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Sun March 24, 2002
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tom Green wins worst movie of the year...becomes the first actor to actually accept his award in person. (look. not cool.)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientist Makes Frog Eyes
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(Some Weather Guy)
 
 
 
Current temperature at Vostak is -84?F
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Drew's cuter twin brother is teen heart throb in Canada
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(Free-N-Cool)
 
 
 
The COOLEST stuff for FREE
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Awesome looking alien head.
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(screen savers)
 
 
 
show how "cool" you are...buy a BSOD shirt here...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How Smart are you?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Petition to get all the old MTV cartoons out on DVD. Yes, even spy groove.
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Gallery of 2002 Actress Oscar Noms wearing little or nothing (not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A famous FARK.com line is featured in today's Bizarro comic strip. Tastes like chicken.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop the official Academy Awards 2002 poster
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Waifish 'heroin chic' out, curves back in.
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(milkandcookies.com)
 
 
 
Homer Simspon Soundboard with BOOBIES.
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
superconducting, spinning disk might couteract gravity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another quiet Sunday? See if you can solve these puzzles before nightfall.
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Contest - What Five Movies Would You Want on a Deserted Island, and Why?
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(chair company)
 
 
 
Home Office of Tomorrow needs revision (scroll to bottom) rewrite in comments. please include jetsons, microsoft etc.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this no kissing sign
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack - Bonus #7- "Nude Punch-Out" (with rom download)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
CBC attempts to appeal to pre-teens with InfoMatriX
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(The Doc)
 
 
 
Finance Conversion Chart. Would you like 26,660 Turkish Lira or $.02?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop fightin roosters
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indiana mauls Kent State with Fifteen 3 Pointers. Final Score, 81-69.. France Surrenders.
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New research tools may allow scientists to see the precise moment of the Big Bang.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who has 12 children with 11 woman saids he won't have sex until all his child support is paid off.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Create your dream riceburner
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Marriage is becoming pass� in Europe
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(SkyNews)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe caught brawling at the Oscar�s by security cameras
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(www.whatifsports.com)
 
 
 
What if? Sports. Match up past Sports teams against one another. What if '92 Duke played '96 Kentucky?
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Sweet. Moon Rise Tye-Dye t-shirt.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire-breathing chemistry teacher
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Find out which Simpsons character you most resemble.
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Get Close Ups of Anywhere on Earth. Help Hunt for Osama.
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(Honolulu Advertiser)
 
 
 
Chinese ship's cook kills Captain and First Mate, takes Hawaiian vacation
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(The Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Louisville to boast raddest skatepark in the world?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
52 indicators that you have been abducted by aliens, one for each week of the year...doo-dah doo0dah
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(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Classic 70s porn reviewed, fb's father is the fluffer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hobbit's Autonomous Socialist Republic of the Shire? The legendary lost "map"
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Sat March 23, 2002
(nj.com)
 
 
 
Texas brings back manadatory Phys ed for elementary school students. 2 hours and 15 minutes a week..
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goalie fights are cool.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Real World Seattle bitch-slapper arrested for auto theft, prostitution
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New 404 error styles, let's get creative.
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
While circling over destination airport, pilot admits to passengers he has no idea how to land the plane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Be the drug dealer you always wanted to be
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Football players accused of oral sex during biology class. How cool is that?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kind of like capalert, but for games.
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jules Asner is wearing a $5 million dress to the Oscars? Big deal, this chick is wearing a $27 million necklace.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looking for a sword? Neither am I, but this is still cool.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
WA State lawmakers upset they have to eat with the common folk at Denny's
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(MovieGuy)
 
 
 
Smoochy must die. Truly bizarre movie promo. Fun, games and blood.
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(via BBC)
 
 
 
Controversial British comic Ali G's first feature film premiers in UK. Better than Cats. Check out the TV trailer.
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Giant Mr. Potato Head given as a gift to English town gets vandalized.
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(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Russia beats out Arabs as world's biggest oil producer
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Bismark N.D. sets world record with 1800 snow angels
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(BBC)
 
 
 
One million Italian march; last seen headed for France
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(Rum And Monkey)
 
 
 
What kind of drunk are you?
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(Bidz.com)
 
 
 
Russian Presidential limo for sale
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Build your own Lego stuff
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer improves brainpower by 20%
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(battlestargalactica.com)
 
 
 
