)	Teen lesbian duet Tatu's website "under attack" by Farkers source: tatu.us \| share:	135
	Beer Can Boat racing, mine is 278 feet long. source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	12
(Modern Drunkard Magazine)	Brush up on your bar slang, you boozgarting shelf jumper source: moderndrunkardmagazine.com \| share:	17
(Some Guy)	2 shootings in 2 weeks at Winchester, Kentucky Wal-Mart; K-mart surrenders source: kentucky.com \| share:	29
(Some Guy)	Photoshop a California license plate source: tahoecons.ca.gov \| share:	182
	Violence in media creates mean-ass kids. But don't tell them; you may damage their self-esteem source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	159
(kidswithtasers.com)	The downside of the 8-bit world source: kidswithtasers.com \| share:	107
(Times of India)	Indian pirates selling CD's and new movies for $1.40 each. RIAA passing bricks. Indian gov't will crack down when Vishnu says. source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com \| share:	91
(projo.com)	Restaurant's menu reads: "Hire the handicapped... they're fun to watch." Hilarity ensues. source: projo.com \| share:	329
(NVOS)	Drunk dude discovers secret behind "gnome hunting" source: jelly.eng.wayne.edu \| share:	78
(Pioneer Press)	Cheerleader banned from being captain for smoking and drinking is suing because it will ruin her social life source: twincities.com \| share:	158
(Some Guy)	One of Hollywood�s natural beauties - Charlize Theron (not safe for work) source: hackernetwork.com	110
(iwon.com)	Robber stabs victim feels bad administers first aid source: news1.iwon.com \| share:	46
	Online selling is closing second hand book stores source: smh.com.au \| share:	47
	Geek Horiscopes source: bbspot.com \| share:	48
	Allways On the Go? Mobile Boobies Are On the Way source: news.com.com	46
	Woman who regularly wanders neighborhood takes a nap under man's truck. Woman won't be wandering neighborhood anymore source: chron.com \| share:	38
(icLiverpool)	Car thieves arrested when they dump stolen car in police station carpark source: icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk \| share:	15
(Honolulu StarBulletin)	HI Governor canidate to go to court to pick up an ounce of pot source: starbulletin.com \| share:	56
	Women like french-kissing total strangers, study says source: ncbuy.com \| share:	93
	Moms are deadbeat dads too source: foxnews.com \| share:	54
(Some Guy)	15 year old Russian lesbians set to take over the world of Pop Music. Britney surrenders. source: tatu.us \| share:	265
(Some Guy)	Finally a way to get that SUV driver off the cell phone source: mobileblocker.com \| share:	90
(Some GayHobbit)	Somebody out there believes theres an audience for Legolas and Sam erotic Fan fiction. Tolkien Surrenders. source: libraryofmoria.com \| share:	91
	Create a silly "Danger" sign source: law.usyd.edu.au \| share:	163
(Some Guy)	Look up your CEO's salary. source: ecomponline.com \| share:	118

Thu August 08, 2002
(Webshots)	Photoshop the USS Constellation invading Sydney source: community.webshots.com \| share:	127
	Photoshop Britney winning a surfboard at the Teen Choice Awards source: us.news2.yimg.com \| share:	136
(Some Familiar Guy)	Scientists have theories of what causes d�j� vu. Agents changing something in the matrix is not one of them. source: pni.org \| share:	86
(Some hoser)	FARK meet-up world domination parties tonight. (link goes to a real party) source: images.google.com \| share:	139
	Snip snip OUCH .... Doctor accidentially cuts off man's penis source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	159
	Pretend you are Nostradamus by predicting what headlines will be on Fark in one hundred years. Link goes to Google. source: directory.google.com \| share:	383
	Crow shocks scientists by making her own tools source: msnbc.com \| share:	145
	Steven Seagal snaps at reporter for questioning his mob connections source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	59
(Some Guy)	Quality education in the United Kingdom (SFW) source: schooldisco.com \| share:	75
