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Sun June 30, 2002
(For Worth Star Telegram)	Council for the blind suing for more distinguishable currency. source: dfw.com \| share:	62
	Role-playing gamer almost gets shot by police after pulling fake gun in street during murder-mystery game source: mycfnow.com \| share:	78
	A fresh new Chick tract.Finger lickin' good. source: chick.com \| share:	178

	In fear of offending disabled, theatre group changes plays name to "The Bellringer of Notre Dame" source: kevxml2a.infospace.com \| share:	49
(Some Guy)	Test how fast your Internet connection really is. source: numion.com \| share:	137
	New Sandler movie is now the #1 movie for the weekend source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	93
	Ground Zero has become a peddlers' circus. source: chron.com \| share:	80
(Slashdot)	Cheese Poll source: slashdot.org \| share:	48
	Crates of emeralds for sale, $16. source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	66

	World Cup final, Germany v. Brazil results source: google.ca \| share:	52
(Fortune.com)	How a War With Iraq Will Change the World source: fortune.com \| share:	132
	Montserrat loses to Bhutan, making them the worst team in Soccer source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	29
	Microsoft to give themselves admin status on your computer so they can give you viruses source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	150
	Man who helped create hula hoop, frisbee dies source: mycfnow.com \| share:	25
(democratandchronicle)	70 year old Grandmother wins lottery. Grandson sues her for a cut source: democratandchronicle.com \| share:	49
(Some Guy)	See how fast can you type source: typera.cjb.net \| share:	73
(Herald Sun)	Motorcyclists caught on speed cameras cannot be prosecuted because they do not have front number plates source: heraldsun.news.com.au \| share:	23
	Mass orgy all over Brazil today for some reason source: cnn.com \| share:	43
(Some DonutGuy)	Munchkins celebrate 30 years of being around for cops to consume source: cbsnews.com \| share:	12
	US fights having its citizens subject to a court not governed by the Constitution source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	70
	"Drunkenness on a biblical scale. Like it or not, this is how people enjoy their vacations" source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	11
(Some Guy)	Girls with guns (safe for work) source: moviebadgirls.com \| share:	50
(World Net Daily)	Kids who read Harry Potter are more Occultic source: wnd.com \| share:	72
	Zod clears up the "Pledge of Allegiance" controversy once and for all source: i-mockery.com \| share:	23
	New book says most current books suck and their authors have nothing to say source: pagesix.com \| share:	17
(Some Shocked Guy)	Signs you may be going to hell: Lightning strikes you during a church cookout source: wect.com \| share:	14
	Drug users do not believe driving under the influence of drugs is unsafe source: news.com.au \| share:	81
(straitstimes.com)	First-time flier tries to open airplane door in mid-flight so he can spit source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg \| share:	62
(Globe and Mail)	Photoshop this sailor climbing the mast source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	98
(MaineToday.com)	Photoshop these snorkelers hunting for crayfish source: news.mainetoday.com \| share:	112
(Some Guy)	Wrong Shui. Anlernative to feng shui; founded by Eu Plon Ka. source: wrongshui.cjb.net \| share:	38
(MaineToday.com)	Photoshop this beam-walking carnival worker source: news.mainetoday.com \| share:	64
(Some Guy)	Home Depot decides to do business with the feds source: accessatlanta.com \| share:	30
(Broken Newz)	MIT Confirms Laws of Physics Apply to Celebrities source: brokennewz.com \| share:	23
(Some Guy)	Fifty fun things to do in church source: infidels.org \| share:	99
	Going Gas: When you should buy a plasma TV. source: slate.msn.com \| share:	50
	Australia may get CD-copying vending machines source: wired.com \| share:	30
(Some Moon Guy)	All any farker wanted to know about moon rocks source: www-curator.jsc.nasa.gov \| share:	14
(Some Guy)	Medievel torture instruments......and you thought touching young boys was bad source: dimensional.com \| share:	143
	Photoshop Ontario's new Star Trek license plate. source: mto.gov.on.ca \| share:	114
(NY Daily News)	Teacher sues school because retarded kids made fun of him source: nydailynews.com \| share:	64
(abc.net.au)	Yuppies erect 'superfence' to keep dirty hippies out of music festival source: abc.net.au \| share:	43
(Some Guy)	Design a shoe source: customatix.com \| share:	51
(retroSPICE)	retroSPICE's 25 Favorite Centerfolds of All Time (not safe for work) source: retrospice.com	92
(Some Guy)	J-Lo Gallery (Mostly SFW) source: hot-latin-babes.com	67

Sat June 29, 2002
(Some Guy)	Find out the origins of your last name source: heraldry.inkunion.com \| share:	160
	Another sign that Jerry Springer is the antichrist - African nations falling all over themselves to receive his TV show source: tv.yahoo.com \| share:	20
(Some Beaneater)	The physics of baseball source: bostonbaseball.com \| share:	66
(Some Political Guy)	Get your own copy of the Constitution. The National Constitution Center is offering free copies to individuals. source: constitutioncenter.org \| share:	84
	Atari seekin new marketing demographic for NeverWinter Nights: Maxim readers. Check out the upcoming full-page ad here. source: videogamesupport.net	144
	Naked samurai attacker's release provokes anger source: reuters.co.uk \| share:	49
