Mike F updated his status: "Wow, I really like this New Fark Experience! We should have done this a long time ago. Screw the haters, this is the way of the future."

About a minute ago · Comment
Chicken_little 6 seconds ago
THIS IS HORRIBLE! How can you like this? This is totally against everything Fark stands for! I hate it! I can't believe people aren't totally revolting and leaving the site!
Andrew Curtis, CEO of Fark INC. 5 seconds ago
They'll get over it.
Upright 4 seconds ago
I was in the BETA test group, and I really wish that my suggestions had been listened to... I feel that there needs to be more AJAX, honestly... I don't even know what that is, I just like to pretend I know stuff, especially about music
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HEADLINE: Ugly ass baby manatee born in Brazil. Oh the small manatee

Baby Manatee born in Brazil
Source: www.cuteoverload.com
"A Brazilian environmental police holds an Amazonian manatee calf after rescuing it from a resident who had purchased it from an animal trafficker in the Amazon city of Silves, Amazonas State, March 4, 2009. Manatees are a protected species in Brazil."
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HEADLINE: Three classic April Fool's tricks you can play on your friends

3 Classic April Fool’s Day Pranks!
Source: www.cracked.com
"Know what’s just around the corner? Only the most funnest holiday ever — April Fool’s Day! I mean, who doesn’t love April Fool’s Day? No one. That’s who! Name another holiday that lets you to engage in good-natured..."
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Admin Ku_No_Ichi has banned user dugitman for offense: "inappropriate discussion about bodily fluids."

6 minutes ago · Comment
Unfreakable About a minute ago
How do I ban people with this new mod interface? This is so confusing, I'm about to quit.
PunkRockGirl About a minute ago
Fine, go, we don't need you. Anyway, this is definitely a bannable offense, also I have a perosnal vendetta against dugitman.
Andrew Curtis, CEO of Fark INC. 3 seconds ago
Please remember, even though we're being transparent now, that all bans are to be discussed in the Ban Discussion group. Also Unfreakable, give the new interface time, we're still ideating concepts for better interoperability. You will eventually drink the kool-aid :)
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HEADLINE: 24 soft shell tacos, 6 enchiladas, 6 tostados, 2 onions, 5 jalapenos, 2 cheeseburgers, 1 chocolate shake, 1 quart of milk and 1 pack of Marlboro cigarettes. (Prohibited by TDCJ policy)

Final Meal Requests
Source: web.archive.org
"Two bacon double cheeseburgers, French fries, onion rings, ketchup, cole slaw, two diet Cokes, one quart of milk, one pint of rocky road ice cream, one pint of fried okra, salad dressing, tomato, and onion..."
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User dugitman updated his status: "ok poop is coming out".

12 minutes ago · Comment

Admin Mike commented on the article "Sorry for the Downtime Yesterday" saying: "I'm still cleaning up the beerspill in the Fark server room... Must remember to put down tarps before drunken perl writing sessions.

13 minutes ago · Comment on Mike's Comment
Andrew Curtis, CEO of Fark INC. 3 seconds ago
This downtime will result in a docking of 45 minutes from your pay, and a demerit has been issued against you. One more, and you will have to attend manditory work effort initiative training.

User dugitman updated his status: "This new fark experience bullshiat is basically Twitter! AND I'M A NEW FARK EXPERIENCE TWITTER shiatER!!".

14 minutes ago · Comment

PHOTOSHOP CONTEST: Photoshop this traffic cone. LGT GIS, DIT, GL, ETC LOL

47 entries, 12 comments
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User 怀军贾 Commented on the story "Decline in China's Exports Accelerates" saying: "[行业动态] 富士康将为惠普代工打印机 (富士康电子（鸿海精工）近期获得了来自惠普的打印机生产订单)"

17 minutes ago · Comment on 怀军贾's Comment
920 6 minutes ago
Oh, another chinese-speaking Farker! Ni Hao! 你好
怀军贾 3 minutes ago
920, 你好!!! 富士康将为惠普代工打印机!!!
PattonX 2 minutes ago
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR PICTURE LANGUAGE

Admin weigelt is has banned user LavaLampRepairman for offense: "spamming".

18 minutes ago · Comment
HPZ About a minute ago
What, we can't delete his actual posts? Seriously, I like Drew and all, but this is ridiculous.
Eeek About a minute ago
I'd love to be in the offices right now, snapping photos of all the carnage taking place as everyone revolts and burns the place down.
Andrew Curtis, CEO of Fark INC. About a minute ago
HPZ, your objections have been noted, and we will take them into consideration. However, our long-tail objectives of 360-degree transparency in the Semantic Web approach require that we leave all content on the site from now on.