New Battlestar Galactica series in the works. Among the changes: a Starbucks in the Viper launch bay.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So you think being a Rock Star is easy huh? Attempt total chart domination with this game.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help choose a new comic strip for newspaper. Cast your vote here.
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(via ObscureStore)
 
 
 
Stupid old woman gets arm stuck in newspaper box while trying to steal a paper. Wal-Mart employees watch and refuse to help her get out.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Case mod gone too far, or Star Wars mania gone too far? You decide.
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(Sexy Hexy)
 
 
 
The Russian Mafia's technological side.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke fans get the last laugh.....Kentucky loses.....Rednecks Surrender
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack - Bonus #6- "Mauntlet" (with rom download)
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(Blue Marble)
 
 
 
Florida black water pictures
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(Specialrealms.com)
 
Weeners
 
Enough Boobies already. Here's a look at Viggo (Strider from LOTR) for the farkettes (SFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop farker Vibrato firing his ether powered potato gun
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these smurfs with guns.
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(Google)
 
Boobies
 
No wonder Tiger Woods eyed the catwalk
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pamela Anderson, would you risk Hep C for it?
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(backwash.com)
 
 
 
Starbucks threatens to sue website for GASP. "linking to them without permission"...
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(Travis)
 
 
 
How to make lethal ninja weapons with $1's worth of materials.
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(Not even suprised any more)
 
 
 
Why Third World countries remain Third World countries.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alien Bases on Earth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bell labs transfers data in experiment at 2.56 terabits per second over 2500 miles. OK so I'm a geek since that astounds me, but that's damn fast.
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(via Bruce-Campbell.com)
 
 
 
Hail to the king, baby. Get your very own bobble-headed Ash doll here.
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(MalePig.com)
 
 
 
How To Piss Off A Bartender
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(Tiger Woods)
 
Boobies
 
Elin Nordegren and other Sweedish women are stunningly beautiful
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brother can you spare a brothel?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida commercial fishermen find massive 'Black Water' dead-zone where all marine life is dead.
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(EurekAlert!)
 
 
 
UF researcher develops AIDS vaccine for cats - Go Gators.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Asner to wear $5,000,000 gown at Oscars. Julie (who?) not Ed, and yes that is a five with six zeros.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Check your birthday playmate
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scrap merchant's Scud missile confiscated. Might have taken the Junkyard Wars concept a bit too seriously.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Long awaited Boobies
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Fri March 22, 2002
(Some Guy&Some Girl)
 
 
 
Wish William "Farking" Shatner a happy 71st birthday today.
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
You can see a coment tonight with the naked eye
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's son asks for a Hooters Birthday - got milk?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prices for postage worldwide. The US is really not that expensive.
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(via /.)
 
 
 
New version of best game ever: Nethack v3.4.0 released
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(GAWS)
 
 
 
The Truth Was Back There: Gillian Anderson looks at nine years of "The X-Files"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There use to be a tropical forest in the arctic. Santa to be blamed for all the trees gone.
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(Mattel.com)
 
 
 
Finally a doll for the boys, Lingerie Barbie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to use an everyday shirt for a ninja mask. Now ninjaburger franchises can save money on the uniforms.
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(NW Cable News)
 
 
 
Huge dust storm in China is going to reach the U.S.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently possessed by the demons of irony, bus kills pedestrian safety expert
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mom paid babysitters with marijuana
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Vending machines in central Maine to offer dog treats alongside human ones
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Geek National Guard proposed
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(Go2Net)
 
 
 
Pint-Size Triceratops Sheds Light on Evolution
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Mint takes a cue from Monopoly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louvre to put entire collection online, see the Mona Lisa up close
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(SA)
 
 
 
SomethingAwful does Photoshop Phriday - Theme: Board Games
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cooler Icons for IM (possibly not safe for work)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
So much for 'new car smell'; guy wins SUV after living in it with three others for 23 days.
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cocacola.co.jp)
 
Boobies
 
Coca Cola markets "Love Body" drink in Japan. Contains ingredient supposed to increase breast size.
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Greek Minister bans reality shows
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(IMDB.com)
 
 
 
Television Hell's gates swing wide open for Friends Spinoff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Balck Colleges Turn the Racism Tables - White Teachers Treated like crap
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Irish pensioner has won compensation after being refused entry to a Dublin pub because of his age
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(The Guardian)
 
 
 
All your science are belong to us, old boy - British Professor becomes worlds first cyborg
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
For the past two days, FARK has had too many flame wars and too few boobies. (not safe for work)
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(Adherents.com)
 
