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Wed January 26, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Man and his meth eating Attack Squirrel are back in the news, facing new charges of trying to one-up Florida Man
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
First responder experiences health issues after members of the Army of the 12 Monkeys truck crash five days ago. I was hoping for giant meteor, but this will work
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(UPI)
 
 
 
UNICEF calls for 850 children to be evacuated from Syrian prison. McBain and his pennies seen ready on stand-by
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Suspect says he was just trying to take his pants off and have a snack when he accidentally stabbed his drinking buddy to death. As one does
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes, relationships start cold
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reduce your chances of dying from Covid by 99% with this one weird trick
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Its Australia Day so everyone get your knifey-spooney ready and polish up the boot
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Tue January 25, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You want nope with that?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A woman in Texas has been arrested on animal cruelty charged after authorities discovered she had two illegal lemurs from a TikTok video. Guess she had to ♫Move It, Move it♫
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 25 is 'quip' as in: "For better or worse, the aspiring gangster's dreams of standing up to the Bloods and being a Quip were dashed by his speech impediment"
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
He escalated from first time DUI to killing his mother for money to buy heroin in less than a year, and heroin dealers accept credit cards?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
F-35 crashes while landing on USS Carl Vinson, giving a new meaning to a 'Hot Carl'
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
It is that time of year again when police follow footprints in snow to solve crimes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In 1986, Cleveland declared war on Canada in Operation Balloon Fight. Suck it, tree huggers. "It is a happening city, we are on the move. It is no longer the butt of jokes or anything"
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bunsening barrista
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man reels in body while fishing in Florida lake. Of course, you should have seen the Florida Man that got away
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hatchet-wielding woman sparks SWAT response after hiding in tent, although threatened bystanders claim her intent was perfectly visible
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(AP News)
 
 
 
With only a few thousand of them left, the Stellar's Sea Eagle, a massive bird with an 8ft wingspan, is a rare and thrilling sight for a birdwatcher. But considering they are native to Northeast Asia, spotting one in Maine is a once-in-lifetime thing
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's Driving Tip From the New Jersey State Police: Watch out for cars being driven by corpses
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Florida Woman sets up cameras inside house, sees light reflecting from something shiny, concludes that it must be an angel. Florida Angel?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Opposite Day, so let's not celebrate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Feral hog's femoral feast renders hunter ephemeral
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I want my 2² dollars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man puts his glistening pectorals in service for his country one more time (pic)
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1968, the Israeli vessel Dakar demonstrated one of two important abilities for a submarine
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The covid vaccines do not affect fertility, unlike dying, which negatively impacts your chances of procreating
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered if you asked Alexa something specific, you can download and listen to the ACTUAL VOICE RECORDINGS THAT AMAZON HAS STORED ON THEIR SERVERS
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop this model wearing a 'mask'
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
'Brutal,' 'crazy' housing market has Seattle-area homes selling half-million over asking price. So if you were planning on selling that cardboard box with 'house' written on the side for fifty cents, now's the time
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man sizzles with anger over improperly cooked bacon
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(Kotaku)
 
Weeners
 
"Terrible game. First off, Hitler was known to only have one testicle (nut). However, the game gets this wrong twice. In one scene he has both of his nuts"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
On the left, an article about how the SATs will be completely online, shorter, and easier. On the right, a bunch of 'In my day' complaints and humble-bragging
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Close the beach and shark attacks decline. Reopen the beach and shark attacks go up. You can't explain that
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"Attack squirrel" defendant facing new charge of keeping wild animal, not skinning, cooking that rodent
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if the lights and gates at railway crossings weren't turned on? Well, yes, death and destruction, sure. But also, "administrative leave"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Best Korea aims to enhance its presence in the international community ahead of their most revered anniversaries of the late leader and founder of the country." If by 'enhance', they mean 'fire ballistic missiles'
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again in Florida, plummeting temperatures are causing iguanas to fall from the sky (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Big Audio Dynamite, The Ocean Blue, The Stranglers, and Opal. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #304. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Attention parents: Don't throw away that letter from the IRS about your enhanced child tax credit payments. You'll need it when you file your taxes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just say good afternoon to them
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Florida Day so strip naked, put on Crocs, go outside, attack an alligator that was caught in your septic tank then use the Stand Your Ground defense when you're arrested
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"I hereby decree it MILF Day at Dunkin' Donuts. Here's your dollar"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Live in the Washington, D.C. area and have a girlfriend who's been pleading for you to take her to a Little Mermaid-themed bar as soon as you can find one? Well, I've got good news for you. Also, get a new girlfriend
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(PA Homepage)
 
 
 
Anyone who touched macaque better see a doctor
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
US to Russia: Bend the knee
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ideal evil villain's mountain lair
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
This is why I don't eat broccoli. Well not this specifically, things like this
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(DW)
 
 
 
Thou shall not give false testimony. Especially you, Pope Benedict XVI
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Russia is not possibly prepared against a fleet of angry drunk Irish fisherman
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
WHO warns of not one or two strains of Omicron circulating around the globe, there are now four different strains out there. Good thing most everyone is bored of it (possible nsfw content on page)
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