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Sun September 23, 2001
(via World Net Daily)
 
 
 
First shots fired on Afghan soil between Taliban and British SAS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Afghan rebels: We're advancing on Taliban
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker bryKX plug for his favorite band
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kentucky Fried Chicken's Japanese website
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(firegirl.com)
 
 
 
Firegirl.com: a comprehensive guide to all things spicy
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(LinkyDinky.com)
 
 
 
Redneck sexual competency test
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(Daily Bull)
 
 
 
Schwarzeneggar signs autographs, beats up kid
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(the Destructos!)
 
 
 
shameless plug for punk rock message board in SW Florida
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(FeaselROCK.com)
 
 
 
Farker SrGuapo's band, very strange
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Bill's 3d art
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(via AntiOffline.com)
 
 
 
Dumbass pees on cops leg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rio cancels orgy, Catholic Church celcebrates
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Monty Python and the Holy Grail in LEGO-Mation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker ComedicGenius' webpage
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(Farker: Toriko)
 
 
 
RPG comic of RPG Clich�s
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(daphne-emu.com/)
 
 
 
New emulator allows you to play old laserdisc games on your PC
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(BizB)
 
 
 
Fark Party pics
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(via Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Dr. Grammar - we speak durn good English rawt hear
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Scientists trying to find out why there's ice on Mercury
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Ketchup drinking contest leads to new world record (video)
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(via SJGames.com)
 
 
 
A blackjack game with beautiful art and atmosphere (repeat)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Someone registered www.worldtradetowerstrike.com months before the attack.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More palestinians grieved about the WTC than celebrated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad camera work or subliminal message? Rutt ro Elroy! (Safe for work unless your boss has a dirty mind)
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(Colliervillex.com)
 
 
 
Yahoo Webring for Farkers
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(anthrbrickinthewall)
 
 
 
Farker anthrbrickinthewall in need of desperate help. Needs college students survey answers for research paper due Monday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long John Silver's "Flatbread Sandwiches" are actually fish tacos; more innuendo to come
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Ideal Woman places ad on Yahoo Peronals
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(TheSpark.net)
 
 
 
Body shaping with TheSpark guy
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
Confess Your Sins to Father Bastard (aka: Walken)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University President announces crusade against sexy sounding drink names
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than 1 in 10 UK women have an STD
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teens prefer to pay for their condoms. You can't get the colored, flavored or ribbed ones from the free clinic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
0 - 3 Tarheels beat number 6 ranked FSU
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
Does Trix cereal teach children to hate?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taliban shoot down unmanned spy plane, forced to reload slingshot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cool Jetsons Golf Game
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Sat September 22, 2001
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're going to try to set up a live party webcam later tonight. Watch this space
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark party update: Friday report (also keep an eye on LameCam around 2-3pm or so)
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(bobbarker.com)
 
 
 
It can be yours if the price is right?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BIG gun little man = funny video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Down-home cracklin' recipe
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for Xmas: Rapid-fire vulcan BB-guns
source: pyramidair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Site tracks all athlete (pro, college, high school) misdoings.
source: badjocks.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(cincy zoo)
 
 
 
More pics ot the ugly-ass rhino (including rhinocam!) follow link at bottom of page
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's-a-Me! (Previously unreleased song by farker Trapezoid)
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(Wil Wheaton)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton's View on William Farking Shatner
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(TrippinChicken.com)
 
 
 
Smarterchild is the funniest AI EVER (or so they say)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Explanation (in English) from pancake-balancing rabbit head guy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chitlins taste great, although it smells funny while cooking
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(cartoonnetwork.com)
 
 
 
Fun game: Forget Frogger...instead, bears try to get donuts
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(PBS.org)
 
 
 
Tour the no-longer-secret Congressional bunker
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Grand List Of Console Role Playing Game Clich�s
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Dolphins evolve opposable thumbs: 'Oh Shit,' says humanity (repeat)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best of Fark: Mini Golf!
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best of Fark: Worst cars of the 20th century
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(National Zoo)
 
 
 
Panda cam
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrell Quimby: award winning college comic strip from a Fark afficionado...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great time waster: 3D pong
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese shrine to South Park, complete with crazy fanart!
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this picture
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Human ashes and $50M satellite go to bottom of Indian Ocean thanks to NASA rocket failure
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(sincity.com)
 
 
 