	Oldest known bottle of Tabasco unearthed source: cnn.com \| share:	113
	1.5 billion expected to watch World Cup final source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	189
	Golden Gate Bridge toll raised to $5 source: sfgate.com \| share:	61
(Some Bird)	Bird steals $4000. source: utahbirds.org \| share:	66
	Nevada town holds Armpit Festival source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	23
(Some Guy)	The top 13 little-known rules of beer drinking source: topfive.com \| share:	64
	Man fights US government for prized moon rock source: boston.com \| share:	34
	RIAA cracking down on MP3 use at work source: zdnet.com.com \| share:	72
(b3ta)	Top ten flash videos. classic stuff. source: b3ta.com \| share:	93
	Info and Directions for Fenester's NYC Fark Party Tonight. W00t. source: corporatemofo.com \| share:	17
(Some Search Engine)	Database of songs from commercials. source: songtitle.info \| share:	42
	Snap-off bra is a magnet for men source: timesonline.co.uk \| share:	53
(Some Guy)	Whup some ass in Shocked Wonka Air Hockey. source: wonka.com \| share:	22
(Some Physics Guy)	Berkley selling old physics equipment- 5 foot slide rule, anyone? source: harveyclar.com \| share:	43
(Some Guy)	Political posters from the United States, Cuba and Viet Nam. Circa 1965-1975 source: lists.village.virginia.edu \| share:	37
(Wicked Weasel)	Wicked Weasel's revised Bikini Competition, round 1. not safe for work. source: wickedweasel.com	50
(Some Zapper Guy)	Make your own TeleZapper source: home.attbi.com \| share:	79
(Some Redneck)	How to speak like a redneck source: tngenweb.org \| share:	58
	Why new cell phone jammer won't fly source: wired.com \| share:	37
	Germans hoping that bald referee forgets that they gave him a hairdryer once source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	17
	Photoshop these Chinese prisoners lining up to be publicly executed by firing squad. Note there are not empty seats in the stadium. source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	265
	Woman unhappy with her assigned license plate: 'BLO 4 SX' source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	44
(Some Fat Guy)	Unavailable in the United States for over 20 years, Space Food Sticks are back in limited quantities. YUM. source: spacefoodsticks.com \| share:	29
	North Korea sends their boats into South Korean waters, South Korea tells them to get out, North Korea sinks South Korea's boat and kills their sailors source: msnbc.com \| share:	43
	naked man attacks churchgoers with samurai sword. source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	40
	Supreme court ruling on school vouchers apparently being called "creationist victory" source: newscientist.com \| share:	78
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this picture of a Farker's boss before his morning cup of coffee source: humboldt.edu \| share:	77
	Photoshop this diver who really works hard at what he does. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	92
	Photoshop this melted Saturn. source: us.news1.yimg.com \| share:	106
(Canada.com)	Robot soccer team in the works. Should be ready for 2050 World Cup. source: canada.com \| share:	34
(Autograph Collector Magazine)	The ten nicest autograph givers and the ten biggest jerk offs source: odysseygroup.com \| share:	130
(Some Guy)	Disney cuts an Enron fart source: money.cnn.com \| share:	51
	Chair that once cradled Shatner's posterior goes for one quarter of a million dollars source: news.com.com \| share:	36
(Some Guy)	Asians showing their boobies in wet-t-shirts (probably not safe for work) source: terra.es	75
	French Open, Wimbledon awards less prize money to women than men - Wimbledon Chairman: "U.S. and Australian Opens are out of line" source: sportsbybrooks.com \| share:	58

Fri June 28, 2002
(Ontario)	Province of Ontario offers government-sanctioned Star Trek personalized license plates source: mto.gov.on.ca \| share:	55
	"If I intended to mislead them about the species of my daughter, I would not have said she was a dog." source: abclocal.go.com \| share:	70
(KCChannel)	Kickball leagues for adults popping up across the US source: kmbc.com \| share:	36
	German taverns to give free beer if Germany wins World Cup. Airline tickets to Berlin sold out. source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	40
	Who's the hottest woman in sports? Fox's tournament is down to the sweet sixteen. source: foxsports.lycos.com \| share:	159
(Palm Beach Post)	Florida communities installing air-conditioned garbage bins source: gopbi.com \| share:	45
(via ObscureStore.com)	Knitting circle makes blanket for scrotum-exposing Colorado fire victim source: denverpost.com \| share:	57
(Some Guy)	Vote for Miss Virginia 2002 (safe for work) source: www1.roanoke.com \| share:	144
	Frasier tells WWE to get the F out source: cnn.com \| share:	81
(Some Guy)	Help Farker EL_Bastardo find which actress played this bride from a Jetta commercial source: g4.iburn.com \| share:	137
	NY Post slams Britney and her new restaurant source: nypost.com \| share:	67
	Arafat uses sex movies to lure martyrs source: newsmax.com \| share:	84
	Photoshop dog out-jumping Cliche Kitty source: sfgate.com \| share:	235
(Tribune)	Attorney takes stereotype "dirtbag" to new level. source: tribune-chronicle.com \| share:	50
(via ObscureStore.com)	Tom Green gets completely blitzed on Tonight Show source: nypost.com \| share:	127
	Japan whaling fleet leaves port for hunt, Al Roker in hiding source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	26
