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Sun June 23, 2002
(The Register)
 
 
 
Shoutcast station SomaFM pulls the plug. The terrorists (RIAA) have won.
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(Belper News)
 
Video
 
Electronic shark repellant being offered to Central Florida swimmers
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In a sweeping reform, Iran raises the minimum age of marriage for girls to 13
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bin Laden still alive, ready to strike American targets again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nude Models complain about working conditions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soldiers being recruited for teaching jobs. Zero tolerance to take on whole new meaning.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan to make another comeback
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Hank Aaron, Willie Mays and Reggie Jackson: All members of baseball's Hall of Fame - and autograph Hall of Shame
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Problem: Democrats ban soft money they use for advertising. Solution: Make a law that says they get free advertising
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(theSchmews)
 
 
 
World Cup Victory Blow To German/American Coalition, Says Bush
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Bride and bridesmaids chase cash-filled helium balloons down the street
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kile's death believed to have been caused by hardening of artery
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you are training to cross Atlantic on Jetski, someone beat you to it.
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(Chron)
 
 
 
World Bank may finance Azerbaijani pipeline to bypass Iran.
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(Chron)
 
 
 
SUVs are too small for Baby Boomers. Their new playthings are RVs, and the signals don't work on them, either.
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(totallyabsurd.com)
 
 
 
US Patent 3,481,328. The Hijacker Injector
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
1/3 of fourth graders can't find their home state
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia prepares for "crudest show on TV" to debut
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A catalogue of the worst refereeing decisions of this World Cup
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That glorified green sock puppet, Kermit the Frog, is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of President Bush racing the White House staff.
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(Some illiterate.)
 
 
 
Website devoted to rating the 'plausibility' of science-fiction movies. Site creator hails from a future where the word 'fiction' hasnt been invented yet.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How many Farkers are coming to the Roskilde Festival?
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(Some Time Traveler)
 
 
 
Most useless uses of a time machine...as if we had time machines.
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(Some wldncrzy guy)
 
 
 
Learn how to play a dice game called Farkle.
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Once or twice in your life, you�ll face life-threatening situations. Here�s a little practice
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(Some Minkee)
 
Boobies
 
Making of Brazilian soccer team photoshoot
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Gay partners of 9/11 victims will now receive federal aid.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Patricia Ford (A nice weekend not safe for work)
source: terra.es
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another cool Shocked Wonka game. Better then pac-man.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Waste away Sunday with Wrath
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The ten most controversial albums of all time
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(Some Nicotine Freak)
 
 
 
Oxygen Bar, alas, no somking section...
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(Some RantingFan)
 
 
 
What really happened to Saturday Morning Cartoons
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(GlobeAndMail.com)
 
 
 
Canadian police to jam cellphones during Pope visit and G8 Summit
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(Some Vodkaphile)
 
 
 
vodkaphiles of the world unite.
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(MaineToday.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy at a skate park
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(BBC)
 
 
 
one wedding and 568 funerals, Pakistan Wedding reconfirms physics of mortart shots, dont load them upside down...
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
so shall thee Farkers click... so shall God strike down the kittens of the earth (not safe for work)
source: terra.com.co
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC News poll finds most Americans support individual's right to own guns
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Site of new Rhode Island arena moved seven yards to avoid newly-discovery 18th-century Narragansett Indian burial ground
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(WSFA.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Man wins $10,000 in "Cow-Pie" contest
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Sat June 22, 2002
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Iraq warns America that if we attack, they'll run out and surrender to the CNN camera crews again
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Indictment papers for Colorado woman being charged with setting wildfires while burning estranged husbands letters.
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(Times of India)
 
 
 
Times of India investigates US beer drinking. Includes really bad Guiness joke.
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(npr.org)
 
 
 
NPR to reconsider ban on deep linking to their website. Here's a deep link to the article
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Animal shelter workers forced to resign for saving kittens from death.
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(Insults.net)
 
 
 
Shakespearian insults
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Ann Landers dead
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(straitstimes.com)
 
 
 
