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Tue January 25, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not kill, except for those damn slugs. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's flowers. Or his ass. Thou shalt not plant Zone 9 plants in Zone 4. This is your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday January 25, 2022
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Covid-19 vaccine refusenik refused heart transplant. Next person in line appreciative of his stance
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Firefighters sacrifice jobs to protest sacrificial wages that don't justify making the ultimate sacrifice on the job
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Beaver train on fire
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Never mind giving the Minnesota snowplows some funny names. First give them armor
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar prayers
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hey, whoever is throwing cones from the bike lane pilot program off of the Mass. Ave. bridge and into the Charles River, could you please not do that?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You know who else had comparisons to him actually decrease over time?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Latest thing trying to kill you in Australia: bad tailoring and speed bumps
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark's Favorite State once again lead the world in unprovoked shark attacks accounting for 17 of the 48 that occurred in the US last year, which had the majority of the 73 total for the world
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coin found by detectorist dad sold for £648,000. Note to self: take a class on detectorism and check my couch cushions
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Fox 56 Lexington)
 
 
 
Man robs a homeowner, steals gun and medication. Then contacts the homeowners on social media to say that he's coming back to shoot them. Police waiting at the home have other ideas
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(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Healthcare workers win back the right to work where they want, just like regular people with jobs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sigh... You can lead a COVID denier to the ICU, but you can't make him breathe
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(KBJR6)
 
 
 
It's salt awareness week in Wisconsin so be on the lookout for anyone who needs a salting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It was colder in Punta Gorda, Florida this morning than it was in Anchorage, Alaska
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(Some Gimpy Guy)
 
 
 
Make sure to look at the pictures of these jailhouse hotels before you make reservations. They earn a Spiffy tag for the vanilla "Arrest me officer" fuzzy pink handcuff tourists, but an Ironic tag from the dungeons and zipper mask crowd
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Small balls appear on the beach. It was cold, I swear
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Laundrie admitted he was dirty, FBI says
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match - Erg Edition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hospital bed shortage in Seattle leaves patients sleepless
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(T3)
 
 
 
New earbuds disguised as lipstick, missing instructions on how to apply to your cat's butthole
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"DC Officer Shot in Northwest, Suspect Still At Large" - as bad as that is, bet he's glad he didn't get hit in his down south
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you know what else there's a pandemic-related supply chain shortage of? That's right, sperm
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hacktivists prove Lukashenko is no Mussolini. Russianes Eunt Domus
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When you've got a cruise ship the size of a small city, you're going to come across a dead body from time to time
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Omicron 'sub-variant' raises questions, as experts ponder the potential for grinder-variants, hero-variants, and po-boy-variants
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fire safety building catches fire
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man opens GoFundMe for: A) sick spouse, B) child's education, or C) impound fees for the limo with trunk-mounted stripper pole that he drove into a creek
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Blind American hero dies at age 75
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bountiful harvest
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
With everything all calm and peaceful in the world right now, China decides to conduct missile drills off Taiwan as two U.S. Aircraft Carrier Battle Groups roll through
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First Wave: U.S. places 8,500 troops on deployment alert
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Ukraine: Boris Johnson warns Russian invasion would be disastrous" - not to him mind you, unless the pork rangoon contingency gets queen Mab to change her "fascinator" - then there'd be hell to pay I'll assure you
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
COVID makes your hair fall out. Also, if you are named 'Hunter Funk' you pretty much have to grow up to become a reporter, MLB outfielder, or adult entertainer, right?
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Russia announces plans to hold live fire exercise off the coast of Ireland. Good timing, guys
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UB40 might have been on to something regarding Red Red Wine and Covid prevention
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Define 'respond appropriately'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ow, my ball
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
8,202 tonnes of snow have been removed from Toronto since the recent heavy snowfall. This has been your Useless Statistic For The Day
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
12 people are going to learn what the term "sovereign immunity" means
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Caption this dog and his cool buddy
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The eejit who pulled a 'Weekend at Bernies' and took his uncle's body to post office to collect pension says he 'didn't know he was DEAD'. Also says he's no eejit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
And now, a list of handy-dandy hacks to help Florida Man get ice off of his car's windshield, although surprisingly list fails to mentions flamethrowers, napalm, alligators, or just running the defroster for a bit
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: the correct technique for performing an armed carjacking is to remove the driver from the vehicle, not just jump on top of it while it's in motion and hope for the best
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK discount store selling sex toys next to chocolates and candies. Possibly between the Bit O Honey and Oh Henry
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin: "It'll be over my dead body that I'll have to get a shot." COVID: "Challenge accepted"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in history: the greatest invention ever
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1943, Hitler ordered General Paulus to keep Stallin'
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Fisherman finds a bag of skulls in river, returns two days later to regain peace of mind, finds a second. Police suspect Dutch oven experiment(s) gone horribly wrong
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