Today:
(98Rock)		For those who like Dr. Demento, Weird Al, etc: WIYY Baltimore is having a 'best twisted tune of the millenium'...and they have a feed from Broadcast.com

December 30, 1999:
		Watch the new year roll in via webcam - all over the world
		KY man 1900 years late paying his bills
(IMDB)		Who played the best James Bond? (Sean Connery is in the lead. Surprise)
		Nuclear-licious: Bacteria that can process nuclear waste.
(Nasa)		Astronomy picture of the day
		Interview with the stunt coordinator for the movie Lord of the Rings
		It seems that Y2K effects even Chimney Sweeps.
		The Self-Made Critic reviews 'Man on the Moon'
		Holographic teachers
		The sexual link between cats and humans. Get your minds outta the gutter.
		Beer Smuggling
		Y2K credit card problems in the UK
(Inside Central Florida)		Florida city lets people keep livestock for Y2K
		Gun sales surge - people asking for a Y2K gun
		Hacker turns police website into a site promoting marijuana

December 29, 1999:
(Courier-Journal)		Parents can exchange violent toys for teddy bears and other more mutilatable toys.
(Detroit News)		Pikachu doll may hold an easter egg. (from Obscure Store)
		Ohio teen to run for state legislature. (He'll hit the required age before the election)
		Why smuggle explosives into the US, when you can just steal C4 that's already here?
		The perfect journalistic assignment - get drunk and measure your hangover
		Politicians gripe about hand-shaking
		Porta-potty rentals way up for Y2K
		The most important scientific discoveries of 1999
(IRCNews)		2 killed and others wounded over nickname length debates
(SexualRecords)		Informative website on sex: statistics, the law, etc.
(petsmart)		Pet Quilt
		Taxing computer games to fund adult education (Don't worry guys, it's in the UK)
		World's biggest rave canceled
		Sheriff of Nottingham comes to Robin Hood's aid
		Man escapes fire only to freeze to death riding snowmobile naked
		Old People in 2050 (Are you one?)
		Cap reviews Galaxy Quest (with lots of c-l-e-a-v-a-g-e)

December 28, 1999:
		For those of you paranoid people -- imagine if your testes were too large.
		Only two days left to stock up on...hangover remedies.
		Who to blame for the last Hotmail outage? Some accountant at Microsoft.
		Oh, suuuure....Now I have to buy a 'Big Kids meal' just to get more of the balls. (who was buying them for the toys?)
		Labatt Beer - giving men another reason to stare straight ahead when using the urinals
		Will sell organs for murder
		An article making fun of the mullet [that hair style that won't go away.]
(Oregonian)		Nice Santa killed in Christmas parade
		A story on the poor Cuban boy who's become a political pawn
		Lewinsky to starr in diet commercial
(Daily Breeze)		Horsing Around in Southern California
		You want a piece of Santa?
(The Daily Telegraph)		Couple saved in car crash by x-mas presents
		Corpse in Apartment goes unnoticed for 5 years
		Live Lobsters - shipped fresh to you *shudder*
		A rock. But it's special!
		The apocalypse doesn't mean you can't eat in style...
		Yousa buy disa card!
		The Official Hello Kitty Vibrator
(Some guy)		Multilingual dictionary list
		Hospitals accused of taking organs from infants.
		Save the birds! High tech kitty collar.
		Animal blood bank

December 27, 1999:
		BYOF: Bring your own flashlight.
(Some guy)		The Tolkien Dictionary
		Top Christmas toy in the UK
(CurseFree)		Curse Free TV - linked from the guy at CapAlert
		Hate your gift? Try a swap market!
		Three Centuries, One man.
		Weird tales of the ER
(Time Magazine)		Time Magazine's Person of the Century
		No y2k problems with Tombstones
(The Straight Dope)		Deadly Salt Substitute
		Eminem's mom suing him for 10 million dollars.
		Awards for Dubious Achievement in Computing
(JSOnline)		The first known y2k injury-- man stored gas improperly. (from Obscure Store)
(Fark)		If things are like other years, submitted URLs will be sporatic 'till after christmas, as Drew, who handles it, will be stuck in Iowa, looking for Hallmark ornaments.
		Egyptions who can't get it up may have problems on New Years Eve
		Ratings of the New Quarters
		Man charged with 'propulsion of a missile' after tossing his Christmas tree out the window
		Cap reviews Any Given Sunday
(NORAD)		NORAD tracking Santa across the skies...
		Girl turns orange from drinking too much Sunny D

December 25, 1999:
(Santarchy)		A little something to get you into the Christmas spirit

December 24, 1999:
(JSOnline)		Dumbass kids have a party (underage drinking, drug use) and tape it (from ObscureStore)
		Bank of America tries to find a way around the 'high cost' of ATMs.
		On the topic of whatI don't want for Christmas -- what I don't want to eat at Christmas.
		Ty, citing a 'flood of mail' (yeah right), may not stop making Beanie Babies. (which they never actually said they'd do...they just said they'd 'retire' them all, which drives up the prices)
		Black man accused of bank robbery claims he is innocent by reason of cultural insanity caused by longtime exposure to racism.
		Holy land overwhelmed with 'Messiahs'
(Farko)		Farko.com. I can't read this but it still looks strange.
		Santa stoned, beaten by children. Wonder who's getting coal this year in their stocking...
		King Midas had strange drinking habits
		More Y2K preparation fun. 25% of people surveyed think they need a date New Years Eve because the world will end
		Many large New Years Eve parties being cancelled for lack of interest
		US government requests more soy in school cafeteria foods
		ACLU sues over Cleveland homeless removal policy