Slain Abu Sayyaf leader was a class-skipping drug-taking bully in school, classmate reveals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Claudio Reyna on American World Cup loss: "we're not going to cry like the Mexicans did"
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Truck driver that pulled shotgun on prostitue and lead police on 40 mile chase in his trailor was fired afterwards.
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(DailySoccer.com)
 
 
 
Turks celebrate victory by drunk driving and shooting guns in the air. Just like Texans
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
BBC's World Cup commentators refer to "F*cking Krauts" on the air
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
St Louis Pitcher Kile found dead in hotel room
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What is Turkish soccer player Hasan Sas is saying to the referee
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(NY1)
 
 
 
The third rail lives up to it's reputation.
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(National enquirer)
 
 
 
Rosie hits 300lbs
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Where is the skeptical press? Open letter to Helen Thomas
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford demands girlfriend costar with him in next Indy movie. Tentative title: Indiana Jones tries to get his girlfriend to eat a sandwich.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The five worst cartoon characters ever
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(NBC-2)
 
 
 
Widow fights to bury husband in yard
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to flex your rights during police encounters
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego hates Raider fans so much it makes them buy tickets to other games
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congratulations San Antonio, Texas. You are America's Sweatiest City.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
400 Goats hired in California for Fire Prevention
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(Rense)
 
 
 
Washington 'bottomless pit' mystery solved
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these chicken-fight participants
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(Fort Worth Star Telegram)
 
 
 
Poll shows 75% of Texans support death penalty but 80% are opposed to executing retarded criminals.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman slept with judge to have sentence reduced, then sued for $20 million.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over half polled by CNN say they don't read a book a week
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
13-year old boy blames his crime spree on his drinking problem.
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(KC Star)
 
 
 
Wherever KC residents have been keeping their hands, it's not good for fish.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian hackers blame World Cup defeat on magnetic field.
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA Presents: Jobs for superheroes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Turkish hero getting a card
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(Daily Soccer)
 
 
 
Turkey - Senegal result
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Priest calls deceased a "drunkard and a fornicator" in eulogy, gets ass beat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reflective triangle about as effective as a seat belt when an SUV runs you over.
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(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
SPCA says flying chicken contest exploits chickens
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(WNEP-TV)
 
 
 
Resident trying to scare a rodent throws a smoke bomb at it. Hilarity ensues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Science finally does something of value to the average farker......
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Suspect escapes from prison, gets eaten by crocodile
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke's quarterback ruled academically ineligible. Duke sucks.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Online Ouija board
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
R. Kelly, Charlie Sheen, and retarded serial killers in the latest Entertainment Weakly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well, it's Saturday... Waste it with this Shocked Willy Wonka game.
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
400 dead in Iran earthquake
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(Fox Sports World)
 
 
 
World Cup quarter-final result: Spain vs. South Korea
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Intoxicated sea lion leaves water and wanders all over San Francisco airport.
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(electircbiscuit)
 
Boobies
 
Alyson Hannigan (of Buffy fame) Safe for Work.
 
(Some Mint)
 
 
 
My Altoids are changing, and I'm okay with that.
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken hunter kills bird-watcher that he thought was a baboon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One California county pays welfare recipients to move away. Best...Government program...Ever.
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(crackcreme.com)
 
 
 
Painful cracks? Use Zim's Crack Creme.
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(Some Chef)
 
 
 
Fukui-san. It's the Iron Chef drinking game.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker Reveal's 4 month old son.
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(Some Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
Weeners, get your fresh weeners. (not safe for work)
 
Fri June 21, 2002
(Globe Tech)
 
 
 
Cows eat too many hot peppers, die from "bovine ring of fire"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help John Elway name his new Arena football team
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
BCS changing its formula again
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(Salon)
 
 
 
PETA objects to Bunky Boger's tic-tack-toe playing chickens.
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(Seacoast Online)
 
 
 
Mystery of the furry beach balls solved
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rite Aid managers charged with fraud, don't know rite from rong.
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: "the opportunity to represent us in a civil proceeding" because someone found hair in a cheese stick.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Texas burglar breaks into home, drinks whiskey, and passes out. Cops unsure whether to throw him in jail or enroll him in 12-step program.
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(HMB Review)
 