	Put a tattoo on my Butt instead source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	73
	Anna Nicole Smith is illiterate. Her fail english? Thats Unpossible. source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	120
	Rangers' Rocker apologizes for anti-gay remarks source: azcentral.com \| share:	208
	Microsoft lied about how secure its Passport service really is source: usatoday.com \| share:	69
(NY Daily News)	Rabbi friend of Michael Jackson writes marital advice book source: nydailynews.com \| share:	38
(MaineToday.com)	Shark Sightings Actually Attract Tourists to Maine source: pressherald.com \| share:	45
	Bid to put a tattoo on someone's shaved head source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	80
	Beware of Al Qaeda's killer light bulbs source: foxnews.com \| share:	124
(Japander.com)	Collection of Japanese commercials by celebrities. Check out the Arnold Schwarzenegger collection. source: japander.com \| share:	40
	Photoshop this face stretching freak source: us.news2.yimg.com \| share:	112
	Photoshop These Elvis Impersonaters source: nandotimes.com \| share:	70
	Meet the Ohio mom who sent her 11 year old son to buy crack. source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	148
(Some Guy)	Garden gnomes being liberated in France...Amelie unavailable for comment source: ananova.com \| share:	33
(Wacky Times)	Fun game: get the snake to eat the mice. source: wackytimes.com \| share:	39
(Some Guy)	Nise Scout Gallery source: terra.es	107
	Money talks, doctor walks: surgeon leaves patient on table to go cash paycheck. source: seattlepi.nwsource.com \| share:	64
	10 people fall into aquarium full of sharks... and immediately soil themselves. source: chron.com \| share:	75
(World Net Daily)	Rush Limbaugh proposes attacking Iraq and Saudi Arabia on September 11th source: wnd.com \| share:	632
	Notre Dame to ban tailgating at football games source: suntimes.com \| share:	73
(washingtontimes)	NRA board member accidently shoots glass door during reception source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	52
	Bigfoot Named in Murder Defense source: msn.espn.go.com \| share:	47
	New way to lose weight: Shock treatments source: azcentral.com \| share:	40
	People starting to think that NSYNC singer Lance Bass' plans to go to space are just a publicity stunt. source: www3.cosmiverse.com \| share:	51
(IOL)	German culture minister thinks Britney should replace Beethoven and Bach in school music lessons source: iol.co.za \| share:	99
	Jeremy Irons gets bored at airport, decides to clean up source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	93
(ScientificAmerican)	Snakes fly in rainforest. Trouser-snakes surrender. source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	39
	$200m bank bill nightmare source: finance.news.com.au \| share:	18
(wnbc.com)	Texas Tourists Showered With Urine. Disney Sees New Theme Park Gimmick. Hey Pluto... source: wnbc.com \| share:	27
(Dayton Daily News)	New SUV has pop-up .50 caliber machine gun turret source: activedayton.com \| share:	64
	Airport security forces woman to drink own breast milk. Lawyers everywhere licking their chops. source: nypost.com \| share:	96
(Some Dildonian)	In Canada, You Enter Dildo source: baccalieu.nf.ca \| share:	77
(Roll Call)	Traficant prevented from running from prison b/c his new home is outside his district source: rollcall.com \| share:	23
	Did that beach-stand guy have a Polish accent or was it just me? source: foxnews.com \| share:	36
	Crappy singer will get to sing his cynically marketed song after all -- on Fox "News" Channel source: foxnews.com \| share:	95
	Take that, W! Liberals try to take back ballot initiatives from conservatives source: foxnews.com \| share:	84
	Author calls today's writers bloated, self-indulgent and overrated source: foxnews.com \| share:	167
	Photoshop this president mexican-kissing his pope source: reuters.com \| share:	100
(arcataeye.com)	Arcata Police Log Update: Brain Medicine, authorized and otherwise source: arcataeye.com \| share:	38
