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Sun November 18, 2001
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bin Laden location narrowed down to 30 sq. mile area
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Church of Shatnerology. Hubbard surrenders. (beware annoying embedded midi)
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(spaceweather.com)
 
 
 
Truly wonderful photos of Nov 5th aurora borealis from everywhere
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(Pubic Shave)
 
 
 
How to shave your ass (with tips on what to do if you have acne)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
It had to happen -- Harry Potter Porn. (no pix, fortunately)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man leads police on high speed chase, bails, has athsma attack in police department parking lot
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(some girl)
 
 
 
Curious George and the high-tension power line
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this graphic about the Leonids
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Sleepy Hollow action figure autographed by Walken
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
K-9 gets competition: wasps trained to detect drugs, bombs, chemical and biological weapons.
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(DesMoinesRegister)
 
 
 
"I'm 6'2", not 5'10" Robber gets arrested after returning to the scene of the crime to correct victim's description.
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(Comics.com)
 
 
 
Dilbert creator Scott Adams cancels plans for new comic strip. "Unfortunately this isn't a good time to launch a comic featuring people who look like the Taliban."
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(CNews)
 
 
 
Dog trapped in burning house saved by a pumpkin tossed through window.
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Food, beer(!), and cigarette giant Philip Morris changing name
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Criminal to be indentified by butt cheeks from police camera
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The Top 20 Rejected FARK Categories
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Sat November 17, 2001
(Chron)
 
 
 
"Ooops we did it again" says Illinois jail after releasing wrong prisoner
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(Post-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Preacher spreads word of Jesus by exposing himself to neighbors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Listen to the Olsen twins singing Weezer's 'Island in the Sun'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Transsexualism, left-handedness pretty much the same thing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jordan gets 44 points; Wizards still lose.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Many U.S. College Students Not Using Condoms: Study
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
France announces it's now ready to send troops to fight the Taliban. Rest of world wonders "What Taliban?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dumbass vows to walk US-Mexican border coast to coast, quits after two days. "Too hot."
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jackass that shut down Hartsfield airport was trying to catch plane to college football game. Now he's not only going to miss game, is getting free rectal exams.
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Britain moves to outlaw hate speech, Chick freaks out
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(cattv)
 
 
 
Animated screen thingies for your cat to freak out over
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
City official forgets to hang up phone after leaving message, says things he shouldn't
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
ACLU takes over terrorism investigation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To prep you 'boarders for the new season, enjoy pics from a Colorado bikini snowboarding contest. Girls and guys pics
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(hitman7s)
 
 
 
Farker Hitman7s puts roommate in the PS sharpshooter. France Surrenders.
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(National Post)
 
 
 
After 8 months of sleep, snakes like to hump one another
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(Some Noodle)
 
 
 
200 ramen noodle recipes may make life a little less bland for broke singles
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(The Brains Trust)
 
 
 
Al-Jazeera signs Bill Cosby for $1.2 million
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(LHAB)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture
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Fri November 16, 2001
(National Lampoon)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan admits to thinking "Holy Shit, I'm Michael Jordan!"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Be warned, sheep can remember faces for 2 years (you know who you are)
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(WeirdAl.com)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic's movie UHF to possibly be released on DVD
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Take that, Bud Selig - Judge orders Twins to play 2002 season in the Metrodome
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pregnant Barbies hit Japan, Fb- is the father
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Tech TV Cancels 130 employees - cites too many low quality guests like Fark on screensavers
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Taliban nuke manual strongly resembles Internet hoax
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Iron Chef USA debuts tonight on UPN, William Shatner hosts. Another great show ruined by America
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(PatrickBateman)
 
 
 
Farker PatrickBateman's horrible midnight Potter theatre experience
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Ostrich named godzilla escapes, wreaks havoc on town
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Killer sentenced to be stabbed with same knife used in original crime
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Overpaid basketball whine-ass Shaq slams coach
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
U.S. troops ride horseback as they work with members of the Northern Alliance in Afghanistan
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Popeye and Bluto out of the closet?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bud Selieg tells Minnesotians it is THEIR fault that he is shutting down the Twins
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police in Idaho use Apache attack helicopters to stop robber
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Cops pull over speeder; find 136 live lobsters on board
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(AJC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Some guy runs naked through ATL airport, all flights grounded.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taliban leader to troops:"Run away! Run away!"
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(TPC)
 
