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Sun July 28, 2002
(dailytelegraph.com)
 
 
 
City of Rome surrenders to man making a fortune collecting coins from famed Trevi fountain
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(local6.com)
 
 
 
Gas prices edge higher
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Addictive 3D Bowling Game
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study concludes that luck is reason for lack of wild economic swings, not Greenspan.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Useless biased CNN article of the day: why we burn coal.
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(BMW)
 
 
 
A preview of the new BMW Z4
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clap on, crap off. After two decades, "The Clapper" still dominates smart-home technology market
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(AP)
 
 
 
Clinton tells truth; Bush hides under shrub
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop everyone grabbing the balls at MTV China Awards
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(Hollywood.Com)
 
 
 
Hard Core Harry Potter? Alfonso Cuaron, director of the smoldering Y Tu Mama Tambien to helm third installment of boy wizard series.
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Fire at registered arsonist's home. Guess who set the fire.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Feeling bad about getting older can kill you
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(Bakersfield Californian)
 
 
 
California prison guards make up to $100K a year. Turns out crime does pay.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marshmellow roasting accident kills 6-year-old. Smore news later.
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Anglican Church badly hurt in stock market crisis. Liquidating assets.
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Really hot girls looking for sand crabs (not safe for work)
source: yonkis.ya.com
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Armstrong says he'll do 2 more Tours de France. Borges and France surrender.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Heidi Klum pics. Not safe for work.
source: tonkslatoss.com
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Clueless reporter discovers teens binge drink.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands of jumbo flying squid invade California (w/pics)
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Take the TechTV Photoshop challenge. Submit your work, let's sweep it.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US surgeon misses bullet in soldier's chest - UK surgeon finds it 58 years later
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Fake band names complete with fake album cover (link goes nowhere important)
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(WWN)
 
 
 
80's TV shows are raising the IQ ratings of couch potatoes
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(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Man who fathered 21 kids looking forward to having more; wife not so keen on idea
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lance Armstrong wins Tour de France. Ron Borges surrenders.
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(The KCRA Channel)
 
Video
 
Another big rig truck hangs precariously over freeway bridge
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(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Man builds 35ft long replica of the Tantive IV, also known as the Rebel Blockade Runner. With pic
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Sex offenders avoid getting therapy in jail because the state uses what they say in therapy to hold them indefinitely.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trapped Miners Pulled From PA Shaft
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
'Giant lizard' sparks emergency dispatch in Japan. Ultraman on the scene within minutes.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker driving his brand new car
source: travis.vigor.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stars & Stripes)
 
 
 
Man rides rollercoaster for 64 days, going for 101
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Fake ghost photos (link goes to some examples)
source: ghoststudy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News Times LA)
 
 
 
Walken pantsless, wearing bunny slippers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Mubarak and Chirac. Notice which one appears to be surrendering.
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 27, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rescuers make contact with miners via telephone.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Egypt will rebuild ancient tomb - Doo Dah, Doo Dah...
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(Google)
 
 
 
What's the strangest image you can Google using mundane search terms? (This link goes to Russians in bondage gear found after a search done on the word "marker") Voting enabled.
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Homeless man breaks into U.S. Air Force base to "see fighter jets"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Injured tortoise uses skateboard to get around
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Cost cutting Ontario government hires woman to find ways to trim fat at public hydro utility, and she promptly bills over $300, 000 in limo expenses to shuttle a nanny around
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The only thing that changes in florida is the date
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of the assault rifle, says he is proud of developing the AK-47 but wishes he'd designed something to help people instead like a lawnmower.
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(some girl)
 
 
 
I've heard of Cow Tipping...but Cow TAPING?
source: octanecreative.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
Amusing mathematical proofs
source: userpages.umbc.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Writer)
 
 
 
Men have 9 inch penis', and other erotic story clich�s
source: modemac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Need some creative gardening tips? Try weedwacking crop circles in your yard.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Counterstrike player proves an exceptionally sore loser.
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(ajc)
 
 
 