Penn Jilette on the Wordpad NYC Winding thing
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
As seen on TSS: Spaced Penguin (shockwave/crack-like addiction/game.)
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(via Slashdot)
 
 
 
Microsoft FrontPage 2002 license restricts you from using it to disparage Microsoft
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Donald Trump predicted terror attack on NYC says article written 11 days later
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(Frogcast)
 
 
 
Game: Variation on Pacman featuring Domokun
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Fri September 21, 2001
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Mafia offers aid to NYC
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Gamer geeks get patriotic. Dwarven Uncle Sam modeled in pewter.
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Mac puts a stake through the heart of the G4 Cube. Interior decorators crushed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Space Invaders remake - Bush,Powell,Cheny Vs Osama - Very Cool Shockwave game
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Freak hail storm kills 1,479 pelicans in minutes. Officials shoot 100 more during cleanup.
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(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
Bin Laden flees to Somalia, as if they didn't have enough problems
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(via OpinionJournal)
 
 
 
Pentagon suspends discharges of gay troops: doesn't want a bunch of "Max Klinger" wannabes
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Principal gets sex change, parents freak, kids don't care.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Review of Windows XP: "Stable but annoying"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Markets hopping up and down, doo dah, doo dah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Page containing just about every photoshopped Osama Bin Laden picture circulating
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Boy predicts start of WW III day before attacks says article printed 8 days later
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(via ufatbastard)
 
 
 
Farken Ace Artists. Support indie music
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Radar shows Pentagon was chosen target all along
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Complete text of Bush's speech (last one was truncated)
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(Redline)
 
 
 
Online Koran, translated into English
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study concludes Canada is jam packed with psychopaths
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ashcroft to Boston: weekend terrorist threat is real but don't worry about it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Applebees waitress eats at TGIFriday's. Melee ensues. Rod Strickland punches her out.
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(The Guardian)
 
 
 
Bin Laden may have left Afghanistan 4 days ago
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Criminals busy watching WTC related news on TV, crime drops.
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
U.S. plans to overthrow Taliban regime, put Afghanistan under U.N. control, to rename it Farkistan.
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Terrorists used frequent-flier miles, leave paperless trail
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
All hell breaks loose in Afghanistan--mutinies, spot searches, lootings, cats and dogs living together...
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Afghani refugees say "Don't come to Australia, the trip sucks"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fans call for an end to NHL game to watch President Bush's address
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(CapAlert)
 
 
 
CAP reviews Rat Race
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(On Magazine)
 
 
 
On Magazine (a relative of Time) lists Fark.com as a "what's in" for October 2001in the print issue (couldn't find on website)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chinese working overtime to sew U.S. flags
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture
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(Redline)
 
 
 
Propaganda video gallery
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(CDC)
 
 
 
What if the terrorists used anthrax? CDC scenario
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
US airlines successfully lobbied against security improvements for years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
eBay sellers raising 100 million for WTC Charity. eBay itself taking all the credit. Sellers pissed
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(Star-Telegram.com)
 
 
 
Rome mayor wants to give NYC the 2012 Olympics
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(New York Times)
 
 
 
Stephen King's essay on the terrorist attacks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Football players stuck between breaking NFL contract, Nike contract
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Thu September 20, 2001
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Text of Bush's speech tonight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trainload of tanks passes by Farker FrAnKiE's Texas home (pics)
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
What Falwell Really Meant
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(CrudeGreetings)
 
 
 
Send a card to the person you're arguing with in the tree hugger thread (not safe for work)
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(mrshowbiz)
 
 
 
James Woods was on a dry run for the attacks, reported it to FBI
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US & UK planes strike Iraq targets. Pass the jelly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Infinite Justice' name canned for being offensive. (suggest alternatives)
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
First sign the military is on the move: base officials shut up.
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan was due to film in WTC on fatal day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UVa football coach not worried about terrorism on team flights because they don't have any Arabs. Felt he had to share this with the press.
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brit travelers compare good UK security to still shaky US attempts
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(Buzz)
 
 
 
We haven't had cultural exchange with Buzz (the Swedish Fark equivalent) in awhile. Let's drop in and say howdy
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Authorities can't do anything about 7-foot phallic carving
source: seattlep-i.nwsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Dow is dropping like a rock, doo-dah, doo-dah
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Stewardess flight 11 stayed on the phone till the very end
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man brings .22 pistol to Logan for his hunting trip.
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tree huggers coming out of the woodwork to protest war
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cantor CEO pledges 25% of Cantor's profits to victims' families (Need a tag that just says "Class-Act")
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 32)
 
