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Sun November 25, 2001
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Firm says it created human embryo through cloning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ricochet Robot's most difficult puzzle ever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two die in Hungarian pig shock horror
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Astronaut research: 45 sunrises & sunsets a day really farks with your sleep cycle
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Holiday Shoppers Trample Woman (with pic)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Tank greets travelers at Miami Airport
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Farker Zagloba named National Merit semifinalist
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Beastie Boys action figures
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to correct Jesus on his manners for when you meet him
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
How college football rankings work
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters playing real basketball again
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(AP)
 
 
 
Jacko had his skin digitally darkened in recent video
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lucy Lawless pregnant, Fb- is the father
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(Channel Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Dog narcs on weed-growing owner
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police say they've caught two "Ninja cigarette thieves"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cowboys ruin Sooners' day - do dah, do dah
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Hope Diamond. Paypal accepted
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(ESPN)
 
Video
 
James Butler sucker-punching his opponent after losing to him
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(dark america)
 
 
 
Slayer concert review from Slayerswine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what this is
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(Redline)
 
 
 
Land O' Lakes hooter fest
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you stay drier in the rain if you walk or run?
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Sat November 24, 2001
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Top tech turkeys of all time
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(Firehouse.com)
 
 
 
This year's hottest toy -- NYFD's Billy Blazes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pope sends first email, apologizes for perverted clergy
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For Sale: Two AOL CDs that some moron is selling.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Hacker Tool Could Target Web Servers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carbonation gives grapes, pears zing...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amish Laptop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Genetically-Altered Squirrels take over Wittenberg University.
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Discuss and share techniques for making better photoshop pictures
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spacemoose, it's like Howard Stern of the comic-strip world.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Printable batteries developed
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Lint Wad The Size Of My Mother's Foot!
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(poopyone)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg to design a car doo dah doo dah
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California has too much electricity.
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(BruceCampbell)
 
 
 
The "Official" Bruce Campbell sound library.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to make paper throwing stars
source: karber.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
For sale: rule Fark for a day
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(Sportsline)
 
 
 
Colorado clubs the crap out of the Huskers, 62 to 36
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(weekly world news)
 
 
 
Antichrist detector. Makes a great stocking stuffer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're in need of CPR- don't rely on a bystander to help you out, even if they're able
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(Modern Humorist)
 
 
 
What would Jesus do? (test)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New Zealand scientists on verge of 'ballcam' breakthrough for Rugby games
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rifle goes off in airport as man tries to show it isn't loaded.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
007 gadget fair held in Paris. France Surrenders.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Report: 24 of 30 cloned cows "normal"...but what about the other 6?
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(Yahoo!Sports)
 
 
 
NY Jets choose new mascot: Shrek
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lowtax takes the lead in the "Entertainer of the Year Poll"
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(AP)
 
 
 
"Baptisize Your Tastebuds" with Polygamy Beer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Christian Theme Park Sues Over Status
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fishy tale of underwater phonebooth
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Fri November 23, 2001
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Local Japanese authorities put two luxury toilets on top of mountain; costs $568,100
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Scientists build DNA computer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Live bats drop bombs on Japan
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(CamWorld)
 
 
 
Photo of jet breaking the spped of sound. So cool and no photoshop involved
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(BBC)
 
 
 
One armed drunk driver jumps a red light, gets driving ban, while using his mobile phone
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man shouting 'freedom' sets himself afire in mall
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(This Is South Wales)
 
 
 
Cleaner blames camouflaged bus stop for it being missed out
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Brutus the Buckeye found, police congratulate themselves
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(The Scotsman)
 
 
 
English fark up Scottish monopoly
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
FA moves to stop soccer mascots from getting into brawls with fans
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Sex and money incompatible
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(APB News)
 
 
 
10/12yr olds rob bank to go shopping, blame TV
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Whole kids team banned for ambushing opponents in their bus
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Russian cosmonauts refuse to let shuttle astronauts use their toilet, angry at NASA criticism of Tito's trip a few months ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
$25 million US reward for bin Laden equals $950 billion Afghanis. That's a lot of goats
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The east is red, and soon the moon will be too! China's space program gears up for moon shots.
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Scottish version of monopoly released
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A kid spends way too much time coming up with an "Alien Space Language"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lions now 0-10
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US army training new soldiers by letting them play Quake
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Madonna's husband doesn't like her wearing see-through T-shirts and dressing "like an old slapper"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Winner of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire arrested for using cough-code
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(John's Crawlspace)
 
 
 
John's Crawlspace (for those who haven't updated bookmarks)
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Thu November 22, 2001
(National Lampoon)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving in Afghanistan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Jive Turkey song
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(Google)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving fun page, brought to you by your friends at Butterball
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bandit hurling hot coffee robs Florida restaurants
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Islam to become largest religion in Britain by 2013. France surrenders.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RIAA releases crappy music then blames piracy when it sells badly
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(Daily Record)
 