UFO chase over DC?
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Indian ISPs to block popular websites to extort money from them. Hotmail shaking at thought of losing traffic from Rajasthan
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Larry the giant lobster spared because he wouldn't fit on a plate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney salutes Mexico
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Queensland soccer club apologizes for using homeless man as target practice
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
ESPN thinks that professional bass fishing could be the next NASCAR.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House threatens lawsuit courier with arrest
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(ZekeMacNeil)
 
 
 
In honor of his 21st birthday, photoshop this old pic of Farker ZekeMacNeil and his sister, Farkette q-jo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lack of Boobies hurting German tourist attraction
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Nude statues appear clothed in Texas school textbook.
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Lawyers targeting amusment park roller coasters for lawsuits but can not find enough victims.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson says he will succeed in Middle East where Bush has failed.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker LordWatson needs a few new names to replace this year's sadly departed) for his Celebrity Deadpool, post only if you accept that you WILL go to hell by making suggestions. Link goes to the ultimate Dead Pool
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(Toyko Shock Boys)
 
 
 
The Tokyo Shock Boys: Insane Japanese men who eat pirranahs, squirt milk from their eye sockets and shoot fireworks from their asses. Perfect for Engrish fans
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(KATU TV)
 
 
 
Underage teenager cheerleaders accidentally visit strip club.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Read old drunken columnist's missive on "Big Titty Thursday Night"
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(Tampa Tribune)
 
 
 
Fed-Ex plane crash screws another Florida election.
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(CT Now)
 
 
 
2 students Princeton checked on Yale's computer were Bush's niece and Ara Parseghian's grandson.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Anna's incredible 2 game winning streak ends.
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(McDonalds)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Rejected McDonalds Happy Meal Ideas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
KISS takes back farewell
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(Some Guy Who Wants to Know)
 
 
 
Random Poll: What is your most memorable dream? Post in comments, voting enabled, link goes to picture of a horse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own comic book cover (This link goes to an old Weird Science comic)
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Fri July 26, 2002
(BBC)
 
 
 
Singer faces jail for kicking a balloon
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(space.com)
 
 
 
Most scientists doubt existence of invisible comets and a "mirror" universe.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Amputee horse gets artificial leg
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Completely inappropriate childrens book covers. (Link goes nowhere important)
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(DenverGov.Org)
 
 
 
Prostitutes shun free advertising - they prefer quiet businessmen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two volcanos go head to head over small Congo town
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Soccer team apologizes for using homeless man for target practice
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bingo Rage: We have hit rock bottom.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberals are stupid. Conservatives are evil.
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(melisaann.com)
 
Boobies
 
The Fredrick's of Hollywood Girl...Revealed. Many others as well. Kittens beware.
source: melisaann.com
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions think they're going to the Super Bowl this year. As one of the teams playing.
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(Some health nut)
 
 
 
Theme photoshop:Bizarre health and fitness products
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man complains of sore genitals, insists on being examined by female doctor 24 times.
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(Some Jet)
 
 
 
Wanna buy a Learjet?
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(Brock vs. the world)
 
 
 
Almost as cool as boobies. Special weapons, submachine guns, rifles and future weapons. Pleanty of pics.
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(berkeleybreathed.com)
 
 
 
Berkeley Breathed's favorite cartoons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alabama company develops anti-gravity machine. Newton surrenders.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oldest chesspiece ever found in Europe. No evidence yet of 1500 year old Nerds.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Escapee in orange jump suit found shopping at K-Mart (last story)
source: rock103.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Goat)
 
 
 
Fire department adopts goat, paint on black spots, decry loss of "Sappy" tag
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(Lycos)
 
 
 
Coke to release new drink to compete with Pepsi Blue.
source: news.lycos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 2)
 
 
 
Odd Todd gets to keep his unemployment checks
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Black Sabbath songs in Latin.
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(News-Press)
 
 
 