User LavaLampRepairman updated his status: "15% off all lava lamp repairs come see why we are the best in the business www.lavalamprepair.com".

19 minutes ago · Comment

User LavaLampRepairman updated his status: "15% off all lava lamp repairs come see why we are the best in the business www.lavalamprepair.com".

19 minutes ago · Comment

User LavaLampRepairman updated his status: "15% off all lava lamp repairs come see why we are the best in the business www.lavalamprepair.com".

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User LavaLampRepairman updated his status: "15% off all lava lamp repairs come see why we are the best in the business www.lavalamprepair.com".

20 minutes ago · Comment
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HEADLINE: Apparently Google Street View is a way to spy on your husband. No word on how a single image without a date can constitute spying. The Sun is there. Submitter saw them on Street View

Google cheat view
Source: www.thesun.co.uk
"A FURIOUS wife has called in divorce lawyers after spotting her husband’s car parked outside another woman’s house — on Google. "
20 minutes ago · 121 Comments · Share

User LavaLampRepairman updated his status: "15% off all lava lamp repairs come see why we are the best in the business www.lavalamprepair.com".

20 minutes ago · Comment

User elsinore Commented on the story "Farktography contest #18918797: Bugs." saying: "God, these are some great entries! Good work Farktographers!"

20 minutes ago · Comment on Elsinore's Comment
eatham 3 minutes ago
I am the very model of a modern major general.
Weaps 3 minutes ago
I took the one of the leaf bug doing the gum wrapper. I had to set my aperature really high so that the light spectrometer could analyze the ambient tachyon particles in the air.
fear_and_loathing 3 minutes ago
I once took a picture of this beautiful lady... She was sitting on a park bench, reading the newspaper and eating a bunch of grapes. She'd lazily lift the bunch up to her mouth, pluck one from the stem with her lips, and gingerly kiss it before savoring it's tender meat and savory juices. I watched her for the better part of an hour I whistled for a cab and when it came near, The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air.'

User LavaLampRepairman updated his status: "15% off all lava lamp repairs come see why we are the best in the business www.lavalamprepair.com".

20 minutes ago · Comment
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FARK FLAIR!: Farker daRog has given a "Domo Kun" to Farker Big_Dumb_Ox

"DOMO KUN IS COMING FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU MASTURBATE A LOT."
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User MyStIcMaRa updated her status: "WTF WTF WTF nazi mods banned me again11! Can anybody read this??? ".

21 minutes ago · Comment

User Bort13 Commented on the story "Obama to keep his Blackberry... Apparently too addicted to Twitter and Facebook" saying: "I set it up for him, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies..."

22 minutes ago · Comment on Bort13's Comment
Gwinny 3 minutes ago
That is totally rad, Bort! <3 Obama!
Brap 3 minutes ago
Oh come on, you didn't actually do this, you're a poser like those kids who grew up dressing like Christian Hasoi and claiming they rode for Powell when really they just posed, like you poser
rcf1105 2 minutes ago
I can beat YYZ 95% on Expert in Rock Band, and I'm going to post in every single thread just to rub it in.
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FARK FLAIR!: Farker kittyshoes has given a "Squirrel With Large Nuts" to Farker conquista whore

"OH MY IT'S A SQUIRREL WITH BIG NUTS. What the hell does this even mean? Why is this popular on Fark? I never understood it"
24 minutes ago · Comment on this Fark Flair! Item · Share

User Wakitu Commented on the story "THIS IS NOT PEACEPUNCH. I've had PeacePunch and this is definitley not that." saying: "Yeah, no kidding, this doesn't trip you out even barely as much."

24 minutes ago · Comment on Wakitu's Comment
Houghton 4 minutes ago
Bob's your uncle! Fancy a pint? We'll take the lift from the WC to the toppers where we'll shindig our british slang. Rubber.
Warchild 2 minutes ago
Ha Ha!
DaCricket 2 minutes ago
I saw this 13 hours ahead of everyone else!!!!!!!!!

Admin PunkRockGirl has banned user The Charmer Under Me for offense: "Sexual innuendo regarding frisbees and Iowa... I'm not quite sure what the heck happened there, but it was gross, and it's bannable."

27 minutes ago · Comment
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