 
 
Police say donut shop stop accusation full of holes
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(Access Atlanta)
 
 
 
Three ultra-light planes used to fool eight whooping cranes into migrating. Annual cost: $1.2 million. The fact that they led one of them into power lines: priceless.
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(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
#2 Position at Al Qaeda now open. Send resumes c/o Brentwood Post Office
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP Reviews Harry Potter movie
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
US forces in ground war at the moment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cheney seen, "Weekend at Bernies" theory still debated
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fruit juicers are being recalled because of flying shrapnel risk
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
OPEC farks up, gas prices fall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Flipping somebody the bird while yelling at them makes you smarter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's getting more and more difficult to find a good Tiger steak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barbie goes Hong Kong biker slut crazy
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(Sun-Sentinel)
 
 
 
156 pound first grader center of dispute with social workers
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(CBS Sportsline)
 
 
 
No. 4 Kentucky loses to Western Kentucky
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(Sunspot.net)
 
 
 
Ballet fans go to website looking for Nutcracker. Find "Euro Teen Sluts".
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(Chron)
 
 
 
PETA shuts down man's 'catch and kill your own turkey' farm
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(Some Jawa)
 
 
 
New Episode 2 trailer, 'forbidden love,' does not show Yoda and Ewoks humping
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lennox Lewis
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Art exhibit closed because fat lady was offended by painting of a fat lady
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dog bites Male exotic-dancer. Allmost destroys important body part
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pagan ritual doesn't burn away women's problems, but does burn her house down
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Leonid meteor shower this weekend will be one of the biggest in our lifetime
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(Some Fat Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Quite possibly the world's saddest boobie competition (safe for work, not safe for your eyes however)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
J-Lo has declared jihad against The Smoking Gun
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
RIAA to take over Afghanistan
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(Satire Wire)
 
 
 
bin Laden rookie card not so hot
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC declares that "speeded" is a word
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro's stunt double arrested for impersonating him so he can get free meals, women
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(WEBN)
 
 
 
Cameltoe submissions are in. Time to vote. (sort-of not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cop driving down the road late at night
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Happydude has hemorrhoids. Send him a get well card at happyduder@hotmail.com
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Thu November 15, 2001
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kabul Men Fling Off Trousers for Death-Free Soccer
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(Tofurkey)
 
 
 
Tofurky: PETA's answer to Thanksgiving turkey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thursday 8:30 time slot for NBC likened to Bermuda Triangle or black hole. Film at 8:30.
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on ABC tonight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Digital Bruce Lee to Star in New Movie, but he's DEAD Jim
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Test you diagnostic skills with Virtual Autopsy.
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(Charlotte.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Firey train crash in Detroit. At least 2 dead. Taliban not a suspect.
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(Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Is it legal to pay a big debt in small change?
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Angry drunk midget sneaks a smoke on American Airlines flight - then reportedly threatens flight officer with wooden knife comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ron Jeremy documentary should prove to be 'huge'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don King's recent CAT scan reveals five old bullets
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(Wired)
 
 
 
If 007 built a Ford F350
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
People magazine names Pierce Brosnan "Sexiest Man Alive" claiming there's "nothing annoying about him"
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Pravda ditches SpyLog for ditching Fark
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Dead Sea Scrolls to be published 54 years after being discovered
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Traffic fine paid in pennies
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Theives steal MTV awards, may result in canceled MTV awards show
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush drives Putin to his ranch in his pickup truck (with pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man fired from his job for doing too many fags
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(Corporate Mofo)
 
 
 
Cobra Commander vs Osama bin Laden: a comparison
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CarrotTop
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Irish women allowed to see Irish soccer team play in Tehran. Mullahs say it's ok because they can't understand Farsi bad language. Mullahs still holding out on beer.
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(LastComics.com)
 
 
 
Review of the WTC Spider-Man comic book: "Never mind the fact that Doctor Doom tries to blow up NYC every other week..."
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex-Taliban fighters are flooding the US with info on bin Laden to get $5mil reward
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
International toilet summit next week in Singapore. Includes mimes
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Charlotte NC church wants money after damage by elephant stampede
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Gay sex in Egypt will now get you 5 years in jail. Ricky Martin world tour on hold
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(TPC)
 
 
 