 
 
Local Muslim-run pizza joint weathers effects of hate-mail, comes out on top. Farker h2oincfs loads his plate with more pie (Click on video.)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One in ten D.C. residents admit to drug habits in door-to-door survey.
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
First Liam Gallagher, now Johnny Depp may never come back to US
source: 24hour.newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(news&observer)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell donates 1 month's snack food allowance to Red Cross
source: 24hour.newsobserver.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DinosaurMag)
 
 
 
Wobbly orbits may have killed the dinosaurs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US rejects Taliban plan to ask bin Laden to leave
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Manifests indicate terrorists targetted flights with least amount of passengers
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman passes fake one million dollar bill at bank. Bank teller accepts it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Commentary: new airline travel security measures are annoying and don't stop terrorists
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(StraitsTimes)
 
 
 
Thai kids bet on video games, use sex with their girlfriends as stakes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?' suspicious coughs investigated
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Depression strikes: Ordinary Americans depressed, find it hard to sleep or concentrate after attacks (see? It's not just you)
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Netscape)
 
 
 
'News', 'Nostradamus' knock out 'sex' in cybersearches
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When whales walked the land
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
Boobies
 
Kent State women's soccer team accidentally prints calendar showing a little too much female in one picture
source: news.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Robber threatens clerk with can of ravioli
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Is this cartoon racist?
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(Newsday.com)
 
 
 
Art teacher suspended for letting kids express their feelings about the WTC attack through crayons.
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(Newsday.com)
 
 
 
When asked if paint thinner killed kids mother responds " No, I stabbed them also."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shocking scriptural and scientific evidence that Elvis Presley could be the Messiah anticipated throughout history.
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former police chief has rubber duck collection stolen from front yard
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(AZ Central)
 
 
 
4-year-old takes loaded semi-automatic .22-caliber pistol to school
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(NME.com)
 
 
 
Gorillaz spend �20,000 on acceptance speech forMTV2 award they end up not winning.
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(Gongus.Com)
 
 
 
Some guy rips off the Fark Missle System AceNova made for us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After deliberation, muslim clerics recommend that bin Laden be asked to leave Afghanistan 'for the good of the country'
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(Melinika)
 
 
 
Fark party in Lexington KY this weekend (starting Thursday night). Details here. Also check Cruiser's page here for hotel info if you haven't already.
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(Pioneer Planet)
 
 
 
Teens get rush from passing out. What else is new?
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(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
The All-Time Pin-Up Queen, Bettie Page
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture
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(Security Focus)
 
 
 
Hacker proves Yahoo! security flaw by editing news
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(Independent News)
 
 
 
Earth at risk of turning inside out, killing everyone at speed of light. No, really.
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Christianity.com)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson can leg press 600 lbs. thanks to his protein shake (recipe available)
source: christianity.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESD Journal)
 
 
 
US Army's new anti-tank toy (video)
source: esdjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL returns to action Sunday with full 16 game schedule. Remember to make your fark.com pigskin pool picks!
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Wed September 19, 2001
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia to US: let's kick some terrorist ass
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Leoville)
 
 
 
Leo links to Fark's photoshop Leo Laporte thingee. He has other stuff on his site too
source: leoville.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
49% of all Americans favor special identification for all Arabs, including Arab-Americans. Wish we had a tag stronger than asinine.
source: accessatlanta.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TechTV)
 
 
 
Drew will be on The Screen Savers tonight around 8pm EST, 11pm EST, and 2am EST
source: thescreensavers.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(www.headlines.com)
 
 
 
Taliban wants to talk to USA about Osama
source: headlines.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clear Channel admits to having controversial song list
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Ernie Coombs, beloved by Canadian children (and simple adults) as Mr. Dressup, dies at 73. Casey, Truffles and Finnegan held for questioning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Emergency vehicles don't explode after all: FBI retracts warning about exploding firetrucks
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(Micro$oft)
 
 
 
How to prevent/get rid of Nimda
source: microsoft.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Imagine seeing *that* flying out your window
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lost moonlanding tape found
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam West is 73 today
source: triviatribute.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(700 Club)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson and a Muslim man discuss Islam. I'm sure you can see where this is going
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(Jane's security)
 
 
 