(www.ollo.net)	The popular beautiful Korean soccer fan (safe for work) source: gensay.alticast.com	143
	3 escape shrimp boat explosion. "Swim Forest, swim." source: msnbc.com \| share:	35
	"Hunchback of Notre Dame" production in London has dropped the word "hunchback" from the play in order to avoid offending disabled people. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	97
	We are one step closer toward raising a generation of paste-devouring Ralph Wiggums source: msn.espn.go.com \| share:	173
	President Bush to cede power to Vice-President Cheney this weekend while doctors give him an anal probe source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	197
	Texans identify with chicken hypnotist- buy her a new bike source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	24
(CTNow)	Robber uses shaving cream as a disguise - sentencing Aug 22nd source: ctnow.com \| share:	33
	SA goons Photoshop postage stamps source: somethingawful.com \| share:	44
(Some Guy)	Pledge of allegiance was written by a socialist source: reason.com \| share:	52
(Newschannel 8)	Capitol fire out. No one injured. Fire-retardant spooge not used to extinguish flame. source: newschannel8.net \| share:	40
	Kylie Minogue to pose nude for a new book source: sky.com \| share:	92
	X-MEN 2 Teaser is up source: aint-it-cool-news.com \| share:	62
	Despite pumping out more crap than ever, Hollywood may top $9 billion in ticket sales this year source: reuters.com \| share:	44
	U.S. Capitol is being evacuated because of some smell source: mycfnow.com \| share:	82
	Kids find dead pig. Kids cut out heart of dead pig. Kids put pig heart in teachers coffee mug. Kids charged with terrorism source: boston.com \| share:	72
	NBA Draft pick Yao Ming thinks he can "conquer" Shaq source: sports.espn.go.com \| share:	87
	NPR grumbles but allows people to link without permission source: wired.com \| share:	41
	Over 100,000 Hong Kong school children try to set record for the largest group of people to breakfast simultaneously source: reuters.co.uk \| share:	46
(Some Guy)	Yummy Brooke Burke - not safe at work..... source: 111brookeburke.com	129
(The Oklahoman)	Did you see a woman being dragged 4 1/2 miles under a tractor trailer? If so, please call. source: newsok.com \| share:	67
	TNN invents first-ever extreme team 'sport' - the word 'sport' now meaningless source: sportsbybrooks.com \| share:	69
(Bay News 9)	Plane lands on top of car (with photos) source: baynews9.com \| share:	100
(Some Guy)	Pass your piss test with the aid of a prosthetic penis source: thewhizzinator.com \| share:	68
(Daily Hampshire Gazette)	Gas station customers trigger fire-retardant spooge machine source: gazettenet.com \| share:	39
	Study shows that teens use more drugs than before but at least they wear their seat belts source: cnn.com \| share:	85
	Met player smokes bone, has fit. source: espn.go.com \| share:	102
	Guy looses arm getting handcuffs off source: kobtv.com \| share:	112
	Man Ignores warnings on calling gas company before digging. Hilarity ensues source: canoe.ca \| share:	57
	NBA Player donates kidney to sister source: msn.espn.go.com \| share:	76
	French fries not proven to cause cancer after all. Heart attacks, yes, but not cancer. source: foxnews.com \| share:	40
(Some Guy)	Babysitter takes photos of duct taped infant, has film developed at Wal-Mart. Hilarity ensues. source: newschannel2000.com \| share:	84
(NYDailyNews)	Martha Stewart's stock broker to turn states evidence source: nydailynews.com \| share:	59
	Firefighters with broken fire truck, race on foot to fight fire with garden hoses, rescue woman. source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	59
(seattlepi)	Iran is more of an ally to U.S. than Saudi Arabia or Pakistan. No, really. source: seattlepi.nwsource.com \| share:	147
	Trees blamed for ozone depletion source: www3.cosmiverse.com \| share:	55
(straitstimes.com)	Philippine pirates demand ransom to cover cost of abducting hostages source: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg \| share:	22
	Couple caught having sex on beach must make public apology in two local newspapers source: mycfnow.com \| share:	63
	INS officer accused of demanding sex from asylum seekers source: azcentral.com \| share:	31
	Arafat calls for democratic elections in the United States source: yellowtimes.org \| share:	168
(JSOnline)	Man brings knife to gun store, attempts to rob it. Hilarity ensues source: jsonline.com \| share:	104
	Dog saves man from bleeding to death after being sliced up in hay-making machine source: reuters.com \| share:	70
	Russian test-pilot to realize a jump from space without parachute source: english.pravda.ru \| share:	67
	Hawaii governor candidate convicted of drug charges. His platform? Legalize drugs. source: jsonline.com \| share:	59
	Magician performs impromptu show for customs officials, gets arrested when they become suspicious of his balls source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp \| share:	35
	Senegal soccer team flies in hookers when local ones refuse to service them source: sky.com \| share:	38
(NewsDay)	If you want to have sex, don't do it in a car parked in a closed garage with the engine on. Even if it is hot outside. source: newsday.com \| share:	86
	ACLU challenges fornication statute; condom sales in Georgia skyrocket source: salon.com \| share:	64
	Hiker stranded in Andes mountains tries to call for help, but his prepaid minutes were used up. Situation seems dire until the phone company calls to ask if he wants more minutes source: reuters.co.uk \| share:	47