Dad takes daughter to Sesame Place, beats up Cookie Monster
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(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
Golf kept duffers from chores 500 years ago
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ADN)
 
 
 
Moose meets deer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All negative all the time.
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Man found with 44 birds in pants at airport
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Steve guy from Dell ads badly beaten
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Farker Colliervillex.com took a sharpe and drew a big X on a shoe box and threw in a tv controller. I guess its an Xbox. (got banned, here it is again)
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(SomethingAwful.com)
 
 
 
Help SomethingAwful: Ad prices slashed to $45 per month!
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crazy adventure cartoons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Animutation!
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(Rolling Stone)
 
Boobies
 
Britney's boobies pretty much popping out, in the latest Rolling Stone cover shoot. May require Windex. (Not safe for some workplaces?)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Harry Potter downloads on Morpheus are most likely porn
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists unearth an ancient sex club in Pompeii (with pics)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Picabo Street kicked off slopes for skiing to fast
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hippie protesters propaganda worse than bad travel agents. Lets start a comment fight in honor of fb-
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coach K to be at Duke forever. Will be lucky if players are at Duke more than 2 years.
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(alltrue.com)
 
 
 
Alltrue.com, purveyor of boobies...dead.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Strom Thurmond moves into hospital; Angel of Death happy not to have to make extra trip to suburbs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Sharv's friend setting up for band practice
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get a real Army Ranger tomahawk for a little hand to hand combat.
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(ammodump)
 
 
 
Huge collection of obscure Walken sound files
source: ammodumpradio.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 14, 2001
(eBay)
 
 
 
Farker Colliervillex.com took a sharpe and drew a big X on a shoe box and threw in a tv controller. I guess its an Xbox
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Western Aid workers free from Taliban, get to ride in cool special forces helicopter! Rock!
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Some idiot pays $366 for an Xbox Box
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Someone pays $407 for link to buy XBox
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 7:30EST on TechTV
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(EW)
 
 
 
Jacko to direct kids movie
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Judge belittles people in court, shows displeasure by using prop to emit flushing toilet sound. Asks lawyer 'Are you stupid?'
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(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
Dracula theme park to open in Romania, expected to 'suck'
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(via mhudack.com/dot/)
 
 
 
Libertarians are actually the majority somewhere
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(Google)
 
 
 
Fark #2 in Google search for 'boobies'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Einstein's brain markedly different from norm
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(sandiego)
 
 
 
Man kills woman with sledgehammer, then calls ambulance saying she has a migraine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush to host Putin on redneck retreat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Phxtony needs outfit suggestions for an 80's party (discussion)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Future draft may include women
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shatner to host American version of Iron Chef
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(KnoxNews.com)
 
 
 
Bad field trip ideas: "Solid Waste Safari"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Makers Mark production line
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(telegram.com)
 
 
 
Bush talking to Putin
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Last call for Farkfest 2002 New Orleans signups. Registration ends today. Send in your money so we can figure out if we can get Walken down or not
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
8.1 magnitude quake hits China
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(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
Chef Caught with Cleavers at U.S. Airport, complains about TV show being cancelled
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun says British journalists are "anti-American traitors." And they should know
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Idiot robs weather station, gets away with $300 in tools and severe radiation poisoning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scary looking bikers want law banning people from being scared of them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SC kids buy NYC a firetruck 134 yrs later
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How to tell the difference between terrorists and the US government
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
10 inch dildo causes bomb scare and evacuation in downtown Toronto
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
51 foot transvestite to greet Baltimore visitors
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Wanna help SomethingAwful.com? Advertise on their site.
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(NJ)
 
 
 
Where the hell was Spiderman on September 11th?
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(WIL WHEATON DOT NET)
 
 
 
Wesley returns in Star Trek X
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld says, 'this shit ain't close to over yet bitches' or something like that
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Decaf coffee linked to rheumatoid arthritis risk
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Country turns to porn in time of crisis
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Strip Monopoly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun game: Ricochet Robot Challenge
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Farker studs...do YOU have what it takes to be an athletic male model?
source: artminds.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue November 13, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ozzy falls in shower and has to postpone tour dates. Waits for Social Security to make ends meet.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Taliban leader to troops: "Quit surrendering guys!"
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Another reason why you shouldn't skydive naked (pic) (Not Safe For Work)
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(cosmiverse)
 