 
 
Wonder where your religion ranks in number of followers? Wonder no more. (With handy pie chart for the percentage impaired.)
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Scientists turning pond scum into paper. Still won't use hemp though.
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(TheOneRing.net)
 
 
 
Pictures from The Two Towers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cost of postage stamp to increase again to $0.37. Grandmothers and lonely prisoners likely to feel the pinch most.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Hosni and the Sphinx
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British Library finds Guy Fawkes' gunpowder. They never knew they were sitting on a powder keg, literally.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's good to be the king; Tiger Woods's new girlfriend is a blonde, Swedish model
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Anthropologist says we are genetically hard-wired for violence.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(daytondailynews)
 
 
 
Man denied morning beer, robs tavern instead.
source: activedayton.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Help wanted: Short, young, males willing to spin. Paid by the hour.
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack - Bonus #5- "Super KKK Bros. 2" (with rom download)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(some Nature guy)
 
 
 
New plastic can repair itself. In other news Joan Rivers is now immortal.
source: nature.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Lexmark execs showered with raises and bonuses. Employees asked to keep lights off and take out own trash
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
We are having a mexican day at work, caption this for our plasma screen, two mexicans having a day out
source: nptha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
HP-Compaq merger votes counted by hand. Al Gore nowhere to be found
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens livery cab driver rescues toddler wandering barefoot in the middle of the night.
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Parents naming their kids after food. Names like 'Veal' and 'Cappuccino' prove some people shouldn't have kids.
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Elle McPherson gallery (not safe for work)
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(Some Sub)
 
 
 
For Rednecks: How to clean and cook a Squirrel
source: straightdope.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(cleveland.com)
 
 
 
Man breaks world record by throwing playing card 216 feet, 4 inches
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Duke really does suck
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FarkMan)
 
 
 
Farkman #5, brought to you by farker Rabbit
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(Dark-America)
 
 
 
Farker SLAYERSWINE interviews John Paul Jones (formerly of Led Zeppelin)
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The Mystery of Britney Spears' Breasts (Flash Required)
source: liquidgeneration.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AeroSquid)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Create a WWII Propaganda Poster
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(Falls, off the Rocker)
 
 
 
Qualified Southern writing from a qualified Southern writer
source: fallsofftherocker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Why the Soviets never went to the moon
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(Brass Knuckles)
 
 
 
Did man really go to Belgium?
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Top 11 movie sequels the we probably won't get to see
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Thu March 21, 2002
(Over The Limit)
 
 
 
Men's guide to strip club etiquette.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What the hell ever happened to Tab Cola?
source: home.epix.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
NBC dumps plan for Adam Sandler sitcom, Opera Man is "sad"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
Video
 
Video of man crashing dump truck during police chase then getting punched by motorist
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(KPHO -- Phoenix)
 
 
 
Idiot steals dumptruck, leads police on 30 minute chase, crashes truck, gets arse kicked by good samaritan
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Some dirtbag burglar swipes child's 'tooth fairy' money
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Hanson Brothers are back for "Slap Shot 2".
source: calendarlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Boy not expelled for bread knife. Common sense not dead yet.
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Firefighters punished for playing "Butt Ball"
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(via Overlawyered.com)
 
 
 
If zero tolerance is good for students, why isn't it good for teachers? Because the teachers have a stronger union.
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Millionaire hit with record divorce settlement: $37 million
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dog owners guilty on all counts, including 2d degree murder
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(oregonlive.com)
 
 
 
Man charges spammers $25 reading fee for each spam, when they refuse to pay up he takes them to court, wins
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Local government in Japan hopes to discourage forgery by adding cartoon monsters to official documents
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dave Barry on the Surgeon General's latest "warnings".
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Good Doctor explains why UK will fall to Maryland
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
photoshop farker StudBeefpile at work
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New study finds it's easier to drive while high on marijuana than on alcohol
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(Moscow Times)
 
 
 
U.S. says chicken talks with Russia at an impasse
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(WBAL TV)
 
 
 
Maryland Governor delays outdoor drought announcement due to torrential rain
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man is caught stealing liquor, cigarettes, and cigars. Blames his evil twin
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
State of Tennessee saves money by transferring incoming food-stamp phone calls to New Delhi
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Study shows sex & violence declining on TV; so are reasons to watch TV.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pam Anderson Lee has Hep-C. Got it from Tommy Lee because of sharing a tatoo needle. Kid Rock unavailable for comment
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(Melinika)
 