	Golf Survey: 18% of low-handicappers have sex during round while only 8% of duffers get lucky source: sportsbybrooks.com \| share:	58
	Media should not focus on Cheney's hecklers source: newsmax.com \| share:	106
	Drug lords were loaded even in biblical times source: msnbc.com \| share:	45
	Alamo rental service to fight speeding tickets for you. source: azcentral.com \| share:	40
(Central Maine)	Collection Agency sends threatening letter demanding payment of $0.00.. source: centralmaine.com \| share:	69
	National TV IQ test deemed "dangerous" as " a low mark could have crushed some people's self-esteem" source: news.com.au \| share:	161
	Lowtax email pranks white supremacists source: somethingawful.com \| share:	103
	People dumped into shark tank after platform collapses source: europe.cnn.com \| share:	52
(FunReports)	115 people arrested at Atlanta sex party. Send bail money for 112 Farkers to Drew source: funreports.com \| share:	108
(Some Guy)	Knit it yourself. Don't bribe your Grandma. Cool Patterns Hot Styles source: beehivewool.com \| share:	42
(the_marq)	Farker 'the_marq' playing bocci with friends source: telusplanet.net \| share:	114
	Inconsistent speed of light may debunk Einstein source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	162
	Stardust spacecraft is collecting comet dust and bringing it back to Earth source: www3.cosmiverse.com \| share:	57
	Houston offensive lineman Ryan Young's groin injury requires surgery. ow ow ow ow ow Muscle tore away bone fragment. ow ow ow ow source: espn.go.com \| share:	60

Wed August 07, 2002
	MLB Players agree to steroid testing....who breaks it to the Yankees? source: espn.go.com \| share:	120
	Ugly-ass, rare, stinky, weener-lookin' flower getting ready to bloom source: dsc.discovery.com \| share:	58
	New extreme sport still has some wrinkles source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	51
(Kansas City Star)	Creationists win in Kansas primaries. Here we go again source: kansascity.com \| share:	205
	Man fires .22 into water several times and then points gun at face, forgetting there is one round left source: dfw.com \| share:	101
	Caption Pamela Anderson with Mark McGrath holding his balls source: us.news2.yimg.com \| share:	114
	Diamond necklace that was swallowed and shat out to be sold on eBay. source: reuters.com \| share:	63
	Doping: Eating pork creates illegal levels of Nandrolone source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	64
	Stock analyst makes $100K contribution to Democrats when he receives subpoena source: nypost.com \| share:	66
	Doctor asks for scalpal, gets funny looks, complains that nurses can't speak english, gets called a racist and fired. source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	191
(TMC)	Lost autographed green bay packer rubber chicken, valued at "thousands", returned to owner. source: themilwaukeechannel.com \| share:	62
	Starbucks to stop advertising its "Short" coffee cup due to lack of room on menu source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	147
	China warns Taiwan for 1,009,472th time not to declare independence source: dailynews.yahoo.com \| share:	155
	Detective says of suicide jumper 'I think we can assume he picked this building because it is tall' source: abclocal.go.com \| share:	43
	NRA Board Member unwittingly takes out glass door with loaded handgun in crowded room, but "Nobody was in any danger" source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	161
	Law banning redneck landscaping passes first hurdle source: msnbc.com \| share:	82
(Albany Times Union)	Final score: Stolen cars 1- - - Good Deeds Going Unpunished 0 source: timesunion.com \| share:	41
(Philly.com)	Woman who got court permission to abort had a miscarriage anyway source: philly.com \| share:	151
(PennLive)	Officials want large roadside shrine to car crash victims removed to prevent another deadly accident by those who slow down to look at it source: pennlive.com \| share:	46
