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Sun December 30, 2001
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Odd signs on the highway
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(Family Circus)
 
 
 
Actual Family Circus cartoon. Wrong on so many levels.
source: 206.138.137.5   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man sues Guinness for not reporting he has world's largest penis
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(LangleyCreations)
 
 
 
Play the classic game of pitfall online
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having an affair? Get rid of the talking bird.
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bottles Explode in Hot Sauce Plant Fire
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
An in-depth review of the first Turtles episode ever.
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(CBS)
 
 
 
14 corporations control 60% of your online time
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(The Sacramento Bee)
 
 
 
Fake town repeatedly appears on MapQuest, other map sites, in two different locations
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(silive.com)
 
 
 
Kentucky, Indiana inch closer to war over disgruntled employee ham incident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wil wins ebay auction on painted Wesley Crusher plate
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(crime.com)
 
 
 
The santa claus bank robbery of 1927
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How to get really drunk on New Years and not feel it in the morning
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(NY Times)
 
 
 
NY Times publishes inside-plane photos of shoe-bomb incident
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two days after all-time worst game, Jordan scores 51points
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(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
The Daily Bull's first anniversary
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Sat December 29, 2001
(CNN)
 
 
 
That tiny brown thing floating around Uranus is not a moon according to scientists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taj Mahal covered in case of attack. Blackjack tables still open however
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(AP)
 
 
 
Times Square
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kentucky fans gearing up to boo the hell out of Pitino
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Man pays $300 PlayStation on eBay, gets a picture of it instead
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woman returns sister's ashes to WalMart for refund
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eric 'Glass Jaw' Lindros knocked out cold again
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(Some 733T H4X0R)
 
 
 
2600.org Hacked pages archive
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shockwave of Barbie with Tourette's (repeat)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bulls hire yet another doomed sucker as coach.
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(ft.com)
 
 
 
Matthew Hayden really good at cricket. Can anyone explain the stats?
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(We're all gonna die.)
 
 
 
Photoshop/Animate any AIM buddy icon! What joy!
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(Some Guy With a Lot of Time)
 
 
 
Guy makes movie & comic heroes from Fisher-Price "Little People"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to tweak a ford taurus
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(oioideej.com)
 
Boobies
 
Plastic Wrap Pr0n Contest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 10 video rentals, I have lost faith in humanity
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funeral home offers free burial to anyone who pledges to drive drunk on New Year's Eve, then gets killed as a result
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paypal may die, send your beer money today!
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(MDN)
 
 
 
Runaway cow rampage in Japan
source: mdn.mainichi.co.jp   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
California to dispense morning after abortion pills without prescription
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Fri December 28, 2001
(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CapAlert claims "uncomfortably imaginative" movie "Jimmy Neutron" will turn kids into disobedient heathens
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(Fark)
 
 
 
FarkFest 2002 Good news - rooms reserved! Bad news - Fb- is your roommate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bored waiting in line at the airport? Play some trivia!
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arab armed to the teeth is kicked off plane, says he's a victom of racial profiling.
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Fredricksburg.com's real top 2001 stories, based solely on pageview popularity
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop some banner ads for Fark to use as filler. Must be under 20k. Also submit the link you want them linked to
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(Newgrounds & Synj)
 
 
 
Flash game where you smash gnomes with your sack. With your SACK!
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit officials urge no gun firing on New Years. Other 364 days still ok
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Looking to have a night of fun with a bottle of wine, a six-pack of beer and a liter of vodka? Head to Rio, it's cheaper there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Attention crooks: never bring a knife to a gun fight
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Buffalo NY buried under 6 feet of snow this week
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(Herriott4CNN)
 
 
 
Help Scott Herriott (formerly of Internet Tonight) get a job with CNN. He gave Fark its first shot on TV, we'd like to return the favor. Click on email CNN to voice support
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Hospital returns wrong woman home to son, who doesn't notice due to oxygen mask
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Legless man steals pants, other items from The Gap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan exchange fruitcakes. Media mistakes baked goods for projectiles.
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Moose rescuers crash helicopter and die. Moose survives.
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson to appear in court for allegedly rubbing genitals on security guard's head and neck
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Real live Pokemon, or freakish Australian rat? X-E takes a look at the Greater Bilby.
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Showing butt crack is "in"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Naked motorist sets new goal for new year
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Harvard acceptance emails trashed by AOL spam filter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marisa Tomei claims her cat is psychic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton is quite the NYC party girl
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada county residents upset because they can't make religious slogans part of the water bill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan scores career-low six points
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
VH1 edits out booing of Hillary from McCartney concert
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(JupiGirl)
 
 
 
Procrastination, an organizational masterpiece(in honor of Phil)
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(Some Nitpicker)
 
 
 