 
 
Condom company changes "normal" to "jumbo" for small Aussies
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(via slashdot)
 
 
 
Want to lose weight after Thanksgiving? Goto India, there is 1% less gravity there.
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Taliban to surrender Kunduz
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ohio state mascot stolen. Reward offered.
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Vote Wil Wheaton as "Entertainer of the year"!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farkfest 2002 update. With pics and video. Not safe for work
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sex appeal of female sports & news anchors on the rise (among other things)
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Cap Review of Shallow Hal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Surplus gone, deficit returns
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(stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Workers puzzled as to cause of hole
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Dad leaves kid in pickup while hunting, kid freezes to death. Dad gets convicted of manslaughter, kills self. Family sues searchers who didn't find boy for wrongful death of both boy and father.
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(robotwisdom.com)
 
 
 
3 cogent anti-Carnivore arguments
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Justice department orders Clear Channel to divest stations; Clear Channel sells stations to itself
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet gets undressed for handsome guys
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Wed November 21, 2001
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Altria Healthcare Corp. pissed at Philip Morris name change
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Squirt gun attack almost causes geriatric stampede at bingo game
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: rule Fark for a day
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Yasmine Bleeth's mug shot and police report from her recent cocaine arrest
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Photoshop Spidey and a "Bad" Girl
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ashcroft: Right to a fair trial "isn't really what our judicial system is about"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
The Netherlands: Tulips found to be environmentally harmful
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(ireland.com)
 
 
 
Alcohol consumption in Ireland increases 41% in last decade. Beer up 26%. A nation celebrates!
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Little kids sing, record own CDs; hillarity ensues
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(TheChamplainChannel)
 
 
 
Man and teen steal cows as practical joke - get arrested
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Little girl killed by falling cross at her little brother's graveside. Remaining elder brother awaits each day with dread.
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
China shuts down 17,000 Wang Ba internet bars
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
American firms sign contracts with Cuban companies for the first time in 40 years
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(NewsGeek.net)
 
 
 
Return to Castle Wolfenstein First Impressions
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(About.com)
 
 
 
How to deep-fry a turkey.
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(Desert News)
 
 
 
BYU's ROTC cadets beat up BYU football fans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Berliners can now beat stress by beating the crap out of cars with a sledgehammer
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(clarionledger.com)
 
 
 
Cop retires, celebrates, gets drunk, gets DUI.
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(CBSNews.com)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones new album sells 954 copies in first day of release
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Cop has ex-wife arrested so she misses divorce hearing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UNC now 0-2
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(KCStar.com)
 
 
 
Idiot drug dealers hand out business cards to kids, quickly gets arrested
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Maryland county to fine people who smoke at home if neighbors complain. Terrorists win.
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Get your pigskin pool picks in today, there's football and turkey tomorrow
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in FARK history: First ever Arpanet link, 11-21-1969. First Boobies link found two hours later.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
FDA approves contraceptive skin patch
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(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Yvonne "Batgirl" Craig Gallery (Safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rocky Mountain Oysters (Bull testicles) were served at Bush inaguration
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ball St. team that beat #3 Kansas beats #4 UCLA
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(Lasvegassun.com)
 
 
 
PETA sends Tofurky to food shelters
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Anyone notice it's only the Democrats being exposed to anthrax?
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shaq fined for his baggy shorts
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(Google)
 
 
 
Bush blew up frogs as a child
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo picks unfortunate headline: "Kiss Can Be Hazardous for People with Nut Allergy"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNNSI's Turkey of the Year Awards. Where is Bud Selig?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft reaches settlement in private anti-trust cases: As penalty will put $1.1B of MS advertising in poor schools
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What the world would look like if Bud Selig ran it
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(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
The Brunching Shuttlecocks' guide to the 2001 console war
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture
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Tue November 20, 2001
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Make your XP start button say Fark!
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shaquille O�Neal files a complaint with the LA Lakers human resources department about coach Phil Jackson, claims Jackson said "I�ve got Internet stocks in better shape than you�
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(wkrc cincy)
 
 
 
Paraplegic runs down crowd
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Amazon messes up 'Buy this camera and get that bag free" promotion: "Buy this bag and get that camera free"
source: metafilter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy.com hacked. Change all your cards
source: money.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study suggests rise in heavy drinking among young women. Fark under investigation.
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(news observer)
 
 
 
Reno airport terminal evacuated after guard makes up story to hide drinking
source: 24hour.newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Lord' rings up boffo advance sales. ('Boffo?')
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Somethingawful.com threatened with lawsuit again. They don't care again
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(Obscure Store)
 
