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Sun January 17, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Residents of Brooklyn's "sex houses" complain about COVID killing their favorite pastime: "I'd give my left testicle to go to an orgy"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're hosting an illegal super-secret lockdown party in violation of the law, remind guests not to post selfies on Instagram and tag the location
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: signs for ignorant people
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Apologizing for 2020, the universe is sending Comet Leonard our way
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Bounty hunters conduct a no-knock raid on the wrong address, engage in shootout with homeowner. Throw in some mumble rap and Nissans with paper plates and this is the most Houston story of the year
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Man claiming he was from National Health Service barges into 92-year-old woman's house, injects her with fake COVID-19 vaccine, demands £160 payment
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Barrel found buried in German forest may be linked to the Red Army Faction, or possibly members of Asian Dawn
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Headlines that need no improvement: "The medieval Feast of the Ass isn't as filthy as it sounds"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finishes with worst first term approval rating ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That's an insane amount of money for a murder house. They may need to slash the price, like 40 times
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(Some Berry)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Bananapillar
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Culture Shock (a/k/a "What in the world is going on here, and what are these people doing?")
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
We're number one
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teachers: When sending out worksheets for children who are remote learning, check them before sending
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Megachurch pastor convicted for fraud scheme, rather creepy smile (pic in link)
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida Man strikes out
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Do As My T-Shirt Says, Not As I Do
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Frozen pond: 1, Bulldozer: 0
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California gives the go ahead for a massive off-road rally because why should the flyover states have all the fun hosting superspreader events
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vaccine scams on the rise. Suspect seen on Vienna ferris wheel saying something about Switzerland and cuckoo clocks
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man rents car, gets horse instead
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man lectures mom who left her 4-year-old in car and threatens to call cops, which might have been noble if he hadn't been carjacking her at the time
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Man plays bagpipes outside hospital window for friend with COVID who hasn't suffered enough
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Deadly Capitol raid would have still happened without Parler -- but not without Facebook
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Warrant issued for Rebekah Jones because DeSantis
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(Some Superspreader)
 
 
 
RI doctor who once paid to have a mural painted of the city mayor wearing a crown while on the toilet, rather than pay to demolish a dilapidated building he owned, may have deliberately given COVID to his patients and all his staff
 
(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
What covering heavy metal taught me about spotting Nazis
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Satanists of the greater Poughkeepsie area say there will be hell to pay for the arsonist who set their house on fire
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Vivid Vista
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET), Connie finds out if an argument with Mr Boynton results in a great make-up, Liz' mother-in-law visits, Clark takes care of Dr Deutch then he and Jimmy visit a logging camp, lots of lumberjack stereotypes await
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today Shield became a Storm. How many of you FARKERS were there?
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two cops save unconscious teen driver by playing bumper cars. "We were able to get it stopped up on a grass berm ... and were able to see that there was a young female driver that appeared to be having a seizure" (with video)
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Virginia man pulls a Florida man, drives up to US Capitol Police checkpoint with fake inauguration credentials, a gun, and 500 rounds of ammo
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
We're not saying it was Aliens, but it wasn't an earthquake
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Welcome to Park-and-Go. Please lock your car and do not feed the monkeys
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Baked Alaska now Baked Arrested
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(Some Climber Guy)
 
 
 
The last of the 8,000 meter peaks has been climbed in winter. K2 is climbed by 10 Sherpas and Nepalis
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(Cool Material)
 
 
 
Photoshop this house that rock built
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Find one thing that you love to do, and do that
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought TRXes could fly
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is remote work making us paranoid? The answer may be right behind you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we have a themed Show & Tell: I Blue Myself. Show us your favorite art featuring the color Blue and Tell us about it. Difficulty: Art you haven't posted in our F'artiste contests before
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ Take me home / country roads / to the place / that gives the shots / West Virginia / wait, for real? ♫
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Meet a woman in a Yahoo chat room, travel to Iran to see her. What could go wrong?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
TikTok's latest makeup trend is...to try look like subby?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let. Them. Fight
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Secret documents reveal Brit and US spies hunted Nazi Hitler for ten years after WW2 over fake sightings in South America. Since this is the Sun, he's most likely still alive and living in North America
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
★★★★★ Absolute pleasure. Will crush again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey, has anyone ever pointed out that the lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math? I'm sure I've seen that somewhere before
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's do online sign-ups for older people if they want their Covid-19 vaccine. What could possibly go wrong with that?
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