Man robs Brinks armored truck, steals bag with no cash in it
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Medical students to finally start being tested for bedside manner skills. AMA fighting it because it will cost money.
source: centredaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monkeys lay siege to police station, rescue orphan
source: orange-today.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John McCain to host Saturday Night Live this season
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Georgia crematorium owner who "forgot" to cremate over 100 bodies plays the race card
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ron Borges, the assclown who thinks Lance Armstrong is not an athlete
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Poll: 45% feel worse off than they did last year; Of that, 85% blame the Taco Bell they had last night
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gore thinks Iraq invasion is a re-election ploy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Organic foods aren't as good for you as thought
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Photoshop Phriday does 'Ask Jeeves'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush dares Congress to check and balance him
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wilkes-Barre Times-Leader)
 
 
 
Man goes to jail for threatening pizza delivery guy who wouldn't take $100 bill for a $7.30 tab
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
For Sale: Wind-up cell phone charger
source: reviews.zdnet.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not-very-religious farker SDKaneda will be reading something on stage at the Pope's mass this Sunday morning in Toronto. What should he say? (link goes nowhere related)
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Newspaper forgets to post article on memory loss
source: theadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
27!
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Israel does target civilians - documented with many references
source: yellowtimes.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Robbers hop in taxi for getaway. Cabbie takes them to police station.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Rescuer's drill breaks, halting Pennsylvania miner rescue attempts.
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sportswriter argues that Lance Armstrong isn't an athlete
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Operation TIPS-TIPS: Report TIPS Informants
source: all-the-other-names-were-taken.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pilot commemorates first solo flight by accidentally punching "hijack" button on console, gets free F-16 escort.
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(local6.com)
 
 
 
Woman traveling with vibrator sues airline when bag checkers make her display it and then start laughing hysterically
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent may face termination for writing "Islam is evil, Christ is King" while searching someone's home
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
The buildings in downtown Galveston have stopped vibrating; Women begin to check out men again
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Anna wins again. Plans to thrash Venus.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You are here
source: microscopy.fsu.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Kathy Ireland is full of crap, but she sure is hot.
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
You know Optimus Prime had an action figure. Did you know he had a tricycle?
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some girl)
 
Weeners
 
S is for Superman (sfw)
source: tom-welling.net
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soprano's star James Gandolfino to star in musical with Christopher Walken
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KFSN)
 
Video
 
Is It A Ghost?
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
New feature attempt: Photoshop a picture for this headline - "Pope to lead Youth Day events". Link goes to actual article but you're probably better off not reading it if you're working on a submission
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Chick)
 
Weeners
 
DUD3, this site is SWEET. farkettes are gonna totally dig this
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ashcroft ticking off religious conservatives.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Hikers want NY park cleared of unexploded arillery shells. State says "Hey, it's 2/3 clear. What's the big deal?"
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Unbelievably vast Sung Hi Lee archive. Not safe for work
 
(neworleanschannel)
 
 
 
Guy from "Jackass" wanted for indecent exposure and stapling women's panties on his chest.
source: neworleanschannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(theage.com)
 
 
 
Most people say 'screw it' when it comes to reading manuals
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Complete list of all US collegiate mascots. Includes Dirtbags, Flying Queens, and Gorloks.
source: smargon.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(18/f/blonde/cheerleader)
 
 
 
woman lies about her weight to internet lover, gets called a `hippo` when they meet. now she's suing him.
source: ananova.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SALTYT)
 
Boobies
 
Paparazzi shots of Rachel Hunter baring breasts in make out session with Robbie Williams (not safe for work)
source: saltyt.sinfree.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if there weren't enough things hurtling towards Earth...
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Stoplight Samurai)
 
 
 
The night was split by the sound of seven screaming cylinders
source: cartalk.cars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Upset over getting paid only $75,000 an episode, Rob Lowe is quitting "The West Wing"
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Newspaper annouces "the Mullet is back" not knowing that it never left, especially in Illinois
source: dailyherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
School doesn't like website and tries to shut it down. Web site owner says screw you, calls reporters
source: preventrice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 25, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop PrimeLord's trashed friend
source: 216.136.200.194   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman almost killed by note that says she's already dead.
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily News)
 
 
 
