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Sat July 24, 2021
(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Photoshop these textile tubs
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Cape Cod is now considered the shark capital of the world. Massachusetts Farkers wicked scared, still unable to drive
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(Evening Express)
 
 
 
"I just can't believe I've got her back, I keep thinking it's a dream. I just think I'm going to wake up and it won't be real." Welcome to Caturday
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The same cops tasked with policing resistance to pipelines anticipate financial benefits from oil companies moving into their areas. How do you say "Conflict of Interest" in cop?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
15,000 Sydneysiders hold mass party to celebrate another lockdown in Australia's biggest city
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Three notable weed busts in Humboldt this week: In total, deputies eradicated over 35,000 growing cannabis plants, seized almost 5000 pounds of processed bud and documented approximately 97 environmental violations. No arrests were made
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Oh f*ck there's an alcohol shortage through the end of this year. EVERYONE PANIC
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Seeing that this would help a lot of people, the UN adopts their first resolution on vision
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UNESCO, feeling giddy about revoking world heritage status from Liverpool for developing its historic docks is now threatening to do the same to Stonehenge if the UK goes ahead with plans to build a massive road tunnel there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Big corporations, US history, top-selling albums, and Chinese propaganda are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 4-10 Tunnel Vision Edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Being a nurse in COVID denying Arkansas is its own special brand of hell. Here's one who's fighting back
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Three weeks after one of the most highly vaccinated counties in the US dropped its masking directive, that county again recommends all people wear masks in indoor public spaces
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Fri July 23, 2021
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Two covidiots walk into a bar ... one guess what happened next
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This "dog" deserves steak
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After escaping from a slaughterhouse, a bull has been eluding search parties and roaming the streets of Long Island for three days. It should have a name. Bully Joel? Joey Bullafuoco? Bully McBullface?
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Don't play Deadpool with your girlfriend
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Anti-mask clowns attack breast cancer patient over facility's mask policy, like that's her fault
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Commas. Live them. Love them. USE them
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Thanks to scalpers, the hottest tickets in town are passport appointments
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(Library of Congress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this factory
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China pulls out from the WHO's next world tour
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In future news, rum to become Ireland's favorite drink soon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As if the Japanese Olympics didn't have enough going wrong with it already: Now a typhoon could hit Tokyo just days into the Summer Games
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
It's bad when you sue a person for leaving a 1-star review on Google. It's worse when you forget to lock your self-publishing "Testimonial" page on your website and end up with dozens of 1-star reviews
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Google's Olympic doodle is a full JRPG to play
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
There are so many memes possible for this story- other than grumpycatgood.jpg which would you choose?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese man's stroke leads to almost fatal release
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(Some Thing)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magical device for transforming analog signals into discrete marks on paper
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Although yoga pants and leggings raise blood pressure and lead to stiffening, they can't prevent you catching covid
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Texas gunman pulls a Florida move by highjacking an ambulance with patients and EMTs inside
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Only people shocked that when you deploy mental health workers to 911 calls that people get the treatment they need and do better won't read this because their new Punisher Back the Blue Thin Blue Line decal arrived
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Meet Amsterdam's two super hot twin sister sex workers who have 'serviced more than 335,000 men' in their short careers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Troopers find cereal box full of heroin during traffic stop. No, it wasn't Honey Smacks
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Boil this story down to brass tacks and it's that a teen is going to spend five years in prison because he REALLY wanted someone else's Twitter handle and killed a man in an attempt to get it
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(Indiana Business Journal)
 
 
 
All US colleges and universities to announce nationwide vaccination and masking requirements on Monday
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Oooooommmmm, ooooommmmm, oooooommmmm..more relaxed and less social during the pandemic...Oooooommmmm"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A Brazilian people dress as reptiles to get their Covid-19 vaccinations, mocking Bolsonaro, as foretold by scripture
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man Calling Libraries And Masturbating To A Supreme Court Opinion... is the actual headline
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CITIZENS: "I'm not a huge fan of facial recognition and I really don't want to participate." STATES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "Use it or you don't get the unemployment benefits that you paid for and are otherwise entitled to receive"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman leaves home for the first time in nine months due to Covid shielding, is promptly struck and killed by a truck
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we'll create new services that nobody has ever asked for & illustrate them in action (example in thread). Illustrate your own silly service idea using any medium and tell us what it does
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after anti-Asian hate crime spree
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Elderly South Korean couple spend 10 years hoarding tons of garbage as dowry to get rid of stay at home son
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Texas pastor (because of course he is) accused of drugging a minor and raping her
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Randy couple having sex on the beach feel the wrath of the beach flip-flop from irate bather
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones's last line of defense in defamation lawsuit: Hillary Clinton. Laughter OL
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(Vice)
 
 
 
I'm ok with this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actions have consequences, QAnon Shaman. Even if you DO suffer from mental illness
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're going to go on a long racist rant, make sure you aren't in front of a live microphone at a race track in Iowa. Unemploymentarity ensues
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
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