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Thu September 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
French police fail to surrender, bust fake souvenir ring and seize 20 tons of little Eiffel Towers
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Lioness gives a wake-up call to ridiculous druggie who breaks into zoo enclosure
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Now we have no chance of world peas
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
You pick up one scruffy hitchhiker and suddenly no one wants to let you drive the school bus anymore
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ohio deli worker will not be prosciutted for eating $9200 worth of ham
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
More than 132,000 pounds of ground beef, or enough to feed the Bethel College cheerleading squad for two weeks, has been recalled due to possible E. coli contaimination
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
California doctors must now disclose to patients when they're on probation for sexual misconduct. In other news, California doctors on probation for sexual misconduct are allowed to treat patients
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I suppose "sexy Handmaid's Tale costume" was inevitable
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Guy pretends to be a billionaire, throws insane parties for celebrities and then disappears completely. Ta Da
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Anti-Gay Lawyer Who Tried to Marry His "Porn-Filled" Laptop Sues Lafayette Parish Library, Claiming Drag Queen Reading Endorses Religion". A thousand monkeys with typewriters couldn't have put it better
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Loaded guns make lousy batons, maestro
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(Some Interior Decorator)
 
 
 
Photoshop this...chair?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced these octopuses' regular water with ecstasy. Let's see what happens... FOR SCIENCE
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Confederate group, banned from country club, promises to rise again although perhaps with lawyers this time
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Are you middle class? Click on the link, pew, pew, pew and find out
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Rejected law school applicant sues 24 schools for violations of Magna Carta, Black's Law Dictionary
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeon claims that although he accidentally removed a woman's kidney instead of an adrenal gland, he was not negligent. Wait, what?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what has Florida man been up to this week? Does eating alligator contribute to the general lunacy? Find out in the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept. 2-8 No, We're Not Doing Mushrooms Edition
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Another ruptured gas line in Massachusetts leads to yet another evacuation. Marlborough Man inconsolable
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
For those Ohio residents worried about federal fugitive Shawn Christy, fear not. Dog the Bounty Hunter is on the case
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The teacher's version of the dog ate my homework: "The fire at the school destroyed evidence that would clear me of sexual abuse allegations"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that Hurricane Florence has devastated the Carolina coast, scientists once again ponder the same question after EVERY hurricane that devastates the coast: "Do we rebuild"?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Someone in New Orleans is slashing the tops of convertibles and pouring liquid deer urine inside the cars. If they would only throw in some beads too they'd have a rolling Bourbon Street
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman accused of using glitter and crayons to mail drugs to boyfriend in jail looks like you'd expect
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why pilots never have the fish
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Today's "shooting with multiple injuries" brought to you by (throws dart at map), Aberdeen Maryland. UPDATE: 3 dead, multiple wounded. Suspect in custody
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This man shares his home with 400 reptiles. He certainly does not suffer from a reptile dysfunction
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
FOTY nominee who stuffed his kid into an arcade game to hand out prizes has been properly identified so he can receive what's coming to him.Yes, there is video
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fark announces plans to relocate its head office to Toronto
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this careful climber
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're on an airplane and you and around 30 other passengers start bleeding from your nose and ears because the crew forgot to hit the "bleed switch"? In other news, planes apparently have a "bleed switch"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Cops admit trying to dispose of a 4,000-pound dead whale in a parking lot dumpster was a mistake. "We said, 'baby whale,' so everyone thought it was a small whale" chief says
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Some Australians deserve to be killed by their wildlife, but not the guy they're targeting here
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Colombia is still #1 in cocaine production as it breaks new records. SNIFF
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hurricane shelters are stressful places, reports the Romero Institute for Climatology
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite huntress is at it again (warning: graphic images)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven, Never have I had a more beguiling profile
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Sunspot observatory was shut down due to child pornography. Well, that explains the blackhawk helicopter
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Elaborate scam in which stolen credit cards were used to purchase goods for resale, leads police to woman in possession of $17,859.20 in stolen cookies and chocolates. Surely she is some kind of a monster
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
That horror movie trope about 'no cell service'? Shark attack victims on Cape Cod are finding out it's true
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Police estimate that the tractor trailer was going at mach 1 at the time of the accident
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forensic official who was fired after authorities discovered a refrigerated truck with multiple corpses inside now admits there's a second trailer containing 144 bodies, which is literally gross
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 698: "A Shore Thing 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 19, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
What is it about flying that brings out the worst in people?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Court upholds ruling that Duchess of Cambridge's boobs are worth €75,000 each
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bad: getting your cell phone stolen. Worse: getting stabbed. Fark: having your car blown up. Ultra-fark: all by the same suspect, who remains at large
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
You've heard of U.S. Navy's SEALs, right? Well, now get ready for U.S. Navy's Leap Frogs. And no, that's not another acronym
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Look what the cat dragged in
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alan Abel, famous hoaxer who had his obituary printed by the NYT 40 years ago, finally dies. Or did he?
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