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Sun June 16, 2002
(Bangkok post)
 
 
 
Going bra-less is in fashion says Bangkok post
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(Some Poor Toilet)
 
 
 
National Association for Acceptance of Fat Americans discusses the best toilet seat for 400+ lb people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bush says, "Get Saddam". Is it too early to decide which nuke to use?
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(Some Horny Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Girls 'n guns: G. Gordon Liddy's 2002 Stacked 'n Packed Calendar (not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tender moment between a little girl and a Palace Guard.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bush vows to help more minorities achieve the dream of owning their own home.
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(Some Wldncrzy Guy)
 
 
 
Cooking with Walken. "I got a fever. And the only prescription is more cilantro"
source: ojai.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Helpful reminder from Chief Supreme Court Justice that in times of war, our civil liberties go in the crapper
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Buy Toyota's new flying car for only $50,000
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget the War on Terror. The I-bomb is here.
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Rating the TV dads: A pretty thorough look at some of the fathers, good and bad, from the history of television
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Workplace lottery syndicate wins $20million. Workmates who missed out get pissy.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Customizable spinning design thing.
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(BrotherJew)
 
 
 
Cool pretend mafia site. Good for the Mob movie fans out there.
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(St. Louis Today)
 
 
 
Home Depot refuses to sell to the US government
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(via Wheaton)
 
 
 
American philosophers, writers, artists, psychologist create "Not In Our Name" statement. Amen to that.
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(Texarkana Gazette)
 
 
 
In strange reversal from former trend of "perfect" families, TV now being criticized for showing too many dysfunctional ones.
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(Wichita Falls Times)
 
 
 
Proposed legislation would give federal government "unprecedented authority" to crack down on tobacco.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create the flag of Farkistan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help beta test my new online game.
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Russian Miss Universe can take apart Kalishnikov assault rifle - "In Russia,a woman should be not only beautiful but also know how to stand up for herself"
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(Fort Worth Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Woman sprays bug-killer on neighbor she calls a pest.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sacramento Fark Party on 6/29? Drinking and fun, then attend the all night Trash Film Orgy at The Crest. Ideas?
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(preed)
 
 
 
New superheroes for kids, Sun's V-Force will save the day against the likes of Hup, Klompak, ITM, and Dull.
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(capitalism.com)
 
 
 
The Bill of NO Rights (repeat)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Panhandler complains about how hard it is these days to make honest money.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Power goes out at Britney concert. Audience boos. Guess we won't see Britney Unplugged.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ground broken in Alaska for missile interceptor silos
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bad dads forced to take class
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
School program encourages teens to become responsible fathers to the babies they helped make.
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Chick to the Jews: Accept Jesus or you'll all die of plague. Jews to Chick: Watch out, its contagious.
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Boxing Promoter: "Ultimate fighters wouldn't last five minutes with a proper-schooled boxer"
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(Some Exploding Dog)
 
 
 
A monster a day from rawr.net
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Chili-flavored candies are rapidly gaining popularity.
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(Some Crazy Cyclist)
 
 
 
Some people are really, really afraid of squirrels...
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(Via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
You won't see that at the stuffy U.S. Open: Cops raid country club, find hookers in tents on course, servicing players
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Power failure stops Britney show. Bevets is right, there must be a god.
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(webactive)
 
 
 
US Navy forgets to re-up their domain registration. Porn pirates pounce on their helpless domain.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Austrailian scientists working to clone the extinct Tasmanian Tiger. Other Austrailian scientists busy combing through sci-fi horror films for grant proposals.
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(insults.net)
 
 
 
How to swear in foreign languages(Elif air ab tizak)
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(Some East European Guy)
 
 
 
Tour of ruined Prussian Castles-lotsa fun for Goths and non-Goths alike.
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(theage.com.au)
 
 
 
Earth-shattering research discovers kids bullied at school become depressed
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(channeloklahoma.com)
 
 
 
