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Sun November 04, 2001
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
D-Backs Win!!!
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(CBS SportsLine)
 
 
 
YANKEES LOSE! YANKEES LOSE! Start spreading the news!
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Brazilian High-Quality Boobies!
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(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Diamondbacks win!
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
2002 North Texas Firefighters Calendar pics (safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pentagon claims "The war is going very well"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pentagon claims "The war isn't going well"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Erotic Pictures
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(Life-Protect.com)
 
 
 
Idiots cover head with plastic bags to guard against Anthrax
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
NBC to air the story of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising tonight at 10pm ET.
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(Google)
 
 
 
The premier site for clown poetry on the web!
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stupid Teen Girls Crash Lexus into '60s Mustang and House
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What Some Hicks Have To Say About Car Racing
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(The Press Enterprise)
 
 
 
MOLD ATTACK!
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Birmingham car bombing "could have sustained substantial loss of life"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
CIA spy cat goes splat
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(via calc.org)
 
 
 
Texas Instruments recalls calculator software CDs due to "inappropriate content"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Idiot tries to sneak gun on a plane flight. Idiot now in jail
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(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: soul. Will take either highest bid or a Gamecube
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
New report: Delta Force "cannot perform magic"
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(Strait Times)
 
 
 
Taiwan mayor abandons war on prostiution after one month
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arkansas beats Ol Miss 58-56 after seven overtimes; sets record for longest College Football game
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks slaughter Yankees 15-2; 7th game scheduled for tonight
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Little known facts: Satan wears a pumpkin on his head and sacrifies cats, also he's bulletproof
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies from France
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LordArgent's twin towers pic
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Sat November 03, 2001
(Capitalism Magazine)
 
 
 
Capitalism Magazine: also trying hard to make the world a better place
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(World Socialism)
 
 
 
WorldSocialism, trying hard to make the world a better place
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
France surrenders for kids
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Certain athletes genetically predisposed for concussions (cough Steve Young cough)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
bin Laden condemns United Nations. Has now pissed off both Left and Right Wing.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush to withhold release of papers from Reagan administration to simulate former president's mental state.
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(multiple sources)
 
 
 
Unmanned flight drones fire missiles in live combat. Afghani citizens warned not to mistake flying, laser-guided, missile-launching deathbots for aid packages.
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
British man joins fight for Taliban, returns home finding only "lunatics and liars"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Go ahead, waste your weekend playing java versions of arcade games. It's ok
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fark.com pigskinpool.. blah blah blah, you know the drill
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Student burned U.S. flag, startied fire, burned 2 acres and his upper body
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robber dresses like robber at halloween. Robs people.
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Nessie has a webcam? What next, a wish-list on Amazon?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Widow puts husband's ashes in new breast implants, sends confusing message to fellow mourners
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Change the spinning globe in Internet Explorer
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(US Gov)
 
 
 
US maps archive
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(Sylvia.org)
 
 
 
Crappy psychic leaves failed 2000 predictions on the web almost two years later
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Star Wars trailer screen grabs posted for several minutes before Lucasfilm contacts site owner
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(Bizarre Magazine)
 
 
 
"Can jam be used as a sexual lubricant?" and "Does anyone make human cheese?" Apparently someone wanted to know.
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(Empire Online)
 
 
 
Walken culinary tip: Wash your leeks
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neat column on how TV are killing our grammars
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(Adbusters)
 
 
 
See how buddy buddy Fortune 100 companies really are
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(Girls Kissing)
 
Boobies
 
Girls Kissing (Not Safe For Work)
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(via ChannelLine)
 
 
 
Farker Bbanjo responds to AIBO article
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Online music mixer for your Saturday amusement
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(McSweeneys)
 
 
 
Remember the porn star name game? Take it one step further.
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(Chick)
 
 
 
What kids are saying after reading Harry Potter
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(Some Donkey)
 
 
 
Buy you own minature donkey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Automatic ball thrower for your dog; Lazy bastards everywhere rejoice
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Fri November 02, 2001
(Excite)
 
 
 
USDA tells slaughterhouses to be kinder to our future hamburgers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teenager dresses as female genitalia for Halloween, snatches prize
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cipro has side effects that make you wish you died from anthrax
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Turkey to send "special troops" to aid U.S., just in time for Thanksgiving. Mmmmm turkey
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Video of million round per minute gun.
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
You'd be amazed how much cheez is in one aerosol can.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Even NASA is on the lookout for terrorists -- Shuttle has F15 escorts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
British pubs can open and serve beer from 6am during World Cup
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(PsiPog.com)
 
 
 
Learn how to use telekinesis and more!
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(Kevvimodel.com)
 
 
 
