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Sun February 10, 2002
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Review of Rollerball
source: rottentomatoes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bad news Farkers, Elle Macpherson getting married, so chances of dating her just got slim.
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bra sizing explained
source: biggerbras.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Physicist worked out mathematical formula for perfect pancakes, and someone paid him to do it.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson's divorce papers. Even Miss Cleo could have seen this one coming.
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
US government can control the weather - France runs and hides behind couch
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(MSNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
America takes first gold, France surrenders.
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(NewsGeek.net)
 
 
 
Use WinAmp? Make sure you use it to the fullest
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(Rense)
 
 
 
7million Kangaroo's to be killed this year.
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(Mardi Gras)
 
 
 
Where's Drew? Mardi Gras Cams
source: mardigras.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For Sale: Trojan Brand Condoms Hats ......... GET IT ON.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Learn the times tables with rap.
source: abbeytape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vnunet)
 
 
 
"2 to beam up Mr. Scott " teleportation coming closer to reality
source: vnunet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Dubya not in touch with pop culture.
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(Google)
 
 
 
Logical Fallacies
source: intrepidsoftware.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Roper)
 
 
 
Yeehaw. Cowgirl hogties ex , brands him with 666, brings friends over to watch.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like Tyson will be getting a boxing license after all
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(Statesboro Herald)
 
 
 
Dogs can smell termites in the walls of your house
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
World's largest Slinky(tm)
source: slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
The which office space character are you? Quiz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Russian figure skaters.
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(jippii.com)
 
 
 
Addictive little minigolf game
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Police call for ban on Mafia computer game
source: machit.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Nothing's going on today. Let's go outside
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: uncensored Star Wars video
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Friends cast with sweater
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA to expand overseas
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(Fanfiction.net)
 
 
 
Bible fanfiction
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunken fireman calls in 15 false alarms, responds to 12 of them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The SEC: Leading the nation in NCAA violations since 1953.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker FalconRed says there should be a Fark Seattle gathering. Who's in?
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
9-year-old flies with knives in his Pokemon bag
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Natasha Henstridge (not safe for work)
source: celebnudez.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat February 09, 2002
(StarMagazine)
 
 
 
Punky likes to get funky with Sabrina
source: starmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that the cops can't do anything about it, Austin police are going to pick location of where 200 women will flash boobies.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The First and the Last)
 
 
 
You people need Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour and Friend. He died for you, so why not do something for Him?
source: ccci.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hoyas lose in longest Big East Game ever. Duke sucks
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(American Dialect Society)
 
 
 
American Dialect Society's words of the year. Includes "assoline," "Osamaniac" and "shuicide bomber"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears to address MIT
source: web.mit.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Guy awarded $228,000 for biting down on a steel ball bearing in nachos at Taco Bell.
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin wants NASA to create "space hotel" on continuous loop between Earth and Mars.
source: seattletimes.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FunReports)
 
 
 
78 year old Russian woman makes a living by throwing herself in front of cars
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Senior Exec accidentally cooks his palm in oven with pizza (pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soccer players
source: us.news1.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kids around the world donated 41,000,000 pennies; check given to fire commissioner yesterday to buy new truck for Brooklyn Engine Co. 280.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Punky Brewster got HOT.
source: celebritywonder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Photo give evidence that jaguars may live in Arizona
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Political cartoon blasted for showing a plane marked 'Bush Budget' crashing into twin towers with 'Social' and 'Security' written on them
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sptimes.com)
 
 
 
Scientology rolls out national ad campaign to a troubled nation
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Swedes attacking each other via cell phone. France surrenders
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Europeans reach a new level of boredom - eurobilltracking
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(deviantart.com)
 
Weeners
 
It's about time for some weeners, isn't it?
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(About.com)
 
 
 
