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Fri April 05, 2024
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Someone is building a huge bridge to cross the Darien gap between Central and South America. is it China? Or is Scotland having another go at a colony there?
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(KULR 8 Billings)
 
 
 
Oscar the Grouch has fallen on hard times
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(USGS)
 
 
 
East coast just had a little baby aftershock. Was super cute
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
'I told him he was a fool'. Judge gives Jan. 6 defendants tongue-lashing over lawyer swap
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It took the stoners from Leafly to point out that a NY judge had inadvertently thrown out all NY recreational cannabis laws. All fixed now, and NY dispensaries can advertise on 3rd party websites. Like Leafly
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What better way to open the swimming and diving venue for the Paris Olympics than slipping on a diving board and falling ass first into the pool in front of the President of France
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dying is expensive
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Oscar's off his meds
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(Some Black Hole)
 
 
 
Photoshop this illustration of how extraterrestrial magnets work
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese authorities: Do not cancel your trips to Japan just because of a little flesh-eating bacteria. Godzilla and Rodan were both much worse than this
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
That's urban renewal for you
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Woman mistakes $20 million Powerball win for $20,000. Probably a little more excited after realizing her mistake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are all of them recalled or just certain flavors?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
East bound and down, loaded up and trucking
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Philly trains install fancy new high-tech "fare evasion gates" that actually make it easier to evade paying the fare
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Headless torso found in area designed to clear your head
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Earthquake rattled balls
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Hersheypark. Come see the angry raccoon attraction"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dumb: Speeding in your blacked-out 'Vette. Dumber: Taunting the cops about it online. Fark: Doing so with a house full of weed, shrooms, and guns
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'He said to his dad, 'I'll fix this right now.' And he jumped out the window in front of us all"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Photoshop this eclipse safety precaution
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists are blindingly stupid. Literally
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Shocking people might help in the case of cardiac arrest, but it does nothing for a diabetic crisis
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Your dog wants NARCAN
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Farking guy stole our farking swear jar
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
ISIS is coming for your Italian food (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Vox article says the upcoming solar eclipse is a critical test for the US power grid. Subby, being a doomsdayer, says we as a country are doomed to be in the dark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
First day on the internet, Israeli spy chief?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eclipse tourists getting Buffaloed with abrupt hotel cancellations despite making reservations up to two years in advance
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Something's wrong, the Pentagon's new UFO report on 'secret alien spaceships' fails to answer some important questions. Subby's not saying they're hiding aliens, but they're hiding aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Rock Stars)
 
 
 
Caption this band on their album cover
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stunned archaeologists probe claims of giant ancient hippies in Nevada caves
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Tanks are so last century
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
There's an old saying in the Irish judiciary that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russia may have another Chernobyl on its hands
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boffins have scary news from remote Antarctica, warn that 13 new viruses have been found and admit 'they're everywhere' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Four State Police troopers who faked traffic tickets won't face any charges because f*ck you, that's why
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
More than seven tons of trash that has accumulated outside a Los Angeles home has been removed by city crews. Wait, make that seven tons "so far". Like, how is this even possible?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Israel has fired the officers responsible for the World Central Kitchen airstrike. I mean, yeah, it's going to keep bombing the hell out of civilians and aid workers, but at least those guys won't be responsible anymore
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Break out the fallen lawn chairs
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When I was your age, I had to walk seven miles to school, uphill, both ways
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Who knew the Red Dawn prequel would involve so many construction workers? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Won't someone PLEASE think of the billionaire?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Want to watch the solar eclipse? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Elmo is just starting to understand that he accidentally turned having what should have been a useful, helpful product that many people wanted into a badge of shame. No, not a Tesla. Well, not just a Tesla
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The 2024 hurricane forecast is out and, well, it was nice knowing you, Florida. Good luck. You're going to need it
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enhanced meeting experience
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Free pizza? Yayyyy Oh wait
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Is it really a violation of the open container law if it's the police that opened the container?
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 772 of WW3. Orcs cause enough damage in Kharkiv to shut down the Metro. UAF attacks russian military airfield, destroying at least 6 warplanes. One of these things is not like the other. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread
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