	Dennis Rodman has grown bored with dressing like a woman and having sex with transvestites. Will make return to NBA source: pagesix.com \| share:	41
	Satellite mammogram invented. Just step out onto your balcony and take off your top. source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	25
	It's not a good idea to become Courtney Love's landlord. source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	30
	Catholic church is secretly hiding a time machine used to videotape Christ's crucifiction source: ncbuy.com \| share:	86
	Palestinian family dress baby up as suicide bomber 'as a joke' (with pic) source: sky.com \| share:	100
(space.com)	The probability of aliens visiting earth is pretty slim source: space.com \| share:	87
	Bush twins in new alcohol flap source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	123
	Transformers 'Mini-Spies' Action Figures Tribute source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	13
(Some Guy)	Japanese pizza site source: chachich.com \| share:	92
	Student pelted with jelly as a punishment source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	46
(SMH)	Woman cleans her floor with kerosene and the oven is on. You can guess the rest source: smh.com.au \| share:	40
(Canada.com)	Canadians had to work from Jan. 1 until today to pay all the taxes due for 2002. But we have free health care. source: canada.com \| share:	316
	Parents using toy stores as baby sitter source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	83
	Former Taliban munitions dump explodes destroying 9 houses, 13 shops and killing at least 7. source: news.com.au \| share:	21
	Fisherman catches the big one, a casket with corpse source: boston.com \| share:	25
	Wanted in Maryland: Fish that can live and roam on land up to four days source: azcentral.com \| share:	59
(Some Wishful Farker)	Minnie Driver...some farkers' perfect woman (SFW, mostly) source: anycelebrity.com \| share:	85
	Suzuki invests in Daewoo. Is crapmobile a word? source: freep.com \| share:	46
	ABC surrenders: "Politically Incorrect" cancelled source: csmonitor.com \| share:	121
	For sale: The suit worn by Christopher Walken in Suicide Kings. source: cgi.sothebys.ebay.com \| share:	29
	A man and his dream source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	93
(iwon.com)	Photoshop these Enron employees looking at former co-workers stripped of more than just stock options source: apnews1.iwon.com \| share:	72
	Free money not good enough for Amtrak. Hello, gift horse - nice mouth. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	41
	Another study concludes that semen contains several mood-altering hormones. Reports that women are happier when guys don't wear condoms. source: reuters.com \| share:	73
	Gator sued over pop-up ads source: zdnet.com.com \| share:	122
(Some Postal Guy)	First�Class Mail rate will increase from $0.34 to $0.37, Sunday, June 30th. source: usps.com \| share:	46
	Ambulance driver stopped for donuts while driving patient to hospital. He says he was fired because of his race. source: abclocal.go.com \| share:	51
	Two people with "Bubble Boy" disease cured, in other news two bubbles now for sale on ebay source: cnn.com \| share:	27
(Some Guy)	Restrooms of the future source: restrooms.org \| share:	27
	Buy your very own Sony JumboTron. source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	23
	India considers legalizing porn source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	30
(SMH)	Britney's restaurant opens its doors source: smh.com.au \| share:	57
	Economists try to determine the optimal way to eat bananas source: slate.msn.com \| share:	23
(Some Texan)	Last meals of executed Texans. Vote for your favorite. (Repeat from 2000) source: tdcj.state.tx.us \| share:	133
	America's leaders are now religious fanatics. source: arabnews.com \| share:	109
	Mozzarella truck crashes, hilarity ensues source: azcentral.com \| share:	20
	Scientists witness birth of supernova. That's a star blowing up, not an ugly souped up Chevy. source: msnbc.com \| share:	21
	New satellite can give clear view of Earth's surface regardless of cloud cover. source: cnn.com \| share:	24

Thu June 27, 2002
(Some Fisherman)	Photoshop these Alabama trophy bass fishermen source: websun.com \| share:	137
	Work for WorldCom? Not anymore you do. 17,000 will be laid off tomorrow source: money.cnn.com \| share:	222
(Some Guy)	Self-cooling can. Budwieser surrenders. source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	87
(Some Guy)	Knights of Columbus home page - these are the guys who started it all back in 1954 source: kofc.org \| share:	98
(Some Minister)	8 years of school to become a doctor or lawyer. Who needs it. Become an ordained minister TODAY. source: ulc.net \| share:	132
(Toronto Star)	Ontario considering nursing home minimum of one bath per week for residents source: thestar.com \| share:	55
(upi.com)	Who bassist John Entwistle dies at 57 source: upi.com \| share:	230
(noapologiespress)	A critique of various tasteless pr0n banners. Not Safe For Work. source: noapologiespress.com \| share:	54
	Woman squirts out kid in Wal-Mart, doo dah, doo dah source: robots.cnn.com \| share:	131
	Details the media feels you need to know: Read what the guy Texas executed last night ate for supper. source: cnn.com \| share:	74
(TrekToday)	Upcoming Wheaton live chat. Pre-submit your questions to comments thingee. source: trektoday.com \| share:	101
(SMH)	No doesn't mean no when the woman's naked and laughing source: smh.com.au \| share:	115
