| Fri June 28, 2002 |
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Province of Ontario offers government-sanctioned Star Trek personalized license plates
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"If I intended to mislead them about the species of my daughter, I would not have said she was a dog."
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Kickball leagues for adults popping up across the US
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German taverns to give free beer if Germany wins World Cup. Airline tickets to Berlin sold out.
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Who's the hottest woman in sports? Fox's tournament is down to the sweet sixteen.
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Florida communities installing air-conditioned garbage bins
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Knitting circle makes blanket for scrotum-exposing Colorado fire victim
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| (Some Guy) |
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Vote for Miss Virginia 2002 (safe for work)
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Frasier tells WWE to get the F out
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| (Some Guy) |
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Help Farker EL_Bastardo find which actress played this bride from a Jetta commercial
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NY Post slams Britney and her new restaurant
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Arafat uses sex movies to lure martyrs
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Photoshop dog out-jumping Cliche Kitty
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Attorney takes stereotype "dirtbag" to new level.
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| (via ObscureStore.com) |
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Tom Green gets completely blitzed on Tonight Show
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Japan whaling fleet leaves port for hunt, Al Roker in hiding
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| (www.ollo.net) |
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The popular beautiful Korean soccer fan (safe for work)
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3 escape shrimp boat explosion. "Swim Forest, swim."
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"Hunchback of Notre Dame" production in London has dropped the word "hunchback" from the play in order to avoid offending disabled people.
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We are one step closer toward raising a generation of paste-devouring Ralph Wiggums
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President Bush to cede power to Vice-President Cheney this weekend while doctors give him an anal probe
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Texans identify with chicken hypnotist- buy her a new bike
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Robber uses shaving cream as a disguise - sentencing Aug 22nd
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SA goons Photoshop postage stamps
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| (Some Guy) |
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Pledge of allegiance was written by a socialist
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| (Newschannel 8) |
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Capitol fire out. No one injured. Fire-retardant spooge not used to extinguish flame.
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Kylie Minogue to pose nude for a new book
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X-MEN 2 Teaser is up
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Despite pumping out more crap than ever, Hollywood may top $9 billion in ticket sales this year
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U.S. Capitol is being evacuated because of some smell
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Kids find dead pig. Kids cut out heart of dead pig. Kids put pig heart in teachers coffee mug. Kids charged with terrorism
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NBA Draft pick Yao Ming thinks he can "conquer" Shaq
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NPR grumbles but allows people to link without permission
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Over 100,000 Hong Kong school children try to set record for the largest group of people to breakfast simultaneously
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| (Some Guy) |
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Yummy Brooke Burke - not safe at work.....
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| (The Oklahoman) |
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Did you see a woman being dragged 4 1/2 miles under a tractor trailer? If so, please call.
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TNN invents first-ever extreme team 'sport' - the word 'sport' now meaningless
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| (Bay News 9) |
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Plane lands on top of car (with photos)
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| (Some Guy) |
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Pass your piss test with the aid of a prosthetic penis
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| (Daily Hampshire Gazette) |
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Gas station customers trigger fire-retardant spooge machine
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Study shows that teens use more drugs than before but at least they wear their seat belts
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Met player smokes bone, has fit.
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Guy looses arm getting handcuffs off
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Man Ignores warnings on calling gas company before digging. Hilarity ensues
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NBA Player donates kidney to sister
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French fries not proven to cause cancer after all. Heart attacks, yes, but not cancer.
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| (Some Guy) |
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Babysitter takes photos of duct taped infant, has film developed at Wal-Mart. Hilarity ensues.
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| (NYDailyNews) |
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Martha Stewart's stock broker to turn states evidence
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Firefighters with broken fire truck, race on foot to fight fire with garden hoses, rescue woman.
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| (seattlepi) |
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Iran is more of an ally to U.S. than Saudi Arabia or Pakistan. No, really.
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Trees blamed for ozone depletion
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| (straitstimes.com) |
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Philippine pirates demand ransom to cover cost of abducting hostages
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Couple caught having sex on beach must make public apology in two local newspapers
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INS officer accused of demanding sex from asylum seekers
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Arafat calls for democratic elections in the United States
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| (JSOnline) |
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Man brings knife to gun store, attempts to rob it. Hilarity ensues
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Dog saves man from bleeding to death after being sliced up in hay-making machine
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Russian test-pilot to realize a jump from space without parachute
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Hawaii governor candidate convicted of drug charges. His platform? Legalize drugs.
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Magician performs impromptu show for customs officials, gets arrested when they become suspicious of his balls
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Senegal soccer team flies in hookers when local ones refuse to service them
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| (NewsDay) |
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If you want to have sex, don't do it in a car parked in a closed garage with the engine on. Even if it is hot outside.
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ACLU challenges fornication statute; condom sales in Georgia skyrocket
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Hiker stranded in Andes mountains tries to call for help, but his prepaid minutes were used up. Situation seems dire until the phone company calls to ask if he wants more minutes
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Dennis Rodman has grown bored with dressing like a woman and having sex with transvestites. Will make return to NBA
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Satellite mammogram invented. Just step out onto your balcony and take off your top.
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It's not a good idea to become Courtney Love's landlord.
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Catholic church is secretly hiding a time machine used to videotape Christ's crucifiction
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Palestinian family dress baby up as suicide bomber 'as a joke' (with pic)
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| (space.com) |
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The probability of aliens visiting earth is pretty slim
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Bush twins in new alcohol flap
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Transformers 'Mini-Spies' Action Figures Tribute
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| (Some Guy) |
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Japanese pizza site
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Student pelted with jelly as a punishment
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| (SMH) |
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Woman cleans her floor with kerosene and the oven is on. You can guess the rest
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| (Canada.com) |
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Canadians had to work from Jan. 1 until today to pay all the taxes due for 2002. But we have free health care.
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Parents using toy stores as baby sitter
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Former Taliban munitions dump explodes destroying 9 houses, 13 shops and killing at least 7.
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Fisherman catches the big one, a casket with corpse
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Wanted in Maryland: Fish that can live and roam on land up to four days
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| (Some Wishful Farker) |
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Minnie Driver...some farkers' perfect woman (SFW, mostly)
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Suzuki invests in Daewoo. Is crapmobile a word?
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ABC surrenders: "Politically Incorrect" cancelled
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For sale: The suit worn by Christopher Walken in Suicide Kings.
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A man and his dream
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| (iwon.com) |
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Photoshop these Enron employees looking at former co-workers stripped of more than just stock options
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Free money not good enough for Amtrak. Hello, gift horse - nice mouth.
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Another study concludes that semen contains several mood-altering hormones. Reports that women are happier when guys don't wear condoms.
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Gator sued over pop-up ads
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| (Some Postal Guy) |
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First�Class Mail rate will increase from $0.34 to $0.37, Sunday, June 30th.
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Ambulance driver stopped for donuts while driving patient to hospital. He says he was fired because of his race.
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Two people with "Bubble Boy" disease cured, in other news two bubbles now for sale on ebay
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| (Some Guy) |
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Restrooms of the future
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Buy your very own Sony JumboTron.
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India considers legalizing porn
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| (SMH) |
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Britney's restaurant opens its doors
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Economists try to determine the optimal way to eat bananas
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| (Some Texan) |
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Last meals of executed Texans. Vote for your favorite. (Repeat from 2000)
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America's leaders are now religious fanatics.
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Mozzarella truck crashes, hilarity ensues
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Scientists witness birth of supernova. That's a star blowing up, not an ugly souped up Chevy.
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New satellite can give clear view of Earth's surface regardless of cloud cover.
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