 
 
Obscure Store gets a redesign
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Naked market report available here
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(via Real Beer)
 
 
 
Man realizes more people would go to church if they could get drunk
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Taliban mistakes internet joke as real bomb plans. Also thinks Bert is evil
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(Channel4000)
 
 
 
Man steals crap from Wal-mart, police let him out of jail. Man steals same crap from police station
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar lusts after Nicole Kidman, would leave Freddie Prinze Jr. if she asked
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(SunSentinel)
 
 
 
"Dear Teacher: Please excuse my 9 year-old daughter for being late to school. We were burglarizing an apartment."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Glasgow library wants more visitors, installs indoor pub
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Remember those Mastercard ads with the baseball fans going to all the stadiums? Turns out the ad agency stole the whole idea.
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
Earth rotates in wrong direction, according to Microsoft.
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Topless dancer is running for Nevada governor
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Douglas Adams is releasing a new book 2 years after death. Bruce Lee in talks for starring role in movie version.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never mix Masters of the Universe, stop-motion film, and crack
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(Salt Lake Trib)
 
 
 
Britany emulates Milli Vanilli
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(via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Iowa Hawkeye mascot injured by Ohio State Band member wielding a giant foam banana
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(TDC)
 
 
 
Boulder library art display hit by thief again. First the penises, now a nude torso.
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(About.com)
 
 
 
Group dedicates their life to explaining that Nazis and aliens are hiding in Earth's hollow core
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
13% of turkeys will land you on the crapper all Thanksgiving
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Burger King releases whopper for lefties.
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
41-year-old nephew of Robert Kennedy asks to be tried as a juvenile
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Several of farker StickNinja's classmates offer insight into new Harry Potter movie(note: I'm significantly older than them - StickNinja)
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Daschle proposes restrictions on box cutters, tweezers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop some new Fark topic tags. Use the same font if it makes no difference
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Santa Walken is Coming to Town!
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Scott Ritter wins award for Dumbest Man Alive after claiming Saddam is not a threat to the US and Iraq is not building weapons of mass destruction
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
51% of medical students think Carrot Top is funny
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Photoshop the REAL tourist guy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop the REAL tourist guy
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Fark mentioned in About.com's weird newsroom picks
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Heineken: No Mr. bin Laden, we dont want you to endorse our beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dutch scientist puts 20 DVD movies on 1 CD. MPAA responds with 20 lawsuits on 1 paper.
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How much would it cost to get your favorite band to play your birthday party? Find out here.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tips on keeping the carpet rodents from ruining Thnksgiving dinner
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Move over Vic's Secret Fashion Show, PBS explores testicles and uteruses during sweeps week
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas loses to Ball State
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Actual WTC tourist guy (of PhotoShop fame) speaks up
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Drivers on I-83 in PA were delayed by yet another chicken spill this morning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush's Turkey
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Fugitive looking to be beaten senseless drives through 5 barricades at G20 summit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone has made an action figure of Matt from X-E
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson helps marines get into the spirit (with pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt was only ever dumped by one girl but it 'scarred him forever'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
4 journalists feared dead. Eyewitnesses say Taliban shot them.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Transcript from Peter Buck's drunken air rage trial
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(via BadJocks.com)
 
 
 
Man walks onto field during Bengals/Titans game, drops pants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gore goes corporate. Fb- is the father
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
Lung cancer changes its name to Phillip Morris
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Scientists solve age-old problem of how to make diet slurpees
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(Chronicle of Higher Ed.)
 
 
 
Dental students practice on dummies that can scream "Ow!"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Fark mentioned in photoshop article
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell offers to save bin Laden's soul by converting him to Christianity
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(news observer)
 
 
 
Plane crashes on golf course. Golfers told to play around wreckage.
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Idiots plan to kill themselves by riding a giant balloon into space
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(CBSNews.com)
 
 
 
Man finds 37 cents, a comb and Walter Payton's Super Bowl ring between couch cushions
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(SiliconValley.com)
 
 
 
Makers of QuickBooks having accounting porblems
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One man's quest to stay in a Home Depot store in Rhode Island for 16 hours straight
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(channel3000)
 
 
 
Hunter excited about bagging biggest deer ever, turns out to be an elk
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lions blow 10 pt lead in 4th. Now 0-9
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When drunk college kids get hold of a bear suit.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mexico considers extra taxes on soda drinks. In response, Coca Cola buys Mexico
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(AP)
 
 
 
Pentecostal church service? No idea...
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(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
NYC Fark party December 8
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Interview with Homestar Runner creators Mike & Matt Chapman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ABC in hot water with FCC over Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
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(zap2it.com)
 
 
 
Sandler producing sitcom for Lovitz and McDonald; sure sign of Apocalypse
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