(Some Guy)	Prison inmates eagerly await the arrival of Martha Stewart source: bobfromaccounting.com \| share:	30
	CNN names the "ten greatest American cars of all time." source: money.cnn.com \| share:	231
(NYtimes)	Muslim woman wants to wear veil on her photo ID, garners support from criminals and terrorists across America. source: nytimes.com \| share:	187
	Dude, pass the nutmeg source: erowid.org \| share:	91
	Judge issues stay in Pledge of Allegiance ruling source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	413
(Some Guy)	Gina Gershon Photo Gallery (kinda not safe for work) source: actressarchives.com \| share:	105
	Thief carrying four snakes, a sword, two cell phones and purse gets arrested after hailing cab source: mycfnow.com \| share:	42
(scientific america)	Caffeine as a replacement for salt in the war against slugs. source: sciam.com \| share:	59
	Brooklyn's Cyclone coaster turns 75 source: boston.com \| share:	51
	Supreme Court approves school vouchers, random drug tests. Let's use our new voucher to go to a school where there are no drug tests. source: foxnews.com \| share:	181
(some civics teacher)	The sordid history of the Pledge of Allegiance source: aclu.org \| share:	71
	Antelopes cruise for mates at wild-animal singles bars source: csmonitor.com \| share:	22
(Wireimage and IMDB)	Photoshop bi-curious Natalie Portman source: i.imdb.com \| share:	156
	Whale 1 , guy with harpoon 0 source: seattletimes.nwsource.com \| share:	83
(Canada.com)	If anyone is missing an emu, it's running around Northern Nova Scotia. source: canada.com \| share:	52
	Companies cracking down on MP3 swapping in the workplace. Insert obligatory RIAA insults here. source: news.com.com \| share:	110
(IOL)	Couple shocked when cow falls out of thin air onto their car source: iol.co.za \| share:	88
(Toledo 11 News)	Uncap your cable modem, get 5 years in slammer. source: wtol.com \| share:	146
(Some Guy)	The Origin of the Pledge source: lectlaw.com \| share:	118
	Polish hacker penetrates NASA. Other ethnic stereotypes now called into question source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	75
(IOL)	Frenchman cuts off tip of his ear to protest confiscation of his home source: iol.co.za \| share:	58
	San Francisco draws criticism for Healthy Penis 2002 ads. source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	122
(STLtoday.com)	Man lights M-80, blows up in hand, throws M-80 into box full of M-80's, sets off larger explosion, hurts three source: stltoday.com \| share:	112
	If you play for the Jacksonville Jaguars, don't have a fondue party. source: sports.excite.com \| share:	46
	Vatican claims torture is cruel, inhumane, and degrading. Unless you're a heretic, then anything goes. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	131
(Some Guy)	Happy 75th Bob Keeshan, aka Captain Kangaroo source: museum.tv \| share:	90
	Supreme Court rules school choice is constitutional source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	273
	Supreme Court says random drug tests in schools ok. Not a word about Congress, though. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	316
	Panda bears have a hard life. Sit around, eat, watch porn... source: cnn.com \| share:	53
	Lowtax weighs in on the Pledge of Allegiance source: somethingawful.com \| share:	106
(News24.com)	Scientists make cellphone-stopping paneling. source: news24.com \| share:	164
	Photoshop this play at home plate. source: sportserver.com \| share:	116
	Scholars expect pledge ruling reversal source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	825
	Millionaire airs final regular episode and that's ABC's final answer. source: canoe.ca \| share:	50
	'Piano Man' out of rehab source: mycfnow.com \| share:	68
(Balzac)	Man: That sure was my testicle on the front page of the Rocky Mountain News....and to prove it.... source: westword.com \| share:	112
(iWon)	Cell phones are popular concert accessory. source: apnews1.iwon.com \| share:	35
(Some Daewoo'd)	When given the choice between a CD player or airbags, 99.9% of small car buyers choose the CD player source: smh.com.au \| share:	79
(The Town Talk)	Central Louisiana isn't in a "rape wave," just the normal summertime increase in incest cases source: thetowntalk.com \| share:	78
	Caption/wordballoon this shouting dude at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange source: us.news1.yimg.com \| share:	175
	Salon.com will go bankrupt soon source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	45
(SMH)	"Giraffe the Ripper" fears prosecution; jumps to its death to escape being hoofprinted source: smh.com.au \| share:	37
(celebrityblvd.com)	Danica McKellar (Winnie from The Wonder Years) producing short film featuring Wil Wheaton source: celebrityblvd.com \| share:	67
	Quality programming like "Wheel of Fish" may be debunked to make way for wireless networking source: wired.com \| share:	32
	Osama bin hax0r? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	83
	Hospital ER locks doors to ensure that patients pay. source: azcentral.com \| share:	60
	Photoshop Amtrak's high speed train while you still can source: wwwi.reuters.com \| share:	93
	Got a reputable ebay account and a few million dollars to burn? Buy the Anchorage Aces pro hockey team. source: cgi.ebay.com \| share:	23
	Michael Jackson adopts temporary blackness and summons Al Sharpton to his cause. source: salon.com \| share:	56
(About.com)	The Guano Island Act of 1856: allows U.S. citizens to populate uninhabited islands. If there's bird doodoo on them. source: geography.about.com \| share:	25