Pastor who blessed threesome offers to resign, saying he had no idea sex might be involved
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hackers launch denial of service attack on theweatherchannel.com
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baby boomers now suffer from "boomeritis." Science has now officially created an excuse... uh, name for everything.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese internet cafe catches fire, kills 24
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to make soup.
source: lost-habit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Brawny Guy)
 
 
 
Who do you know that's rugged...tough...dependable...strong? Nominate Drew to be the Brawny paper towels spokesman.
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Sat June 15, 2002
(rense)
 
 
 
Coed dorm rooms lead to sex
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
TV viewers ignore ads during sex-oriented shows
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(ctnow.com)
 
 
 
Student sentenced for stealing rare books from Yale library and selling them on eBay
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Timberlake cries like a little bitch after spilling the beans about Britney
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to protect yourself from homicidal cows.
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(Google)
 
 
 
Create a Fark Winamp skin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops break up golf tournament where everyone was scoring a hole in one.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What if they gave a TX Fark party and nobody came? Show up in Austin on 7/13 so we don't have to find out (the link does go somewhere).
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Drinking alcohol causes you to drink more alcohol, causing you to...
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(Jane's)
 
 
 
Meet the soldier of the future: The Objective Force Warrior. Looks suspiciously like troops in Halo (with pic)
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(Some Teacher)
 
 
 
Ebonics math exam used by teacher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The United States is turning into a bunch of conspiracy theorists. In related news, tinfoil sales up 35%.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The new Afghan government: got fanaticism?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Switzerland finally freezes the assets of former Haitian dictator Baby Doc Duvalier, plans later to do more things they should have done in 1986
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption the prayers likely found rattling around in our President's skull.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Blaine, whose frozen himself in ice, buried himself alive, and jumped off a 10 story building, denies having a death-wish.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British man jailed in Japan for selling World Cup ticket in Japan, Japan treated him worse than Al-Qaeda detainees in Cuba
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pedro Martinez and his slow slide to pitching mediocrity.
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Jack Chick attempts to use 2 headed snake to disprove evolution
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(Lycos)
 
 
 
Justin brags he scored with Britney, Britney furious
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never mind that the entire state is on fire, idiot Colorado homeowners associations are warning residents about brown lawns
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(Too Good Reports)
 
 
 
Read this before you bash the practice of profiling. Bad kitty.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Clinton made $9 Mil in speeches alone last year. That comes to about $3 per lie told.
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Arthur Andersen guilty of obstructing justice in Enron affair
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(Cleveland.com)
 
 
 
Cleveland is missing 4 billion gallons of water. Total value estimated at $4.53
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(Wired)
 
 
 
New wearable virtual reality system to help crappy pool players
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
England-Denmark final results. Brazil's women's team beats both of them however
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these protesters
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Record labels say they'll combat slumping sales by cutting CD prices
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix cops protesting use of Ford patrol vehicles because they are death traps.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn to cuss your way out of a potential conflict situation with this handy simulation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Rufus is a pimp for 3 girls. If the price is $65 per trick, how many tricks must each girl turn to support Rufus'$800 per day crack habit?"
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
A gallery of Marcus Schenkenberg Pictures kinda SFW
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(CHUD)
 
 
 
Latest undeserving movie to get a sequel: "Coyote Ugly." Hopefully it won't be called "Coyote Uglier."
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yankees bean another Met in the mellon. Mets fans boo Met pitcher for not beaning Jeter. Pull up a chair, Clemens bats Saturday
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mini-Me gets it on with strippers (safe for work, not for you imagination)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
S.C. Governor Jim Hodges bans plutonium shipments through the state
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One last high school name: Weir High
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(Some Guy?)
 
