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Fri July 10, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twin brothers born in London and raised in state care could be deported to two different Caribbean countries they have never visited. Then it gets weird
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Voting Giant Meteor 2020? How about a comet instead?
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
7pm Eastern - it's the Fark Friday Jury-Rigged Livestream. Likely movie night but we're keeping things flexible in case Drew's jury-rigged setup fails somehow. Come join us
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Turns out painting the curb in front of your house or business doesn't automatically turn it into a no parking zone
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this doughy closeup
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man found dead in park after woman calls cops after seeing him in the same spot for over 2 days
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sheer face masks: For when you want to look like you're helping but can't be bothered with actually being effective
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All right New Zealand Farker, reveal yourself in the comments
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Little man in a boat is out on a muddy pond and I think I've seen this video before
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude: Mississippi Edition
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Florida men busted for The "Church of Bleach." Think it can't get worse? Threatening to pull "a Waco"
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
China: We can sink your aircraft carriers anytime we want. US Navy: Yeah, about that
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
13 foot metal giraffe found, thieves still hoofing it
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Misleading headline of the week: Man bikes every street in town, drowning in Barton Pond
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Turns out toad fish don't like to get their groove on at waterfront music festivals either
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California, not to be outdone by Florida, sets a new single-day record for COVID-19 deaths
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
Customers at a 2nd Vancouver strip club may have been exposed to COVID-19 among other things
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Restaurant patrons forced to eat outdoors due to pandemic suddenly experience end of "Ratatouille"
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(Some Paper Digester)
 
 
 
I don't know either. But you guys do what you do
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas arrested
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Normal year: A tropical storm is hitting NYC in July? OMG. Everybody panic. 2020: It's going to rain today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My name is Frank Montoya. You asked me to wear a mask. Prepare to die
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Parks department installs fencing to prevent episodes of Scooby Doo and Lassie and a sequel to the Goonies
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google bans ads for their competition
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Covid is turning into that kid of yours that moved back into the basement and refuses to move out or get a job
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
SCOTUSBLOG: Roberts is retiring
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Flood-weary Venice begins testing their "Moses" inflatable barriers. Installation wasn't too difficult - it only took Dieci Comandamenti
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen Deb is on the other side of the counter
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(Grist)
 
 
 
In Mexico City, the coronavirus is bringing back Aztec-era "floating gardens." However, those trying to bring back other Aztec traditions may become disheartened
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There is no plan
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Good news: Florida doesn't set a new daily record for new coronavirus cases. Bad news: The number of confirmed cases today only 17 below the previous record
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Drunken redneck fires six-gun into the air at Montana rodeo and, oddly, this is actually a crime in that state
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spitfires honor British Sweetheart
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
We demand that instead of exploiting monkeys, coconut milk producers exploit humans who lack the natural climbing abilities of monkeys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Approximately 1 out of every 3 people in Miami, FL has tested positively for a hoax
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bear attacks man inside his own home after unlocking front door. Still unclear why the man was in the bear's home to begin with
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Look, it's a video of the Central Park Five helping paint the Black Lives Matter mural on the street in front of Trump Tower. Fark needs a schadenfreude tag
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
After lobbying, Catholic Church won $1.4 Billion in virus aid to help cover those pesky sex abuse payouts
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
A new study claims that the average American spent 172 hours drunk during lockdown. What we refer to on Fark as "amateurs"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week, create a portrait of Summertime using any medium - pen & paper, Photoshop, sculpture, MSPaint, etc.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I mean, who are you going to trust? A person who majored in education with multiple degrees and years of experience with kids - or a corporation looking to siphon tax dollars from cities using standardized tests? It's a difficult choice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can you cry without tears? This crazy lady that pulled a gun on a black teenager gives it her best shot
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Hopefully the database column for daily COVID cases was not a 16-bit unsigned integer, because the United States just passed that number
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(Trail or park?)
 
 
 
I may not know what art is, but apparently a fire-damaged mobile home ain't it
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(Wired)
 
 
 
COVID toes. 0_0
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five states are doing enough actual Coronavirus tests and trying to get ahead of the curve
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rainbow painted Pride crosswalk in West Vancouver defaced with tire marks by Mustang. The police hope to net the perp, perhaps charge him with "drag" racing
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Large group of naked teenagers spotted frolicking. In other news, England has a city named after tall bipedal snow reptiles, indigenous to the ice planet Hoth (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Utah's governor declares state of emergency due to "civil unrest." Say what you want, but when you've got Mormons raising hell, that's an ethos
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If Charlotte the spider had a darker sense of humor, her web would have included some very different words
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