INS looking to deport 14 year old boy whose parents were killed in a car accident.
source: dailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Adding insult to injury, man shoots himself after getting trapped under flipped ATV
source: seattlepi.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Police catch murderer at funeral after reading newspaper that said he would be there.
source: bayarea.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bicyclists whine about being hit by car doors
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man scared by ghost actress at haunted house is arrested after he clocks her one
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Myrtle Beach Sun)
 
 
 
Girl changing while driving causes 5 car wreck
source: myrtlebeachonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man reports stolen pot to police. Man learns that growing pot isn't legal yet
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
7 things a customer should never say
source: bcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Duke football to set alltime consecutive loss record this season. Duke sucks
source: sportsline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the same Pakistani tribal council that ordered recent gang-rape: 14 and 15 year old are married to 55 and 77 year olds as compensation for a murder.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pity da fool that has to live with Mr. T in a new reality show
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Being a dentist doesn't satisfy woman's sadistic streak, runs over her husband three times.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Gerard Depardieu and his belly-dancing wench
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Glorified llama guards sheep by screaming like a schoolgirl and slowly stepping on predators.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
D.C. mayor's campaign team forged most of signatures on ballot. Now he may be off ballot for re-election.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(local6.com)
 
 
 
Decorated NYPD search-and-rescue dog dies
source: local6.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Get behind thee Satan: Teens reclaim rock and roll from the devil
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(local6.com)
 
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Deputies making drug bust find guard gators, rattlers
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(wizkidgames.com)
 
 
 
If you thought a Millenium Falcon in the backyard was cool, check out this BattleMech treehouse (with pic)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Sox expected to replace "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" with "Slip Slidin' Away"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Plane crash survivor wants his tombstone removed
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(local6.com)
 
 
 
Preacher gets bad vibes from X-rated store, plans to put two people at door for daily prayer
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(local6.com)
 
 
 
Husband and wife driving separate cars are first to get his-and-hers DUI busts
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Kid throws message in a bottle into Carribean. Message washes ashore 2 years later down the road from kid's house in England.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ted Williams really did want to be frozen, assuming you buy this scan of a signed pact between him and his kids (the signature is real, my dad has his autograph on a ball -Drew)
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(Pennlive)
 
 
 
Redskins kick out kids, aged 7-11, for selling homemade cookies at training camp
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Chess benches removed from Chicago shopping plaza, "They were loud, rude, insulting and lewd"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Women not remarrying, prefer good book and a warm bath
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alllll Aboarrrrrrrrrrrd the all-you-can-drink Beer Train. Only one problem: no toilets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teen night a big hit at strip club
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philly prospect tosses no hitter and loses
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(Canoe)
 
Boobies
 
More boobies. Kittens beware.
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(pimprig.com)
 
 
 
Caffeine freak builds coffee machine into his computer (with pics)
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(USNews)
 
 
 
Clinton signs deal with devil and plans to plant 666 trees at his presidential library (at bottom of page)
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Simply being a man is bad for your health according to new study
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Man chases skateboarding kid with a syringe, stabs him
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(www.canada.com)
 
 
 
And the number one reason to not let your 11 year old grand-daughter play with an archery set?
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(klas-tv.com)
 
 
 
Police beat 84 year old man senseless
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(local6.com)
 
 
 
Hershey may put itself up for sale
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Kidneys from cadavers work as well as ones from living people. Now you don't have to worry about meeting a strange woman and then waking up in a tub filled with ice.
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(MPR)
 
 
 
Man swimming Mississippi river concerned about aligators, should be concerned about getting raw sewage in his mouth.
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Police interrogators made accused child killer cry. Lawyers are all over it.
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(AskMen.com)
 
 
 
How to get away with dating two women at once.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Princeton officials broke into Yale online admissions decisions
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(PETA)
 
 
 
Sexy women hold veggie cookout at capitol. People are urged to choose between Boobies or Weiners.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
$350,000 lawyer fee for one phone call challenged as excessive
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
San Quentin Giants. They're just an ordinary amateur baseball team, except the catcher is a convicted murderer. The rest of the team are inmates too.
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Jim Traficant wasn't expelled from the House because he committed a crime, he was expelled because Hillary sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Speaking of jackasses running alongside Lance Armstrong, this isn't Lance but that guy on the right looks familiar
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(news observer)
 