	President Bush watching the Arizona wildfires source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	155
(SMH)	Man suing pub for allowing pork chop shoes wins his case but doesn't get much source: smh.com.au \| share:	31
(IOL)	Superman debunked by carrots as top crime fighter source: itechnology.co.za \| share:	26
(Some Eeediot)	Ren & Stimpy to make a comeback on TNN. source: tvguide.com \| share:	63
(Canada.com)	Opening of Amazon.ca has Canada's bookstore monopoly mad. source: canada.com \| share:	43
(Canada.com)	Northwest Territories to put pictures on election ballots to help those who can't read. Hey Florida, are you listening? source: canada.com \| share:	28
	The world's very first photo - surprisingly no porn. source: msnbc.com \| share:	49
	Bush approves funds for gay police and fire officers' domestic partners source: sfgate.com \| share:	66
(Some Borg)	Star Trek: Nemesis Trailer Online source: nemesis.startrek.com \| share:	168
	Dallas reverend knows Mike Piazza is gay. Dallas reverend is Mike Piazza. And gay. source: ncbuy.com \| share:	33
	Wasp invades man's trousers. Good thing he had a friend nearby to break his arm with a shovel. source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	58
	Monkey goes ape, injures three. Owner apparently had not read the "spanking causes aggression" article. Everybody knows all monkeys get spanked. source: philly.com \| share:	32
(Northwest Cable News)	Police dispatcher tries luck at kiddie porn, learns what it looks like on the other side of the bars source: nwcn.com \| share:	46

Wed June 26, 2002
	South Korean fans and their signs source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	147
(Some Guy)	Man tries to bribe way out of arrest with cuts of meat source: thetowntalk.com \| share:	59
(Mobile Register)	'Bama funeral gets rough when minister says the deceased is in Hell source: al.com \| share:	99
(Some Guy)	Scientists cure cancer in lab rats. Still no cure for canc--wait... source: nbc5i.com \| share:	109
(NBCi)	Tanker Truck elxplodes near Day Care center. source: nbc5i.com \| share:	126
	Caffeine poisonous to slugs and snails. Escargot becomes new morning snack. source: cnn.com \| share:	45
(IOL)	Tourist murdered, giraffe is the prime suspect source: itechnology.co.za \| share:	44
(rcdb)	Coney Island's "Cyclone" turns 75 today! Mike surrenders. source: rcdb.com \| share:	28
	Doomsday cult leader given own personal day of doom by Japanese court. source: asia.reuters.com \| share:	32
(Pennybags)	Everything you need to know about Monopoly strategy. source: monopoly.com \| share:	62
	Pledge of Allegiance Declared Unconstitutional source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	1088
(Irish Independent)	Man who spent 26 years in jail deemed mentally unfit for trial source: unison.ie \| share:	26
	Neighbors protest man's last wish to be buried next to dog in back yard source: mycfnow.com \| share:	35
	Forum for Birmingham/Atlanta Fark party plans source: groups.yahoo.com \| share:	51
	Youngest girls more likely to be pregnant by adult abusers, not agemates. source: msnbc.com \| share:	107
(Grand Junction Sentinel)	Crematory burns down; body in oven is unharmed source: gjsentinel.com \| share:	37
	Elderly woman facing jail for feeding squirrels source: ncbuy.com \| share:	56
(Some Guy)	B _ _ B I E S - Pat, I'd like to buy an "O." Vanna White (not safe for work) source: members.fortunecity.com	71
	Police mug shot: See what's under Marilyn Manson's makeup. source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	130
(Arcata Eye)	Arcata Eye police blotter updated. 'The shackled drunk shuffle' source: arcataeye.com \| share:	29
	China blows past Saudi execution counter in one day. source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	129
	Study concludes: spanking turns kids into abusive, amoral delinquents source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	233
	Bloody New Year - 80s Cult Horror Film Review source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	23
	10 reasons why men put off marriage source: mycfnow.com \| share:	198
(abc.net.au)	Cartoonist who draws 'Beetle Bailey' turns to US State Dept to figure out how the hell the Army operates now source: abc.net.au \| share:	51
	Capitol Police order 25,000 gas masks, insist nothing's up. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	42
(Some Gambler)	Native Americans in Connecticut will be allowed to build another casino, or 2, or 3. source: ctnow.com \| share:	89
	Factory snafu puts antivenom on back-order. Hilarity expected to ensue shortly. source: sfgate.com \| share:	36
	Neanderthal BBQ discovered. They liked McMammoth burgers. source: newscientist.com \| share:	39
	Pavarotti's last note in sight: October 12, 2005 source: news.com.au \| share:	33
	Uncle Sam is watching what you read source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	61
	Brazil v Turkey World Cup Result source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	69
	Study shows that men don't want to get married because they're already getting laid source: usatoday.com \| share:	187
	New for your summer wardrobe-disposable paper panties source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	69
(Philly.com)	400 lb. Cowgirl causes major disturbance at Cher concert source: philly.com \| share:	197
(benmaller.com)	Guess who The Sporting News went with to win Super Bowl XXXVII source: benmaller.com \| share:	127
	Women art instructors upset that cartoon women's boobies are drawn too big. source: ncbuy.com \| share:	113