(Stuff Magazine)	America's Funniest co-host Daisy Fuentes (MSFW) source: stuffmagazine.com \| share:	118
(Some Guy)	Video of Orca breaching to crush a Kayaker source: ugo.com \| share:	38
(Sun-Sentinel)	New law requires women who place children up for adoption to publish their past sexual histories in the newspaper. In other news, Johnie Cochran's pager explodes source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	301
	Cab driver tries to takes out Oasis, but they only end up with minor injuries. Give him an A for effort. source: news.scotsman.com \| share:	164
	Tyco's former CEO spent more then $135,000,000 on luxury items, including a $6,000 shower curtain. source: money.cnn.com \| share:	115
(Atlanta Journal)	School says PB&J's must now be only J's source: accessatlanta.com \| share:	355
	Prostitute sues Finland over lost income. Wow, outside America, they have legitimate lawsuits source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	34
(Daily Herald)	Prison inmate escapes in his boxer shorts. Freedom is brief source: dailyherald.com \| share:	41
(local6.com)	Lightning strikes redneck -- for fourth time source: local6.com \| share:	69
	Hendrix named greatest guitarist source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	556
(Canada.com)	Studies show women really can't read maps. source: canada.com \| share:	107
	13 year-old kid holds up news stand, demands porn. source: abclocal.go.com \| share:	53
(Tallahassee)	FSU adopts "Let's Roll." slogan as its team motto. PC police complain. source: tallahassee.com \| share:	166
(Times Dispatch)	YWCA has meal for homeless to teach them etiquette for when they dine out source: timesdispatch.com \| share:	68
	Who knew that eating nothing but meat & water could be bad for you? source: usatoday.com \| share:	156
(AndGor)	Personal action figures source: andgor.com \| share:	60
(stuff.co.nz)	Drunken teacher crawls into wrong bed in wrong hotel, begins caressing total female stranger; shows up in court with two very black eyes source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	86
(holecity)	Corey Dillon's jockstrap on eBay for $80. Who buys this crap? source: holecity.com \| share:	46
(San Antonio)	Video of San Antonio tourists being hosed down after being doused with human waste source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	47
	Taiwan cancels wargames, China heaves a resounding, "Awwwww, MAN." source: cnn.com \| share:	38
(news-press.com)	Man who put needles in burgers won't be prosecuted if he admits it source: news-press.com \| share:	28
(NBC 4)	Man who put curse on city sewer system in 1970 will remove curse if City apologizes source: nbc4.tv \| share:	27
	photoshop Taiwan's president as he makes threats against rival China with a giant hammer balloon source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	138
(San Antonio)	San Antonio tourists are stripped naked and hosed down after being doused with an unknown substance from a riverwalk bridge (possibly portable toilet waste) source: news.mysanantonio.com \| share:	47
(TheStar)	Erotically driving couple fess up the details source: thestar.com \| share:	42
	Spirit Airlines giving away free flights on September 11th source: msnbc.com \| share:	34
	Farking golf shirts on sale this week (safe for work) source: cafeshops.com \| share:	35
(BaseballFan)	Photoshop this idiot getting dragged off of the infield by security at Yankee Stadium. source: viequeslibre.addr.com \| share:	61
(via Orbusmax.com)	Is Urban Sprawl really a problem in the U.S.? Only 5% of the U.S. developed - if you include Alaska, it drops to 3% source: heritage.org \| share:	192
(Someone)	Mardi Gras and amateur men (not safe for work) source: www3.matventures.com	54
	Hollywood starts a revolution of older women dating younger men. source: azcentral.com \| share:	74
(Some Guy)	Slang search. Helping adults understand what the hell the youth of America are saying... source: slangsearch.com \| share:	63
(creationism.org)	Creationist book "Proofs of Evolution Examined". If you find a mistake, let him know. source: creationism.org \| share:	476
