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Thu June 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid-19++ a more object-oriented virus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Choices have consequences and you chose... poorly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Derek Chauvin sentencing is tomorrow. Betting the over/under to the right. George Floyd is still the "under"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Oh no. How will people know that fast food restaurants exist?
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's two hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Church, The Alarm, Cocteau Twins, and Fad Gadget. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD . Starts 1PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona women use Walmart's in-store scanning app to access $100,000 in roll back savings
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(I Should Buy A Boat)
 
 
 
Caption this boaty conversation
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
← Would you buy a used one?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Redneck Rave' descends into throat slashing, impalements, and mass arrests. "We were like, 'Well, this doesn't bode well for the weekend.'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Yellowstone wrecker
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Is "Wakayama man" Japan's version of "Florida man"?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Anyone interested in having 80% of their baby eaten?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Play with your brain for ten minutes and find out if you're normal, or, flick your Ganz and see strange things. Either way, not for people who can't stand flashing lights
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
They tried to kill Rasputin in every conceivable way. And yet, his penis lives on (NSFW at end)
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
The best happy hour is the one that accepts Monopoly money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Multi-story building near Miami partially collapses, more than 80 rescue units at location
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
A ground penetrating radar survey of a former residential school in Saskatchewan has discovered hundreds of unmarked graves, "with a total expected to be over three times higher than the 215 discovered recently in Kamloops"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cunning linguist in cahoots with a Lebanese. I'll be in my bunk
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seven bishops injured after baseless assault by priest
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
News copters assist in swamp rescue by backing off
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(Western Mass News)
 
 
 
When it comes to pressurized oxygen tanks, it's Righty, Tighty Lefty, Loosey. Not Bangy, Boomy
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Last chance for you to see a Super Moon in 2021 is this week. Bonus: It is a "Strawberry Moon"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It really isn't a ritzy Hamptons party until the "champagne guns" come out
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 842: "Summer Fun". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 23, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
That won't buff right out
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
It was 118° F in: a) Death Valley b) Baghdad c) Siberia
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Silver was not the solution
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
The economy is getting tough for criminals out here, having to resort to walk-by shootings for their criminal activities
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Irish couple lose High Court appeal over their repossessed home. Maybe not making a mortgage payment since late 2007 might be the reason
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
John Lightburn arrested for starting 30,000 acre wildfire. Authorities are grateful Bob Conflagration was out of town that day
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Bad: cops bust down your door without a warrant. We'll allow it: to wake you up and get you out of your burning dwelling
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pizza shop employee uses smartwatch to seek help during robbery. That's a Dick Tracey move
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Summer's already getting all hotted up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: an improvement to summer
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Meet ArriveCAN, Canada's vaccine passport that every visitor will use when the border reopens
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What's the opposite of washing laundry called?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
AI helps return Rembrandt's The Night Watch to original size. Your job's still a joke, love life DOA
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Garbageman saves mother and child after their car crashes into a ditch. Gets a bonus of $100. With awkward pic of the garbageman and his earnings
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Arrested last October, man pleads guilty to not knowing that pre-made pizza dough isn't a popular Halloween hand-out
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Hydration Day. Do not stay thirsty, my friends
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Australian pizza, NASA projects, Coast Guard rescues, and breakfast cereal are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 6-12 Online Shopping Edition
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Stealing a 48' yacht near an international border on a lake? Yeah, They'll find you pretty fast
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
153 Houston Methodist Hospital employees have either quit or were fired over COVID-19 vaccination mandate. That sure showed somebody
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's been four months since New Zealand had any community transmission of COVID-19. But then they started letting in Australians
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend / The brightest heaven of invention" -Shakespeare, Henry V. I dunno about a muse, but it's getting hot outside. This is your Fark writer's thread, sweltering inventions edition
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
If you leave personal items at a gravesite in a cemetery, just know that someone may need to mow the lawn
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(Google)
 
 
 
You know how Google has "doodles" for special days? Design a Fark doodle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Draft UN climate report leaked. TL;DR: Planet's boned
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McAfee runs self-uninstaller
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iranian news agency channels the Beastie Boys, pointing to drone attack on nuclear facilities and saying "Listen all y'all"
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