 
 
OK, who put the dead deer in the file cabinet?
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(WCCO)
 
 
 
Bare-Breasted Woman Sues New York
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Mo Vaughn asked by nonprofit org. to sign petition that says "I refuse to take performance-enhancing drugs'' - Vaughn refuses
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(11 Alive Atlanta)
 
 
 
Fugitives throw pot at cops so they won't be caught with it
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Nicole Marie Lenz: Not Safe For Work
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Many death penalty appeals expected. "All of a sudden everybody on death row is going to become retarded."
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lack of apology to dumbass smoker costs tobacco company $15 million.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donna Hanover asks for $1,140 a month support from Rudy Giuliani for the family's yellow Labrador retriever
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The Anne Franks of Palestine
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Sox sign Ted Williams' son, doo dah, doo dah
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Under penalty of law, Ohio neighbors must be nice to each other.
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Inside The International Space Station (with pics)
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(via Obscure Store)
 
 
 
Former priest kicked out of priesthood goes to work as greeter for Disneyworld
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Girl gets kidnapped. Police start manhunt for man who's "not a suspect". Man overdoses, checks into hospital under false name, police find him anyways
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(Naples News)
 
 
 
On-Air radio radio hoax causes humiliation. Lawsuit ensues.
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
'Hot Yoga' done in 105 degree room growing in popularity
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(Some Kite Flyer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this kite flyer getting carried away
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(Hernando Today)
 
 
 
You know when you're in Florida when you get a free stroke by hitting your golf ball into a sinkhole.
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Man's Fiero breaks down on Bay Bridge, car hits it, and 2nd car knocks him over rail into SF Bay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pooty Poot's web site able to withstand mass assault from hackers.
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(Broken Newz)
 
 
 
NASA messes up space station, loses $2.6 Million Deposit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that rat stem cells work in humans. Well, at least in laywers.
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(CorporateMofo)
 
Boobies
 
NYC Farkers: Erotic NY Party on the 27th. Corporate Mofo Saves You $5 Off Admission.
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Anna Kournikova's dignity yielded half a million rubles to Pavel Bure
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(examiner.com)
 
 
 
San Francisco buzzing over Hello Kitty vibrator
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(Sacramento Bee)
 
 
 
Fresno, California, names itself extreme air polluter to avoid fines for extreme air pollution.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Wienermobile gets boot near Pentagon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marbles tournament crowns winners
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thousands Of Mysterious Objects Wash Up On NH Shore - and these ones really do look like tribbles. (with pic)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just about no one happy with webcasting royalty ruling
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky to get new, un-named hockey team. Post name suggestions here.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
USA vs Germany Results
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the German Coach reacting to the German goal
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(Sacramento Bee)
 
 
 
Firefighting attracts arsonists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arafat has now accepted Clinton's peace plan, 18 months too late
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brittney Spears at the top of Forbes celebrity list.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Court rules that customers can sue Baby Bells for antitrust violations
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(AP)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball team offers free tickets for bringing live snakes to game. Changes mind, has "Snake Awareness Night" instead
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Obese passengers demand right to eat person in seat next to them
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's new nuclear reactor to be built on fault line.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Rhode Island toe licker's mugshot and docs
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(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russian oilmen offer to pay $1 million to any foreign coach who can turn the national team around for next World Cup.
source: themoscowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
circuit city drops vhs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Results from England vs. Brazil quarter-final game
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Huge asteroid barely misses Earth, scientists only noticed it three days ago
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(Some Rotten Tomato)
 
 
 
Minority Report reviews 98% wicked awesome; George W. blissfully unaware of irony
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
More from the stem cell research department: Adult cells that live forever and repair any part of the body
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Finn)
 
 
 
Real-time road cams from Finland. First Farker to spot a moose gets a free beer.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Live webcam featuring interactive chat and links that let you control lights in the guy's house
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(via Space.com)
 