Terrance and Philip's Fart Wars redone. Starring Dubya, Osama, and Saddam. NSFW
source: webworst.about.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Great review by Roger Ebert of that soon-to-be cult-classic, Rollerball. Hollywood surrenders.
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gothic Art Photography..in Australia
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
An interesting Flash guide to help you understand the events in the Olympics (what the hell IS curling, anyway?). Click on the link to the right to start.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Erotic Fan fiction for Star Wars (text NSFW or homophobes)
source: jmt.wotf.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Princess Margaret passed away.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Black holes merging - This is what it's like when worlds collide.
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(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Red Wings beaten at home by.... COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS.?.
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(Some Loser)
 
 
 
Trucker sues state for more than the Gross National Product, and other zany lawsuits
source: shayne-michael.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(yale.edu)
 
 
 
Original French Surrender Document
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(Nerve.com)
 
 
 
Best rejection letter contest; Deadline Feb. 14th
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(DRCNet)
 
 
 
DEA Backs off a bit on Hemp foods - quietly extends ban deadline to March 18th
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(zenit.org)
 
 
 
Pope says peace can never come from kicking your enemy's ass. What a goofball.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Nerf war hero
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(nVidia)
 
 
 
Get ready to empty your bank accounts kids, the GeForce4 is out and ready to go
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(London Times)
 
 
 
NYC Jewish Museum under attack for exhibit that includes LEGO concentration camp.
source: thetimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian politician wants whole country to drop Microsoft and switch to Linux and other freeware.
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(AP)
 
 
 
BlackICE Defender has a buffer overflow exploit. Doo. Da.
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(oioideej.com)
 
Boobies
 
Sydney Moon gallery (not safe for work)
source: oioideej.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri February 08, 2002
(Ozy)
 
 
 
How to shoo raccoons out of your house using talk radio
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Muhammed Ali's great-grandfather was from County Clare, Ireland
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(Sierra Times)
 
 
 
When it comes to creative bookeeping, Enron and Arthur Anderson have nothing on the federal government
source: sierratimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
In blatant PR stunt, story "leaks" that Jennifer Aniston's character on Friends may die in childbirth in season finale.
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hemp Food Products Outlawed by DEA
source: savehemp.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Mint)
 
 
 
Nascar to be featured on Indiana quarter
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
This house can clean itself, but will it pay it's own mortgage?
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via StarWars.com)
 
 
 
Lego announces new Episode II building sets, including 686-piece Republic Gunship. France surrenders.
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(Newark (NJ) Star Ledger)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a store by chopping a hole through the roof, make sure the store is closed first
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Pussy Galore and other "Bond Girl" dolls to be created with release of new James Bond doll
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ah-nold considering running for Governor of California.
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(FunReports)
 
 
 
President Bushed didn't choke on a pretzel. Dad hit him because of Enron
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 7:30EST on TechTV
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of the Olympic torch run taken minutes ago by Farker Grizzlyjohnson
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Xiao Xiao stick figure kung-fu returns (#7)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Slobodan Milosevic listens to Sinatra's "My Way" in his cell
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Photoshop the British moron who changed his name to "Hong Kong Phooey"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sammy Sosa accidentally leaves bag with 20G in cash at hotel front desk. Bag disappears without a trace
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(Kerouac)
 
 
 
Kerouac needs to know who's coming to Toronto Fark Party on Saturday
source: beachesjralacrosse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
There are more US Troops in Salt Lake City than Afghanistan
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Estonian government bans weapons from renaissance fairs, dorks upset
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
Video
 
New battery-powered device, embedded in sports top, apparently permanently increases cup size. Ladies, start your bras (kind of not safe for work)
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(mlb.com)
 
 
 
Chief Wahoo off the new Indians hats, remains on newly designed ugly jersey
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Ice in Charlotte causes OVER 130 WRECKS in 2 hours. Milk and bread in scarce supply.
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Ballot initiative to trim city powers instead removes city government
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Crazed airplane passenger who got bonked in the head 'wanted to destroy everything'
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
Sheldon Allman, who wrote 'Mr. Ed' and 'George Of The Jungle' themes, passes away. Watch out for that tree
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Supreme Court judge to hear case on drunk driving laws. Does research by getting DUI at 3 times legal limit.
source: kentucky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman suing for $20 million because she had bad seats at Michael Jackson's tribute-to-himself concert.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Wife pissed at man who changed his name to Hong Kong Phooey. (with pic)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(comfnumb.com)
 