 
 
UNC Athletics Department unknowingly buys beer with school credit card
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Senator Strom Thurmond amends defense bill to secure $8 million for parking garage at D.C. hospital where he now lives
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Seems like every year some weird jackass decides to run alongside Lance Armstrong
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mike Myers gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame. Had to move Dana Carvey, who had taken up residence on the sidewalk.
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(AP)
 
 
 
Viagra being tested for childhood lung disease.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is a second cousin (once removed)?
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
'In the corporeal world, international law is whatever the United States and Great Britain say it is' and other Ann Coulter quotes
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man dies from stun gun fired by police officer. Authorities: it probably wasn't the stun gun
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What are farker's favorite recipes, or sites to get them from? Link goes to IRON CHEF. Voting enabled
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
NASA is building some kick-ass new spaceships (cool pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boy to donkey: Come here. Donkey to boy: I'll bite off your penis. Hilarity definitely does not ensue
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
70 year old woman throws self into wall on purpose, permanently injures self, fails (again) to get money from wall owners.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unemployed biologist claims expertise in supernatural animals, goes looking for giant catfish.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Authorities are concerned that suicide bombers may be passing Hepatitis C along during attacks
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Nice boobies to start the day (not safe for work)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Leona Helmsley skips deposition in $10 million suit because she's "too sick". Later seen dining at fancy restaurant with her dog.
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
New York man ships his car to Europe so he can drive to London to deliver 4 cans of cheez-whiz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australians: An APB (all parrots bulletin) has been issued for Hector the gallah. Be on the lookout for this talkative pink bird.
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(CT Now)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, learn what "bankers' hours" means.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Theme: Create an image with a hidden message for Al Qaeda in it
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(The Star)
 
 
 
Ex-Sierra Leone dictator is broke and living in moms basement
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So it begins - obese man sues four fast food restaurants for making him fat.
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Zealand Court tells NZ media that they can't publish the name of an attempted kidnap victim. The Sun, being out of jurisdiction, doesn't give a monkeys nut
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(Press and Dakotan)
 
 
 
Who says midwest cops have nothing to do? From the log: "Cow captured."
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(sify.com)
 
 
 
Students run for cover as two teachers get into brawl over female teacher
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(theage.com)
 
 
 
Man claims hospital treatment for his hiccups made him deaf in ear, sore of throat, short of wang
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Female to try out for Penn State football. Will likely sue if cut.
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Animal rights activist whines because she's forced to set up next to ribs vendors at a ribfest
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Wed July 24, 2002
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cow pees for The Queen. The Sun is there (with pic)
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Only one person was a big enough jackass to NOT vote to expel Traficant from the House. Guess who?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop your own "Think Different" Mac Ad (Link goes to a photoshopped Think Different ad)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
9th Circuit appeals court says it's okay to call Barbie a slut in a song - and judge "advises both parties to chill".
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(Not found)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create 404: File Not Found pages for various sites (link goes to Fark's)
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(Chattanoogan.com)
 
 
 
Husband & wife both want to "do the Dew." The problem, only one can of Mountain Dew left. Solution�
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, let's see what's going on in Mississippi today... hm looks like nothing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ted Williams autographs selling poorly. People fear market will be diluted when he signs lots of autographs after he is unfrozen.
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(FightingArts.com)
 
 
 
How To Escape A Wrist Grab (includes fun pix of Farker Corporate Mofo getting beat up)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Ann Coulter, meet the truth". One man figures out that they're unfamilar with each other
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(World Tribune)
 
 
 
Administration ends Saudi "Visa Express" program. Saudi Arabia still not part of the "axis of evil".
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jury says nude dancing is not indecent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George W. Bush wasn't an entrepreneur. He was a welfare recipient.
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(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Unemployment causes woman to lose every hair on her body
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(The New Orleans Channel)
 
 
 