 
 
And you thought your hobbies were ambitious? Amateur rocket to be launched within 2 weeks.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The Top 100 English babes you've probably never heard of (Possibly not safe for work)
source: theladsmag.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No more souvenir pucks at hockey games. NHL to hang nets.
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(Helsingin Sanomat)
 
 
 
Tips on how to survive the pagan Midsummer celebration
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(Federal Reserve System)
 
 
 
U.S. to introduce new $20, $50 & $100 bill designs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WebRadio fees reduced. Webcasters yawn, they'll dodge payment anyway.
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(Rock 105.3)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies link needed - match the rack and the ass to the girl (very not safe for work)
source: rock1053.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 20, 2002
(Some Treasury Department)
 
 
 
Good news: $45 buys you a 5lb. bag of cash containing no less than $10,000. Bad news: it's shredded
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(Frontpagemag.com)
 
 
 
Left handed masturbation bad, Right handed masturbation good?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
School district bans piercing beyond ears
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Memory chips face charges of price fixing.
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(Florida Times-Union)
 
 
 
Little girl gets growable plastic prosthetic thighbone instead of amputation.
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(via Slashdot)
 
 
 
Slackware 8.1 is out. Geeks rejoice.
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(BeThePeople.com)
 
 
 
The Avon Breast Cancer 3-Day walk in L.A. in October. Wheaton wants to raise $5000. Give, people.
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(Faceoff.com)
 
 
 
Best Hockey Quotes from the 2001-2002 NHL Season
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(Some Guy Flipping Out)
 
 
 
More about those pesky Congo Ninjas
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon scores record ratings with same sex parents special
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The twenty dollar bill is going to get some color.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vandals attack Elephants, Donkeys
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(TweakTown.com)
 
 
 
Windows XP Tweaks for Geeks.
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Nicole Kidman
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(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Aquaman returning in his own TV series
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's only religious satire magazine
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The science of superheroes
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(NEIC)
 
 
 
Earthquake account from 1811
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(The Guardian)
 
 
 
Mobile phone radiation could alter braincells, study suggests
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another victim.... Adelphia to claim Chapter 11 bankruptcy (Mme_Mersault surrenders)
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Lack of funds force police to confine suspects to square painted on floor and saying 'Don't move'
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
More companies are allowing people to take their dogs to work
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hamas declares "War on Buses" -- trains, SUVs, scooters and skateboards trembling in the wings
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(thisissheffield.com)
 
 
 
One unhappy co-workers complaint quashes 200 other employees plans to watch World Cup match
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(Some Kite Flyer)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about kite flying
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russias most popular soft drink: Beer
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(Some Website)
 
 
 
RC camtoons: Like Toy Story gone bad.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New CD is as big as a quarter and holds twice the data.
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
The 50 Worst Movies of All Time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Totally weird thing the Soviets built in the 60s.
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
More fun from Nolan Curtis: ultimate tech support resume
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Liv Tyler, J-Lo to star in new Kevin Smith flick
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(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Top 100 online games
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(Some M & M)
 
 
 
New M & M's color announced
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finalized Minneapolis Fark Party details. Check the newest message from bedbug003 for full details of our events on July 6th at the Taste of MN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China has as many as 40 million more boys than girls. Darwin unavailable for comment.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boobies may replace "Friends"; NBC buys the rights to a Brit sitcom that features regular nudity
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"ET launch pad" found in China - scientists investigating.
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
No, the 7 dwarfs in Snow White aren't named after the seven stages of cocaine use
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(Some Bruncher)
 
 
 
The political party to which all Farkers belong. Especially the last one.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Show off fark..make some farkified AIM buddy icons and post in comments. Icons should be 50 x 50 pixels. Link just goes to AIM website.
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(All Africa)
 
 
 
60 Congo Ninjas attack airport and die. Apparently they're not quite as good at flipping out and killing people as their asian brethren.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thai food special - crickets in locust sauce
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nostradamus prediction (Century 6, Quatrain #24), uses an astrological configuration that only occurs tomorrow (6/21).
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(Forest service)
 
