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Sat March 23, 2019
(UPI)
 
 
 
Proof that God exists and wants us to be happy: workers in Nebraska cleaning up flood damage find a "magic fridge" in an empty field and it was full of cold beer
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Man charged with a fatal stabbing in Virginia says he thought his victim was a werewolf. Sometimes it just pays to shave before going out for the night
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Catholic churches desecrated across France, officials don't know why. It's not as if anyone has a reason to be upset with the Catholic Church or anything
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Police department ridiculed online for using criminal's childhood photo for a wanted poster, because they couldn't find a more recent one
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When most people find a service dog tied up in front of a convenience store, they think its owner must be inside and not, 'Hey, free dog.' Most people, but not this guy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
4channer gets Charlottesvile VA schools shut down by threatening "ethnic cleansing". Also gets arrested
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stanford University: Golly gee, black motorists are 20 percent more likely than white motorists to be pulled over in the US. Black Americans: Wow. How surprising. You don't say
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Didn't I see this scene in Daredevil?
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Fri March 22, 2019
(News24)
 
 
 
Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in) ♫ I wanna drink you but you're subcutaneous smoothie ♫ You're smoothie, running through my veins ♫ I don't want to feel these pains ♫ Smoothie
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rogue gutter-cleaning service goes awry after police are called to scene
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Local northwest favorite clown J. P. Patches may be memorialized in a Washington State license plate, as long as the other clowns in the state Senate get in gear
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On Fark, we hear a lot about Florida Man. Photoshop Challenge: Show us a Florida Man adventure based on a Florida Man news article
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Men responsible for Birmingham pub bombings named by IRA bomber. Paddy O'Furniture, Ben O'Drill, Pat McGroin top the list
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Sober she-streaker shocks and scares Shibuya Station sojourners
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How did New York City residents get their reputation for being heartless bastards? Oh yeah, this is why (graphic video)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Elon Musk but with Elizabeth Holmes' eyes
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(NBC News)
 
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Mueller report delivered to Roseanne
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(AP News)
 
 
 
You may think you're a badass, but you are not an 84 year old female pole vaulter badass
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The police report claimed "the cow was killed according to regulations," but subby assumes the slaughterhouse worker forgot rule number two: Double tap
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Sure, it's got a million-dollar view of the ocean, but you're basically penniless: The car campers who survive in beach parking lots in California
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this floating luxury villa
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rich people are upset that someone richer is showing how super rich he is while they remain merely rich
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy ate roast beef, this little piggy had none, and the other 2,996 piggies went wee wee all over the interstate
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Fark Ready: One-legged man high on bath salts escalates Market Basket parking complaint to threatening to kill Claremont officers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you're in the Orlando area this weekend, and want to get VERY drunk, be on the lookout for Monkey Whisky's hybrid cement truck/Martini shaker
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Hannah Arendt (whose political philosophy was formed under Nazi persecution) knew being human in inhuman times is hard, occasionally impossible work. She left us this message: Expect and prepare for the worst, but think and act for something better
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Dead man rides NYC subway during morning rush
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
I'll see your worm in a tequila bottle and raise you this
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Bad: You steal money from your team's fundraiser and get reported to the police. Worse: You rob a bank to reimburse the team. Fark: You tell the police you paid the team back and they use that to connect you to the bank robbery. The Aristocrats
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you appeal the 40-year sentence you got for killing 100,000 people and they up the sentence to life imprisonment? Ruins your whole day
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Mystery box-leavers torment resident of wealthy Connecticut community for a year"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
China begins training first cloned police dog. Which will in no way lead to a mutant canine army. DARPA starting 'Fake Throw' program just in case
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is why you never interfere in the search for a pick-a-nick basket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A UK man was fined and sentenced to community service after swallowing a goldfish. His sentence could have been harsher, but he was judged on a sliding scale
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
America is more popular in Kosovo than in America
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
City offers bounty to people who cut down Bradford Pear trees, assuming they can safely operate a chainsaw while under the influence of hay fever medicine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan renames its capital city to honor its outgoing leader. Welcome to Borat City
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
"What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Hard Core Atheist sets out to prove Christianity false after Christian nurse saves his daughter's life, instead becomes born again Christian. Puzzling part is why was he a pastor at a megachurch if he was a Hard Core Atheist
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Good to know that you can still pleasure yourself with a sex toy in front a homeowner's CCTV and avoid prosecution in Scotland (NSFW)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police trying to figure out why sheep was tied to tree in Brooklyn. Thankfully there was not a pair of loose-fitting boots left around
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute, involving pocketknife, 2x4, mop handle, decorative sword
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: What's on Trump's printout?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
That car seat found in a parking lot covered in blood and human teeth was from a suicide. Followup, Strange tags allow Creepy to call shotgun
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The newest 'while black crime': Moving
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
There's a time and a place for everything. Except perhaps confessing that you have a child porn addiction issue in the middle of your macroeconomics lecture
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
The floodings will continue until morale improves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doctors attacked by anti-vaxxers use info to inoculate themselves against future outbreaks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If Florida cops catch you illegally making the beast with two backs, they'll release the video to the public. That includes you, Robert Kraft
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Illinois: if you could just stop hitting our state troopers and their vehicles with activated flashing lights, that would be great
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