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Thu April 15, 2021
(Army Times)
 
 
 
South Dakota Attorney General charged with killing a man in a hit and run is proud to announce his promotion in the Army Reserve to full colonel. Failing upwards
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A new study figured out how many pimples the average person will pop in their lifetime and ewwwwwww
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hospitals in India record over 200,000 cases of covid-19 in twenty-four hours, which is enough to threaten their entire healthcare industry or fill up one medium-sized train
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
To the left, "CDC: Less Than .01% of US Population Has Gotten Covid After Full Vaccination". To the right: pedantic discussion on how the word "fewer" should be used instead
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia claims 'there is no famine' in Best Korea, possibly due to bumper crops of dietary staples such as dirt, bark, or other Best Koreans to eat
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's two hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Mighty Lemon Drops, Magazine, Clock DVA, and Ultravox. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #209. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
High school basketball coach decides to rob a drug stash house. Since his name is not Omar from "The Wire", you know how it turns out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the United States is turning into that one crazy aunt you have who collects porcelain cats and dolphins, except we're doing it with vaccine doses
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japan comes to the realization that a cute animated mascot maybe isn't the best way to win people over to your plan to release radioactive water into the ocean
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Large section of UK attempts to rejoin the EU
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
A look back at the fire that devastated Paris' Notre Dame Cathedral and what it looks like two years after
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Instagram for kids. Bad idea or absolutely terrible idea?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK is experiencing a giant shortage of garden gnomes
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Florida cows beefing with suburban neighborhood, will not moove or hoof it out when threatened with car alarms and lawn sprinklers and yes subby is milking this one
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two French men get drunk. Do they a) go and eat a nice meal with some quality red wine, b) start a drunken fight in a sleazy bar or c) inject each other in the penis with cream normally used to treat hemorrhoids?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Army admits that, yeah, OK, the DC Guard might have technically "misused" those helicopters back during the George Floyd demonstrations when it flew them so low over the crowds. But surely you can acknowledge that the crowds were mostly non-white
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US Army Sgt. Jonathan Pentland charged with third-degree assault and battery for aggressively pursuing and shoving a black man who was just walking in their South Carolina neighborhood
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New survey shows that nearly half of all Republicans are every bit the uneducated sociopaths as previously thought
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm not stupid," says woman who moved next to a major roadway and then complained about the traffic and noise
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop all your eggs in one basket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mysterious tree-beast menaces for two days until animal welfare arrives, but it turns out to be... seriously?
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Turns out people would rather see a pic of your butt than your face. Here comes the asstastic science
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Someone REALLY likes sprinkles
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Never bring an airsoft gun to a gun fight. *BANG* Never bring a knife to a gun fight that you just lost because you brought an airsoft gun. *BANG*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As far as National Parks go, Death Valley is trying to make a claim as the GOAT
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
For you, New Hampshire and Maine, a little bit more winter. Which means two mud seasons for the price of one, and from there we segue directly into pollen, black-fly seasons - and then, the Coming of the Masshats
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(9 News)
 
 
 
[Spliffy] Colorado auctioning off cannabis-themed license plates with phrases such as "ISIT420" and "TEGRIDY" to benefit programs for people with disabilities
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency mathematician found floating in the Hudson River. This is in no way an allegory
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Finally a slideshow that makes sense. 20 Common Safety Hazards. Slide #1: toddlers
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Mission from God, Daytona edition
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(Some Badass)
 
 
 
A reminder that, 76 years ago tonight, the most badass Canadian of all time did his most badass thing in a life full of badassery. Badass
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, order in the Supreme Court, here come the judge
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
In other news, apparently someone in Washington state might be dumb enough to sell, distribute, or "knowingly receive" murder hornets
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Another high profile COVID-19 denier, this time in Norway, completes his false flag mission
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hopefully you'll take the engineering just as seriously
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. When you're a DoorDash delivery driver whose self-given nickname is "Smooth Sanchez" and you've publicly declared yourself a "virgin for life," is it really that much further of a step toward becoming an Incel terrorist?
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(Farktography)
 
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 832: "Hygge". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Dallas mega-church closes its doors after claims of financial mismanagement and leadership failure
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against officer who fatally shot demonstrator
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The son of Jerry Falwell Jr. is out of his job as vice president at Liberty University nearly 8 months after his father resigned as president of the Christian school amid allegations of inappropriate personal behavior and financial self-dealing"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Earth hungers
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Dude, like have you ever been high on weed while working out at the gym? It's like the tread mills you're running on get you nowhere
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Health officials warn that pausing the J&J vaccine and highlighting the clotting heightens vaccine hesitancy, helps conspiracy theorists, and will ultimately sicken and even kill more people than it saves
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Drew's got a hot tip for you
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(Some Buff Guy)
 
 
 
Another victim of the pandemic: the gym membership. Because it's just as easy to give up working out by February at home
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's why your precious snowflake keeps getting rejected by all those colleges he applied to. Hey, the world needs ditch diggers, too. Or, more likely for these times, grave diggers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
What we have all have been waiting for: Soldier charged after video of confrontation with Black man
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"This angle isn't acute," Tom said obtusely. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, swift dialog edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tank guy
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How is it that good news can still piss you off? Read how a black officer got fired for assaulting a white officer in defense of a handcuffed assailant, while that same white officer got promoted to lieutenant. Many tags involved, but hero suffices
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