 
 
Satelite view of the fire in Colorado
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(Some Terrorist)
 
 
 
How C-4 works.
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(IOL)
 
 
 
British judge the focus of attention on whether lap-dances by supple, well-built semi-naked women is 'immoral'
source: itechnology.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(S.I. Women)
 
Weeners
 
Sports Illustrated for Farkettes swimsuit issue
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Airlines charge fat people two seats if they don't fit in one. Fat advocates blubber over it
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wreck found off coast of Panama may have belonged to Columbus. Since it's not on the route from Europe to the Indian Ocean, it probably is his.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jack Black soundboard
source: ebaumsworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Andrew Marlatt of SatireWire interviewed. Says 'headlines Farkers come up with are funnier than SatireWire'
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(anthony perkins)
 
 
 
Photoshop this psycho ex-roommate
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(BBC)
 
 
 
England's official prayer for the World Cup. I didn't think England had a prayer.
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(American Atheists)
 
 
 
Pope John Paul has made 458 saints, more than all the rest of the popes combined. Get in line now while we still have this one.
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(Villainsupply.com)
 
 
 
Looking for a job as an evil henchman?
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Forgive them for they know not what they do: Supreme Court bans executions of mentally retarded murderers.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
India villagers marry off 2 donkeys
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Copyright Office)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Copyright Office to announce decision on "percent-of-revenue" or "per-performance" fees for Internet radio today 3pm EST. This links to the announcement page.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Moore's Law back on track - new method gives 100x denser chips with no chemical waste
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood : Five women who will launch an assault on your senses.
source: capalert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
An oldie but a goodie, the famous Britney Spears Guide to Semi-Conductor Physics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spammers mount new attack against AOL.
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(arcataeye.com)
 
 
 
Arcata Eye updated
source: arcataeye.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(spine.cx)
 
 
 
Halifax FARK party is a go for Friday, July 12th. Hangover is a go for Saturday, July 13th.
source: spine.cx   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Broken Newz)
 
 
 
Second unidentified sphere washes up on Eastern Coast (Europeans will especially like this one)
source: brokennewz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark Parties)
 
 
 
Photoshop famous movie scenes using these pics from the Chicago Fark Party
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(Fark Party Central)
 
 
 
Albequerque Fark Party in the works
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Blind kid sorry he masturbated.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadians are nothing if not predictable
source: globeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'02 NCAA football power ratings
source: jhowell.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(seanbonner.com)
 
 
 
Farker details SPRINT customer service nightmare
source: seanbonner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Access Atlanta)
 
 
 
Top 51 sweatiest cities
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
10 Biggest Sports Blowouts
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(classic gaming)
 
 
 
Classicgaming reviews one of the hardest games ever, Ghosts N' Goblins (with rom download)
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Wed June 19, 2002
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Nike sells out of U.S. men's soccer team jerseys which have emerged as national must-have souvenir of summer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Girl lights fire so she can be a hero when she puts it out. Fire doesn't go out.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Is that a phone in your tooth, or are you just happy to see me?
source: zdnet.com.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Innapropriate Starbucks ads
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Osbourne CD "doesn't transcend its shameless cash-in feel"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Koreans back Germany in game against U.S., saying that "Korea has been hurt a lot by the United States". 30,000 US troops saving their asses daily on the N. Korean border and Korean War conveniently forgotten.
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(Allentown MC)
 
 
 
Town orders guns for full-time police. Super-soakers and foul language remain at the disposal of part-timers.
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Age)
 
 
 
Super-intelligent robot sick of fighting other robots in lab, escapes. Surprisingly this isn't satire
source: theage.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FunReports.Com)
 
Boobies
 
Brazil woman football team nudes. Repeat, but a good one. Not safe for work
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Sppedy Gonzales escapes politically correct Turner empire and will return to airwaves
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(World Net Daily)
 
 
 
The truth behind Muhammed being a demon-possessed pedophile
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Steve Bing is biological father of Liz Hurley's baby. Fb- is not the father.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Former Piston Bill Laimbeer goes from playing like a girl to coaching them.
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Deep Throat theory: He didn't exist but was made up to sell books
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IOL)
 
