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BREAKING
NEWS
BUNGHOLE MEADOW - City commissioner Roscoe P. Clefton approved
a bill this morning that would officially eliminate the city's
35-year ban on flea dip. (full
story)
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WORLD
LEXINGTON - Bunghole Middle School graduate
Evan Richards has made a place for himself in the great metropolis
of Lexington. He has recently been hired by the city's parks commision
to perform yard work. (full
story)
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INTERNATIONAL
LEXINGTON, ALBANIA - Bunghole Lake resident
and Mormon pastor Robert Fullgram and his wives Bethylene, Margaret
and Nancy have recently established the first Mormon outreach
mission in the small town of Lexington in Albania, a country near
France. (full
story)
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BUSINESS
BUNGHOLE HEIGHTS - Vickers' Five-and-Dime
in Bunghole Heights is celebrating it's 37th year of operation
this year. Celibrations begin next Tuesday with specials on seafood
doohickeys, novelty corn-cob holders and acetone. (full
story)
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SOCIAL
SCENE
DEPLORAH -
Today for the first time in years, a Deplorah woman married her
horse, mistaking the stallion for her father. "Baxton does
resemble her father quite a bit," her mother was quoted as
saying after the ceremony. (full
story)
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SPORTS
BUNGHOLE GARDENS - Yesterday, in a bizzare
twist of events, the corpse of Gale Sayers ran out onto the field
as the Bunghole Sniffers were losing 42 - 0 to the Gabriel County
Chargers. "If I can't help these @#$holes, then no one can."
(full
story)
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PERSONALS
BUNGHOLE CITY - SWM/AM seeks PFTDB for
BR, CR, CRF and/or PDDB. No CCT/ECT/BRF/NKT. Call (#209). (read
full listing)
EAST BUNGHOLE - PWF seeks RFAP/NCDD for
QA, PR, NT and DS. Likes EU, UU, DSI, SDDS, WQW, LSJ(gf-ff) but
not SSDS. Call (#306). Ask for FFDWW. (read
full listing)
BUNGHOLE HEIGHTS - TTF seeks FFRTSSNSSFFUENF
for light/moderate FFASF and OPIJP/JKLAWDUI. Gives good JJFUY.
Call (#43). Pie is nice. (read
full listing)
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LOCAL
BUTTE, KENTUCKY
- Many citizens of Butte, KY were shocked and baffled this morning
when Donald Trump was seen at the local Dairy Queen getting loved
in the butt by a black bear. Many witnesses say the bear was known
to shout, "Now who's fired?!!? Now who's fired?!?!"
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story)
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