Boobies
 
FARKer's sister in 'Women of KU' calendar - help her out and vote for her (safe for work)
source: hawkzone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Volcano erupts near Kamchatka - WWII still on between Russia and Japan
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
University of Amsterdam freshmen discover beer
source: gp.fmg.uva.nl   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TimesUnion.com)
 
 
 
Three men thwart effort to steal pregnant woman's car. Chase down punks responsible
source: timesunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Rule Fark for a day. Auction ends 2:17pm EST
source: cgi.ebay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Reminder: Toronto Fark party Saturday. New Orleans Fark party Sunday-Tuesday. Also Goatman264 wants to do a UK Fark party, talk to him about it in the comments section
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(Unknown Player)
 
Video
 
If Halo had an Olympics, it would probably look something like this (starts slow but hang in there)
source: unknownplayer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norwegian company betting that fish salami will be its next breakthrough food export
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFAA.com)
 
 
 
It's 65 Degrees in Dallas. EVERYBODY PLAY GOLF
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(projo.com)
 
 
 
Providence police horse makes daring escape. Finds itself mysteriously drawn to Dunkin' Donuts Center.
source: projo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Dominion Post)
 
 
 
Whiskers the cat gives robber the beat down. Little old lady safe.
source: dominionpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Red Cross say X-ray Prisoners are all POW's, no hilarity ensuing as of yet.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man on Connecticut Capitol building was "shooting" with a camera
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(king5.com)
 
 
 
Police blow up suspicious package in Salt Lake; turns out to be package of Mormon underwear
source: king5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Donny.com)
 
 
 
In honor of the games in Salt Lake, photo shop Donny & Marie
source: donny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
University of Georgia using chicken fat to heat campus
source: 24hour.newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston bookies wiped out by Superbowl losses; in related story, cement shoe industry sees upturn
source: www2.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Vatican claims that sin causes illness
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Austin Police Department finally realizes they don't have the authority to make new laws. Reverse decision on flashing during Mardi Gras.
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Churchill planned to settle Hitler in palestine as a jew
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
An Iceberg twice the size of Manhattan island has broken off Antarctica in search of a big ass ship to tousle with
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Britain to require immigrants to know English
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Cowboybebop bought Cliche' Kitty. He says 'Hi.'
source: stupidwebsite.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Armageddon)
 
 
 
Another big Nerf war to take place in Irvine, CA
source: armageddon.nerfonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FireHouse.com)
 
 
 
Swiss fire melts cholcolate bunnies
source: firehouse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cartoon writer included Scientology themes in "Dungeons & Dragons," "SuperFriends," "Muppet Babies"
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu February 07, 2002
(RushLimbaugh.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family expressing their opinion of Clinton
source: fp.rushlimbaugh.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Third of comments sent to Govt about Microsoft settelment said "I hate Microsoft"
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Earthfiles)
 
 
 
Ghosts of United Flight 93 Reported in Shanksville, Pennsylvania
source: earthfiles.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
MSNBC apologizes for adding extra 'g' to Niger Innis' name. No not his last name.
source: gopbi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Another sign that NYC is returning to normal: "Osama Bin Laden" brand smack
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1300 New Yorkers to sue NYC for allowing buildings to be attacked
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White House says the Geneva Convention will apply to Taliban fighters, but not al Qaeda members.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
And the finalists in the Fark corp design contest are... (see comments)
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Playmates allowed to use the word 'Playmate' without Hef's permission
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Idiot criminal forgets about caller ID -- calls police to boast that he'll never get caught -- gets arrested while still on phone
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The Queen doing something
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush administration puts pictures in budget, AP says "It's clearly a budget because it has a lot of numbers"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
BT Group goes to court to establish patent on hyperlinks
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Chick says he has the right to annoy you on the street
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(DDN)
 
 
 