(Fresno Bee)	Drunken asshats pop out of limo, shoot and stab 40 people source: fresnobee.com \| share:	70
	Barry Bonds and Jeff Kent get into dugout brawl during game source: espn.go.com \| share:	44
	Red Sox lose again. June swoon continues. Special thanks from Drew and Gogi to Bill Kelly (greatest usher ever) for hooking us up with awesome seats. source: sports.espn.go.com \| share:	64
	Rogue gang of plumbers stealing taps from public toilets source: news.com.au \| share:	57
(Just another chick)	For all those "Buffy" lovers, feast your eyes on this cutie (safe for work) source: altocelebs.net \| share:	38
	New character for Beetle Bailey is a "computer geek" source: cnn.com \| share:	75
	Crack found in 2 shuttles, NASA grounds the whole fleet source: msnbc.com \| share:	70
	"Mysterious pipes" 8% of the pipes material "could not be identified" source: english.peopledaily.com.cn \| share:	55
(Some NYC Dog Lover)	Hundreds of German Shepherd statues to appear in Manhattan as part of charity art exhibit source: akc.org \| share:	48
	Dentists turning to strategic foot massage to put patients at ease. source: cnn.com \| share:	32
	HP buys Compaq, now sells even crappier printers to go with your crappy pc source: msnbc.com \| share:	80
(www.wtol.com)	Beer drivers go on strike. Budwieser useing out of work frogs as replacement drivers. source: wtol.com \| share:	41
(Some Guy without a gun)	Many Farkers own or like firearms. What's the worst firearm? The "Yugo of Guns," if you will? (this link goes nowhere) source: rowan.edu \| share:	334
	Australian soap star hit by bus. "I've always wanted to be the kind of girl who stopped traffic, but not like this" source: entertainment.news.com.au \| share:	47
(IOL)	Beer consumption in Britain's House of Commons has doubled in recent months. House of Lords shaking its collective heads source: iol.co.za \| share:	20
	Rap + activism = raptivism. In other news C + Rap= CRAP source: msnbc.com \| share:	147
(St. Louis Post)	"Suspected" marrijuana found in Darryl Kile's hotel room. source: stltoday.com \| share:	76
	Yucca Mountain nuclear waste storage site one step from Congressional approval. DOE yet to figure out how to ship it safely. source: nandotimes.com \| share:	48
	Murdered girl's father banned from attending trial. Judge cites "security risk" to alleged murderer. source: sfgate.com \| share:	49
	Photoshop Microsoft's group VP showing off a Tablet PC. source: us.news1.yimg.com \| share:	181
	To continue a fine Fark tradition, photoshop the poster for the newest Lord Of The Rings movie source: lordoftherings.net \| share:	97
(Black & White)	Hole-y Matrimony. Krispy Kreme wedding cakes new rage source: bwcitypaper.com \| share:	62
	Proof that record execs are idiots. This country hottie is without a record deal now. Who cares if she can't sing.(SFW) source: fhmus.com	103

Tue June 25, 2002
	WorldCom commits Massive Fraud doo-dah doo-dah source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	126
	Full-time Ebay auctioneers to receive health insurance. source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	23
(TweakTown)	WindowsXP Tweaks for Geeks (Part 2) source: tweaktown.com \| share:	120
	Four-year-old dies after seven-year-old brother uses lighter fluid to set him on fire source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	85
	Under an EU ruling, Kraft "Parmesan Cheese" isn't Parmesan. World awaits ruling that it isn't cheese, either. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	57
	Hollywood completely out of ideas. Completely. Dirty Dancing II. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	64
	Spanking children may make them violent. I thought it was video games and movies. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	123
(Some Guy)	Grab your Palantir..the trailer for the Two Towers is on the web. source: film.guardian.co.uk \| share:	70
(People's Daily)	Mysterious pipes left by 'ET' reported in China's Qinghai source: english.people.com.cn \| share:	77
	Korean goal scorer Ahn won't get sacked from Italian team after all source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	19
	Germans ask "why dont people like us?" source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	210
(stltoday.com)	The Slinger: Late-night inebriated goodness or disgusting psychotic culinary nightmare? source: stltoday.com \| share:	69
	Dominc Hasek's wife has apparently made her decision. He will Retire source: msn.espn.go.com \| share:	114
(Moo)	Vote for Wisconsin's state quarter source: channel3000.com \| share:	81
(ATT.com)	DSL will make your child stoopid (that's Saturn dummy) source: consumer.att.com \| share:	214
(Some Guy)	Farker mrnutz dresses up like a pirate, gets pulled over. Hilarity ensues. source: subatomicstudios.com \| share:	123
	Geraldo Rivera is returning to network T.V. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	63
	Man tells passer-by about dope. Passer-by tells man about jail. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	77
	Lavish homes of corrupt government officials to be given to the needy source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	47
	Attorney bills 44 hours in one day source: suntimes.com \| share:	117
(sierraclub.org)	EPA claims toxic sludge is good for fish in Potomac River. Also claims nuclear waste good for enemas. source: sierraclub.org \| share:	43
	Chicken hypnotists beware: Shopkeeps may sell your bike. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	28
	AOL glitch has users calling 911 source: msnbc.com \| share:	108