 
 
Peter Pan and Tink break up. Fb- on alert.
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
New Red Sox ownership decides to renovate Fenway Park - saving it - instead of building new stadium
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(Flash Player)
 
 
 
Flash Player.com up and running (thanks for the help FARKERS)
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(NBC6)
 
 
 
Bus stolen in South Carolina found in Honduras
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Fri June 14, 2002
(Some Oregonian)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker making love to his chainsaw
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Bush spoke at Ohio State commencement, students were ordered to give "thunderous applause" and protestors would be subject to arrest and expulsion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Walken movie on the horizon with Ben Stiller and Jack Black
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(mcmaster.ca)
 
 
 
Leading cause of teen pregnancy: abstinence programs
source: dailynews.mcmaster.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Whacko Jacko visited the Houses of Parliament today, accompanied by a psychic, an escapologist, a Cabinet minister and a Seventies singer.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Romania moving ahead on Dracula themepark in Vlad the Impaler's hometown; fails to explain how planned golf course ties in with Dracula theme
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Review of Vanilla Ice concert. Vocals compared to "Bea Arthur on unfiltered Camels."
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF columnist writes critically of Bush; gets hundreds of "you are gay" emails from Redneck States of America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite only using up half of lifetime, Tom Hanks recieves lifetime achievement award
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Subaru car ad pulled because it had the wrong king of bunny in it.
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(iWon)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sketch of John Walker Lindh and his attorney.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Walker Lindh attacked the U.S., now seeks the protection of its Constitution.
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(toledo blade)
 
 
 
Don't go to Cedar Point as a woman when you're a man
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(News Day)
 
 
 
Click on the slideshow link on this page to see a few of the flower arrangements delivered to mafia don John Gotti's wake.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Site claims Farkistan no longer exists
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Remaining U.S CEOs make a break for it. Last seen heading for the Mexican border, plundering towns and villages along the way
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(some girl)
 
Boobies
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar Galleries (sfw)
 
(News Journal)
 
 
 
Satire gets a big plug. "As seen on Fark"
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(via Matchstick)
 
Boobies
 
Zip Archive of Playboy's Brazillian Football Team for Farkers behind filters
source: cise.ufl.edu
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mugshot of the woman who cut her boyfriend's ass off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Todd Bridges to make comeback on the Young and the Restless. Giving a whoopin' to Vanilla Ice on Fox can revive your career.
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(NCTimes)
 
 
 
Giant Lego Yoda to terrorize California
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBA finals shoot a brick: garner worst ratings since 1982
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Students who don't graduate at Univ. of Georgia in four years forced to wait behind incoming freshmen for Bulldog football tickets
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sam Adams)
 
 
 
Win a trip to Boston to sample Sam Adams' new 48-proof beer. Sorry CA & UT, your states suck so you can't enter.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monty Hall breaks a hip while putting on pants
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Seals enjoy watching World Cup too
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Two frozen embryos caught up in divorce to be thawed and destroyed
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
The first Canadian Wife Carrying Championship
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Theives use vacuum cleaner in jewel heist
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brazillian Women's Soccer (not safe for work)
source: pile.filepile.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
London's Mayor gets drunk at his birthday party and falls 15 feet onto concrete
source: thisislondon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
McAfee manufactures jpg image virus threat. Slashdot debunks
source: features.slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's time for everyone to forget about shark attacks and be afraid of something else
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(Archives.gov)
 
 
 
Take TWO days off: Independence day is really July 2nd.
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(Napa News)
 
 
 
Not to be out done by Jack in the Box, Taco Bell Introduces food poisoning
source: napanews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bishops rule on molesting priests: First One's Free. Asinine isn't strong enough of a word
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SA's Photoshop Phriday: Father's Day Cards
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(TheStreet)
 
 
 
The five dumbest things on wall street this week
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man jailed for crime he didn't commit meets the man who did commit it - in jail
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(The Great Show)
 
 
 
Tabloids romantically link J-Lo to every man on earth
source: tgspro.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(sacbee.com)
 
 
 
Man featured in HBO documentary taking Ecstasy with his children arrested on child endangerment charges
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Book returned to library 74 years late. And returned to the wrong library.
source: novascotia.cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Feds said to probe Martha Stewart
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elvis hits number 1 on British music charts thanks to Nike and the World Cup
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(bob from accounting)
 
 
 