 
 
Police station evacuated after woman brings pipe bomb to New York gun amnesty program
source: itechnology.co.za   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What if Britney were in other sports movies?
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
California company to introduce low-rider tricycle.
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(thestar.com)
 
 
 
The only reason the Kursk could have sank was because of a faulty torpedo says Russian official.
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Employee of drugstore robbed at stickpoint after leaving door unlocked while counting daily earnings.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Newly released files show Winston Churchill worried his troops weren't getting enough beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NJ officially makes Terrorism a crime. What was it before?
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes.com)
 
 
 
Mr. Ed was a zebra
source: snopes2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cash machines exploding in Japan. But it's a bad thing.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springer show guests take 400 mile cab ride home from taping, then skip out on the bill
source: wkowtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(730WSC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this radio station producer who shaved his head to donate his hair to charity
source: 730wsc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld whines about having to pay $60,000 in accounting fees to report his $91 million in stock sales for 2001
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Space shuttle Endeavour finally lands in California. Captain drives it off runway into nearest Starbucks
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
PBS on it's deathbed?
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Billy Joel in a New York state of mind. Checks into substance abuse hospital.
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DC101)
 
Boobies
 
DC101 holds competition for Kid Rock Cage Dancers (probably not safe for work)
source: dc101.com
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Beer flows through Ohio Senate
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(Salon)
 
 
 
But baby, it's an antidepressant. Semen may be nature's prozac
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson to write column for Jane magazine. Caring for breast implants and hepatitis among possible articles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Go infect another human with the fark virus. Tell us about how many you have infected so far.
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Have you violated probation? Skipped bond? You still qualify for a daycare license
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mysanantonio)
 
 
 
Hospital records show that most snakebite victims are drunk men
source: news.mysanantonio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British Courts expected to rule on the legality of lap-dancing this week.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Drunk Scottish woman fined for letting her horse crap inside a police station
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Yet another bombing in Jerusalem
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle Mariners Carlos Guillen batting .093 against breathalyzers
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Man receives letter from Government informing him he's dead
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Politician promises to eat a hat if tax cuts reversed. Tax cuts get reversed. Hilarity ensues
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides 6-3 to take a leak on the Fourth Amendment. Fifth, Ninth and Tenth Amendments seen packing suitcases and driving to Canada.
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disney making fake crop circles to promote new flick. As opposed to real crop circles?
source: teletext.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore wants to put in an upscale strip club in hopes of pulling Clinton away from Harlem.
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elephant gets tired of circus, takes off
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
Leaders of misleaders
source: yellowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's FARKette Marlas_Cancer and FARKer Miggy's wedding anniversary. Share your most embarrassing wedding story. With voting
source: home.carolina.rr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Robber shoots partner in ass attempting to fire gun into air
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British kids skip school for stupid reasons (zits, dead hamster, new jeans needed)
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Advertising booze about to become legal in Sweden. Make your own ABSOLUT advertisment.
source: absolutad.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Why home schooled kids continually do better than public schooled kids
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(daily telegraph)
 
 
 
Police detective nicknamed 'Bumhole' by colleagues blames not getting plastered with other officers for ridicule
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Unconstitutional Internet gambling bill breezes through congress
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Employee boasts that if he's fired he'll fly a plane into the company building
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Western world mocks Beckham's hair, Japanese adopt it as the new hip look
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaskan rangers use firecracker to scare moose, burn down forest instead
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italian football club breaks ties with korean striker because he scored the winning goal against Italy in the World Cup
source: fifaworldcup.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Space shuttle crew stuck in orbit, begging for coffee. Wants to go back to space station for some. Permission denied
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy claims conspiracy behind world cup loss, vows to dive into investigation.
source: europe.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Acrophobia - The Ride strands riders 200 feet in the air
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Orthodox Faith and Computer Programming
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(Arab News)
 
 
 
