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Tue May 18, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Yesterday was the deadliest day for India, since the Coronavirus pandemic began; and that was BEFORE the cyclone hit, which is one of the strongest ever recorded
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fact: If the police report mentions a bucket, something nasty was in that bucket
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If they're the 'lone survivors', I think I'd rather be dead
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You're not going to get a lot of repeat business if you shoot your customers in the head every time there is a dispute
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Family racking up $10,000 in fines over neighborhood roosters claim they're a farm, say they're never going to give them up, never gonna let them down, never gonna run around and desert them
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Whose ready to see more people putting gas in bags? Will they even still do it after so much fun was made? Tune in on this week's episode of Colonial Pipeline
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Welp, the ejection seat works
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(Flipboard)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, Help I Caught My Son in a Compromising Position With a Vacuum Cleaner. Thank God it wasn't a Dyson
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Tesla, engage autopilot mode." "Cop-seeking mode engaged." "Wait, that's not what I--" *CRASH*
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Join AARP in your 20s to reap rewards immediately, earn the scorn of old people
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Not news: Burglary suspect whose face was caught on surveillance video arrested. Fark: After bakery put his digitized image on their cookies and sold them
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes really great music but will be interrupted by FUND DRIVE. You have been warned. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #218. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A big data study finds there are more than 50 billion birds on the planet, most of which are biding their time waiting for you to wash your car
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Caption this kostumed kid
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study conducted by the notorious tree-huggers at the London School of Economics says 20 petrochemical companies are responsible for 55% of the world's single-use plastic waste
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
Weeners
 
Las Vegas strip club to offer patrons a little prick
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Always a lady
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Mt. St. Helens ruined my 21st birthday. I'll never forgive her
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Chicago PD oversight board says officers racked up 100 misconduct allegations. Bonus: During a single raid. Double bonus: At the wrong address
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, I can see losing your keys in the lake, or maybe even your cell phone, but who loses an entire village?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NIMBY asshats have been one of the Great Plagues upon modern society for almost too long to remember. But Los Angeles now has a plan for dealing with them once and for all
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen. The pilot has turned on the No Snorting Cocaine Sign and would like to remind passengers that sexually assaulting or threatening other passengers is not allowed
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Our express elevators are operational. Please pardon the blood and broken bones while we work out a few kinks
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Sadly, the people behind "Keep Portland Weird" are getting too normal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Make sure Grandma is REALLY dead before tossing her on the funeral bier
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Five phrases that make you sound like a passive-aggressive asshole, and what to say instead of them. So you'll still be a passive-aggressive asshole, but one who's a little better at hiding it for a while
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop these students
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guilty. Bang. MEDIC
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(Salon)
 
 
 
PPProud Boys
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The Backwards Dude has a very unusual superpower - his brain allows him to speak and sing backwards
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(Metro)
 
 
 
As pubs re-open indoors across the country, Brits asked to do the impossible: don't get too drunk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a garden? Because the potatoes have EYES and the corn has EARS Get it? HEY-Yo, It's your FARK Gardening Thread
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Denmark says oopsie, maybe culling 15M minks we thought had a mutated version of COVID, and burying them, wasn't such a great idea for the surrounding local groundwaters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"To the woman who has extremely loud orgasms, whilst we are very happy for you, could you please close your window and maybe consider your neighbours?"
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
No roads, no cars, and just like Gerald Ford, you might get eaten by wolves. This is what it's like exploring the least visited National Park in the Lower 48
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fun fact: the Detroit-Windsor tunnel in 1928 took two years to build and cost $25 million (around $309 million today). The tunnel to be constructed under the St Lawrence from Quebec City to Levis will take 10 years to build and cost $7 billion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Music lawsuits, digital tokens, cars, and things people steal from dead French dudes are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 2-8 Googly Eyes Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bah Gawd, Mary Jane - is that Kay Ivey's music?
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Bridge inspector will now be inspecting sidewalk cracks
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Shooting yourself in right thigh while picking up case of soda in Walmart is bad enough. But to NOT have concealed weapon permit for said gun in state where they practically grow on trees makes you candidate for Top Florida Man of 2021
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Mon May 17, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Good Idea: Pentagon to monitor social media of military members for extremist content. Uh oh: What if the guy doing the monitoring has a "liberal hunting permit" sticker on his truck?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The court livestream that gave us hits like "Abuser gives testimony from same house as victim," "Guy with revoked license gives testimony while driving," and "Buttfarker3000" is sadly ending
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy finally realizes that their state-of-the-art 'ship of the future' is really like the 'Zune of the past'
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Flippin man gets arrested for his participation in the flippin' riot
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There should be a word for "wanting to punch someone in the nuts for gloating over doing something stupid and surviving, while also being happy for them"
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Some nimrod brings a possibly live mortar round into the local bar for show-and-tell. Naturally, it's the Nimrod Bar
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop these serious sisters
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man killed by falling ice in Alaska. See, this is why I keep my ice in my bourbon
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(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
May 14, 1921 and Summit County seniors are looking forward to prom. Oh, no they are getting an amateur production of Adventures of Grandpa
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Professor allegedly fired after quoting racial slur from Mark Twain anti-slavery novel. "Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" was probably not the quote
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