 
 
Buffalo Fark Party Update, all info final. Sat. Mar 23rd
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(DFP Chairman)
 
 
 
Denver Fark Party Update, all info final. Sat. Mar 23rd
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ambulances involved in trafic accidents claim more lives than they save?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Republicans shit down 3 Senate committees
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The complete Smoking Gun archives on weird license plates and the complaints that followed
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(wpvi.com)
 
 
 
Dear Mom and Dad, Junior's a tub of lard. PA schools sends home "fat warnings" home with the pleasantly plump
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Washington state senators upset about losing private dining room and French chefs during capitol renovation.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amateur nude modeling next for Fox
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(Some Nerd)
 
 
 
The Official Gettysburg Address Powerpoint Presentation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Segal - trying to become a lama, is sued for $60 million
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(ncBuy)
 
 
 
Recovering alcoholic Ben Affleck to star in beer commercial
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Saddam Hussein publishes two more novels. Bush unlikely to ramp up literary cold war with own contribution.
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Man hopes to set sexual world record by making love to 20 women in one day.
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(E!)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar kisses Linda Cardellini in Scooby Doo movie
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
UK to Saddam: Use weapons of mass destruction on our troops and you will be nuked
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Court considers whether inmate can FedEx sperm to wife
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBC refuses to run liquor ads. Bull nuts and pig anuses will still be consumed on Fear Factor however
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Peter Buck's defense for drunken tirade on airplane is that he has no recollection of it.
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Man kills friend over beer bill
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Would-be-burglar loses pants in vent. (with photo of pants)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beijing 5 day forecast: Sandy, very very sandy. In other news, Beijing Sarlacc pit to reopen tomorrow
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Taco Bell to sponsor game show that feature farting, belching, pooping and puking. Obviously contestants will begin by consuming Taco Bell food
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
GPS found in cave in Afghanistan actually belonged to soldier fighting in Operation Anaconda.
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack - Bonus #4- "Super KKK Bros." (with rom download)
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(Ananova)
 
 
 
Ananova worthless, admits Ananova
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(CornellReview)
 
 
 
Sabia responds to criticism of his College Girls: Unpaid Whores article
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Council of Gods sets new stereotypes. Gay people love pancakes, white people fond of ass washing.
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(via Peegs.com)
 
 
 
Conspiracy.. Duke University already has a reception scheduled in Atlanta on first day of Final Four.
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
Scientists create ugly-ass Camel/Llama cross - with pic.
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(Some Oscar)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Stuff we won't see during the Oscars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Galatasaray vs Barcelona
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Wed March 20, 2002
(Salt Lake City Weekly)
 
 
 
What has the Porn Czar done for us lately?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eating lunch at your desk may make you sick.
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists grow fish fillets without help from fish
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Celebrity boxing was third highest rated TV special this year. Horsemen grow restless.
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(Google)
 
 
 
It's not Fark, it's Google news
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(telegram.com)
 
 
 
Some farker jumping off his room. Theme: Other things he could be jumping off of
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate passes campaign reform bill. Too scared of John McCain not to.
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(upi.com)
 
 
 
GPS device belonging to U.S. soldier killed in Somali battle discovered in Afghan cave
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eddie Vedder got a mowhawk because of "frustration with bombings and world events"
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(abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian health service hanging condoms in trees to promote safe sex among Aboriginies
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
New insights on how to keep an erection without Viagra
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(Mandated Anorexia)
 
 
 
METLIFE's height and wieght tables show that Colorado's cheerleaders would not be eligible for insurance: Underweight
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Men crave commitment more than women
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia mounted police come under fire for using city money to purchase washing machines and puzzles
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(Star Tribune)
 
 
 
PC thugs in London drop use of "she" when referring to vessels.
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(kmov.com)
 
 
 
Man gets into van at store identical to his, keys work, he drives off
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(CornellReview.org)
 
 
 
College Girls: Unpaid Whores
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Man "pulls" AK-47 on cab driver. How do you "pull" an AK-47 on somebody?
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(ncBuy)
 
 
 
March 20th is the one day a year you can balance and egg on its end
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
NOW Took Clinton Cash Before Falling Silent on Sexgate
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(Thorpe park)
 
 
 
Take a virtual ride in the world's first ten looping roller coaster
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hunt for Bin Laden extended to Nothumberland Moors
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(ncBuy)
 