Case of the missing lawn gnomes busted open. Officer finds them behind houses. Police never thought to look there.
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
New film claims 'male sports journalistic establishment' preventing women's sports from becoming more popular
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Latest Clinton bashing: for once, Clinton's doing the bashing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Archbishop of Church of England a "serious fan" of the simpsons.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian summer camp gives 10-year-olds AK-47s to play with.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush twice as bad as Hoover
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(SciFi.com)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart says Trek 10 to feature lots of fighting, talking, fighting, sex, fighting, more fighting. Says Trek 10 sexiest movie they've done.
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Artificial butter causing mysterious disease in popcorn factories
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(BBC)
 
 
 
France does what? Oh thats right...
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
It's official: Japan obsessed by porn
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(San Antonio)
 
 
 
Remember the "strip club terrorists?" Released. No link to terror groups.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Blair says Europe should stop whining about the US and become a Superpower itself. France surrenders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lyrics to Steve Earl's "John Walker Blues"
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(NY 1)
 
 
 
Company devastated on 9/11 demands huge bribe to stay in NYC
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(NBC6)
 
 
 
Thieves steal inflatible 15 foot tall Ronald McDonald
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida city's police put on leave after city realizes they could not legally write citations or make arrests.
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(enquirer.com)
 
 
 
Mike Brown says the Cincinnati Bengals need to win now. As opposed to the last 11 seasons when they didn't.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dead pigs fly from truck, almost hit minivan
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Zoo's star attraction elephant has a nasty habit of eating dirt, so the zookeeper thumps her with a stick. Hilarity ensues. Elephant 1 - Zookeeper 0
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The money changers are back. Church sports Halmark and Subway shops.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The word Fark is the 835878712th binary digit of Pi
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
The U.S. will block a U.N. vote concerning torture standards today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How should a Farker deal with an office mate who loudly hocks up loogies all day? Respond in comments, voting enabled (link goes nowhere good.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teens climb up to mall rooftop to huff freon from air conditioners.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Will efforts to ban the penny inflate everything by 4 cents?
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Appeals Court says $88 million in attorney fees is "a bit much."
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(House.gov)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of Rep. Howard Koble (on the right) who is sponsoring legislation to allow the RIAA to hack your computer.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Useless Cable TV channels (as if there aren't enough useless channels already)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SysAdmin Appreciation Day is this Friday. Tell yours if they take shower you'll give them a hug.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Freddie's Mercury's priceless Carp Collection goes belly up
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Each 30 minute episode of the 'Osbournes' contains an average of 50 curse words.
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(Court TV)
 
 
 
Handicapped go at it with swords and guns in battle royal over parking spot.
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Wildfire threatens ancient Sequoia forest and tree-huggers chained to them.
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(Iraqi News Agency)
 
 
 
Iraq claims Iran is inciting men to attack Iraq to help the US and Israel.
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(DailyNews.com)
 
 
 
Animal Sevices Commission wants L.A. to officially change "pet owner" language to "pet guardian." There's gonna be a cockfight over this
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
You or I just fly or drive to Florida. Cheney takes a submarine.
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Sex and The City inspires English girls to flash boobies (not safe for work)
source: thesun.co.uk
 
(Milwaukee Channel)
 
 
 
Sex offenders changing names to avoid sex registry stigma, instantly giving them clean record
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Burger King for sale. If you buy it, please improve the fries.
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Adelphia's Rigas brothers arrested for securities fraud.
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Woman kills son-in-law thinking he molested his daughter, only it turns out he didn't.
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(Roanoke)
 
 
 
Raynold the Heartless decapitates his foes
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA reviews Neverwinter Nights
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New insect species discovered in NY Central Park. Does not shoot ass-lasers or attack women in packs.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stop the presses. Anna actually won a match
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man dies in vat of molten chocolate.
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(miami.com)
 
 
 