Kevvimodel macht Deutschland...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Invisible Library: Library of books that only appear in other books
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ancient bacteria will soon replace trees as a source of paper.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB about to lop off the Twins and Expos. France Surrenders
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Northern Alliance tells the US, 'you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with those B52's'
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Scientists kill drugged mice with dance music. No word if Glo-Sticks and cardboard angel wings involved.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke Sucks!
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Jobless rate jumps to 5.4%. Fark.com to blame
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(mlive.com)
 
 
 
County bans powdered sugar doughnuts from county-owned buildings, thus giving in to what the terrorists wanted (no doughnuts)
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(Dare.com)
 
 
 
Your friends at Dare want to remind you that if you smoke pot, you are a terrorist
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Theiving moose makes off with swingset. Kids bummed.
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(AP)
 
 
 
New wind chill index says it not that cold
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Germany: Bikers no longer required by law to run over small animals.
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mars Odyssey sends back first pictures
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Man married stranger in Vegas. Girlfriend rather cheesed off.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spotted fish falls in love with plastic dice
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Justice department, Microsoft near deal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DeCSS no longer illegal. Gentlemen, start your burners...
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(The Brains Trust)
 
 
 
Shark attacks linked to bin Laden network
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(Playboy)
 
Boobies
 
Miss December has $62.5 million palimony suit against Oscar de la Hoya, is dating Dennis Quaid (entire website not safe for work)
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(Threebrain.com)
 
 
 
From the guys who brought you Weee...comes School Bus.
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
Cap Reviews K-Pax. Says contains hypnosis, is unclear if the bible says it is wrong.
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(StormWrestling.com)
 
 
 
Poll: WWF wrestler Lance Storm asks what 'Chris' he should Tag with next. We have a suggestion
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(Kerouac)
 
 
 
Attention Sony dog hackers: there's always Lego
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's List of confiscated/found weapons from various airports. Check out Dallas and Atlanta.....
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Frickin huge party sized bottle of lube for sale (with a PUMP for farks sake).
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
Bid on some TechTV/ZDTV swag on eBay's Auction for America.
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(SJ Mercury News)
 
 
 
Reason 1 to ask for ID when selling a $125,000 Porsche
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(Whatever)
 
 
 
Chasing Amy gives insight into male psyche
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(MedicineMan)
 
Video
 
Lockheed Fighter Redefines "Cool"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Devastator Gatlin Gun - shoot 96 rubber bands 40 feet in 6 seconds, France surrenders
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(102.7 WEBN)
 
 
 
You can hear Mojo every morning on Cincitsnasti's WEBN. Check out the cameltoe contest.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HarryPorter.com
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Vote on your Boob O' Lantern winners (not safe for work)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture (pic)
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(OceanWave)
 
 
 
One man's dealings with Network Solution's corruption
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(dark america.com)
 
 
 
Dark America interviews KMFDM's Sascha K
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Thu November 01, 2001
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Save money, brew your own beer.
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Terrorist to blow up California bridges? Nash Bridges in hiding
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman changes name to Obi Wan Kenobi to win $1000
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Silicon in the bra, not the breasts
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(space.com)
 
 
 
Dark matter has been weighed, and it is heavy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moose runs down trick-or-treaters
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(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Gangsta rapper/physicist MC Hawking releases "All My Shootings be Drive-By's"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Rare meteor shower event: further evidence of the obvious impending apocalypse.
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(San Diego)
 
 
 
Robber loses gun in botched robbery then reports it stolen
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Kid playing Harry Potter voice changes during filming, so they used different kid's voice for some scenes.
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scans of Mariah Carey's fan mail from prisoners and other nutjobs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter calls liberals eunuchs
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Dead cow in Chicago river evades authorities
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
American's are scared? Not this guy...
source: sltrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another time when NM got lost. Senator Domenici goes to floor to defend New Mexico.
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(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
N.Y. Times mislabels New Mexico as Arizona, France surrenders
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Man high on coke may have chosen 'suicide by cop'
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Man does $40,000 worth of damage with BB gun and bicycle.
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Murdoch to CNN's Amanpour: Sorry about calling you a war slut
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
George Lucas suing makers of 'Star Ballz' porno
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dolphin threat to humanity is very real
source: homepage.mac.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture (pic)
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Northern Alliance to USA: "Bomb away on Ramadan, the Taliban doesn't honor it either"
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Peter Jennings: "Bush being booed is a good thing"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture of President Bush at the World Series
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Tour of candy factory promises to be 'less gruesome than watching animals being slaughtered'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ashcroft bans 46 terror groups from US. Does not explain why they were welcome up until now.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plan the right time to knock your wife up, or get knocked up, with this handy planner
source: babycenter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A whole lotta Domo Kun stuff for sale!!!
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(kxan.com news)
 
 
 
Jackass TX teens not satisfied with joyriding in daddy's car steal plane and buzz local highschools.
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(Journal Star)
 
 
 