 
 
Marshmallow peep eating contest is coming. Can you eat more than 88?
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Legless inmate wants new leg for execution
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(Caller.com)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda prisoners gain an average of 10 lbs each during their Hunger strike. Froot Loops are their favorite.
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(ajc.com)
 
 
 
Teachers forced to quit after they show Mel Brooks' "History of the World Part 1" to special ed students
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We are all doomed - here all the asteriods about to hit us for the next 33 years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these tips from Smokey the Bear
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(Guardian Unlimited)
 
 
 
American plastic surgeon says people will be having wings and tails attached in 5 years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Underground reporter pays $23,000, wins beauty contest
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(MSN Autos)
 
 
 
The ''war on terrorism'' for dummies
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(activedayton)
 
 
 
Jerry Lee Lewis installs surveillance system to watch for people painting obscene graffiti on his fence
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(Straight Dope)
 
 
 
What are your odds of getting brained at a baseball game?
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Humor consultant claims cost of laughing increased 2.9 percent from last year. Uses "pulled these figures out of my butt" statistical method
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Man's farts were so foul that supermarket had to be evacuated
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(Technician)
 
 
 
NC State talks about FARK. France Surrenders.
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Morpheus installs spyware
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(scifi.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Drew Barrymore remaking "Barbarella"
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(Law.com)
 
 
 
Attention prosecutors: plying your informants with drugs and prostitutes is a good way to get your convictions overturned on appeal
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(Independence Examiner)
 
 
 
17 year old killed after twirling a handgun on his finger and shooting himself in the head by accident
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Typo causes HP and Compaq to merde
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack - Bonus #3- "Skinhead Fighter" (with rom download)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife dive bomb local elk.
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(Mme.M)
 
Weeners
 
More Beefcake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A nifty tool that can automatically generate a ten paragraph complaint letter about a company or a person.
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
NASA film captures UFOs near space shuttle (with pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elementary school bans kids from playing cop and robbers.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official site of WTC Light Memorial.
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(Ed Anger)
 
 
 
College Panty Raids are gaining in popularity again.
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Tue March 19, 2002
(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this scene from a German Navy helicopter
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(newsday)
 
 
 
Dave Barry's take on the Oscars
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Colorado issues No Fat Chicks rule for cheerleaders
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
radio show relies entirely on farkers.
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The 100 best characters from fiction since 1900. Somehow none of L. Ron Hubbard's creations made the list.
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(CitiXen)
 
 
 
News source for the entire Star Wars republic.
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(Cleveland.com)
 
 
 
Second hole found in reactor, doo dah, doo dah.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Teens using odd new slang since Sept. 11
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kindness pays; Lonley widower dies and leaves $2500 each to 12 waitresses who befriended him
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(Guitar.com)
 
 
 
The 100 Greatest Guitarists
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sony gives you a choice: A new Mercedes, or a 23-inch robot that can sing to you.
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
British think the CIA is responsible for U.S. anthrax attacks
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(Times of India)
 
 
 
Times Of Inda launches Dubyaman comic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make your IMs talk
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Jersey regulators want Atlantic City casinos to drop accountant Arthur Andersen. Casinos respond that this would defeat the purpose of having Anderson auditors in the first place
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
500 million billion tons of ice breaks off of Antarctica. That's a lot of frozen margaritas.
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(timesdispatch.com)
 
 
 
Teenagers charged with making counterfeit $10 bills to buy school lunches
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(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Problems with your love life? Ask Corporate Mofo's new sex advice columnist.
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(linkfilter.net)
 
 
 
The Logging Industry's version of Dr. Seuss's "The Lorax"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Girl dies after being hit in the head by puck at NHL game
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(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this psychotic guitarist
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms are legal in Japan
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kent State's basketball team will help people forget about the 1970 shootings
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(kansas.com)
 
 
 
Motivations behind behavior of vampire pharmacist remain a mystery
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(1010wins.com)
 
 
 
Firefighters need 90 minutes to drag 740 pound woman out of her house
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Years later, George Michael says arrest in public toilet was deliberate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stealth asteroid nearly blindsides Earth
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man dies fighting for parking spot.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Irish prefer going to the pub over church
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews ICE AGE (PG) -- a bright and dazzling achievement in computer animation with a warm story ... to indoctrinate your children to the theory of evolution
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(Yiddish)
 
 
 