Right wing conspiracy office and Jewish conspiracy office must now share same workspace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
World Cup fan commits suicide so his ghost can help Korean team win
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson verbal rampage or Marilyn Manson lyric?
source: maximonline.com
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Three Norwegians to stand trial for paper airplane attack on US embassy
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stanley comes home to Hockeytown
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark party in St. Louis tonight/this weekend. If you're showing up, you must email GirlALaMode@yahoo.com for details. This link doesn't go anywhere.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Portugal routs US, US still makes second round thanks to Korea
source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man nearly loses his ass in break up with girlfriend. Literally.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police in Turkey escort failing students home to protect them from irate parents
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Scooby Doo is doo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strange victory celebration by the Paraguayan World Cup team
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Japan celebrates World Cup win with wild orgy in locker room.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chronicly unemployable, morbidly obese, white-trash Wal Mart shopper says ham ruined her life
source: bradenton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Extremist anti-linking law may destroy main peculiarity of Internet. Pravda interviews Drew for the article
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bank robber know as "Mr Cool" writes letter to newspaper apologising for his crimes and telling youngsters that "robbing banks is not cool." Police still haven't caught him.
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mob of highly dangerous wallabies terrorise English town
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Philly Fark Party tomorrow (not tonight). Join the Yahoo group - check "files" link for directions
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(Some Corn Jerk)
 
 
 
More High School names: The Hoopeston Cornjerkers
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(AJC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bellyflopper
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this aerial tom foolery
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(The Blue Brick)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon linked to Al Qaeda in "six degrees", FBI wants to question actor.
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(Arcata Eye)
 
 
 
Back by popular demand, it's the world's funniest police log
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(Some Cracker)
 
 
 
More High School names: The Freeport Pretzels
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We already knew about the "Butte Pirates" (repeat)
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(Some Flamer)
 
 
 
More High School names: The Effingham Flaming Hearts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ideas needed for Halifax Fark party. Beer and donairs already in the plans. If site gets farked, email them to halifaxfark@hotmail.com
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(Some Rabbit)
 
 
 
More High School names: the ever-intimidating Fisher Bunnies
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sleeping more than 8 hours per day is more dangerous than being morbidly obese, chain smoking
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
More high school team names: Kaukauna Galloping Ghosts
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(Some Fruit)
 
 
 
More High School names: The Cobden Appleknockers
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Thu June 13, 2002
(mtv.com)
 
 
 
Caption Will Smith, Eddie Griffin, & Chris Rock backstage at the MTV awards
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(People's Daily)
 
 
 
50 year itch hits Japan - Asian conquest planned
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(Nabisco)
 
 
 
Nabisco add koalas to animal crackers
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(Babe Galleries)
 
Boobies
 
Angie Harmon (not safe for work)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Maradona accepts blame for Argentina's early exit; reporters decide not to tell him he didn't play in Cup
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop some revolting spiders
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(Charleston)
 
 
 
Sphere to go to junk yard. Terrible Secret of Space to remain a secret.
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(India Times)
 
Boobies
 
100 Most Beautiful Indian Women (safe for work)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bucky the badger's costume goes missing at U. of Wisconsin
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham sued �500,000 for being �loud and rude"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Gribbles are eating Seattle
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
5-year-old invited to $2500 fundraiser. Needs another $2488.13
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(thestar.com)
 
 
 
NATO publishes top secret spy plane images of the Balkans on British satellite TV.
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
School outlaws tag. Bleeding Heart Liberals win again
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
57-year-old Texas bachelor touts his availability with a sign on his front lawn
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Ricci Returns: new pics at the bottom of the page (safe for work)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
John Ashcroft is a camera hog who just wants to scare the hell out of everyone
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canada wins World Beer Games
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Oslo's barking dad gets global media coverage. Plugs Fark too
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Government warns that Al Qaeda may be planning to attack Eminem
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you fall down a hole and get bombarded with raw sewage for hours on end, Reuters will name you "sewer boy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fans actually pay money to buy disposable cameras full of pictures taken by celebrities.
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(Studio8.net)
 