Anal-retentive Kentucky man's website dedicated to pointing out minor mistakes on road signs
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
The Leafy Sea Dragon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ASSS, contender for Butte Pirates silly named schools. Don't forget to take the ASSS Tour
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Farker Yarsh have some fun at the expense of his roommate
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
One in four looking for God on Net. Find porn instead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ad for MSN broadband
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(Kmed.com)
 
 
 
Ho ho ho, hey, hey, hey, Fat Albert returns to the boob tube Monday night
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Thu December 27, 2001
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Dogs can smell when you're going to have a heart attack.
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(SktNews)
 
 
 
New Euros stolen in bank heist. Robbers wonder "What the hell are these?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if Pakistan doesn't have enough problems, now Bin Laden is hiding there
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(nationalpost.com)
 
 
 
A Shoe to a Kill: History of Exploding Shoes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Christmas addict eats Christmas dinner every day for ten years; doctors tell him it's not good for his health. 5450 turkeys eaten
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop a new Time Man of the Year issue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to 13 pound baby. Doesn't beat record of 24 pounds
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(news observer)
 
 
 
Chancellor says school's abbreviation sounds like "an obscene chemical formula."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Erotic frescoes of Pompeii's ancient sex club to be opened to the public
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(Alxnet.com)
 
 
 
Another Fark Poll - Only 1 question
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
New "Wrong Way" traffic signs for stupid people who don't know what "Wrong Way" means
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Was star of Bethlehem a double eclipse of Jupiter?
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(deadbodies.org)
 
 
 
Effect of Fark "boobies" linkage on a website (safe for work)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Navy sonar causes whales to beach, Oprah and Rosie reported safe
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Top 10 strangest stories of 2001 according to Buck Wolf
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Trail of skittles wrappers leads to robbers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally a cute baby zoo animal (with pic)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Heads up uncreative terrorists - Media gives out more great attack ideas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 2001 NFL All-Resented Team
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man wastes 2 years trying to be on "Millionaire". Doesnt get past finger round.
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
24 teenage girls arrested in prison riot. I've seen this movie before
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Falwell voted 'stupidest man of 2001'
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Liberals try linking gun shows with terrorists, ignore fact that terrorists haven't been using guns lately
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan are gonna end up nuking each other doo dah doo dah
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Morpheus 2.0 to double size of metaphorical hemmerhoid it represents in RIAA's ass
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Found: World's dumbest fast food manager
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(News 8 Austin)
 
 
 
Pepsi announces new vending machines will take credit cards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Christmas in Australia: heatwaves, bushfires, snow, hail and cyclones
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(Saria)
 
 
 
Farker Saria gets mugged in Metal Gear Solid 2
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(BBC)
 
 
 
5% of the net, 100 million hosts, is completely unreachable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Media Metrix will longer counts popups as page views. X10 rankings drop like a rock.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Movie awards preview: Worst movie/actor/etc of 2001
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Days Inn hotel fined for overcharging stranded travelers on Sept. 11
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Thief Steals Plastic Jesus, Leaves Unusual Ransom Note
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Games of the Web! Stop doing work! Play Games Now.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Plane takes off without a pilot.
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(Some Farkette)
 
Weeners
 
Manly pecs for the Farkettes
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disc golf player
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Austrians prove speedos still sexy
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Wed December 26, 2001
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EMI intends to buy themselves out of Mariah Carey's recording contract.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(infoplease.com)
 
 
 
China recognizes Jews as an official Chinese ethinic group
source: infoplease.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Satan allowed to play in olympic game
source: espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ALJazeera.net)
 
 
 
Apperently bin Laden not dead from cancer, kidney infection, or 8 minute long orgasm. New tape released to Al Jazeera
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taliban reporting Bin Laden has died of lung cancer, kidney disease, martyrdom, and a wicked hang nail. No, really, he's dead.
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
USA tells Afghanistan that we aren't finished kicking ass
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(AP)
 
 
 
Billy Bob Thornton discusses how he "got through" love scenes with Halle Berry
source: dailynews.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The council of elrond, directed by kevin smith.
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Where did the Mormons all come from?
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(sUN tIMES)
 
 
 
Director uneasy over title of next 'Rings' film
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman hit by turkey in 'Christmas rage'
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(MercuryNews.com)
 
 
 
Huntington Beach offers free beer to marathon runners (huzzah!)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Software pirates: Turn yourself in by month's end or you'll REALLY get it
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Halle Berry movie "Monster's Ball" to feature the year's hottest sex scene
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Motorist bites off cyclist's finger during road rage incident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Congress says its most recent payraise is well deserved and too small
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption this kid
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Report: Apes use recreational drugs
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Mystery illness among 9-11 rescuers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man escapes prison by covering himself in bubble wrap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caption this picture
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The 2001 Dubious Achievement Awards in technology
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists to breed fish that change color when water is polluted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
20 Factors to change PCs in 2002. (400Gb hard drive??!)
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cambodia to start cracking down on karaoke bars - by destruction by tanks
source: reuters.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Escaped Convicts Caught By Mom
source: mycfnow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
$1.7 billion deal will help Coors bring bottled pee water to the UK
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KHOU)
 
