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Tue November 20, 2018
(Cooking Panda)
 
 
 
If you drink a gallon of water every single day for a month, you'll end up looking completely different. And by "completely different," I mean "exactly the same in every way"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
People living in colder climates drink more booze. Suck it Florida Man, you lightweight
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man says Santa came early, leaving cocaine, marijuana and several guns in his kitchen. 'Tis the season
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Goat gives birth to "half-pig, half-human" creature. Not a repeat from June 14, 1946
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Beached whale completes its solo journey
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
13 years behind schedule. $70+ billion over budget. Has no viable funding source. Less than a quarter of the land needed has been obtained. Literally hundreds of other problems. Yep, California HSR is a real bullet train. Straight to nowhere
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
His name HAD to be Kevin, right?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The best little tear down fixer upper in South Florida has been torn down
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(Victoria News)
 
 
 
Following a car-bike collision, do you A) exchange phone numbers, B) check to see the other party is OK, or C) drop your pants, poop on the road, then sling poop at the car?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
George Costanza distraught as Glamour Magazine ends publication
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: When the U.S. sends its culture, they're not sending their best
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Brosectomy, where men get vasectomies together
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Hurtigruten announces it will fuel its ships in the most Norwegian way possible
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The first customer of Massachusetts legal weed is the Mayor of Northampton
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ex-South Seattle College director looks after the student body. Well, some of the female ones
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Federal Air Marshals accused of more than 200 gun mishaps. Good thing they don't work in a confined space crammed with potential victims
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Normally, a story about a Russian woman jumping into a lake wouldn't make the front page of national news. There must be some special angle here to make it compelling. Let's see. Oh, that's a good angle. Oh, rear view, very nice. RUN IT (possibly NSFW)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's story: Robots are blocking parking spots at Orlando malls to allow shoppers to reserve spaces. Tomorrow's story: Florida Man drove straight into robot blocking parking spot
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Where not to improvise a demolition derby
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forklift nudges pillar in huge warehouse. What's the worst that could happen? Watch the video and find out
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snow pusher
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post provides a virtual turkey for those drunk uncles who've been disinvited but still want to keep their skills up
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
With the death toll now at 79, Paradise, CA may finally get some rain... which may not be a good thing
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The family says video shows the cops beating and tasering their relative to death. The district attorney's office says...oh, they're not saying anything. Which speaks volumes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A Judge who served less than a year for violently assaulting his wife has been arrested again. Guess what for
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese trains will no longer allow you to wave around your naked sword. Perhaps the knife juggling fad got out of hand
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Our magical shopping mall christmas display this year will feature two polar bears farking
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
The old "pretend to be pregnant by sticking stuff in my coat" trick doesn't work well when you 1. try to steal a microwave and 2. are a guy
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what $3 billion would look like laid out in the street?
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(Jalopnik)
 
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How important are winter tires: Very. Even with traction control and anti-lock brakes
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Mon November 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember when movies depicted Tsunamis as a wall of water, then we saw the real thing, and it was just like a very high tide? Apparently walls of water are still a thing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to joining the Mile High Club as airlines install bathrooms that can barely fit even one person
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Retired teacher celebrates 108th birthday. "She didn't remember me, but she remembered spanking some kid for pulling the fire alarm bell," Hutton joked. "I said, 'Well that was me.'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fired Chipotle manager happy to be rehired, sad that risk of catching e.coli remains
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you steal goods from your neighbor's house while he's out of town, maybe it might be a good idea to change clothes after committing the crime
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman gets her Hot-and-Ready order by plowing into Little Caesars (with holy-crap those customers were lucky video)
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
City may drop requirement that convenience stores stock healthy food alongside the chips, cigarettes and lotto tickets after discovering that no one actually buys healthy food
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Driving while black. New hotness: Disembarking a streetcar while black (with video)
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Thieves break into house and steal frozen pizzas, hot dogs, makeup, and grandpa's cremated remains
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Duke University, they are who we thought they were
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(Cox Communications)
 
 
 
When you hear of someone watching pron in the library you get a certain picture in your head. And then the mugshot confirms it
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bass
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
For Thanksgiving week, tonight Paul's Memory Bank brings you songs with food or other semi-edible substances in the title or the lyrics, plus a Thanksgiving staple. Tune in at 8PM ET
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Masshole gleefully flips off police in booking mugshot after weekend arrest, continues statewide trend
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Air Force releases report detailing why pilot left more than a mile of skid marks on the runway, clears Chipotle of all wrongdoing
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not sure what is worse: That he had sex with a miniature horse, or that the horse's name was mentioned in the report, or that he thought to use protection (with mugshot)
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man disappears from 49rs game after leaving seat to use restroom. Officials suggest checking the backup quarterback position
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
That Facebook secret sister gift exchange is actually an illegal pyramid scheme. You won't actually get 36 gifts while only buying one gift. Don't be so darned gullible. Next thing you'll be voting for a conman game show host as President
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(CBS Chicago)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shots fired at Mercy Hospital in Chicago
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Nothing says "deer season" like a hunter dangling 30 feet in the air, upside down, with his legs tangled in his tree stand
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