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Mon May 10, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Tiger seen roaming around Houston. Good to hear he is recovering from his car accident
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your submarine has lost radio and is out of fuel? Of course you turn the thing into a freaking sailboat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Northern Indians who can't bury or burn their dead notice that there is a perfectly good Ganges River flowing nearby
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Who takes a bomb to the Dollar Store? This guy
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Oxygen cylinders are so scarce in South Asia due to COVID that they're scrounging the summit of Everest for them
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Authorities claim "no alcohol" was involved after crew of the Nautical Nonsense rescued off Santa Barbara coast
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(WKZO Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
"Our goal is to make money, and not creating problems for society." Darkside turns out to be late-stage capitalists in disguise
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I think we need a bigger boat: The weapons seizure so big it covered the rear deck of a 567-foot US warship
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK reduces its Covid alert level from 'Blimey' to 'What's all this then?'
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Because the deadly COVID-19 outbreak is not enough, India's virus victims also hit with 'black fungus'
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Russian chestbeater Putin holds annual WWII anniversary parade in Red Square, warns the West the country's military might is stronger than ever. Bonus: He pulls out Cold War weather machine to 'spike' the skies for sun
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Sexy guys and girls choose Pfizer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf fails to qualify for Olympics, only hitting 10.36s in the 100m trials. Also: He's 6'4" and 235lbs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Important warning message displayed in China at the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory. By the way, beware of the leopards
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Let's just state the obvious: faking your own death never works. Especially to avoid the consequences of your own actions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother of US teen sentenced to life imprisonment in Italy says she's worried about his mental health, citing previous suicide attempts, and anyway who didn't engage in hijinks like stabbing a cop to death after a botched drug deal when we were young?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bird strike forces Delta flight to return to Atlanta. Now they've got birds forming unions, too?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who wears short shorts? Not members of the Six Flags Police Squad, apparently
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Local newspaper asks "where is Michigan's best inland lake?". They're all inland lakes; always have been
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
So who was best to help organize mass vaccination sites? Hospitals? No. The military? No. How about a concert promoter
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bunny the Dog becomes self-aware, asks "Why would a just God make me a Sheepadoodle?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A bunch of Dartmouth Medical School students have been expelled for cheating on their online exams based on the "evidence" of online learning software the students were forced to install that isn't even set up to be used that way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chances are there are a lot of things these people would do for $100. Just saying
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Black suspect apprehended amazingly without incident after trespassing at Ursuline Academy
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
And this is how you get Alabamans to get vaccinated
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says masks may become seasonal wear for Americans
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Partying breaks out in Madrid despite the mayor warning people to not be Covidiots
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gee, ya think?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anyway, he delivered the bomb
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
A 60-year-old man has gone viral on Tiktok for his sweet skating skills
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Wild horses keep getting in the way. The Forest Service has plans for them someday. Wild horses just stay wild, but some they'll try to break
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Headline: Millennials are growing up to be like Boomers. Article: Millennials are growing up, and are nothing like Boomers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Several ways to frame this one, all of them absurd: Jeff Bezos to spend twice as much building a "superyacht" as he did buying The Washington Post. He'll spend 8x median annual salary per meter of boat. Half a billion dollars; 0.26% of his net worth
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember that US pipeline that was shut down? Yeah, state of emergency's been declared; computer systems were encrypted and held for ransom
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
We have reached peak Florida
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
"Hixson business owner flies large kite in Red Bank". That's right today May 9th 2021 a guy who owns a business in the town of Hixson actually flew a bigger than normal kite. News you can use
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Sun May 09, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Go home French language, you're drunk
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Famed architect Helmut Jahn killed in bike accident. Should have worn his helmet
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Blown up again in Margaritaville...looking for my health insurance card. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's the gas pump's fault
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
You sheeple with your flat earth, no trees, and cheese moon are all blind to the real truth of the world: the time cube. If you can't trust the wisest man of earth, who can you trust?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Castle Dracula offers tourists a couple of jabs
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Live Better Electrically 👍
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Since we've never actually been to the moon, how do we know it's *not* made of green cheese and the earth's atmosphere is altering the light wavelengths, making it appear yellow or white?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Sun pays tribute to a reporter on his passing, omitting one slightly important detail
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this loverly stroll
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
2021's best generator options to take to the beach for running the blender, charging devices, and powering the portable AC unit
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(Some Eukariote)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as trees. Prove me wrong
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Birthday party shooting in Colorado trailer park leaves 7 dead, lots of uneaten cake
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
News crew doing story on stolen dog sees thief and interviews him. Guy has worst alibi ever, is arrested, dog recovered
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The Queen is selling drugs to support her expensive habit
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