Arabnews.com now carries content from YellowTimes.org
source: arabnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teacher in trouble for getting kids excited about chemistry
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
USA-Mexico World Cup game the most-watched cable television program ever between 1a.m.-6 a.m. among men 18-to-49
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Teen swindles firms with fake Russian embassy orders
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Fast food sends schoolgirls into sexual feeding frenzy
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Seal saves dog from drowning
source: sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RIAA mofos win another battle
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lawyers find judge's tarantula intimidating
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Aggie Band Camp apparently includes stripping naked and being bound and gagged.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
More mansion woes for Ventura: Seems some impostor scammed his way to a free one-month flop at the residence
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
The Jumping Jack contest with Strongbad, Homestar and friends, no answer to the question of "How can you do jumping jacks if you have no arms?"
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(MLB.com)
 
 
 
Broadcasting legend, beloved St Louis citizen Jack Buck passes away at 77
source: stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
help pick the winner of a wet T contest.
source: kioz.com
 
(Some Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
Double the pleasure, double the fun: The Carlson twins. (not safe for work)
source: queer-america.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Photoshop Walter The Farting Dog
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The Pope, priests, and pedophiles
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(Kuro5hin.org)
 
 
 
Kuro5hin.org has raised more than $20,000 in one day to fund the site
source: kuro5hin.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 18, 2002
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Gaggle of Waggles: Once he first addresses the ball, golfer Sergio Garcia takes 29 second to hit the damn thing
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Rhode Island man licks women's feet. Somehow they are not as turned on as he is, call the cops.
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Soccer, the last acceptable form of nationalism.
source: slate.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Microsoft to be held liable for software defects?
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
USA coach on next World Cup opponent: "Germany will be an overwhelming favorite and they should beat us"
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(al.com)
 
 
 
Some of the interesting things in Alabama, like the Coon Dog memorial, and the meterorite that hit a lady in Sylacauga.
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rule #1 for operating successful online wagering: Don't allow customers to bet on races after they've been run
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Time Magazine)
 
 
 
India's Prime Minister drinks heavily, takes painkillers, rambles incoherently, and falls asleep in meetings. Also controls a nuclear arsenal.
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Fire officials don't buy story of burned letter from Ex
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(Silicon Valley)
 
 
 
Pets.com sock puppet to do commericals from beyond the grave
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
If measure passes, Berkeley retailers could go to jail for selling non-politically correct coffee.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cigarette makers give free smokes to people of legal age. Anti-smoking crowd goes spastic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hair stylist flying from England to Japan to "rescue" David Beckham's hair. Seriously.
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(funreports.com)
 
 
 
Woman takes boyfriend to court for calling her a hippopotamus
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Unemployed man with too much time discovers Big Gulp is short less than half an ounce, complains
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to run 5-mile race
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(AP)
 
 
 
Snip-snip. Please drive around to the second window. Drive-thru veterinary medicine.
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Standoff ends because of alligator mating season.
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(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Here we go again: High speed chase being bradcast live on MSNBC & FoxNews. This link doesn't go anywhere
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bob the horse loves to play soccer (with pics)
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(heraldsun.com)
 
 
 
Are television ads louder than programs or are viewers just nuts?
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(The Observer)
 
 
 
US is really polluted, blah blah blah, big oil runs everything, blah blah blah, kleenex shortage in England
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Australian scientists say they can rebuild immune system using stem cells. Good thing we didn't cut off research in that area.
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(Newark Star Ledger)
 
 
 
Farker Frksamor loses cousin on Fathers Day as he drowns saving his children from rip tides
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Camp helps kids overcome burn scars and makes them feel like kids again.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two earthquakes hit Kentucky today. Centered near Paducah and Evansville. Didn't feel a thing at Fark Central tho
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(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
In spite of close ties to Iraq and North Korea, Russia considers helping U.S. under Bush's "strike first" policy.
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Australian phone company says reception is poor because gum trees steal the signals
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(AccessAtlanta.com)
 
 
 
Teen clothing is becoming even more slutty this season
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conspiracy flowchart explains everything
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(NBC5.com)
 
 
 