Iraq could be the real mastermind and financier
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Taliban surrenders bin Laden after web site defaced
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(KCTV TV)
 
 
 
Man with gas can found. Wichitans panic.
source: kctv5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KCTV TV)
 
 
 
Man with fertilizer found. Wichitans panic. France surrenders
source: kctv5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
McDonalds millionaire winner arrested for beating up his fiancee
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Petition to award fight 93 passengers Congressional Medal of Honor
source: petitiononline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapists get lighter sentence than cattle rustlers.
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man stalks Katie Holmes dad, claims Tom Brokaw stole his story ideas
source: canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Disney still short on new ideas to steal: Trailer for Peter Pan II
source: comingsoon.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher, lead singer of Oasis, vows to never return to the U.S.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Australian man with a broken leg wins lottery by picking winning lottery numbers from his hospital identification bracelet
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(Ign.com)
 
 
 
Canadian car company makes car that runs on cow manure
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Scramble for Condit seat already messy; Democrat favorite accused of offering soft-porn mud-wrestling events
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Access Atlanta)
 
 
 
Flight attendant calls in bomb threat to avoid working, uses own cell phone.
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(Access Atlanta)
 
 
 
Air Force uses scarecrow with gun pointed at highway as sentry. Motorists scared.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conan's first night back (transcript)
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh slams Robertson and Falwell, France surrenders
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
What happens if a suicide bomber flies a jumbo jet into one of America's 103 nuclear power reactors?
source: thenation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cigarettes may function like antidepressant drugs
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(AP)
 
 
 
Photoshop this picture (pic)
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(NY Post)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch doesn't want Jacko & Britney be alone on the charts with patriotic anthems, set to release his own song
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Snopes.com)
 
 
 
Urban legends and rumors of war from WTC attacks: Radio playlist, all the "11's" and more
source: snopes2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want the stock market to double in a month, exalt God (scroll to end of article)
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS)
 
 
 
Letterman speaks about the recent attacks (see real video clip)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Make up a caption for this picture (pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In addition to making you fat, snack foods may make you go blind
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
ABC News stops showing footage of WTC attacks, says repeated broadcasts of the images had become gratuitous
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston re-releases 'Star Spangled Banner' for money to buy more cocaine
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KevviModel)
 
 
 
Kevvi Model: 17 year-old Florida model (safe for work)
source: kevvimodel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hijackers on Flight 93 thwarted by Judo Champion passenger
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(BBC)
 
 
 
FBI probes possible attempted fifth hijack
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Taliban confronted by a Russian front
source: theaustralian.news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 18, 2001
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark planning on conquering Afghanistan itself, will rename it Farkistan
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(TechTV)
 
 
 
New Nimda worm making the rounds. Hybrid of SirCam and Code Red. MS servers and clients vulnerable. Spreading rapidly
source: techtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Terrorists tested out their plan on an earlier flight from Boston to LA
source: newsmax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Anna Kournikova's Basic Elements DVD coming, pause buttons scared (safe for work?)
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(Mp3newswire.net)
 
 
 
PressPlay and MusicNet think you will pay $20 to rent a downloadable CD
source: mp3newswire.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(radioink.com)
 
 
 
Clear Channel banned song list is a hoax (my guys still swear it's real -Drew)
source: radioink.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pass Da Duchie)
 
 
 
Farker fb-'s island's top attraction is beer drinking pigs (with pics)
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Interview with Terry Pratchett
source: amazon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Lowtax introduces new tools of destruction for use in the war
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bush going to bat for American muslims
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(sacbee.com)
 
 
 
Scientologists disguise themselves as mental counselors during WTC disaster
source: sacbee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan's back... oops, no he isnt
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Ananova still mining news from Fark?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caterpillars yell at each other
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sharon orders cease fire, agrees to meet with Arafat if there are no terrorist attacks for 48 hours
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stratfor)
 
 
 
Opposition to Taliban may unite Iran, US
source: stratfor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US airforce not allowed to paint women on planes, resorts to messages instead. Photoshop this picture
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Town may ban indoor furniture placed outdoors; Rednecks upset.
source: charlotte.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AJC)
 
 
 
Photo of confiscated items from the last few days at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport
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(news&observer)
 
 
 
19-year old shoots himself in leg trying to register for high school classes
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(Charlotte.com)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Mya, Destiny's Child and Nick Carter will cut record to aid bombing victims.
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(iWon)
 