 
 
Britney Spears to attend LSU in the fall
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(Cinescape.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood planning Rush Hour 3 AND 4.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Germans call Britain "degenerates." Hitler unavailable for comment.
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(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kiwifruit marketer launches carefully worded campaign promoting its product as a poop maker
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Lick Observatory fails to find extraterrestrial lesbians, does find Jupiter-like extrasolar planet however
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why the Kursk really sank
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Designer Bill Blass dead. To be buried in unisex pants.
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
81% of women would like to be sexually harassed in the office
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
2 ninjas stop traffic in Detroit on I-75.
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart employee distraught that IRS keeps mistakenly sending her checks for about $200k
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(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Independence Day 2
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Want to stop receiving junk mail? Threatening to rape the mailman is not the way to do it.
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Giant silver orb washes up on beach. Air Force bomb squad, the Coast Guard and the state Department of Health can't identify it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bloop Follow-up
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Elderly woman killed by street sweeper going 2 mph
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(WBAL TV)
 
 
 
The wheels on the bus go round and round. Unless you're in Baltimore, where they go flying off.
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(msn.co.in)
 
 
 
Drunk Irishman broadcasts match
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Lawyers compare 20th hijacker to John Nash from A Beautiful Mind
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Working at Taco Bell drove the dirty bomber to terrorism.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if live action Scooby Doo wasn't bad enough, prepare yourself for live action Underdog
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(kmov.com)
 
 
 
Sleepy Illinois hamlet somewhat not looking forward to Hell's Angels beer bash
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(via ObscureStore.com)
 
 
 
Beijing Evening Times issues retraction after quoting article from The Onion, then proceeds to berate The Onion for "fabricating offbeat news"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LA fans celebrate Lakers sweep without rioting
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pic of the Dominatrix Grandma -- and the criminal complaint against her.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Transvestites star in prison World Cup
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
U.S. and Colombian authorities charge 25 people with drug conspiracy for smuggling in clothes soaked in liquid heroin
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Famous garbage-raiding bear leaves Anchorage after being shot in the ass with dart
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Little Tykes recalls Pop 'n Scoot ride-on toys because driver can fall over the handlebars, just like on a real 2 wheel vehicle.
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Stolen bulldozer used to break into bar. Two bottles of liquor taken.
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(theage.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious giant unknown underwater beasts making sound that baffles scientists: Bloop
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(wwn)
 
 
 
Cursing is good for you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Defense: Shoe bomber may have forgotten rights after he was given injection during flight struggle.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
England players promised good humping if they can beat Denmark
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Gallery of World Cup "cheerleaders". Site is in Spanish, but boobies are universal. (Some not safe for work)
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(Flash Player)
 
 
 
Flash Player goes live this Friday, now taking flash movies submissions
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two words: Dominatrix Grandma
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Winner takes delivery at Playboy Mansion
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Ad man recalls the silly plotlines and stringent guidelines writing comic book advertisements for Hostess Cupcakes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Find out what happened to two of TV's favorite dads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More High School team names: West Appleton Terrors
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(teen people)
 
Weeners
 
Ladies, come see Ashton Kutcher before he disappears of the face of the planet.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Couple to get married atop mountain get blown off by strong winds
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Wed June 12, 2002
(fifaworldcup.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Portugal's Pauleta
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than one-third of leading U.S. hospitals serve heart-attack-inducing fast-food on premises
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
The Eminem Shtick: what makes a bigot a genius?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orgasm patch to help older women shiver with delight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Neighborhood so bad that the Club isn't enough? Try the Auto Taser
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Despite early morning start, USA-South Korea World Cup match sets ratings record
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(therecord.com)
 
 
 
Man nearly killed by car recieves bill from city for road closure
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Scenes from the Festival of Inappropriate Technology:
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(rollingstone.com)
 
 
 
