Thu May 16, 2002 |
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A diver with a cockpit recorder
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Most school shootings are preventable. Most?
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The Boss won't run for NJ senate; says stench unbearable
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(Some Guy) |
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Unlike the Italian coach, the Polish coach is happy if his players have sex during the World Cup - but they have to pay for it
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(Macon) |
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Man cruises around in deep fryer powered mini-bus
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(Register Citizen) |
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Stripper workplace hazards include customers biting you.
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Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione claims to have x-ray super boob vision.
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(Canada.com) |
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Canada will be the only G-7 nation to have a budget surplus. Hockey sticks for everyone.
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(WCCO) |
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'Bullet' the dog saves the day when baby stopped breathing
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Bill O'Reilly On NPR: Castro and Palestinians love it, Mao Tse Tung should host �All Things Considered.�
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(EOnline) |
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Top 10 list of the worst movie sequels. What's missing?
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(Some Guy) |
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Polish posters of American movies.
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(klfy.com) |
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Who needs a lottery? Just wait for the armored car to be left open
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(B3ta) |
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Female or She-Male? How many she-males can YOU pick out correctly?
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(Yale Daily News) |
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Spit or swallow? Yale University is on the case
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Scientists solve the mystery of why we sleep: because if we didn't, we would die
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(CBS) |
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Publishers ponder why $500 e-book reader hasn't replaced $5 paperback
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What exactly does "Meow" mean? Scientists think they now know
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Truckload of cyanide found with open and missing barrels.
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(CBS2.com) |
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Crap hits the fan when dog registered to vote by his owner gets summoned for jury duty.
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New welfare plan would require recipients to work and stop spitting out kids like a Pez dispenser
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Jimmy Carter is an idiot being exploited by Castro
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Biggest scam in sports? College Football - Recent NCAA title winners are a rulebreaker roll call
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Man accused of fathering Liz Hurley's baby now being accused of random other births - one to the tune of �3 million a year in support. Sounds like Fb- really is the father
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BJs Wholesale store closes because 4 Muslims begin praying in the store
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(Askmen) |
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Vote for your favorite Tori (Safe for work)
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Softcore porn publishers have their hands really deap in Tony Blair's pockets
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(People for the American Way) |
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Ashcroft's first year as Attorney General an overwhelming success for right-wing extremists
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(Mens Health) |
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Useful tips for mowing lawn.
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What if ESPN had cast Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones?
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Bush not psychic. Congress demands to know why
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(Some Guy) |
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Get your very own Pimp Lando and Ho Leia Action Figures
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Italian soccer coach to players: no shagging during first round of World Cup
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(Some Guy) |
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"Best Cities for Singles" ranked. More relevant for farkers than "Most livable", which is for the elderly.
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Suspect allegedly braved gunfire to steal women's underwear
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Vibrating plates may be the key to preventing bone and muscle loss in space. Female astronauts seem to enjoy the treatment more than men.
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(Backstage East) |
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Attention would-be stalkers of Chris Walken - audition in NY for "Stalking Christopher Walken".
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(Some Guy) |
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Condoleezza Rice issues ultimatum to Saddam: Either give us the oil or eat it.
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There is more bacteria on your desk than on the average toilet
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(rushlimbaugh.com) |
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Get Limbaugh's new "Fightin' Righties" t-shirt.
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Naked motorist tells police he was driving nude because of Florida heat
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Mother destroys art thief son's $1.4 billion collection
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Star Wars: Where are they now?
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(Philly.com) |
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Lid blown off giant Philadelphia moonshine operation, literally.
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Police banned from saying "nitty-gritty."
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(Chicagomag.com) |
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Dust off those resumes. Playboy looking for new editor.
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Hard job and bad marriage lead to early death
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(PeTA.com) |
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PETA sends the NCAA a package of vegan chocolate basketballs
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(Some Unreal Guy) |
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Review: If it didn't have "Star Wars" in the name, I'm guessing you'd skip it.
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Phone shields don't reduce radiation; Tin-foil hat stock skyrockets
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(straitstimes.com) |
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Study: Asian drivers are among the world's worst drivers, complete with examples
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(Star Tribune) |
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Photoshop these Star Wars fans
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Review of Moby's new disc. (Follow-up to Tuesday's Rush thread)
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54 climbers to reach Everest summit today. Starbucks' construction crew following close behind
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Gummi bears defeat fingerprint scanners
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Same court that fined man $200 for farting in police station foyer fines woman $500 for sneezing in policeman's face
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(Arab News) |
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Baldness crisis sweeping thru Saudi Arabia
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English introduce new carrot colors. In other news, still no cure for cancer
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(Some Guy) |
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More reason to kick yourself for being born in the wrong generation: nude slumber parties.
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(OneFootball) |
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Korean restaurants plan on giving away free dog meat during World Cup
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The Fridge, Olga and Manute weigh in for Celebrity Boxing 2 (with pic)
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(Shift) |
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Man argues there should have been MORE Jar Jar in Episode II
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Star Wars review. Ebert: it sucks. Roeper: it was great.
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With Bobbitt's arrest, man wins "When Will John Wayne Bobbitt Beat His Bride" contest.
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(Medford Mail Tribune) |
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Cop that shot at a kid who threw chinese food at him absolved of any wrongdoing in shooting but reprimanded for flipping the bird
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Duck caught speeding on camera (with pics)
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(SacBee) |
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Christian school expels kindergarten student because her mom is a topless dancer
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(activedayton.com) |
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What happens if you name your son "Amy"? He ends up on a most wanted list
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(Some Guy) |
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How to make fire shoot from your car's exhaust pipe
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(Daily Probe) |
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The new Star Wars characters, including Curly Fett.
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(Some Guy) |
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Add Screech from Saved by the Bell and Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter to fighters for FOX's Celebrity Boxing 2
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Caption George Lucas writing on this girl's notepad
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(AJC) |
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US mint discussing printing money in different colors
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Photoshop Fidel Castro in a somewhat reavealing position.
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NASA launches $952 million satellite this morning "just for the hell of it."
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Democrats angry that Bush broke their fundraising records, plan to gather a mob of Buddhist monks to retake the record
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(Some Guy) |
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How to build powered model airplane the size of a match
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(Some Hawkeye) |
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Iowa City Fark Party in planning stages
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(Some Guy) |
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Britney blah blah Justin blah blah sex blah blah
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(KMED.com) |
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33 obscure facts to help you win a bar bet
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Star Wars is Lucas' destiny
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(Drunk Gamers) |
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10 things you can spend your $200 on instead of an XBOX
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