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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Jobless son sues his wealthy parents in bid to get them to pay his 'maintenance' for life. Bonus: He's 41 years old and has nothing to show for how much of a loser he is except being a trained lawyer and having a degree from Oxford University
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Volcano in Guatemala erupts. Mount Etna is still erupting. Earthquakes in Iceland portend an eruption there. Is there any volcano that's not going to blow its top soon?
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Heavy rains flood homes. The dam is nearing collapse. Haiku, Hawaii
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Like a sturgeon, rioting for the very first time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Animation, actresses, not-Florida Man, and product renaming are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 21-27 Spring is Here Edition
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Someone offers to pay you $1,000 to play cornhole? Subby fell for that once. ONCE
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Mon March 08, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
ISIS: "We will enslave and rape women" Daughters of Kobani: "You and whose army?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because Texas does not have enough problems already
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man on medical oxygen smokes, dies in resultant conflagration. The address? Cemetery Road
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
In some states you actually have to have an enforceable law on the books to let people know that there are some things you just can not do
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Northeast treated to fireballs. Southwest only gets shooters, Midwest stuck with slippery nipples
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(FedScoop)
 
 
 
US government's General Services Administration auctioning .7501 Bitcoin
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
English children step back into the classroom as lockdown eases and availability of meat and pudding rises
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Best driver's license picture EVER
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Jury selection on pause in trial of Derek Chauvin as prosecuters and defense attorneys attempt to find 18 U.S. citizens who are intelligent critical thinkers who are also free of any bias or opinions on police, BLM, shoplifters, or Methodists
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shoe retailer replaces outgoing Finance Director named Foot with a Mr Boot. No word on whether he takes holidays at Sandals or kills crocs with a stiletto in his spare time
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(Some Obscure Painter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this phunky phisherman
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
As it turns out, it's a pretty good idea to bring a knife to a frying pan fight
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pbraised
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Some people never made it off Deadman's Island alive
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
🎶Huddle a doorway with the Roof Dogs, for I'm a Roof Dog, too 🎵
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
In the desert, a sprig of justice blooms
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(Task and Purpose)
 
Weeners
 
Join us today as we salute a Major Dick, for obvious reasons
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
QAnon Shaman denied bail. "Defendant's perception of his actions on January 6 as peaceful, benign, and well-intentioned shows a detachment from reality"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Texas to Facebook and Twitter:"Howdy. We heard y'all like banning. So we're going to ban you from banning so you can get banned while you're banning"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1971, Muhammad Ali battled Frazier in the 'Fight of the Century' for the heavyweight championship, which was awarded by unanimous consent to Frazier in spite of the wacky hi jinks of his brother Niles
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Driver dies in toll plaza crash, spills sh*tload of dimes
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Penguin in Antarctica decides to go the tourist route, prefers to watch the killer whales from a boat rather than the mouth view
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sister of mercy pleads with police not to harm protesters in Myanmar. No word if she sang 'This Corrosion' or 'Dominion'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wonderful windmill
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
International Women's Day started with a little-known radical suffragist-led labor strike in 1907
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1942, the Dutch surrendered Java, a humbling defeat which proved the timeless military adage that you simply can't make good coffee in a Dutch Oven
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Cow cuddling." It's not just your mom's Discreet Encounters ad headline anymore
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
What did you do today? Oh not much, just some pull ups over traffic
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
How to know you're not really cut out for thieving: 1) you break into the home of someone who knows you and can identify you when they see you running away 2) you also leave behind your debit card you used to force open the door
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The last "Fifty Shades of Grey" novel is coming out soon. So for all of you who used your safe word back when the first one was published, the author is finally listening
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hot chocolate balls are NOT appropriate bath bombs, even if they have marshmallows
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(NPR)
 
 
 
300 Years ago a virus was raging through England causing death and misery and forcing the whole country into lockdown. A woman who'd spent time in the Ottoman Empire knew how to stop it, but many wouldn't listen, because woman and because "foreigners"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Happy, naked teen, is struck and killed while running down the freeway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So why are rich countries dying of COVID-19 while many poorer countries have been spared the high rates? Well there are various theories, but it probably comes down to poor countries being mostly young while rich ones mostly old
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
91-year old man accidentally receives 2 vaccine doses in one day. No word on what his new superpowers are
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is not convinced. It doesn't seem blurry enough to be genuine
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fife may start impounding the cars of street racers, noting that they need to nip this thing in the bud
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
COVID doesn't have many fans, but now that Syria's tyrannical leader Bashar al-Assad has it; it might have a few supporters out there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cutting off your own foot to fool the cops is a pretty baller move
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Todfay is National Proofreading Day, so get out their and read some proofs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Man "Millionaire" likes to harass Home Depot employees, refuses to wear a mask
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CDC clears fully vaccinated people to start licking each other at will
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SWAT team vs 800 college students. FIGHT
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
The story of an eccentric Warwick magician and his "human organ"
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