More reality TV: R&B singer Brandy to give birth live
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Another argument for raising the speed limits in Houston back up to 70 MPH: it will be harder for the snipers to hit you.
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nukepills.com taking 10,000 orders a day for worthless anti-radiation pills
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Kids are out-betting adults on World Cup games, and winning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this soccer dude
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. Bishops actually have to discuss a "No Tolerance" policy for molesters.
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New and scary twist on credit card fraud
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Copy for the lawsuit filed against MTV and TV's Kelso for corpse joke
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(Yuma High School)
 
 
 
Yuma High School, in the southwestern corner of Arizona, is the "Home of the Criminals."
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Nude photos of Tiger Woods' girlfriend Elin Nordegren reportedly surface - Playboy, Penthouse not interested
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
'Pig-casso' - World pork expo showcases swine art
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
You like french fries. You like chocolate. Why not combine the two?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gnome robbers caught. Victims will be invited to the police station to try to identify their statues in a gnome lineup. Drew's gnome still missing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In most futile move ever, dirty bomber's attorney asks for his client's release
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy pays $167k for bits of Hiroshima bomb the government says he can't have.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kung-Fu Hamster
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Was the Kursk wrecked by a foreign submarine?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dig shows extensive Roman sea trade with India
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cops finally catch the person who led them on a chase in stolen doughnut truck. (Appropriately enough by staking out the local Krispy Kreme)
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(Google)
 
 
 
Try to find Ohio's scariest/weirdest/funniest inmate picture. Voting enabled.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Somone finally calls Shaq out on his flaccid game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jeff's friends like to get hit with sticks
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
150-foot-wide 'Osama bin Sinkhole' threatens to eat apartment complex
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Celebrating Kentucky's finest export: bourbon.
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Killer whale just wants to be friends
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(CBS)
 
 
 
Phyllis Diller and "Ginger" the chicken to participate in Vegas tic-tac-toe showdown.
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man says he's castrated 50 guys at his house since 1994
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We've got the army, navy, air force, marines, something, something else...and the NOAA Weather Corps, America's Seventh Service
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Masons Threaten Legal Action To Keep Anonymity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush signs $4.6 billion bioterror bill
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Teaching your kids to garden
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(KMED.com)
 
 
 
Man pissed at his car causes all out assault by swat team
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Company is building Earth-Mars interplanetary rapid transit system
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Estate tax unlikely to be repealed. Little guy still gets screwed.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senegal applauded for not using witchcraft to beat France
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Boston Red Sox beginning their annual August slump two months early
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(klastv)
 
 
 
Police using ATVs to issue tickets to those that ride ATVs where they're not supposed to
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
This week you can see the Space Station and Space Shuttle streak overhead without a telescope. Find out when they will be over your area.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Artist protests abduction by cutting off own finger and using it to create painting.
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(Pacific Business News)
 
 
 
McDonald's to test market Spam in Hawaii
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Are you raring for some action?" -- Dos Palmas Resort Web site, where Abu Sayyaf rebels kidnapped 20 people last year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark discovers that it has two asses. Photoshop Drew and Slayerswine.
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What do Australian women really want, sexually? Brad Pitt
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA to institute instant replay
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
MTV reality show puts mutilated corpse in hotel room to surprise couple. Couple sues
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
"Do you take American money?" and other dumb questions asked by tourists in Alaska
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
GAO confirms that Clinton staffers played childish pranks in White House before moving out.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ALF to host talk show
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Soccer hooligans to stick around Japan a while longer, England moves on in World Cup
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Studies show that womens' breasts are getting bigger
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ajc.com)
 
 
 