 
 
Meteor caused collapse of ancient civilizations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Super Machine Gun : Even behind a wall you are toast
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eastern Kentucky is on fire
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(Sky News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Northern Alliance Take Kandahar (unconfirmed)
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(Excite)
 
 
 
U.S. missile hits Al Jazeera offices. Doh.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NTSB says birds not the cause of yesterday's plane accident
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Afghanis party down: beards cut, turbans tossed, TVs, VCRs return from graves
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Foreskin can make your face look young and good-looking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nudie clips made by Thomas Edison (not safe for work)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Afghani general is a John Belushi look alike, former biker, MacDonald's worker from Allentown, PA.
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(kvbc.com)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton heads to Afganistan to entertain troops, Taliban flees
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(Chris Buckley)
 
 
 
What if today's media covered World War II?...
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Rambo may take on Osama & the Taliban
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Preliminary investigations indicate flock of birds may have brought down flight 587
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Concourse at Logan Airport evacuated because security checkpoint was left unmanned
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(Bergen Record)
 
 
 
Port Authority decides air travelers don't need to know about crash, switches off TVs in airports
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hollywood still out of ideas: Fat Albert the Movie
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Texas A&M to bring back bonfire that killed 12 people in 1999
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(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
Judges spares dog sentenced to die for constant barking
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Man who claimed God told him to kill now says he's Jesus and can erect shields to ward off spirits
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Jersey winning lottery numbers same as yesterday's crashed flight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Panda tries to complete 'mission impossible' by knocking up 3 female pandas
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Eat all the bacon flavored pork rinds you want. If you are optimistic, you can't get heart disease
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old Navy Lady dies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrate the Hindu festival of lights by photoshopping this pic.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Grave-digger arrested for selling "fresh" heads
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Contemporary composer's next piece to be played by a sewage treatment plant
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(TDC)
 
 
 
ACLU wants penis art thief prosecuted. Will the evidence stand up in court?
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Distraught man torches ex-girlfriends car and arms himself in bizarre reconciliation attempt. Gets popped by ex-girlfriend's paralyzed mother.
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Crossing guard uses hair dryer to slow speeders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Italian woman claims that God knocked her up
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two passengers aboard doomed flight had narrowly escaped death at the WTC.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Northern Alliance takes Kabul. Mass beard-shaving, music-playing, and kite-flying ensues.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Defense sec Rumsfeld requests more defCon levels
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alaska ships snow so Puerto Ricans can build snowmen
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
PLAYBOY'S MODELS (NSFW)
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Ride the Zamboni at the Bruins vs LA Kings game on January 10, 2002
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The 100 Sexiest Women In The World (safe for work)
source: fhm.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 12, 2001
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN says airline crash may cause drop in air travel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists claim you can get buff just by thinking about exercise
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with large vocabulary testifies Peter Buck was a drunken, crockery-smashing, yogurt-flinging mess
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(TLC)
 
 
 
5th grade teacher fired for having Woody Harrelson talk to class about hemp
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(NewsNet5)
 
 
 
Man in court charged with 19th drunk driving offense
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
McDonald's lobbying american heart association
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Alabama deer attack elderly in what seems to be well-coordinated effort. Alaskan moose uprising mastermind suspected.
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find ancient beer recipe.
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(shawnuff.net)
 
 
 
Screen cap of badly placed American Airline ad
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Non-laggy CNN backdoor
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(mycfnow.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
American Airlines Plane Crashes In New York
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US kids have too much self-esteem now
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(KnoxNews.com)
 
 
 
Man gets drunk, gets naked, gets painted orange, and dies.
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Police recover stolen ceramic penii
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire calls it quits, doo-dah, doo-dah
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
School gives each freshman an internet-connected iPaq. Discovers they are using them to cheat on tests.
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(ABC Australia)
 
 
 
Cemetery worker confesses to selling bodies for occult rites
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(downtoearth)
 
 
 
Disney accused of planting fake crop circles to hype movie
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Two really stupid world records broken
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Make a working Beretta 9MM from Legos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
String of penises stolen from library
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fake or real foto: quiz for expert photoshopping farkers.
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(Launch.com)
 
 
 
Vanilla Ice competes with Jacko for craziest has-been, takes credit for Dr. Dre, 2pac records.
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