House votes to remove Cuba sanctions. Free cigars for everyone
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Green Lantern vs. Aquaman
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man blows up his house with a roach-fogger.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of the new Buffalo Bills mascot
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E takes a look at the Honeycomb Cereal Secret Hideout.
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Like father, like son: George bush will not serve a second term
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Next time a girl shows you her underwear it doesn't mean she wants to sleep with you; she is probably just introducing herself.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
35 million books in "Left Behind" series sold in past 7 years
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
3-year old hits the road at 4 AM in search of parents. Gives dirty looks to tow-truck driver and kicks police officer in the groin when they try to help her out.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Church accused of hiding dead priest's porn collection
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
RIAA routinely underpays royalties to artists
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Helicopter shooter guy may be more nuts than you thought.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Road rage guy punches through car window of armed Texas lawyer. Guess who's dead and who got off?
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(Florida)
 
 
 
Photoshop the bar tab of two drunk, fired and arrested 747 pilots
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Asteroid to pass Earth close enough to be visible. Break out the Nikes and poisoned Kool-Aid.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dwarf galaxy goes on bender, starts spewing out mass amounts of heavy elements.
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Tue July 23, 2002
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists "violate" second law of thermodynamics. (Warning: serious media distortion ahead.)
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(Wicked Weasel)
 
Boobies
 
Farkers complain of too many kittens, not safe for work
 
(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man to paint giant smiley face to welcome visitors flying into Wellington, NZ
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Auto Critic: New Nissan Z is awesome, full of Industrial Design oddities like cupholders for non-existent back seat.
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Congress considering law to allow the RIAA, to hack your computer legally
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Armstrong still kickin ass in the Tour De France. Go one-nut go
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Magic Liberal Eightball
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Emu terrorizes neighborhood dogs until sheriff's deputy shoots it 5 times
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish army doctors carry out mass circumcisions in Kabul.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush approval plummets amid Corporate Scandals
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Did the Yankees fix games? The mob says they did
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(Some T-shirt guy)
 
 
 
Get your "The Pope Smacks Butt" T-shirt here
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
City forces homeowners to build sidewalk. Owner starts charging toll to use it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mass circumcision's going down in Kabul
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Little Leaguers Say Coaches Asked Them to Throw a Game
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop One-Way street sign
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
San Francisco may go into pot-growing business. Price of candy and Doritos stock skyrockets.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Garfield comic
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby pulls the plug on live-action Fat Albert movie
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman rents U-haul truck, drives it to work everyday for a year
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Residents complain their neighbor smells like yeast
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(DFW.com)
 
 
 
Southern white supremacists have their own objection to the Pledge of Allegiance: the "indivisible" part
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is Tony Blair really a werewolf?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Films from Scotland get subtitles for the benefit of those of us who speak English.
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Farker Volunteer Firefighter ErniePC12 Helps Battle Fire in his Hometown.
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(The New Orleans Channel)
 
 
 
'Pyramid' to be brought back with Donny Osmond as host.
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Bear stuck in tree. May have been devising scheme to steal pic-a-nic baskets
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(MSN/CNBC)
 
 
 
How rich should you be? (current state of the economy not withstanding)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Forget about the heart medication, Grandma, but here's an aspirin and a bandaid"--Senate dumps Medicare prescription drug coverage plans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nomah gets 3 home runs in first 4 innings of game. On his birthday. Both are records.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASDAQ hits new five-year low, doo dah, doo dah; 401K's lose their dough, oh de doo dah day.
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(Some Colonel)
 
 
 
Chickens becoming hottest new pet. Either that, or people are getting really skittish about the stock market.
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists create smallest ever laser beam.
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Matrix Reloaded trailer: Will Jada Pinkett Smith ruin this movie?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bush administration relies on slogans to keep itself afloat. Ah, the power of marketing.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How To Squander Easy Money
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New Web TV Virus Dials 911
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Strip Club to hold teen night
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Rats move to Beverly Hills
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Dead koalas painted red to raise driver awareness
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(Funreports.com)
 
 
 
Romanian village give up drinking because of Nicole Kidman
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(Miami.com)
 
 
 
Over 400 French sheep leap to their deaths, unable to surrender
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx developing a sitcom about himself
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: what fortune is this fortune teller reading?
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
All 59 of NewsMax's "Clinton Scandals" stories this month. NewsMax misses Clinton
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(EW.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas: the story behind "Batman vs. Superman", including a frightening list of prospective actors.
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(miami.com)
 