Muslims are pissed at Southern Baptist because they called Mohammed "a demon-possessed pedophile."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elvis might make a comeback on the charts in the U.K. thanks to a Nike commercial. All of our good pop music nowadays comes from commercials
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Don't miss Gizzard Fest 2002 in Pottersville, MI: an "organ-gorging event"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian gov't refuses to ship 150 containers of vodka to Capitol Hill. In other news, Russia is latest member of the "axis of evil".
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds that if you cut back on your cholesterol intake you may live a few years longer, but you'll spend those years stark raving mad.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Been getting this for days in the Fark queue but this takes the cake: Greek woman has spider living in her ear. With pics
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker LidoX Builds Compilation Of Cable Access Television's Worst Moments
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporter writes "My Day with Shaq" story, claims Shaq watches porn before games.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about chiggers
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
16 year old carjacker arrested after leaving his gun in mall bathroom, returns to ask security if they've seen it
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Text Of Mr. Rogers' Commencement Address
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All about Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics.
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Final piece of the Pentagon facade dedicated, original blackened piece used with date engraved
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(retroSPICE)
 
Boobies
 
Good News: not safe for work vidcaps of Halle Berry from Monster's Ball (bad news: Billy Bob's in 'em, too.)
source: retrospice.com
 
(oprah.com)
 
 
 
Is your addiction to Internet porn cheating? Dr.Phil from Oprah says yes
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(Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Cecil Adams explains the pros and cons of becoming a eunuch.
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The legality of Al-Mujahir facing a military tribunal
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(Google)
 
Boobies
 
From the "Animal Print Teddy " to the "Two-Piece Teddiette" learn about Lingerie. not safe for work
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(Unknown Player)
 
 
 
Think you can ignore that "unenforceable" End User Legal Agreement that you click through to install software? Think again.
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Tue June 11, 2002
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arab version of, "The Weakest Link" not going over well. Apparently Arabs don't like women who yell and make fun of men who answer questions incorrectly.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
British lawmakers filed a petition to get a cat to patrol Parliament. House of Commons being overrun by mice.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parents trying to patent their son. "Only one specific pattern of spouse selection, intercourse and parenting could have resulted in the creation of a son so unique and talented"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Residents of Clinton want to change the name of their street, Sodom Road
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
World Cup Website breaks Internet traffic record
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Laundromat owner charged with laundering money
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
How well do TV products really work?
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the jerk from Dartmouth who didn't want to listen to Mister Rogers
source: thedartmouth.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Web designer's don't think like normal people.
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Belper News)
 
 
 
Looney Tunes coming back to theaters
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu's ineptitude - network gets zero complaints
source: sportsbybrooks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(snopes.com)
 
 
 
Caribou Coffee is owned by the First Islamic Investment Bank
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(Local News)
 
 
 
Cows run amuck in OKC
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(Court TV)
 
 
 
Tired of fantasy baseball? Try Fantasy Death Row. Sign up, pick 3 inmates and they are yours until they are pardoned, stayed, or called on home to Jesus.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study shows men are hurt if women end a relationship. Women are indifferent no matter who breaks it off.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Texas mardi gras pics. (not safe for work)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate panel to hold hearing on steroid use in baseball, cites a lack of terror attacks as the reason.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mister Rogers wows crowd at Dartmouth despite some whiny snobs
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(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Who's the bigger dumbass: the burglar who breaks into the same school eight times or the police that took that long to catch him?
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Greenpeace will now oppose everything
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pretty much all of Colorado on fire again
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Swiss issue Falling Baby Bat weather advisory
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Florida Citrus Bowl will now be called Capital One Bowl
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Giant telescope takes amazing photos of the Tarantula Nebula (great pics)
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian engineers develop backpack helicopter (with pics)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit firefighter receives beating from hillbillies for tossing an octopus in last night's game.
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(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Bros bringing back Looney Toons, Pepe Le Pew still represents stinky Frenchmen
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Matrix Reloaded to shut down city of Sydney for "most complicated sequence ever made" involving a helicopter
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(World Cup Soccer)
 
 
 
Guinness consumption soars as Ireland advances past 1st round of World Cup
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(Some Leapin' Lizard)
 
 
 
Photoshop the annual Jumping of the Babies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bronx Bomber bad boy bombs baseball, beans Barry bonds. Baseball bigwigs bemused
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(retroSPICE)
 