Anthrax fan regretting vanity plates
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(dark-america.com)
 
 
 
Farker Cyberpunk meets Bruce Campbell
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus ship found off the coast of Panama
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(TPC)
 
 
 
College freshmen charged with prostitution in dorm room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Classic Essay: A Stress Analysis of the Strapless Dress
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Well, it's it Portuguese... but who cares?
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(GirlHacker)
 
 
 
Someone is reverse engineering Iron Chef recipies.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture.
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(Popcap)
 
 
 
Fun "magnet poetry" game from makers of Bejeweled
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Wed October 31, 2001
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Taliban wants to talk (Will Bush listen?)
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Victim of infamous hockey hit (from Marty McSorley two years ago) pleads guilty to assault in real world
source: msn.espn.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(msn.com)
 
 
 
10 scariest movies of all time (What? No Aliens?)
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(mojonixon.com)
 
 
 
Mojo Nixon's concert rider (jpeg)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst photo gallery
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hazmat crew responds to spilled baby formula at Target
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FAA imposes no-fly zone in Chicago
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, it's a ghost story archive
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Networks to sue ReplayTV for Commercial Skips and Content Sharing
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(Annals of Improbable Research)
 
 
 
Cloning the zucchini opiate receptor using Mr. Potato Head
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman boobies in Episode 2?
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(robotwisdom.com)
 
NewsFlash
 
Wild Rumor: Russia to commit quarter million combat troops
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(new scientist)
 
 
 
Sony upset because someone is writing new programs for Aibo the robot dog.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
European Commission could outlaw use of "cookies" - Cookie monster devistated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, Ronald McDonald gets what's coming to him (pics)
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(Lycos)
 
 
 
MIT geniuses paid $1 million to discover world's transporation systems headed for gridlock
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(Some Wheaton)
 
 
 
Wil on Weakest Link, Star Trek edition on Nov 26
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Planning on drinking, and gambling in a graveyard tonight? Better find something else to do...
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
For sale: Swedish guy, 20 yrs old with big penis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wrong voting directions sent to 18,000 voters days before election. Person responsible says: "We cannot be responsible for what happens. It is no one's fault."
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Halloween candy tampering mostly urban legend
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
New reader submitted pics at Dr. Rocket's costume guide. (scroll to bottom of page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the worst thing you ever got trick-or-treating on Halloween? (discussion)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Haunted house aims to scare teen-agers into safer sex
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jordan is crap-tacular against the Knicks, misses game winning shot
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Police beg stupid people not to call them about Halloween candy
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Star Trek drove Spock to drink
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Bear cured of alcoholism
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man punches out his attorney then tells judge "I'd like to state for the record this man is not doing his job"
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Chicago officials want to start putting surgically inserting microchips into the bodies of dangerous dogs.
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(globeandmail.com)
 
 
 
Canada's oil could ease U.S. dependence on Middle East
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mystery of massive 1908 blast from space in Siberia solved by Italian scientists
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A hotshot Karate instructor tried to catch an arrow in midair. Oops!
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(telegraph.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA gets photos of simultaneous Northern and Southern auroras.
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(RealBeer.com)
 
 
 
1 in 5 German beers has been stolen and replaced with fake beer
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(KnoxNews.com)
 
 
 
Tennessee judge sentences immigrant driving offenders to learn English.
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(Shibby)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Farker's roomate
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Awesome strip poker game. Hundreds of "opponents" to choose from.
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Tue October 30, 2001
(studiocreations.com)
 
 
 
Detailed instructions on how to make realistic Storm Trooper, Tusken Raider, and other costumes
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Kim Smith is the US sexiest girl
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(Union-Tribune)
 
 
 
City bus doesn't make a good getaway car, man finds
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(Speedracer)
 
 
 
The Speedracer Fan Club Page
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gene Hackman gets in fight after traffic accident
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Judge forbids AOL from mailing out those damn CD's
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(Manda)
 
 
 
General discussion about boobies
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(TPC)
 
 
 
Man sentenced for shooting girlfriend during sex; says gunplay during sex was common
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks make trip to "ground zero", find lots of Mets fans
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(Reuters)
 
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Different take on Pakistani nuclear scientist story
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Rare full moon, 'End-of-World' Seven Sisters constellation will light up Halloween night
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(azcentral.com)
 
 
 
Mom goes into "hiding" with pet python
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Amusing Korean commercial..."and let's see what my server does" says Farker
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(BBC)
 
 
 
New beer called 'Polygamy Porter' available in Utah - Mormons not amused.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Colorado HS football team coats selves with non-stick Pam in quest for glorious class 4A championship
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(Wired)
 
 
 
HBO will soon let you program it any way you want to
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(Yahoo)
 
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Pakistani scientist arrested over reports that Al Queda have technology to build dirty bomb
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(CBS sportsline)
 
 
 