Do you have numerous D.U.I.'s? Then you are an ideal candidate to work for The Chicago Police and/or Fire Departments.
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(Some Married Farker)
 
 
 
Farker PacMan and his bride in this candid wedding picture
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(ajc.com)
 
 
 
TV so full of sex and violence that it reduces effectiveness of commercials
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
Weeners
 
SI names sexiest male athletes; one has even denied being gay (SFW)
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(benmaller.com)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Hawks offer season ticket holders refunds if they don't make the playoffs.
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota's nightmare over: Ventura will not seek re-election
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker's girlfriend cheats on him, wants to know best way to get revenge. Voting enabled. This link doesn't go anywhere
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Assclown Ted Turner accuses assclown Israel of using 'terror' tactics against assclown Palestinians
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(SacBee.com)
 
 
 
Punk arrested for major trashing of Yosemite with gang grafitti
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(Some Guy from Canada)
 
 
 
Drive a Russian Tank in a circle for $180
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
More than half of single Australian women haven't been on a date in six months
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Prairie farmers lose crops to flood, but find lots of yummy fish.
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(Kentucky Fried Chicken)
 
 
 
More freebies: free popcorn chicken 11:00-2:00 Thursday at KFC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Mexico attacking the U.S. yesterday, some Latinos rooting for the U.S. soccer team.
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(USCourts.gov)
 
 
 
You can have my tank when they pry it out of my cold dead hands
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
More spheres wash up on East Coast. This time they're grassy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
South Korea beats Italy in biggest World Cup shock for years.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brittney Spears to make a Nascar movie. Dale would have wanted it this way.
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Wildlife researchers shrug shoulders and say, "Well, you win some, you kill some."
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop fruit into an animal of your chosing (example)
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(Sac Bee)
 
 
 
Kid mouths off. Mom spanks kid. CPS yanks kid from home. Mom gets kid back, sues CPS.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
SWR-2000 sushi wrapping robot can wrap over 2000 pieces per hour
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Terrorists marrying forest service workers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rabbi backs off plan to patrol neighborhood with shotguns.
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
A visit to a kinky summer camp for naughty adults
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
TiVo fans fly across country to meet other TiVo fans; declare TiVo a religion
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Jesse Ventura's son, 19, used gov's mansion as 'Animal House'; staff had to clean up broken beer bottles and telltale stains
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian goverment in disgrace: its new website is messed up
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Rural Texans wanting to hook up utilities must make $1,500 donation for endangered toads.
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Foreigners complain new U.S. visa rules "was not a change established by consulting the immigrant community or having any idea what people want."
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Robber dies after customer sits on him
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Photoshop the poster for the upcoming Crocodile Hunter movie
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(playboy.com)
 
Boobies
 
Vote for a female soccer player to get naked in playboy. Site not safe for work.
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(www.talsorian.com)
 
 
 
Farker Aeonite wraps up his 24-part series on Cyberpunk films
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(Town Hall)
 
 
 
Why the movie "Sum of All Fears" wussed out and used Nazis instead of Moslems
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(Times of India)
 
 
 
Times of India finds it amusing that US is still in World Cup play
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(www.the-fa.org)
 
 
 
Try to score three goals in this strangely addictive Flash game.
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(SciFi.com)
 
 
 
Director of Star Trek Nemesis wants to ignore previous Trek "facts"
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Is the only solution to the crisis in the Middle East "transferring" the Palestinians?
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(Some Mosher)
 
 
 
Photoshop some farkers in a Rock Club
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Save Kuro5hin.org - Subscribe or donate
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(Google)
 
 
 
Googling for "Mike Piazza" gay grows to 743 results. "Steven Segal" "talented actor" , 10 results. "Carrot Top" "talented comedian", 5.
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
600 People evacuated from hotel because some dumbass left a bottle of nail polish open
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(WNEW)
 
Boobies
 
Opie & Anthony's best WOW contest (NFSW)
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
England soccer star David Beckham hints he may play end of career in Japan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kentucky abounds with tiny asses (safe for work)
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