Florida doctor says his patients die because they are stupid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smithsonian now says they didn't want the $38 mil to begin with. Donor shows them the finger
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man naked except for leg warmers, a wig, slippers and a �tiger-striped hat with ears� arrested after handcuffing himself to a railing at a WI mall
source: wisinfo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Superbaby ejected from flipping car, found without a scratch.
source: philly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about taking a whiz in space
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(John)
 
Boobies
 
The Return Of John's Everyday Hotties. Safe for work
source: jiglet.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man tries to break into cockpit, gets whacked in the head with an axe
source: channel3000.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Couple kicked out of grocery store after fellow shoppers find them having sex
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man who embezzled $3.4 million claims he's a modern Robin Hood; nevermind that he traveled the world, ran up $1.8 million in credit card bills, and started his own recording business.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Manic bullies home-schooled halfwit who stole his META Tags.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bin laden possibly found and killed by CIA Hellfire missile says CNN without justification
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Degraeve)
 
Boobies
 
Some great 'Bush' shots (not safe for anyone)
source: degraeve.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption our Commander-In-Chief learning about something
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers help put together the top 10 worst things you can say on a first date part 2
source: brassknuckles.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Corporate Mofo attends the anti-WEF protests in New York. Hilarity ensues. (With pix)
source: corporatemofo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brooke Burke (not safe for work)
source: brookeburkeshrine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Celebrating Reagan's Feb 6th birthday with his best quotes
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(Ferrari S.p.A)
 
 
 
Ferrari unveil the new 575M Maranello.
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(London Times)
 
 
 
British cop who teaches ethics at academy in trouble for taking a leak on wall of presidential palace in Lithuania during official visit
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(video vigilante)
 
 
 
Old man has to take out falsies to have oral sex with hooker. Sort of not safe for work
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
25-story crucifix plans on hold...for now
source: mlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaq claims big toe too painful for his rematch against Bulls w/ Brad Miller
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Farker takin' polls)
 
 
 
So... who is the best photoshopper at Drew Curtis' Fark.Com? Funniest? Take the poll
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
New StrongBad email.
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(NOLA.com)
 
Boobies
 
Back for its second year: Live Mardi Gras BoobieCam
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man facing 20 years for growing three marijuana plants given probation due to crappy condition of plants
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White Castle offers Valentines Day Special
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man invents floating car. George Jetson unavailable for comment.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those with inverted nipples, now you too can look horny
source: bodyperks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sherrif charged with felony for leaving fake poo in judges' chambers. Twice.
source: abclocal.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NIT expands from 32 crappy teams to 40 crappy teams
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed February 06, 2002
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Surrogate horse gives birth to endangered donkey. Fb- is the father
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
TV station's hidden camera catches Denver cops lounging in break room when they were supposed to be patroling airport for two months.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas bookies barely break even after Super Bowl upset. Mob calls hit on Adam Vinatieri.
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway's new spy plane has more than a passing resemblance to Star Trek; and besides, who's Norway spying on, reindeer?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hare Krishnas going bankrupt
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
FL Machete slayer often carried around a piece of wood so he had someone to talk to
source: stpetersburgtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Japanese teens are screwing like rabbits on viagra.
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Scientists discover new tasty cut of beef on cows
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
12-yr-old paperboy on rounds saves life 90-yr-old woman, still alive after seven hours unconscious in the snow
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Creationists coming out of the woodwork after 9-11. Ohioans beware.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last day for Fark site design submissions. Email them to gogi@fark.com
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
El N��o may be on it's way, doo dah, doo dah
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
A site inspired by Everyday Hotties. A site which was always crushed out of existence by Fark. Let's see how this one does
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(some girl)
 
 
 
Mothman Prophecies sparks cat fights in paranormal world
source: ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that having lots of sex helps pregnancies. Who the hell sponsors these?
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(mycfnow.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bomb Explodes At San Francisco Hall Of Justice
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(startribune.com)
 
 
 