 
 
Pilots who attempted to fly drunk ran up a hell of a bar tab
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman charged with child abuse after her 5 year old tells a telemarketer that she's gome alone with her 1 year old brother. 5 year old also buys 4 subscriptions to Time.
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(AP)
 
 
 
Calif. GOP governor candidate changes mind, releases 11 years of tax returns for reporters to review. For 2 1/2 hours. No copies or tax experts allowed.
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
'Super Bowl of Trucking' set to kick off in Wisconsin - Statewide shortage of pickled eggs, pork rinds feared
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop an Afgan cop burning a ton of seized opium as everyone downwind breathes *real* deep
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(Miami.com)
 
 
 
Palm Beach questions results of mock election. Maybe they don't like apple pie after all.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese walking death fish found in seven states. Bush administration set to ban them. Not likely to have any effect on ones already here
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Survey: Mobile phones most important consumer item for Australian teenagers
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong says the French have no class.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man saved from shark attack by dolphin. No word on whether the dolphin was just trying to hump him.
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton caught on tape in 1983 discussing big drug deal. Claims he was just playing along.
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(FlightAware)
 
 
 
Go Yaffa. Resistance is futile must buy Yaffa. Watch till the end.
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(Some Other Guy)
 
 
 
All you need to know about aphrodisiacs
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(Some Glour)
 
 
 
A list of the highest points in each U.S. state
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(NHL.com)
 
 
 
For all those that whine about the goons in hockey, here is a review of the NHL's class acts
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(Some Tipper)
 
 
 
Don't be a Prince Harry, how to tip your stripper
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WorldCom, Enron ain't got nothin' on the accounting tricks of the US Government
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(Game Crib)
 
Boobies
 
Boobie games - strip poker, boobie solitaire, boobie Pacman... (click the .swf files)
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(Kansas City Star)
 
 
 
Over 100 cats confiscated from Liberty mobile home to be examined by humane society. Happened in the same town where they like to BBQ them.
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(WIS-TV)
 
 
 
South Carolina to put "In God we trust" on license plates
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Theme: Unlikely celebrity endorsements
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fat man needs crane to get to the hospital. Unknown how many beds they will make him pay for.
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Students arrested after getting rocks off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this couple attempting to catch killer Maryland fish.
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(NiceCah)
 
 
 
Terry Bradshaw lands a new sponsor for his race car: SuperCuts.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Study: Women have more feelings then men
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Albuquerque Fark party is this Friday. Still looking for RSVP's from Walken, Will & Milla
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Mon July 22, 2002
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
California's governor signs anti-SUV bill. Leaves ceremony in his Lincoln Towncar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Biodiesel fanatic mows his car once a week
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Boaters jump ship for a quick dip, end up swimming for 14 hours after forgetting to drop anchor.
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Mothers take aim at world record for simultaneous breast-feeding
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Pioneer 10, built for a 21 month mission, still squeaks out signals after 30 years.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
City says no water in artistic fountain. Or beer
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(CT Now)
 
 
 
Lawyers buying evidence on e-bay.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Griffey is back again, fans start countdown for next injury
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(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review reporter detained by State Department for asking too many embarassing questions.
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Colombian terrorists can't afford car, use horse bomb on police station.
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(Click 2 Houston)
 
 
 
Instead of executing him, Texas will be the first state to release a serial killer.
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
One-armed golfer gets hole-in-one. Again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark World Party Aug 8th at a meetup spot in your town. Come on out and join us
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with ruining Orlando and L.A., Disney now looking to invade Coney Island
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orchestra puts on patriotic concert, complete with standard racist songs
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(KSTP-TV)
 
 
 
In Edina, MN, it's ok to leave your kid in the car during 95 degree heat while you shop so long as the little roaster is "locked in."
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
How to cook your books like big guys
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(KansasCity)
 
 
 
Man upset about traffic near his home, takes matter into his own hands with a shotgun.
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Frozen dog-semen dispute settled
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