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Tue April 13, 2021
(YouGov)
 
 
 
According to a new poll, almost one in five Americans are currently working their "dream job". Well, technically nightmares are dreams
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop who shot Daunte Wright practically an untrained rookie. Only a 25-year career and member of the negotiation team
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's giving vaccines in Vermont? Midwives, dentists, and vets, oh, my
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The FDA and CDC just went limp on Johnson's jabs until any blood flow issues can be straightened out
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Like camping in Texas? It's about to become a crime
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jerry didn't comply. Jerry fought back. Jerry was allowed to drive off in a police cruiser. Yes, Jerry is white (not safe for work)
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Poor lady had to fill out a police report for $700 in cash, various bank cards, and sex toys valued at around $160. I mean they caught the guy, but still, I don't think she's getting it all back
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who doesn't love a movie with a plot twist?
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
We've had one Pfizer/Biontech COVID-19 vaccine, yes. But what about second Pfizer/Biontech COVID-19 vaccine?
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Head-on crash kills Superior man; Inferior person expected to live
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
State will pay you $12,000 to move there and work remote. Difficulty: West by God Virginia
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Phoenix police shut down weekly outdoor concert series held by couple in front yard of their home. Couple insists it's because of "just a few people who are apparently unhappy" and not because of "noise, safety, parking, [and] alcohol consumption"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Alberta officials literally fence in Covid deniers
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Man goes off half cocked at grocery store
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Mon April 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Back in my day when we were bored teenagers we'd go cow tipping, not burning down a house
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(iFiber 1 News)
 
 
 
Washington State Apple Country army surplus store unclear why their storefront adorned with a full body portrait of Herman Goering causes concern. Maybe history?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CDC on Michigan Covid Situation: "We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Driving the lawn mower to the store. New hotness: Driving your toy jeep to the store
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Chauvin's lawyer tries to shield jury from news that police just shot an unarmed black man in the same neighborhood as Floyd, on the grounds that it looks really bad for the defense
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
NYC subway ridership exceeds two million a day for first time since the pandemic started. Still no cure for the homeless guy taking a 2 on the 2 train
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Welcome to the cool kids' club, New Mexico
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Judge to Town: return the money that you illegally seized from this man. Town of Mooresville: sorry your honor we don't have it anymore. Judge: bring the cash or bring a toothbrush, your call
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pretty much everything in Florida is a toxic breach that was years in the making, not sure what makes this one special
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
The most essential law ever for people living in Ohio has just taken effect. Drink up, Buckeyes
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these colorful sailboats
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Noting that the ship didn't sink, NYC rats are back from their year long sabbatical in the suburbs
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Not content to be a mere dumpster fire, Florida raises the stakes to landfill fire. Mmmm, landfill fire
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Stick 'em up. This monkey's loaded" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prosecutors blame gross negligence for deadly train crash, which lead to ugly reprisals and flat-out funny-looking photos
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you're going to fraudulently collect $5.8 million in COVID-19 relief money and use it to buy luxury cars, Louis Vuitton merchandise, and more, then you might not want to go flaunting it on Facebook
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Music charts, movie directors, software updates, and weird promotions are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 28 - April 3 Space Toys Edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
God is dead
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The nation's - nay, the WORLD's - best Mexican food restaurant files for bankruptcy
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
0.0144% of those who have gotten the vaccine have come down with Covid-19. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens: Monday edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaannnnnd...here comes the drought
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(Folkspaper)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder who is in a throuple with two sex dolls says that his partners have fallen in love with each other. It's not Fark, it's ... it's .... it's .... I have no idea
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this portrait of the artist
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario Premier Doug Ford is going to make an announcement today concerning the Canadian Covid surge. But based on the picture of Ford used in this article, perhaps we should be more concerned that aliens who have taken over his body might have something to say
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman, 23, who only grew one breast says she refused a free boob job because she doesn't need to be "fixed." No, really. She's all right
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Navy confirms another streetlight (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are you an adult living in Pennsylvania? Go ahead and get your vaccine starting tomorrow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yes, the IRS has the power to tax your Bitcoin. Unless, of course, you declare yourself a sovereign citizen first. That stops them cold
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ever put salt in your coffee instead of sugar? Or Preparation H on your toothbrush instead of toothpaste? Then you can totally understand how that police officer in MN "accidentally" shot an unarmed black man with his gun instead of his Taser
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Twenty tons of Bud Light spills on Georgia interstate, and nothing of value was lost
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Loved my Mother's Day present, but my daughter was very upset about what we are now affectionately calling 'butt hole bear'"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
India predicted to be the 'next Brazil' as COVID-19 cases skyrocket due to overcrowding and complacency. You really don't want to be labelled that during this pandemic
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 12 is 'gallant' as in: "Goofus calls women dames, but Gallant holds a door open for a Gallant'll she's inside"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1861, Confederate forces fired on Fort Sumter, kicking off the US Civil War and eventually making millions of dollars for Confederate flag makers in China
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
12-year-old graduating high school this spring, plans to attend Arizona State with plans to work as NASA engineer. In related story, subby's teenager has yet to crawl out of bed
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