Enron scandal now involves Wookies and Jedi. Really
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The suicide note left by the Tampa suicide flyer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study: if you get sleepy in the daytime, it's because your brain is dying
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gen X parents are better than Baby Boomer parents
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(ABC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Some wacko with a gun is on the roof of the Legislative Office Building in Hartford, Conn
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge sentences man to stand on corner with pig. Check out the judge's other creative sentences
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiffany to pose in Playboy next month, publicist says she has fake boobies
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Store apologizes for sale on fried chicken in honor of Black History Month
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
The Willie Nelson weed-watchers diet: eggs, bacon, and a little less weed.
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Votes not counted in election because voters might pass medical marijuana law
source: aclu.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Save $6.03 on Osama Bin Laden rifle-range targets
source: cheaperthandirt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(via ObscureStore)
 
 
 
When customer service goes very wrong. Someone took etiquette lessons from Mike Tyson (strong language)
source: citypages.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(stltoday.com)
 
 
 
Dumbass lights up joint, offers it to hot tub full of undercover police. Hilarity ensues.
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(haaretzdaily.com)
 
 
 
Israeli Foreign Minister Peres says something 'smells like Hitler' in Iran
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Naked woman steals police cruiser
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Circus hires washed-up "star" of What's Happening, Rerun. In gratitude he sues them for 14 million
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
French Yacht team gets nuclear sponsor. Bush calls for "Yacht Defense Shield."
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Why does the US drive on the right side of the road? Because of Napoleon
source: travel-library.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gate Crasher sneaks into his 35th Super Bowl
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Rule Fark for a Day. Two days to go
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(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scientists create pill to get rid of drinkers' beer bellies without cutting back or exercising.
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Queen marks 50 years on throne...someone give her a laxative
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(TPC)
 
Video
 
More than 100 injured in high school basketball brawl
source: thepittsburghchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Norway bans fat fishermen
source: aftenposten.no   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US doesn't have to observe the Geneva convention because Al-Qaeda isn't a nation and Afghanistan is our buddies
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Americans can't manage their finances. In other news, Satan determined to be evil.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Muzi.com)
 
 
 
Chinese man's death sentence reduced to 5 years imprisonment for using an evil cult to damage law-based society by smuggling bibles into Hong Kong
source: dailynews.muzi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
James Brown's defense against sexual harassment charge: "I'm a churchgoing man"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Survey shows men want beer for Valentine's Day.
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(f**kedcompany.com)
 
 
 
Weekly World News is pissed off at your damn freeloading, shuts down website
source: weeklyworldnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to longest living President
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Farker jamesey making the greatest catch of his life
source: students.claremontmckenna.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Senate expected to kill Bush's Economic Stimulus Bill. Richest 1% pissed.
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(silive.com)
 
 
 
CBS to air 2 hour special in May with only known footage taken inside WTC during & after attacks
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Shift.com)
 
 
 
Drew and several other Farkers named in Shift.com's top 25 web personalities
source: shift.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Firefighter)
 
 
 
Fire Dept. posted farker Orgngrdr's old house on the web. Now he can relive that two story jump.
source: wlhvfd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Walken "Suicide King" suit
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(Court TV)
 
 
 
60 yr. old woman says eating hemp nuts helps her "joints."
source: crimelibrary.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue February 05, 2002
(tennessean.com)
 
 
 
Pet owners wouldn't part with their pets for $1 million. Unless they have kids. Fear Factor contestants will eat 2 buffalo testicles for $50k.
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(NOLA.com)
 
 
 
Pacifiers and glow-sticks are protected free speech apparently
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Twins and Expos get 1 more season to prove they suck
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sociologist claims children of gay parents face "serious problems"
source: theadvertiser.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Smithsonian gets bossy with $38 million donor. Donor pulls out
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rense.com)
 
 
 
Hypocritical Democrats received equal Enron funding
source: rense.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Looking for a loophole to allow you to avoid paying taxes? Good luck
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman Falls On Ass at Church, sues for $4 million, settles for $80,000. God very proud
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ohio.com)
 
 
 
McDonalds' fries may kill you in the end, but its coffee can save you now. Provided that you're a suicide jumper
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Arafat, Sharon walk off set of "Israel"
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(silive,com)
 
 
 