	People choose obvious passwords for their computer. 8% choose their own name. source: news.bbc.co.uk \| share:	96
	Miami Metrozoo on a roll: ugly-ass baby lowland gorilla born source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	34
(Enquirer.com)	IRS to Cincinnati Bengals: You owe us $26 million. Cincinnati Bengals to taxpayers: You owe us $26 million source: enquirer.com \| share:	49
(National Enquirer)	Christina Ricci had breast reduction surgery source: nationalenquirer.com \| share:	203
	When Tiger plays in golf tournament - win or lose - stocks tend to rise the following Monday source: sportsbybrooks.com \| share:	35
	Heir to Scottish jelly company says Loch Ness Moster is actually giant dead salmon. source: ncbuy.com \| share:	32
	President Bush's Mideast peace plan: Palestinians must have free elections, but they aren't allowed to vote for Arafat. source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	152
(Some Guy)	Texas man puts up sign that tells thieves he will shoot them. source: click2houston.com \| share:	292
(Charlotte.com)	Guy barricades himself in house to escape police. Starts fire inside to drive them away. Forgets he's stuck inside source: charlotte.com \| share:	32
(1010wins)	House burns down in middle of a flood. Do you get double insurance payout for that? source: 1010wins.com \| share:	30
	Former Playboy Playmate hopes to replace Tupperware parties with sex-toy parties. source: ncbuy.com \| share:	97
	Teenagers are sitting on their fat asses and not working summer jobs source: usatoday.com \| share:	137
(CourierJournal)	Kentucky doctor gives Prozac to his crazy horse, gets barred from track for 150 days. source: courierjournal.com \| share:	40
(CourtTV)	Death penalty stats source: courttv.com \| share:	306
	Blimps could replace satellites as providers of telephone and Internet services in 5 years source: reuters.com \| share:	67
(SMH)	Australian opposition politician calls the Prime Minister a US 'arse-licker' source: smh.com.au \| share:	69
(Sporting News)	Second fantasy baseball season starts soon. Join division name: Farkistan password: snotnews source: fantasygames.sportingnews.com \| share:	31
	SF cops apparently not too busy to bust people serving coffee source: sfgate.com \| share:	98
	'Tiny' the alligator still on the loose in Cincinnati source: mycfnow.com \| share:	28
	Over 300 UFOs spotted in Scotland, found no intelligent life there source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	66
	Ugly ass flamingo adopts ugly ass baby flamingo source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	52
	Census admits small Florida town exists after all. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	56
	New Red Sox owners plan to advertise on Green Monster source: sportsbybrooks.com \| share:	95
	Looking for housing in Hong Kong? Why not consider these haunted apartments. source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	56
	Teacher recieves anonymous fax warning of decapitation if students fail exam source: news.com.au \| share:	63
	Scary looking family ties down daughter with chains and locks to prevent her from dating her married boyfriend source: abclocal.go.com \| share:	133
(CTNOW.com)	Explosion at Pfizer Plant in CT; Emergency Response teams sporting erections source: ctnow.com \| share:	35
	Results of South Korea vs. Germany game source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com \| share:	96
(Tehran Times)	Nicole Kidman to use bus of dead communist dictator while in Romania source: tehrantimes.com \| share:	41
	Man steals, sells rat meat source: aftenposten.no \| share:	42
(Metro News Daily)	FBI tracking terrorist allies at libraries source: metrowestdailynews.com \| share:	89
	Witch Doctor threatens to collapse stock market unless pot is legalized source: ncbuy.com \| share:	98
	Ebay blamed for the societal scourge that is bobblehead dolls source: sportsbybrooks.com \| share:	36
(Some Guy)	Internal Affairs officer kidnaps fellow cop's wife for $300,000 ransom in attempt to show that cops are underpaid. source: khou.com \| share:	27
	John Travolta mistakes Australian airline for Scientology source: news.com.au \| share:	56
	After police claim they are too busy to help, man chases and catches suspect using pepper spray, stun gun, and fishing net source: sfgate.com \| share:	72
(Rense)	US government to possibly default on the National Debt by next weekend, Government to become more and more like a loser friend who always needs money source: rense.com \| share:	158
	Cows rampage in Norway source: aftenposten.no \| share:	30
(Tehran Times)	Today in history: The French formally surrender, North Korea invades South Korea, Khobar Towers blown up and Jacques Cousteau dies. All in all, not a good day in French history. source: tehrantimes.com \| share:	23
	North Korean television finally reveals that South Korea is hosting the World Cup source: story.news.yahoo.com \| share:	18
(Some Guy)	While United Airlines is holding its hat out to the government, Southwest Airlines is laughing its way to the bank. source: khou.com \| share:	58
	Happy 55th Birthday, Jimmie "J.J." Walker. source: us.imdb.com \| share:	39
	X-Entertainment Reviews Their Local Zoo. source: x-entertainment.com \| share:	19
(cincypost.com)	CIncinnati airport shut down after aluminum bat passes through security source: cincypost.com \| share:	47
	If you're planning on stealing sensitive material from corporations' websites and threatening to release it unless they pay you $30-$40k, someone's beaten you to it.