Bryan Cox of the Pats is out to kill the guy who broke his leg
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(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Download MP3 of Orson Welles' War of the Worlds broadcast instead of using streaming audio [Farked]
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DoubleClick claims people buy stuff as a result of spam
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Students drink till they streak; school's scademic ranking plunges
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
City offers to burn suspicious looking candy
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Obscure patent could completely throw off Microsoft's .net strategy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jesse Jackson is calling for a nationwide Halloween boycott
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
69 Megs to Discontinue Its Free Services
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Andrea Orris, "not an alarmist type person", plans to toss out the candy her 9-year-old daughter gets this haloween
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
RIAA wants background checks on CD-RW buyers.
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson to make guest appearance in Men In Black 2
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An interview with Tom Fulp from Newgrounds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Will Smith is the greatest," says Will Smith.
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(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Oct 30, 1938 alien invasion panic as War of the Worlds airs. Listen to the original radio broadcast
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(Some Guy)
 
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Pinky the Cat
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Last day to sign up for Fark fantasy basketball league
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(Colliervillex.com)
 
 
 
Lets get into the Halloween spirit by photoshopping ghost pictures
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Star Wars 2 Trailer 2b shown at end of Monsters Inc.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anti-war movement growing
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Dublin "Time Capsule" proves to be empty.
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's illegal to have sex with a 16 year old in Britian but legal to prescribe her contraceptives
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(via askmen.com)
 
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Top 50 Beautiful Women (safe for work)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these guys
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Mon October 29, 2001
(Manda)
 
 
 
Useful site for students. 1000s of free essays and such.
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(Manda)
 
 
 
The top 100 things some guy would do if he were the Evil Overlord of the world (repeat)
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(Some Guy)
 
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Cat explains why judo is better than karate
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(TheInquirer.net)
 
 
 
China, Microsoft unable to contain XP piracy
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(www.scifi.com)
 
 
 
Prophecy 3 on SciFi Wednesday 9pm Eastern
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(Reuters)
 
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New threats confirmed, but not specific
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(slashdot.org)
 
 
 
More questions with Wil Wheaton
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wearing a mask is illegal in Chicago.
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Coffins are erupting from the ground in Canada
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(ilovebacon)
 
 
 
Mummify your pets
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(Cheesehorn)
 
 
 
Farker Cheesehorn sculpts 511 pound pumpkin in 6 1/2 hours
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(BBC)
 
 
 
United States to Afghan people "Do not confuse the cylinder-shaped bomb with the rectangular food bag"
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Crikey! Croc Hunter movie in the works
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(TorontoStar)
 
 
 
Funds for families of Sept. 11 victims spent elsewhere by Red Cross
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark cracks 5,000,000 hits in one month (with 3 days to go)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Women taking The Pill less attracted to smelly men
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(San Diego)
 
 
 
Fugutive caught in park; had on a t-shirt saying "Fugitive"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pakistanis with swords have been turned back by the Taliban
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Islamic beard specialist analyses bin Laden
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(SonicNet)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones not getting hint, planning 40th anniversary tour
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scan of J-Lo's outrageous rider for appearing at charity benefit
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(BayArea.com)
 
 
 
Courtney Love finishes LA concert in bathroom
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(intellnet.org)
 
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Taliban claim four American POWs (unconfirmed)
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
US Fringe groups praising terrorists' acts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
World Trade Center executive and $105 million of investors' money goes missing
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(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
For sale: Britney Spears matted star photo. Or is it?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What were the best and the worst Halloween costumes you ever wore? (discussion)
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(Lycos)
 
 
 
Baboons can think abstractly
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(news observer)
 
 
 
New Anakin Skywalker still lives with parents and takes out the trash
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
49ers player has some "constructive criticism" for teammates.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Europeans appear to have more of a resistance to AIDS thanks to bubonic plague
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Harry Potter gets PG rating, much-awaited Potter nudity scene apparantly not included
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(Simpsons Channel)
 
 
 
Spoilers for the upcoming Simpsons season, Including the new Tree House of Horrors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever notice how Osama Bin Laden's face looks like the one on the Shroud of Turin?
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(dribbleglass.com)
 
 
 
Monopoly game cards we would like to see
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Redskins beat Giants, BizarroSuperman congratulates Redskins on big win.
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The winners of the Anna Kournikova Bond Girl name contest
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Man forgets that Dennys is not a drive through restaurant
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(Aftenposten.no)
 
 
 
Taxi driver attacked with frozen hamburger
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(mycfnow.com)
 
 
 
Gothic Role-Playing Game Has Frightened People Calling Police -- Reporting Demonic Cult Activity
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
The Heidi Klum 2002 calendar (safe for work?)
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Thousands of Pakistanis head to Afghanistan to help Taliban with guns, axes and swords. Didja hear that? SWORDS!!!
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture
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