December 23, 1999:
		Guy gets fined $42,800 for sleeping with a married woman
		Brace yourself for catastrophic global warming
(Galaxyquest)		Created by DreamWorks, it looks like a real Fan site of the Fake series.
(OSentinel)		Hawk nearly gets a meal out of a chihuahua
(FARK)		What is the worst xmas present you have ever received?
(some page)		Farkalicious! Fark chicken rolls!
(LBL)		Virtual Frog Dissection. Over 5 million served. Cut up Fluffy without getting your hands dirty.
(MTV)		MTV wants to repopulate the world with six 'bunkernauts'. The future of humanity is not only doomed, but mostly white and christian.
		Pokemon aren't the only hot toys this year
(Uselessknowledge)		Boogers. How and Why.
		Have a fortune cookie
(Opensecrets)		See where all that money has come from in politics
		Ross and Phoebe to leave Friends
		This cat had balls
		Britney Spears to be Queen of Mardi Gras
(Spankie)		For all you last minute Christmas shoppers, here's the perfect gift for men. Check out the humor section.
(university of calgary)		Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump
		Extra deadly high-tech Army rifle. Just in time for Christmas.
(some guy)		Thaddeus Fark, All-American Boy
		Review of Fantasia 2000
		Canadian teacher asks students to find germ to kill separatists. Says it was a joke
		Strippers fined for performing macbeth in the buff
		Scientists are trying to cross jellyfish with monkeys and mice
		Beer-drinking armadillo
		Toilet seat clock
		More wacky Y2K stuff
		The most overvalued IPOs of the year
		Hibernating bear cam
		John Rocker hates New York, the feeling is mutual
		Dennis Rodman arrested on suspicion of drunken driving

December 22, 1999:
		Oh no not another pope-mobile
(Some Guy)		Roadkill mummys
		New Gynecological Speculum- Recommends using as a Ice Tong.
		CapAlert review of 'Anna and the King'.
		Giuliani staying in bulletproof bunker for New Years Eve.
		Judge rules wife can be adulterous to have a baby.
(FreeMac)		Macintosh to give away 1,000,000 iMacs
		Vintage Alice Cooper toenail (1974) - 6 bids
(NEIC)		List of the last 20 or so earthquakes around the world
		Galaxy Quest review (spoiler warning)
		Woman gets her 16 month old kid drunk
		Woman has a stroke - can't stop speaking with a French accent
		Christmas drug 'boom' expected
		Man trying to save outhouses
(British Medical Journal)		Vodka + Vermouth = Good Health
(Slate)		An interesting Article about the movie 'The Omega Code'.
		Wells Fargo Mail Date:1900
		A look back at the best TV shows of the 90s

December 21, 1999:
(Royal Observatory)		An effort to clear up questions about the millenium (incase anyone cares)
		etoyssucks.com???
		Scientists have found a plant gene that may help cut down on mowing your grass
(Irish Times)		Paper or plastic? You might be hearing that next time you cash a check at your bank
		Sean Connery to be knighted
		Genuine snow for sale
		Man assaulted for not bringing a Christmas gift to his girlfriend (he was forked!)
		Self-Made Critic review of Toy Story 2
		Findings of _______! - A Microsoft Mad Lib.
		People paying for snow
		Lines lines lines: record theme park attendence in 1999
		National Education Association time capsule from 1959 openned
		Halfway, Oregon changes its name to Half.com
		Windows 2000's links to scientology might prevent its introduction into Germany

December 20, 1999:
(animal love)		Missouri man is happily married to a horse
		More Y2K miscellany
		Tulsa man gets thrown out of a resturant, comes back with swords
		Movie Juice reviews Hurricane
		Q has died
		Police arrest incoherent swordsman near Buckingham Palace
		Annapolis residents berate their town Xmas tree for the second year in a row
		Woman who kept poisonous snakes killed by one of them
		UPN plans prime-time monster truck invasion
(TheTimes)		For Tomb Raider: download a London Times sponsored level based off of King Tut's tomb
		Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? set to air on Fox
(Sun)		Idiot climbs into a crocodile pit after his sunglasses
(Omaha)		Pesticides tested on humans
(MP3)		A guy calling his band Fark
		Researchers perform a CAT scan on couples having sex
		Fiance' and parents fighting over dead guy's sperm
		Here's what to do when mom starts spamming you with email
(Contest)		Contest - win some soap
(Toaster)		"U and UR toaster" - very weird people
		Brazil bans six violent video games after some retard shoots up a theatre. On an unrelated note, he was a coke-head.
		Woman has lived in a tree for the past two years...
		Residents in Nebraska upset about the stink - want $40million
(SomeGuy)		An interview with Sesame Street's Bert, from jail.
(TeleportCity)		Review of the 1978 Star Wars Christmas Special. Absolutely hilarious (via robotwisdom)
		Australian man convicted of feeding hash cookies to mormons

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