Tue June 04, 2002 |
(Some Guy) |
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New study reveals studies aren't that reliable.
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Add "public nudity" to the nightmare scenarios associated with terrorist attacks.
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Red Wings lose Stanley Cup finals opener, like the whining babies they are
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(Some Guy) |
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Hayden Christensen (Anakin) SFW
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Scientists find a way to have wool simply fall off the sheep. Still no cure for cancer
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(Playboy) |
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Don't date sluts, says Playboy. Mousy girls are more likely to sit on your face (site not safe for work)
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(CBS) |
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Ohio inmate mistakenly invited to dinner with President Bush
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Kansas repeals law banning Asians from inheriting property. Now only Florida and New Mexico have this law still on the books
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Meat goats are all the rage here in central Kentucky
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(Some Guy) |
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Angry tech support caller a transexual running for Louisville council
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(Some Guy) |
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CNN apparently mistaken about India/Packistan meet in Russia. India did not say "invite me." They said "bite me."
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(Some Guy) |
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Speed Racer Ashley Judd (not safe for work)
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(Mirror) |
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Ozzy demands new TV show contract be signed in blood
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(Philly.com) |
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Court rules woman no longer has to wear a 4- inch badge reading "convicted shoplifter" whenever she walks into a store.
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Malcolm X complained that his wife wanted sex more than he did
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(Some Guy) |
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All of the GI Joe 'Knowing is half the battle' endings
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(PennLive.com) |
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Couple arrested after husband accidentally drops bag of pot at police station. Police also find 46 bags of crack
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(Some Guy) |
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Photoshop a classic NES game. Examples given.
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Bush sure does talk about "the American people" a lot
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Photoshop Kermit the Frog and Ozzy
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Fire station's beer machine questioned.
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(Some Guy) |
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Encyclopedia of cartoons of yesteryear. Show today's young punks what cartoons are really like.
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Utah's gay rodeo includes strapping bikini shorts to tethered goat
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Evel Knievel is back and wants to jump again
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Scientists hope kangaroos will teach cows and sheep how to fart less
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India and Pakistan agree to talks in Russia
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The first hurricane of the season is named Alma (with pic)
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(Some Guy) |
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Worst tech support call ever from man running hummer business. not safe for work
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Roman Catholic Church tells molesting priests "the first one is free."
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South Korea wins first ever World Cup match in front of home crowd.
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Elephants raid villages looking for beer
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The midwest is full of racists, gun nuts, and religous kooks
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(Some Guy) |
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Tyra Banks (safe for work)
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SatireWire returns to the dark ages, releases book printed on paper
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Terror war must target 60 nations
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Fenway park may put seats on top of Green Monster. Gives Sox diehards a great perch from which to jump each and every August.
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Offended fans have bone to pick with local radio station because of penis enlargement ads on Reds' baseball broadcasts
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(Sacramento Bee) |
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CHP gun down six loitering cows, California now crime free.
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(National Review Online) |
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Why does the media coverage of intelligence failures always stop at the year 2000?
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Women are better liars than men
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(The Anderson News) |
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Ashley Judd & Speed Racer can't sweet-talk a KY state trooper out of a speeding ticket
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(Newsday) |
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Pending law on Long Island requires athletes, parents and coaches to be nice
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(Charlotte.com) |
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Newspaper tackles the hard hitting issues on everybody's mind. Today, it's speed humping, better known as sex on methamphetamines
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When asked why he will not renounce first use of nuclear weapons, Pakistani President says it's because he plans to use them at some point, just like any other country that has them
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(Some Drunken Montanan) |
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Drunk Montanan gets 11th DUI 5 days after getting out of jail for his 10th.
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(Some Guy) |
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Animal activists going ape over swap meet chimps
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(Arabnews) |
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Local Arab media blames local Arab media for 8-0 loss against Germany
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(activedayton) |
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Ohio man says he abused his wife because she was a vampire
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(Some Guy) |
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Should you be seduced by the horny dolphin, here's a guide on how to mate properly with it (repeat)
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(Cleveland.com) |
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Man receives college degree at 98. Now faces a tough job market.
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What would we say if ET called us? (voting enabled)
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Convicted killer uses balloon dummy to help him escape
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Brazil's Ronaldo could be suspended for faking injury in controversial World Cup match.
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McDonalds testing out new "McSpam" burger. Food columninst says they're "McNuts".
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(Some Guy) |
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Bush was warned about pretzel choking hazard
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1995-97: Mike Tyson spent more on pet pigeons, cats, lawn care, pager, and auto repairs than child support
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(Some popup) |
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Photoshop this annoying popup
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Priest's website featuring teen male wrestlers in bikini briefs is shut down. Photoshoppers breathe sigh of relief.
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Buy JimmuTenno.com for only $10 Million Dollars
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(E! online) |
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The case of Aniston's breasts vs Celebrity Skin to come to court July 2.
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(Nasa.gov) |
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Most of North America will see a crescent sunset next monday
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(Some Guy) |
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Guess who pays Newsmax's bills?
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Farker DjRezin8 and Soundgarden singer Chris Cornell exchange words. Hillarity ensues.
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(Right Field Sucks) |
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Chicago to impose $500 fine on urinating outside Wrigley Field. Here's how to still get away with it
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(Economist) |
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Women are most attracted by infidelity when most susceptible to impregnation
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(Some Guy) |
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Orson Welles outtakes: "Get me a jury and show me how you can say 'IN July' and I'll go down on you."
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Dolphin luring swimmers off for a good humping
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Natalie Portman's Panties
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(Gay Boy Band Fan) |
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This site keeps track of how many times your local radio station re-plays a hit song
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(Canada.com) |
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Man thinks he is about to have a threesome, guy jumps out ties him up and robs him.
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Milky Way caught molesting smaller galaxy. Charges pending.
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Corporate Mofo tells Osama where to put that nuke
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Girls say Britney Spears is out and Kelly Osbourne is in.
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Supreme Court says U.S. Army gets to keep Hitler's watercolors
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