(Page 3)	A blonde model named Anna that isn't frightening to look at (not safe for work) source: page3.com	75
	Hollywood is out of ideas: and the numbers prove it source: azcentral.com \| share:	51
(Some Guy)	12 year old girl nearly gets hat trick in soccer game, but gets assaulted by coach from opposing team. source: mississauga.com \| share:	92
	Archives of removed or otherwise controversial news stories source: thememoryhole.org \| share:	70
(Orlando Sentinel)	Photoshop the latest Florida ballot that's in dispute source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	94
	Bud Selig used Arthur Anderson accountant to manipulate value of New York Mets source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com \| share:	38
	Woman who had debit card stolen sees bank balance increase after thief uses card to bet and wins at racetrack source: timesonline.co.uk \| share:	77

Tue August 06, 2002
(IOL)	Woman sets up begging website to pay off her credit card bill and it works source: iol.co.za \| share:	201
	Body parts! Freshly harvested! Get your diseased body parts! One Farker works here too� source: salon.com \| share:	38
(Toronto G&M)	Canada may lose magnetic north pole to Russia source: globeandmail.com \| share:	84
(Times of India)	Flying octopus creature attacking people in India. Monkey-man not involved. source: indiapress.org \| share:	56
(MichelleBranch.com)	Photoshop Michelle Branch back when she was 3 source: michellebranch.net \| share:	117
	Philadelphia Eagles publish team's cheerleaders in lingerie calendar - Team PR director: "We looked to push the envelope, we wanted to steam it open." source: sportsbybrooks.com \| share:	43
	In an attempt to make beer a more "feminine" drink, British women pay homage Ninkasi, the Sumerian Goddess of Beer. source: reuters.com \| share:	43
	Umbilical augmentation surgery on the rise source: azcentral.com \| share:	57
	The "Anna Nicole Show" reviews are in: "vomitorium" "monstervision" "pathetic" source: msnbc.com \| share:	144
	Unser, Jr. out of rehab. Ready to return to beer-filled world of racing. source: msn.espn.go.com \| share:	52
(NewsOK)	Bill Gates makes big investment in Six Flags. Expect roller coasters to start crashing in near future. source: newsok.com \| share:	54
	Anna Nicole gets highest ratings in E. history source: foxnews.com \| share:	151
	The summer of the bomb source: nandotimes.com \| share:	90
(Some Guy)	Garlic flavoured ice cream launched in Romania - Dracula unavailable for comment source: thisisgloucestershire.co.uk \| share:	52
	Europe begins construction of Mars lander. At least we know they will use the metric system. source: cnn.com \| share:	80
(NBC 5)	Owner of 250 lb 20 ft python thinks it is dead. Throws it away. Smell of city dumps wakes it up. source: nbc5.com \| share:	36
(Some Guy)	Go fishing with a hooker in Panama - Not safe for work source: latinmermaids.com	86
(NewsNet5.com)	Browns ban beer bottles source: newsnet5.com \| share:	72
	John McEnroe will play Boris Becker at US Open source: azcentral.com \| share:	30
	Jeb Bush criticizes pro-Jeb Bush PAC after group sends fund raising letters questioning Janet Reno's sex life. Group disbands in protest. source: nando.com \| share:	70
	Next head of the church of england becomes a druid. source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	78
	Diet Vanilla Coke. Coming this fall. source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	321
(Charlotte.com)	Following Jesse Ventura's stellar run in Minnesota, Ric Flair may quit WWE to run for governor of NC. source: charlotte.com \| share:	111
	Broker claims Martha Stewart sold ImClone stock using insider information. Also says she uses low-grade paper on doilies. source: nypost.com \| share:	54
(Some Guy)	Woman kills husband and flees to Florida. Gets caught right after facelift (with pic) source: wral.com \| share:	110
	Guinea pigs board Winnebago for cross-country trek source: fresnobee.com \| share:	38
	Trafficant has been moved into his new home: federal prison. source: jsonline.com \| share:	63
