Tue August 06, 2002 |
(IOL) |
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Woman sets up begging website to pay off her credit card bill and it works
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Body parts! Freshly harvested! Get your diseased body parts! One Farker works here too�
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(Toronto G&M) |
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Canada may lose magnetic north pole to Russia
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(Times of India) |
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Flying octopus creature attacking people in India. Monkey-man not involved.
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(MichelleBranch.com) |
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Photoshop Michelle Branch back when she was 3
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Philadelphia Eagles publish team's cheerleaders in lingerie calendar - Team PR director: "We looked to push the envelope, we wanted to steam it open."
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In an attempt to make beer a more "feminine" drink, British women pay homage Ninkasi, the Sumerian Goddess of Beer.
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Umbilical augmentation surgery on the rise
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The "Anna Nicole Show" reviews are in: "vomitorium" "monstervision" "pathetic"
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Unser, Jr. out of rehab. Ready to return to beer-filled world of racing.
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(NewsOK) |
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Bill Gates makes big investment in Six Flags. Expect roller coasters to start crashing in near future.
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Anna Nicole gets highest ratings in E. history
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The summer of the bomb
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(Some Guy) |
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Garlic flavoured ice cream launched in Romania - Dracula unavailable for comment
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Europe begins construction of Mars lander. At least we know they will use the metric system.
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(NBC 5) |
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Owner of 250 lb 20 ft python thinks it is dead. Throws it away. Smell of city dumps wakes it up.
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(Some Guy) |
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Go fishing with a hooker in Panama - Not safe for work
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(NewsNet5.com) |
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Browns ban beer bottles
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John McEnroe will play Boris Becker at US Open
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Jeb Bush criticizes pro-Jeb Bush PAC after group sends fund raising letters questioning Janet Reno's sex life. Group disbands in protest.
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Next head of the church of england becomes a druid.
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Diet Vanilla Coke. Coming this fall.
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(Charlotte.com) |
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Following Jesse Ventura's stellar run in Minnesota, Ric Flair may quit WWE to run for governor of NC.
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Broker claims Martha Stewart sold ImClone stock using insider information. Also says she uses low-grade paper on doilies.
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(Some Guy) |
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Woman kills husband and flees to Florida. Gets caught right after facelift (with pic)
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Guinea pigs board Winnebago for cross-country trek
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Trafficant has been moved into his new home: federal prison.
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(Some Guy) |
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Fark squirrel stars in The Squirrel Nuts Song
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Anyone see a naked woman running through their yard this morning?
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(local6.com) |
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Cigarette sales cut in half by harsh N.Y. tax
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(upi.com) |
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Ah, the lovely dog days of August: Perfect time to throw a war
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(postgazette.com) |
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Ozzy prevents potential 10th trapped miner.
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(Some Guy) |
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Photoshop this kid
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Military briefing depicts Saudis as enemies of the US
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Michael Rutzen: biggest balls on planet or dumbass?
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Who needs a goat? UK town elects monkey mayor.
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Some ATMs weren't working on 9/11; $15 million stolen
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(benmaller.com) |
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Five ex-Dolphins now on the Patriots pose for a picture with their Super Bowl Rings affixed to their extended middle fingers and send it to Dolphins LB Zack Thomas
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(IOL) |
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Police looking for man who 'forcibly' stole semen from job-seeker
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(thestar.com) |
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Police in Southern Ontario pull over couple engaged in erotic driving
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Photoshop a poster for the next summer blockbuster. This link goes to an ad for a cinematic masterpiece
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(local6.com) |
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Homeless people to be jailed in Orlando if caught sitting or lying on downtown sidewalks
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197 foot tall monument of naked man now wearing 21 foot condom
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(Sporting News) |
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Redskins allow kids to continue selling drinks and cookies, this time inside stadium
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As end to $14B "Big Dig" nears, planners just now start to think about 'what if there was a fire.'
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If you signed up for Fark Meetup Day on Thursday you need to do the one-click RSVP to make it count. If you haven't signed up yet, there's still time!
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Two heads are better than one
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(local6.com) |
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Billboard of Jesus holding bottle of Budweiser beer defaced
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(PhiilyBurbs) |
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Drugs make you have sex in the trunk of a Neon
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(wkktfm.com) |
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Apparently voting wasn't enabled yesterday. Help Badger's daughter win cute kid contest. Gallery 4 #26
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Photoshop this guy reading a newspaper
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(Honolulu StarBulletin) |
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Fark Cool job of the week: Chocolate Taster
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Good samaritan stops to help at an accident. His car is stolen by one of the victims.
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(Some Guy) |
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"Tricked out" Del Sol for the millenium
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Parrot forced to get on the wagon
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Life on Mars Confirmed
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(Spaceflightnow.com) |
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NASA developed alloy promises to improve car mileage, emmisions
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Crazy geek overclocks his house's electrical system, hilarity ensues.
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Will it ever end? More gnomes stolen.
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(Some Radio Station) |
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Rock 105.3 (San Diego) Wet on the Net pictures (not safe for work)
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(Rice.edu) |
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Rice U scientists to build a supercomputer that can predict the future.
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Photoshop this crazy kiteboarder.
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Humanitarian John Rocker makes anti-gay remarks to fellow bar patrons
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(Some Background Investigator) |
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Catholic school requires background investigation on parents (nevermind teachers or priests)
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(Spaceflightnow.com) |
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Space Station crew completes experiment: improved drug delivery method
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(Orange Today) |
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Dog released after serving year and a half jail sentence for biting man
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(Some Guy) |
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Exactly how much money is "all the money in the world"?
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Fans from around the globe converge in Austria to celebrate lederhosen
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Parents running a 'preteen model' site finally get in trouble
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UFO blamed for air show crash
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(Some Evil Corporation) |
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More sauce than you can sling your nuggets at.
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(Kuro5hin) |
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A detailed position paper for the Shutthefarkupocrat party, the official political party of Fark.
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Been bitten by a crocodile lately? Yes? Then you get a free case of beer.
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Gun locks given away for free across MN
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(NBC 4 L.A.) |
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The voice of the Los Angeles Lakers falls silent: Announcer Chick Hearn dies after fall at home.
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