Boobies
 
Damn it, Janet, it's a Susan Sarandon Gallery (not safe for work, but pop up free)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Green rain terrifies villagers. Turns out it's bee crap. Villagers still terriried
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You're the editor of ESPN Mag. Your cover story is on Tiger Woods. Who do you put on the cover?
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Heavy Metal mockery site upated. "Feel the metal" as you feel sorry for some of the metalheads in the pics.
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(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Catherine Bell, in all her FHM glory (sort of safe for work)
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(North End Waterfront)
 
 
 
Champ hits wall after 17th hotdog
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian Sniper makes kill at over 2000 meters
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee sewer district is angered at claims that it dumped raw sewage into Lake Michigan; says it was partially treated.
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man lets guy he met on the Internet cut his nads off. Afterwards they eat pie.
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
The story of how the "dirty bomber" was captured.
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Suicide bomber hits restaurant near Tel Aviv.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Big Ben was September 11 target. Terrorist team couldn't get a flight after all planes were grounded
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Crow likes nips. Golfers have nips. Crow attacks golfers
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(The Japan Times)
 
 
 
342 mph (552 km/h) maglev train gives free rides in Japan
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
President Bush abandons outdated, redundant Constitution
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(Tampa Trib)
 
 
 
Government proposes low-tech orbital platform for homeland defense. Lando Calrissian give idea two thumbs up.
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Some letters from teachers about why their profession is miserable
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(Belper News)
 
 
 
Dolpho the police dog accused of racial profiling
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Proof that beer can be the answer to all of world's problems: it helped IBM come up with new high density storage medium.
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man gets crushed to death in cabbage machine
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Barking dad lands in jail
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Welcome to 1865...(sex) slavery banned in Kentucky
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man who registered poodle to vote as a Republican fined
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
AOL COO says that AOL will eventually be pulling $159 per household in fees and services
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canadian government makes $330k disappear by sponsoring a ghost convention.
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Supreme Court refuses to hear two gun-rights cases. Hasn't ruled on Second Amendment rights since 1939.
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Appeal for right to own firearms denied by Supreme Court
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Denmark vs France World Cup results
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(Times Online)
 
 
 
Scientists identify rogue gene in fatal skin cancer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tattoos linked to bad behavior in adolescents
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(The Blue Brick)
 
 
 
Holy Trinity breaks up. Father, son remain; Holy Spirit launches solo career.
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Russian oil production is tilting toward the U.S. Given that Russia ties with Saudi Arabia as top oil producer, OPEC not too pleased.
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Top five SciFi shows that died before their times
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(PETA)
 
 
 
Guy dressed like Jesus pushing vegetarianism on Southern Baptists.
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Pay for this guy's wife's boob job on ebay and you get to cop a feel
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Black Jack playing casino gamblers.
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(Some Femme)
 
Weeners
 
Farkettes we've hit the jackpot. the ultimate free weeners site.
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(IOL)
 
 
 
New cab service in Poland offers free rides to anyone willing to bring along partner and have sex in back seat
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Mon June 10, 2002
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's faster to ride penguins to work than take some NYC bus routes, says study
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(Unrealistic Expectations)
 
 
 
Ralph Wiggum Sound Board
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans vote to dispel "myth of separation of church and state"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
US vs World Soccer/Football Theory
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
324-square-foot Tokyo house sells for $118,000
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(Arizona Republic)
 
 
 
Arizona student gets diploma after threatening to sue teacher who flunked her in English
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soccer in America a product of leftist liberal types.
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence expert issued restraining order after regents of Univ. of California call him "unstable"
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Russian Cosmonaut wants Cindy Crawford, not Lance Bass to come into space
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
ESPN's Dan Patrick hopes Lakers sweep Nets to avoid return to LA: "The last time the Lakers won it in LA, our TV truck got ransacked. It was like Attica"
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(just a farker)
 
Boobies
 
FHM cover girl (July '02) Catherine Bell (of JAG) in a bikini shoot on Queen Mary. (SFW)
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese police braced for foreign hooligans finally see action against own citizens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Track the partisanship of columnists in the NY Times, the Washington Post, and Wall Street Journal.
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