Wed July 17, 2002 |
(Kansas City Star) |
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Which would you rather have: a bad back or a penis that works?
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Photoshop this duck lover
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(Straitstimes) |
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News report on "petty crimes" including "outrage of modesty". Re-enactment.
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(Some Guy) |
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Help Farker Odjur pick the best way to propose to his girlfriend. Voting enabled. This link doesn't go anywhere, literally
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(via TheHun.net) |
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Some Beautiful Asian woman (not safe for work)
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(angryfinger) |
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New plan calls for Dick Sargent to replace World Trade Center
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UK Parliament buys Queen a big silver tray as a present. Queen yawns, chucks it on huge pile of 1,000 other silver trays
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(Recoil) |
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Judgement day postponed after homeless man who made prophecy scores bottle of vodka.
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(sun-sentinel.com) |
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German man who relieves stress by screaming in a forest at night has been asked to stop by officials.
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(Canada.com) |
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Stoner calls "911" instead of "411" and hangs up. Police arrive and bust his grow-op.
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(Some Guy) |
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The sad legacy of faith-based capitalism
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Ancient Mayans were chocoholics.
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(Florida Today) |
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Nobody worried about the tons of explosive chemicals trucked into Kennedy Space Center all the time
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On this day in history - Spain ceded Florida to the United States. Bastards.
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(SeattlePI) |
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Sun God Ra breaks into Seattle mansion for an iced mocha and a couple of smokes. Mansion owners not happy.
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Family sues cruise ship after staff notices their jars of live bees and boots them off
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(WND) |
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Right-wing commentator thinks Bush citizen spy plan stinks of Nazism
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Lawyer spanks client to improve her testimony
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SETI wants to spend $26 million to listen to nothing 100 times faster
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(Timesonline) |
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Colonel Muammar Gaddafi throws $6 million out his car window
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Bombs go off in Tel Aviv
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(NY 1) |
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Al Sharpton evicted from Empire State Building
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40 years ago, the first Soviet submarine reached the North Pole
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(The Record) |
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Every time the lights flicker, a squirrel gets his wings.
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(kvii.com) |
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Jesus dies in drag racing accident.
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(Some Guy) |
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11 year old boy scales 2 8-foot fences and 1 4-foot fence after hours at zoo to pet a snow leopard. Leopard attacks boy. Parents sue saying zoo was not secure.
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Dog denied place on Florida ballot
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(ComingSoon.net) |
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Walken to star in new flick with The Rock. Poor Walken.
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(Daily Hampshire Gazette) |
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Trampoline hit by lightning spontaneously bounces out of control
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Another Indian tribe gets casino. Tribe consists of eight people.
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(Some Guy) |
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Korean 'Miss World Cup' to debut as singer
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Schwarznegger may run for governor. "It's not a rumor"
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Predator and prey, getting along: cat cares for baby bunny (pic)
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Burglar eluding police dragnet lies down to hide in doorway of police station
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(Newschannel 8) |
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DC blowdart rampage claims 20th victim
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Spock coughs up $1 million to art museum
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Pooty-Poot calls for more Russian movies.
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Phone companies now allowed to share customer data without consent
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(Fayetteville Online) |
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Free Def Leppard show at Super Walmart Opening
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Gov. Jeb Bush's daughter jailed, again (with mug)
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(Orlando Weekly) |
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Blowing it: Rising STD rates show kids that oral sex counts in the abstinence game
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Japanese can now get access to cash from their cell phones
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(Asbury Park Press) |
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Black students send racist threats to themselves to get out of school
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Law changes by Congress back in the 90's caused recent scandals. It wasn't just CEO's trying to fill their pockets.
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(sptimes.com) |
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Man fires gun in air to stop neighbors from shooting fireworks into his house. Bullet fired kills passing cyclist, man gets 17 years.
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Body of 5 year old Samantha Runnion found
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Fark Banner Ad sale: 1% of all impressions for one month - $100
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After vowing to compete for every Latino vote, Calif. GOP governor candidate skips meeting with Latino police group. Claims "Scheduling conflict," although he had no public events that day
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(tennessean.com) |
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500 lb. naked man lies in roadway on purpose after accident
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Florida voters now stumped: dog disquialified as candidate for Congress.
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(Carolina) |
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Fetal Pigs are on sale today
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Man smacks Grandma with his meat
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Naked man hitches ride on family's SUV
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Newest weird sport in Britain: cell phone tossing
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Mugshot and police affidavit of kitty-frying asshat
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(SMH) |
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Jacko begged for a MIB II cameo because he mistook the first film for a weepy
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Mike Myers raises a stink over farting Fat Bastard doll
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Join the army and use gov't credit cards for lap dances, cigars, booze, pictures of elvis
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Man thinks it's funny to burn kittens
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George Michael slated to write theme song for 2004 Olympics
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(NW cable news) |
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City council bans boobies. Woman responds by removing her shirt.
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Anti-Spam legislation opposed by powerful penis-enlargement lobby
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August 8th: World Fark Party. Click the link and sign up to locate Farkers in your town
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Celebrities lining up to star in their own 'The Osbournes' style reality shows. Liza Minnelli is at the head of the queue
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San Francisco, Washington-Baltimore are top contendors for the 2012 Olympics, along with the "best prostitues & bribes" award.
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Photoshop the H2K2 hacker's conference in New York
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Media Leaks Hurting War, Rumsfeld Says.
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(Enquirer) |
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Rugged individualist drives tank into town, invades Big Boy
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(Popcap) |
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New game from Popcap: Noah's Ark. Seeking comments on the game
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(abc.net.au) |
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CA woman wins Bulwer-Lytton Bad Writing Award
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(Mansfield (Ohio) News Journal) |
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Sheriff's cruisers burn while deputies confiscate pot from field
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Previously unperformed Monty Python scripts will debut this summer
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Crazy Christian record album covers
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Photoshop the "Patient Care Bay" of Alcor (Ted Williams' new home)
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Statue of horse given underwear
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Critics lash out at WTC proposals
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Parrot who sounds like Ethel Merman cuts a CD.
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SomethingAwful's certifiably 1337 h4x0rs install Linux on the Xbox for a $200,000 prize
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Half of Pitcairn island up on sex charges
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Spain invades Morocco. France surrenders
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J-Lo's new naked perfume ad (fairly safe?)
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Given up on the TiVo wallpaper design contest? Submit a design to the Japanese Ministry of Public Management, Home Affairs, and Telecommunications' Postage Stamp Design Contest. Voting Enabled
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And The Moral of this Story Is? Voting enabled
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(Some Nessie) |
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Information about cryptids (hidden animals - like Bigfoot)
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(Some Guy) |
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Photoshop these cowboys.
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(Some Guy) |
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Corporate leaders not being altruistic, actually working to enrichen themselves
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Enormous sunspot is crossing the face of the Sun (cool pic)
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(National Post) |
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Husband fails to notice wife is sleeping with one of her 13 year old students, despite her writing it out for him
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