Wed June 12, 2002 |
(fifaworldcup.com) |
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Photoshop Portugal's Pauleta
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More than one-third of leading U.S. hospitals serve heart-attack-inducing fast-food on premises
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The Eminem Shtick: what makes a bigot a genius?
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Orgasm patch to help older women shiver with delight
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(Some Guy) |
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Neighborhood so bad that the Club isn't enough? Try the Auto Taser
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Despite early morning start, USA-South Korea World Cup match sets ratings record
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(therecord.com) |
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Man nearly killed by car recieves bill from city for road closure
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Scenes from the Festival of Inappropriate Technology:
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(rollingstone.com) |
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More reality TV: R&B singer Brandy to give birth live
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Another argument for raising the speed limits in Houston back up to 70 MPH: it will be harder for the snipers to hit you.
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(CBS News) |
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Nukepills.com taking 10,000 orders a day for worthless anti-radiation pills
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Kids are out-betting adults on World Cup games, and winning
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(Some Guy) |
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Photoshop this soccer dude
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U.S. Bishops actually have to discuss a "No Tolerance" policy for molesters.
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(Orlando Sentinel) |
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New and scary twist on credit card fraud
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Copy for the lawsuit filed against MTV and TV's Kelso for corpse joke
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(Yuma High School) |
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Yuma High School, in the southwestern corner of Arizona, is the "Home of the Criminals."
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Nude photos of Tiger Woods' girlfriend Elin Nordegren reportedly surface - Playboy, Penthouse not interested
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'Pig-casso' - World pork expo showcases swine art
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You like french fries. You like chocolate. Why not combine the two?
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Gnome robbers caught. Victims will be invited to the police station to try to identify their statues in a gnome lineup. Drew's gnome still missing
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In most futile move ever, dirty bomber's attorney asks for his client's release
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Guy pays $167k for bits of Hiroshima bomb the government says he can't have.
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(Some Guy) |
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Kung-Fu Hamster
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Was the Kursk wrecked by a foreign submarine?
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Dig shows extensive Roman sea trade with India
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(Some Guy) |
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Cops finally catch the person who led them on a chase in stolen doughnut truck. (Appropriately enough by staking out the local Krispy Kreme)
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Try to find Ohio's scariest/weirdest/funniest inmate picture. Voting enabled.
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Somone finally calls Shaq out on his flaccid game
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(Some Guy) |
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Jeff's friends like to get hit with sticks
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150-foot-wide 'Osama bin Sinkhole' threatens to eat apartment complex
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Celebrating Kentucky's finest export: bourbon.
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(Canada.com) |
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Killer whale just wants to be friends
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(CBS) |
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Phyllis Diller and "Ginger" the chicken to participate in Vegas tic-tac-toe showdown.
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Man says he's castrated 50 guys at his house since 1994
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(Some Guy) |
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We've got the army, navy, air force, marines, something, something else...and the NOAA Weather Corps, America's Seventh Service
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(Some Guy) |
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Masons Threaten Legal Action To Keep Anonymity
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Bush signs $4.6 billion bioterror bill
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Teaching your kids to garden
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(KMED.com) |
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Man pissed at his car causes all out assault by swat team
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Company is building Earth-Mars interplanetary rapid transit system
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Estate tax unlikely to be repealed. Little guy still gets screwed.
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Senegal applauded for not using witchcraft to beat France
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Boston Red Sox beginning their annual August slump two months early
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(klastv) |
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Police using ATVs to issue tickets to those that ride ATVs where they're not supposed to
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This week you can see the Space Station and Space Shuttle streak overhead without a telescope. Find out when they will be over your area.
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Artist protests abduction by cutting off own finger and using it to create painting.
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(Pacific Business News) |
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McDonald's to test market Spam in Hawaii
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(Some Guy) |
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"Are you raring for some action?" -- Dos Palmas Resort Web site, where Abu Sayyaf rebels kidnapped 20 people last year
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(Some Guy) |
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Fark discovers that it has two asses. Photoshop Drew and Slayerswine.
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What do Australian women really want, sexually? Brad Pitt
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NBA to institute instant replay
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MTV reality show puts mutilated corpse in hotel room to surprise couple. Couple sues
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"Do you take American money?" and other dumb questions asked by tourists in Alaska
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GAO confirms that Clinton staffers played childish pranks in White House before moving out.
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ALF to host talk show
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Soccer hooligans to stick around Japan a while longer, England moves on in World Cup
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(Sydney Morning Herald) |
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Studies show that womens' breasts are getting bigger
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(ajc.com) |
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Muslims are pissed at Southern Baptist because they called Mohammed "a demon-possessed pedophile."
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Elvis might make a comeback on the charts in the U.K. thanks to a Nike commercial. All of our good pop music nowadays comes from commercials
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Don't miss Gizzard Fest 2002 in Pottersville, MI: an "organ-gorging event"
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Russian gov't refuses to ship 150 containers of vodka to Capitol Hill. In other news, Russia is latest member of the "axis of evil".
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Study finds that if you cut back on your cholesterol intake you may live a few years longer, but you'll spend those years stark raving mad.
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Been getting this for days in the Fark queue but this takes the cake: Greek woman has spider living in her ear. With pics
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(Some Guy) |
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Farker LidoX Builds Compilation Of Cable Access Television's Worst Moments
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Reporter writes "My Day with Shaq" story, claims Shaq watches porn before games.
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(Some Guy) |
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Everything you wanted to know about chiggers
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16 year old carjacker arrested after leaving his gun in mall bathroom, returns to ask security if they've seen it
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(Some Guy) |
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The Text Of Mr. Rogers' Commencement Address
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(Some Guy) |
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All about Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics.
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Final piece of the Pentagon facade dedicated, original blackened piece used with date engraved
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(retroSPICE) |
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Good News: not safe for work vidcaps of Halle Berry from Monster's Ball (bad news: Billy Bob's in 'em, too.)
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(oprah.com) |
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Is your addiction to Internet porn cheating? Dr.Phil from Oprah says yes
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(Straight Dope) |
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Cecil Adams explains the pros and cons of becoming a eunuch.
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The legality of Al-Mujahir facing a military tribunal
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From the "Animal Print Teddy " to the "Two-Piece Teddiette" learn about Lingerie. not safe for work
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(Unknown Player) |
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Think you can ignore that "unenforceable" End User Legal Agreement that you click through to install software? Think again.
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