Police academy instructor gets hit by lightning, sues everyone but God
source: silive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Smoking Gun presents Foxy Felons (safe for work)
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Scientists developing technology to mass-produce clones. What could possibly go wrong?
source: cosmiverse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Logan, Utah mayor incorrectly quoted as using the off-color statement "damndest". Newspaper apologizes. Also recants reporting mayor's use of the word "poopy".
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(Drew Curtis's Something Awful)
 
 
 
SomethingAwful announces Drew Curtis's Fark vs Drew Curtis's Something Awful photoshop contest. Except those don't look like our submissions
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(afgha.com)
 
 
 
Man tries to explain why he pretended to have been kidnapped in Afghanistan
source: afgha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Quack scientists claim driving slower will solve smog problem
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(London Times)
 
 
 
British train driver has to stop, ask for directions.
source: thetimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mr Potato Head turns 50
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Controversy erupts over who invented square watermelons
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dog locks redneck out of his truck and drives it into tree
source: newsok.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Cows are vanishing in Colorado. Lawmen vow to find out what happened, one way or the udder
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
PETA idiot crams self into cage as protest to same crap they always protest
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(kmov.com)
 
 
 
If you see a homeless guy wearing a 'Rams Super Bowl XXXVI Champions' shirt, here's why
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Ninja the cat holds "homing" record over Skittles with 850 mile journey
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man beaten with wrench returns for cigs, gets beaten again
source: 63.147.65.15   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homophobes more likely to experience homosexual arousal
source: apa.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jordan's wife realizes how much money he's worth, falls in love with him all over again.
source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Doctors unveil updated Hypocratic oath
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Doctor will urge teachers to use Homer Simpson as a role model for children.
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cop shoots self in leg during prenuptial counselling session with fiance
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop some farker taking his pig for a walk.
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Empire State Building is having problems keeping tennants.
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arkansas town loses pickle plant, identity
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Charlton Heston tells stars to fire bodyguards and just carry lots of guns
source: entertainment.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Drunk driver runs into parked police car with two officers in it
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British have created robots that will evolve in controlled environment, not worried about them tak.. YOU WILL SURRENDER PUNY HUMANS
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Pope Paul VI wanted to sell priceless Vatican treasures to help out with third world hunger
source: thetimes.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Skittles the cat travels 350 miles to reunite with family
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Best nude movie scenes of 2001 (not safe for work)
source: scoopy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFAA)
 
 
 
It might snow in Dallas. EVERYBODY PANIC
source: wfaa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man with stupid baggy pants flees courthouse, pants fall off
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Recap of mad teacher-sex by the 'victim': "I am the luckiest lad in the world"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Austin Women to Stage "tit-in" to protest banning of flashing during mardi gras
source: austin360.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Funreports)
 
 
 
Hamster-powered car entered in Tokyo engineering competition
source: funreports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Bombing and terrorizing Afghan peasants apparent new criteria for Nobel Peace Prize
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DotComScoop)
 
 
 
Fark "total" service should pave way for Slashdot
source: dotcomscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
According to TiVo stats, the most replayed segment of Super Bowl broadcast was Brintey Spears
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kenneth Lay has run away, doo-dah doo-dah.
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Wack-job lops off man's head and afixes it to his automobile
source: nando.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fugitive Pit-Bull Chucky taunts police with postcards. Mr Bigglesworth unavailable for comment.
source: dailytelegraph.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ohio State up to #16 in latest AP Poll. Kentucky #7, Duke number one in spite of complete sucktitude.
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It was bound to happen sooner or later...
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News24.com)
 
 
 
Page 3's Jordan to give birth live on Web
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Paramedics attend to dead seven-year-old; father goes to kitchen for hot dogs.
source: thestar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
NBA player chosen randomly from crowd for halftime halfcourt shot at college game. Hilarity ensues
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Blade 2 trailer from the Superbowl online
source: comics2film.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guide to all things Ninja
source: bol.ucla.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Download all the episodes of: almost all the adults swim cartoon episodes
source: fucinet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some wannabe DeeJ)
 
 
 