(Some Guy)	Fark squirrel stars in The Squirrel Nuts Song source: flowgo.com \| share:	55
	Anyone see a naked woman running through their yard this morning? source: news.com.au \| share:	272
(local6.com)	Cigarette sales cut in half by harsh N.Y. tax source: local6.com \| share:	170
(upi.com)	Ah, the lovely dog days of August: Perfect time to throw a war source: upi.com \| share:	64
(postgazette.com)	Ozzy prevents potential 10th trapped miner. source: post-gazette.com \| share:	56
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this kid source: tss.qld.edu.au \| share:	105
	Military briefing depicts Saudis as enemies of the US source: msnbc.com \| share:	267
	Michael Rutzen: biggest balls on planet or dumbass? source: sundaytimes.news.com.au \| share:	94
	Who needs a goat? UK town elects monkey mayor. source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	36
	Some ATMs weren't working on 9/11; $15 million stolen source: usatoday.com \| share:	83
(benmaller.com)	Five ex-Dolphins now on the Patriots pose for a picture with their Super Bowl Rings affixed to their extended middle fingers and send it to Dolphins LB Zack Thomas source: benmaller.com \| share:	119
(IOL)	Police looking for man who 'forcibly' stole semen from job-seeker source: iol.co.za \| share:	84
(thestar.com)	Police in Southern Ontario pull over couple engaged in erotic driving source: thestar.com \| share:	84
	Photoshop a poster for the next summer blockbuster. This link goes to an ad for a cinematic masterpiece source: posters.imdb.com \| share:	204
(local6.com)	Homeless people to be jailed in Orlando if caught sitting or lying on downtown sidewalks source: local6.com \| share:	129
	197 foot tall monument of naked man now wearing 21 foot condom source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	79
(Sporting News)	Redskins allow kids to continue selling drinks and cookies, this time inside stadium source: sportingnews.com \| share:	28
	As end to $14B "Big Dig" nears, planners just now start to think about 'what if there was a fire.' source: boston.com \| share:	73
	If you signed up for Fark Meetup Day on Thursday you need to do the one-click RSVP to make it count. If you haven't signed up yet, there's still time! source: fark.meetup.com \| share:	66
	Two heads are better than one source: foxnews.com \| share:	35
(local6.com)	Billboard of Jesus holding bottle of Budweiser beer defaced source: local6.com \| share:	113
(PhiilyBurbs)	Drugs make you have sex in the trunk of a Neon source: phillyburbs.com \| share:	55
(wkktfm.com)	Apparently voting wasn't enabled yesterday. Help Badger's daughter win cute kid contest. Gallery 4 #26 source: wkktfm.com \| share:	95
	Photoshop this guy reading a newspaper source: a799.ms.akamai.net \| share:	95
(Honolulu StarBulletin)	Fark Cool job of the week: Chocolate Taster source: starbulletin.com \| share:	34
	Good samaritan stops to help at an accident. His car is stolen by one of the victims. source: msnbc.com \| share:	75
(Some Guy)	"Tricked out" Del Sol for the millenium source: ecubed.com \| share:	156
	Parrot forced to get on the wagon source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	21
	Life on Mars Confirmed source: www3.cosmiverse.com \| share:	76
(Spaceflightnow.com)	NASA developed alloy promises to improve car mileage, emmisions source: spaceflightnow.com \| share:	26
	Crazy geek overclocks his house's electrical system, hilarity ensues. source: bbspot.com \| share:	32
	Will it ever end? More gnomes stolen. source: news.scotsman.com \| share:	31
(Some Radio Station)	Rock 105.3 (San Diego) Wet on the Net pictures (not safe for work) source: rock1053.com	44
(Rice.edu)	Rice U scientists to build a supercomputer that can predict the future. source: riceinfo.rice.edu \| share:	70
	Photoshop this crazy kiteboarder. source: us.news2.yimg.com \| share:	42
	Humanitarian John Rocker makes anti-gay remarks to fellow bar patrons source: msn.espn.go.com \| share:	111