 
 
Dan Rather cries during Letterman show.
source: news.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taliban declares a holy war on U.S., pass the jelly
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Bootleg vodka kills 58 in Estonia
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(NYDailyNews)
 
 
 
Pakistani torches his own shop, blames Americans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An introduction to the history of US involvement in the Middle East
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are some Farkers not really that old? (submitted by a reader -Drew)
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Video rentals soar, especially "anything where terrorists got the stuffing kicked out of them"
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(ctnow.com)
 
 
 
2,000 celebrate sobriety in park... most boring party ever
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(zap2it.com)
 
 
 
CBS lies to Big Brother 2 participants to keep the show going: the World Trade Center and your families are fine. One of the participants has a cousin missing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deport Leo Laporte
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(Indianapolis Star)
 
 
 
Phone snafu causes city government phones to appear as "Sharp Ford" in caller ID boxes. Confused Mayor often answers phone with "What the heck are you doing at Sharp Ford?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Make a Caption for this Pic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Giuliani Keeps Word. Walks Bride down the Aisle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vulva puppet gallery (Only NSFW if your boss figures out what the hell it is)
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(U. Va)
 
 
 
U. Va's creative recruiting notice (don't miss)
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola introduces new 30-liter bottle
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Mon September 17, 2001
(Ananova)
 
 
 
Ananova mines Fark for articles but forgets to check dates: Most Incompetent People don't know they're Incompotent. Originally printed January 2000, repeated only on Fark today. (Can I at least get a credit? -Drew)
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(FC)
 
 
 
ClearChannel radio has banned these songs from being played as a result of the WTC crisis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Countries take action
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terrorists may have tried to short-sell stocks before attacks
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(St Pete Times)
 
 
 
Debunking the week's rumors
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain sympathizes. Page 3 girl suspended
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney was the one giving the orders during the crisis
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
80 year-old man charged with having sex with a cow
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(Amazon.com)
 
 
 
Cheap Nostradamus videos dominate the Amazon top ten. Yay.
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Dumbass tells ticket-counter employees he had "a nuclear bomb" during routine check-in. Gets anal probed
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Illinois spends $2.1 million to dig big hole in Chicago
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yasmine Bleeth facing 1 to 7 years on drug charge.
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IndyMedia)
 
 
 
Bozo who stated the film of Palestinians celebrating is from 1991 retracts his statement
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Details on another phone call received from Flight 93, paints picture of the situation (better article than previous Yahoo one -Drew)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fed cuts interest rate half a point.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Flash animation: Hyakugojyuuichi (Repeat)
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(ClosetElvis)
 
 
 
An open invitation to submit editorials or accounts relating to September 11th for posting
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson & Britney Spears to record a single for WTC victims
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
USS Carl Vinison stops showing location on website, also blocks e-mail from shipmates
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(Drudge)
 
 
 
Mystery object seen after second plane hits, but somehow no eyewitnesses report seeing this
source: drudgereport.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(retroCrush)
 
Boobies
 
Vintage World War 2 Plane Nose-Art (probably not safe for work)
source: retrocrush.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Intercorr)
 
 
 
Japanese university researchers create remote control cockroach
source: intercorr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Falls, off the Rocker)
 
 
 
Even cats love boobies - Alex gets jiggy with Aunt Rachel's bra
source: fallsofftherocker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Most Incompetent People don't know they're Incompotent
source: kentuckyconnect.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Bush: 'When I take action I�m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It�s going to be decisive.'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hatt Baby (flash movie) (repeat)
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Should a Christian play Dungeons and Dragons?
source: chick.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran sends messege of Condolence to Giuliani, makes the first official contact with the U.S. since 1979
source: dailynews.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(St. Petersburg (FL) Times)
 
 
 
Fox News shows number for "National Mental Health Association" for people needing help coping with WTC...number actually rings to Scientologists
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember Amelia Earhart satellite photos? "Airplane" turns out to be red algae.
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
France opposes armed response. Recommends surrender.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photos of people mooning (not safe for work)
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(NewsOfTheWorld)
 
 
 
Superweapons that the U.S. will be using against the terrorists
source: newsoftheworld.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Brunching Shuttlecocks)
 
 
 
Twelve Actual AP Headlines Which, When Followed By 'Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah,' Can Be Sung To The Tune of 'Camptown Races'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian participation and analysis for US strike.
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