Would you be interested in streaming Fark radio? (It would be separate of the Fark website, but mainly set up for Farkers)
source: pub.alxnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bruins defeat Blue Jackets by 8 goals, that's right, 8 goals in the NHL. Blue Jackets suck
source: sports.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
GM crops could go rogue. Tomato attack could occur at any time.
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Boy wins game of "chicken" and gets hit by the train
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New Zealand school gets around regulations prohibiting staff smacking kids around by having parents come in to do it.
source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon February 04, 2002
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Women can learn to smell better, but men can't
source: newscientist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bush administration's performance analyses marks the first time an administration has formally linked federal spending to program performance
source: govexec.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Enrongate getting twice as much media as Whitewater
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
German Carnival revelers warned over 'Wild Urination', regular urination apparently OK
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Name the fish" contest put on hold, thanks to some asshead
source: phortawesome.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Milosevic studying old Caveman Lawyer skits in preparation for his opportunity to cross-examine witnesses
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
Survey confirms college girls want to have lots of sex (site not safe for work)
source: playboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(HBO)
 
 
 
HBO wants to make you President
source: hbo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption President Bush and his dog Barney
source: us.news2.yimg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(thescotsman.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists discover key to eternal youth, bad drivers expected to jump ten-fold
source: thescotsman.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Films reveal Arafat's pleas in Arabic contradict English diplomacy
source: worldnetdaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Knoxville News-Sentinel)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics endorses gay adoption. Study's authors say issue not political
source: knoxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ncbuy.com)
 
 
 
Study: marriage makes you fat
source: downtoearth.ncbuy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(iwon.com)
 
 
 
Buddy the cat saves sleeping man from house fire. Mr Bigglesworth is proud of Buddy.
source: news1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sesame Street tinkering with format in its 33rd year
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Owner of worthless Cool.com was offered $38 million 2 years ago, says he does not regret turning down offer
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Run down of the 5 best and worst Super Bowl ads.
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton booed at Super Bowl
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABANET)
 
 
 
MP3.com sues its attorneys for not warning them about copyright issues
source: abanet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Greta Van Susteren's new face lift (pic)
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Porn stars leave personal messages for our troops while using a disturbingly long microphone (safe for work)
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man suing company for not giving him a job because he wrote 'yes' under 'sex' on his application
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Confederate Submarine Hunley. Built in 1863
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Fat babies = Fat kids.
source: story.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
SomethingAwful looks at the most popular toys for Christmas 2002
source: somethingawful.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New evidence suggests oracles of Delphi were ripped on hydrocarbon gases most of the time
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DotComScoop)
 
 
 
mLife campaign beyond lame
source: dotcomscoop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
TotalFark.com subscription service launches: read all 700-800 daily links submitted to Fark.com for $5/month. Free sample available
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Thieves Steal $500,000 Worth Of Hawaiian Tropic Lotions
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MetLife sues mLife for stealing their trademark and confusing the public. mlife.com unavailable for comment.
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Photoshop rowdy Patriot fans
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WWII era US fighter jet found in Panama.
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One of the voters for the ESPN/USA Today basketball poll ranks Temple ninth on their official ballot. Never mind that they're 8-12....Duke Sucks
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Woman tries to paint a mural in a private animal preserve where 750lb. tigers are allowed to roam freely. Hilarity ensues.
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Oklahoma governor says it's irresponsible NOT to use racial profiling to prevent terrorism
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Yet another participant of the Fear Factor Halftime Show, Julie Lynn Cialini (NSFW, neither are the others)
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The top 10 worst things you can say on a first date
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Dictionary editors release newly acceptabled words for 2002; include bed-blocker, MVVD, and mini-me.
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New dumbass fun from Britain, wave watching; get as close to massive storm waves as possible, hope not to get sucked out to sea.
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Man tries to steal electricity, becomes Darwin award candidate
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Dumbass practicing aerobatics in biplane near Superdome didn't file flight plan; ends up with a fighter escort back to airport
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Fark party May 18-19 at Cedar Point (Sandusky, Ohio)
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