The Yiddish Radio Project - featuring the yid-o-matic translator
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
For sale: The Empire State Building
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bitter shoemaker makes really big shoe
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FarkMan)
 
 
 
New FarkMan Episode
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spiders on drugs make messed up webs.. Caffeine Spider is the worst
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lettuce prices soar near $3 mark
source: keloland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Army's gay comic book perpetuates Clinton's blunder... Army's gay comic book?
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jaws of life required to remove girl from washing machine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horton hires a whore and other fond childhood memories
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thanks to Zero Tolerance, bread knife found in pickup truck bed gets honor student expelled. Common sense surrenders.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Week of the Rom Hack - Bonus #2- "Death Dodge Ball" (with rom download)
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Pup)
 
 
 
Photoshop the new Scooby Doo movie poster
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Prehistoric fish washes up on beach. What is it? (with pic)
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Microsoft new spam blocking technology guaranteed to block 100% of spam.
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(Some Minnesotan)
 
 
 
Please help FarkMinneapolis. More members needed. (repost from friday cause not everyone got to see the link)
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Throwing like a girl can cause serious injury to more than your ego
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Lampoon)
 
Boobies
 
Spring Break Confessions (probably not safe for work somewhere)
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(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
"Angels" may have created our universe in a lab...and you, too, can create one of your own.
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
British pubs that serve less than 95% of a pint face prosecution
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon March 18, 2002
(KOCO)
 
 
 
Man shows up in court drunk for his own DUI hearing. Hilarity ensues.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just for Cincinnati fans, a second chance to fill our your NCAA bracket
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(Cadbury)
 
 
 
Just in time for easter: Cadbury creme egg flash games.
source: cremeegg.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Cable News)
 
 
 
Giant Mr. Potato Head dismembered in vicious attack by rampaging kids
source: nwcn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ksdk.com)
 
 
 
NFL juggling schedule to make Monday Night games more interesting; here are the completely confusing details
source: ksdk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher's new book says Europe responsible for everything wrong in world today
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Poodle serves jury duty. Always knew the California justice system was a little ruff
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
retroCrush's Robert on his personal Dodgeball Hell
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Classic from March 18 2001 High Voltage experiments
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(Google)
 
 
 
This online game helps you understand cricket
source: seaford.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Insurance companies: Deer present driving hazard; avoid them
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Older men are better in bed
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
OJ on the phone
source: espn-i.starwave.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Miami)
 
 
 
Man dies in fight over can of beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New StrongBad e-mail
source: homestarrunner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
DodgeBall causes "physical and emotional pain"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Behold the holy grail of car thieves everywhere: the fire-breathing, exotic 1991 Toyota Camry
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
R.E.M. guitarist gets drunk, beligerent - breaks "crockery"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brackets set for First Annual BadJocks Comic Book Super Heroes/Stars of the Old Testament One-on-One Basketball Tournament. Jehovah and Superman get #1 seeds.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Soundbug gadget turns any hard surface into a loudspeaker. "It even turns the human skull into a loudspeaker if it is pressed on the back of the head."
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(AP)
 
 
 
Supreme Court prevents South Carolina man from selling urine online - he sets up shop in North Carolina.
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Cable News)
 
 
 
Bates Motel for sale
source: nwcn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Authorities arrest 84 in cockfighting bust
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Jeff Gordon's divorce papers
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(SBB)
 
 
 
NCAA hoops TV announcer apologizes for writing expletives on telestrator
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this annoying Tums ad that got in the way of Yahoo Sports on Thursday
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Southern phrases fading out in media
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Sex and testosterone are responsible for home field advantage
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Driver sues state for letting elderly drive
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Study claims 67% of South Dakotans go up to 3 days without brushing teeth.
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Psychic spoon bender to help launch Jacko into space
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The last time the murder rate was this low in NYC was in the 1890's.
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Fox News credits Fark.com and SomethingAwful for creating Photoshopping craze
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Week of the Rom Hack - Bonus - "Wilford Brimley Battle" (with rom download)
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Writer worried about the social dynamics of Star Trek Enterprise.
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The evolution of Cliche Kitty & Domo Kun
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Photoshop Florida Attorney Bob Butterworth holding a suggestive card.
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Another Java game submitted by Parappa, this time it's a MMORPG: Runescape.
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The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene
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Mexico invades U.S.
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You are where you live -- enter your ZIP code to see what marketers think about you
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Japanese Boobies.
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