Video
 
High-speed chase over stolen cigarettes ends in tragedy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evidence that key building blocks to life originated in outer space
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Worst sports moves of the year (Bud selig...cough cough)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you living in a computer simulation?
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(hawkman)
 
Boobies
 
Cheryl Ladd's daughter Jordan
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Theology, with a beer chaser; 'On Tap' nights let younger Catholics talk over issues
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Korean editorial on why it's ok to eat dogs
source: koreaherald.co.kr   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pastor to hold book burning of 'Potter'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Beer from a glass or from a bottle: Study says it tells a lot about a man
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Mall Madness (complete with Sim Santa gettin their freak on)
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Tue December 25, 2001
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada beats France 15-0 in hockey, didn't give them a chance to surrender
source: globeandmail.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Forensics reveal physical changes in Americans over the last century. Fatter asses, bigger heads, smaller nads.
source: nandotimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
In keeping with the spirit of Christmas, here's a list of Christmas urban myths
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota boy gets response after balloon lands in Greenland
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Use physics to modify your Nerf guns to hurt (with mathematical equations)
source: nerfonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RottenTomatoes)
 
 
 
"The Majestic" sucks ass
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop any Christmas card
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SB News-Press)
 
 
 
Exhibit of charcoal-drawn boobies in government building freaks out employees (pic included -- not safe for good taste)
source: news.newspress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Drudge)
 
 
 
Muslim, Arafat, banned from attending Christian service by Jewish state.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Karber.net)
 
 
 
Festivus - An alternate holiday and how to celebrate it.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homemade bong sends man to the hospital
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man hunts bear. Bear eats man.
source: dailynews.netscape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Animated Jesus Xmas card to send to your pals
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Genetic engineers predict Christmas tree of the future
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(deadbodies.org)
 
Boobies
 
Top 100 of the sexiest ladies - Mostly safe for work
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Mon December 24, 2001
(Fark)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas everyone!
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(fj)
 
 
 
In the spirit of giving, Farker gives his kids to FARK for photoshopping
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(Google)
 
Boobies
 
Brazilian boobies
source: morango.ig.com.br   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ironchef.com)
 
 
 
Chairman Kaga is no more
source: ironchef.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Beer was the key to ending the Cold War
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man in bomb-proof bunker to avoid family Xmas leaves because he's desperate for beer
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(Some Yodel)
 
 
 
New Fanimutation: Gender Neutral.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Major plot to bomb sites in London debunked; turns out to be bad journalism
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The official site of Santa
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The official site of Santa
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The official site of Santa
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(NORAD)
 
 
 
Track Santa's progress tonight
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(KRON News)
 
Video
 
Video of the recently discovered giant squid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Santa waving from an aircraft carrier
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(CBSNews)
 
 
 
What you say? Rush can hear again
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Man Finds Fortune In Library Book
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Couple's plan to kill possum with gasoline backfires when flaming possum chases down, burns woman
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(Denverpost.com)
 
 
 
Nuggets coach to quit, open bar in Mexico.
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(pioneerplanet.com)
 
 
 
Santa kicked out of preschool, might offend toddlers. Someone's getting a truck load of coal this year.
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Jingle Bells" not originally a Christmas song, but a "driving around in a flashy vehicle picking up chicks" song
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Most popular albums of 2001: Shaggy, Enya and NSync
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Santas getting even more overweight, looking for larger-sized costumes than last year
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(fredericksburg.com)
 
 
 
Jesus spotted walking south on US Rt.1 in VA. (with pic)
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(Light's Galore)
 
 
 
Look what this insane Tennessean did to his yard for Christmas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Random acts of Christmas kindness
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(Seattle PI)
 
 
 
Moscow says 16 hour traffic jam was all a figment of someone's imagination
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Listen to NYPD, LAPD live scanner broadcasts
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(Google)
 
 
 
Top 10 books of all time.
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Harry fans plot Potter pilgrimage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you think you surf the Net a lot? Here's a way to test your skills
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(mirror.icnetwork.co.uk)
 
NewsFlash
 
Major plot to bomb sites in London foiled
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(I-Film)
 
 
 
Great Animation Short in time for Christmas featuring a mischeivous tree ornament
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(The Pittsburgh Channel)
 
 
 
Neighborhood kids pelt Santa, helpers with rocks
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(HardOCP.com)
 
 
 
"Cyber athletes" boost PC's performance with flame stickers.
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