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Wed July 06, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
What's a parent to do after their son threatens to kill the entire family and has 16 knives, a dagger and a sword confiscated by police? Sponsor his application for a semi-automatic rifle, of course
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(KRCG New Bloomfield)
 
 
 
Darwin wins again, in someone's attempt to be famous on tik-tok
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Transatlantic carrier pigeon? Transatlantic carrier pigeon
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
American Viking decides to Viking out by building Viking ship
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How do you fall up?
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
College student, age 19, blackmails, ahem, NEGOTIATES, with Mark Cuban and Elon Musk to take down Twitter bot tracking their private jets. "How much?"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When cyclists are fair game
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Does Tesla manufacture Elon's condoms, too?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Rocket man, crashing on the moon up here alone
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Q: How do you fire a human cannonball in Wales? A: Caerphilly. Or not, as in this case
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the Philly Phanatic
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Authorities are hoping to find the owner of an alligator found in a lake in Northern Wisconsin, because they'd really rather not have to face the possibility that there are now ALLIGATORS in Northern Wisconsin
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just let your hardhat fall bro
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"There are moments which are made up of too much stuff for them to be lived at the time they occur." ― John le Carré. This is your Fark writer's thread, full of stuff edition
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(Chron)
 
 
 
John Oliver offers $10K for creepy Texas beach dolls with the money going to the Mission-Aransas Reserve. 'Burn them now'
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(Neal.fun)
 
 
 
Solve these increasingly absurd Trolley Problems
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
An inspiring message from Duke Women's Basketball. This message doesn't suck, but Duke does
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
In today's episode of, "The More We Learn About the Uvalde Police Response the Worse it Continues to Get," we learn an officer who first arrived on scene asked for permission to shoot the gunman, but never heard back, and so just hung out for awhile
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
This week on house flippers -- 5/25/2022 - Sold. 6/30/2022 - Listed for sale
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Give this cetacean oration translation mechanization creation illustration a transformation
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Miner attacks have Malbu residents on edge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The goal of every American is to work your whole life, retire to Florida, and complain about golfers drinking beers in a parking lot
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Istanbul is now the trendiest place to get hair transplants and see the insides of Turkish prisons
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Do you like to smash your beer bottles in the street and then urinate in a public park? Do you live in Michgan? If so, I have some good news for you
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Portion of 'America's Stonehenge' destroyed by explosion. No word if drummer from Spinal Tap was visiting area at time
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Native American members of the Ute Mountain Ute tribe have been falling strangely ill for almost as long as the only uranium mill in the U.S., which also accepts radioactive waste, has been open near them. But surely that's just a coincidence
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Is is standard practice to blur the covered breast of an angry murder suspect's mother in a news report? Asking for a friend
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Gene Loves Jezebel, Devo, Icehouse, The Bolshoi, and Bryan Ferry. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #364. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming option
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"A guy walks into a bar..." PFFFFT. "A knight in shining armour plummets off a pier..." Now you got something
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Like the swallows to Capistrano, the morans have returned to Pamplona to possibly obtain an ever-elusive Darwin Award
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cocaine King of Milan extradited to Italy. Sausage King of Chicago still in the wind
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you used the services of Hess' funeral home in Colorado you might have become the victim of a counterfeit human remains scam. In related news "Counterfeit human remains" will be the name of subby's "Cradle of Filth" cover-band
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(Some Eble dudes)
 
 
 
Photoshop this life-size cuckoo clock
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
After being abandoned near a lake and living on his own for more than 7 months, followed by even more months in the city's shelter Ghost has finally found his forever home. Please welcome him and his new family to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Ulster County Board of Elections)
 
 
 
Here's an "I VOTED" sticker contest and one of these deserves your vote more than the others
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
At least I now know what to do if I'm stranded in the woods with 10 large rolls of cellophane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 133 of WW3: Heavy battles in outskirts of Luhansk region. Russia throwing "all the reserves they now have..." Russia now setting sights on Donetsk cities still under Ukrainian control. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When your yacht spills diesel fuel into the lake, that's pure, that's pure Michigan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Museum director who exhibited fake paintings, fabricated an interview with an expert that vouched for their authenticity, told expert to "shut up" when she complained, leaves post after an FBI raid. Even museums are not immune to the Florida tag
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Florida Man gets an obituary that might be too harsh for Florida Man
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
Ads at the gas station pumps not annoying enough? Hold my beer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Murica, summed up in 31 seconds
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to set up Mad Max: Thunderdome Babies in locked car
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Millennials need to stop throwing their money away on avocado toast and artisan toothpaste
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayor of Philly says the quiet part real loud when responding to reporters after a July 4th shooting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Translation: The oligarchs have realized that if they squeeze any harder now there will be less to steal later
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(New York State Police)
 
 
 
Should we not have thrown hands in the middle of I-84?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The story is terrible, yet this is the way we got Batman
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Do not drink three tall boys before your shift, especially if you have a company car, from the police department
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Steamboat Willie tragically landlocked
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