(Some Background Investigator)	Catholic school requires background investigation on parents (nevermind teachers or priests) source: dallasnews.com \| share:	44
(Spaceflightnow.com)	Space Station crew completes experiment: improved drug delivery method source: spaceflightnow.com \| share:	46
(Orange Today)	Dog released after serving year and a half jail sentence for biting man source: orange-today.co.uk \| share:	26
(Some Guy)	Exactly how much money is "all the money in the world"? source: howstuffworks.com \| share:	79
	Fans from around the globe converge in Austria to celebrate lederhosen source: news.scotsman.com \| share:	15
	Parents running a 'preteen model' site finally get in trouble source: msnbc.com \| share:	177
	UFO blamed for air show crash source: news.com.au \| share:	71
(Some Evil Corporation)	More sauce than you can sling your nuggets at. source: ronald.com \| share:	43
(Kuro5hin)	A detailed position paper for the Shutthefarkupocrat party, the official political party of Fark. source: kuro5hin.org \| share:	63
	Been bitten by a crocodile lately? Yes? Then you get a free case of beer. source: ncbuy.com \| share:	29
	Gun locks given away for free across MN source: startribune.com \| share:	47
(NBC 4 L.A.)	The voice of the Los Angeles Lakers falls silent: Announcer Chick Hearn dies after fall at home. source: nbc4.tv \| share:	78

Mon August 05, 2002
(local6.com)	Prison teaches yoga to inmates source: local6.com \| share:	57
(Some Physicist)	The Seven Warning Signs of Voodoo Science source: bobpark.com \| share:	114
	Pop songs becoming funeral favorites source: azcentral.com \| share:	424
(9 News)	Police dog jumps at suspect pointing gun at him and his partner. Takes a bullet in the paw and saves his partner. source: 9news.com \| share:	72
	Dave Parker 1, Cougars 0 source: cnn.com \| share:	37
(Some Guy)	Pics from 103GBF 2003 thong calendar contest (not safe for work) source: 103gbf.com \| share:	94
(Some Guy)	Dudes from 103GBF wet boxer contest source: 103gbf.com \| share:	43
	Selig says first place Twins shining season is 'aberration' source: startribune.com \| share:	162
(Charlotte.com)	Midwestern town of 111 people claims to be 'Lobster capital of Nebraska' source: charlotte.com \| share:	136
(cato.org)	When you add up the numbers, President Bush is less conservative than President Clinton. source: cato.org \| share:	561
(Orange Today)	More men are shunning sex in favour of a cup of cocoa and an early night source: orange-today.co.uk \| share:	119
	Vodafone encouraged streakers by mistake source: europe.cnn.com \| share:	64
	17-year-old sentenced to six months in prison and 250 lashes for having sex with camel source: arabnews.com \| share:	145
	Australian suicide bags will be shipped with the warning: 'Do not put this bag over your head. It could kill you' source: news.com.au \| share:	82
	Pakastanis worry anti-terror measures will prevent them from surfing web for porn. source: nando.com \| share:	39
	Marilyn Monroe died 40 years ago today. Assorted documents source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	50
	Top cops rescue sex doll from lake source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	65
	Woman arrested for assault gets bail, goes out and hits husband source: austin360.com \| share:	47
	Mini-me to lead world's largest chicken dance at Ohio's Oktoberfest Zinzinnati source: fox35wofl.com \| share:	47
(Palm Beach Post)	Woman lights cigarette while soaking hand in nail polish remover source: gopbi.com \| share:	80
	LAX Security confiscates 2 inch GI Joe toy gun from a 7 year old boy. source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	160
	Lajitas takes wounding of its mayor -- a beer-drinking goat -- seriously source: austin360.com \| share:	49
(Homestar Runner)	New Strong Bad Email source: homestarrunner.com \| share:	97
	Meet Inna Zobova, Wonderbra's new boobie model (safe for work) source: thesun.co.uk	69
	77 days since Cheney's answered any press questions source: sfgate.com \| share:	101
	George Michael not doing much better in UK than US source: thesun.co.uk \| share: