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Fri March 26, 2021
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 The UK hopes vaccination checks at pubs will convince younger people to get the Covid-19 shot before doing shots
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
  
 
 More importantly, how on Earth did a shark's head end up in Ohio?
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(Daily Express)
 
  
 
 Bill Gates and his 5G chips should have us back to normal in 2022 (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 Elon Musk's space junk rained down over Portland and Seattle tonight
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
  
 
 Alaska's ferry system is so broke that it might start scuttling ships to save money. Captain Ramius approves
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 USC college settles predator gynecologist lawsuit for *pinky finger to mouth* one billion dollars
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(CBC)
 
  
 
 Man faints when judge tells him he's going to prison for murdering a random dude to threaten another
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(Inside the Magic)
 
  
 
 Disney rolls out immersive Titanic experience. Some guests have a problem with that
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Seattle Times)
 
  
 
 74-year-old Seattle man dragged out of bed, handcuffed, and held at gun point by police officers who forced their way into the man's home during a drug raid. Excuse me, did I say "drug raid"? I meant welfare check
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
  
 
 On second thought a street mural in huge block letters the same color as the yellow and white lines was probably a bad idea
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(KCRG)
 
  
 
 New roller coaster looks like it's melting
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(WJRT)
 
  
 
 Having solved all other problems, Michigan Republicans pass bill to make gas cans easier to use
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 Yes, sleeping octopuses dream. But their dreams are short dreams, not long and convoluted like yours. They are sleeping underwater, though, so it's probably safe to say that all their dreams are wet
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 Surfer dude rescues man and dog in: You guessed it - Minnesota
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Cutting assets in half might require a hacksaw. Cutting them into thirds can be a bit trickier
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(Abc.net.au)
 
  
 
 Brothers accused of forging $3m worth of stamps and selling them on e-commerce sites. Police noticed when people started sending letters again
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(We Are Central PA)
 
  
 
 PA State Police warn people of springtime con artists, scams, home invasions, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Killer tornado outbreak underway in Alabama. Georgia, Mississippi and Tennessee also at risk
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(MLive.com)
 
  
 
 Air Force to Michigan: "Federal Clean Water Act *and* state law? Never heard of either. We do what we want"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
  
 
 Offering a minor family member cigarettes, alcoholic beverages, and methamphetamine is a good way to get police to find that pipe bomb on your dresser. So don't, mm-kay?
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(The Atlantic)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this maze
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
  
 
 "FINE, you can keep your eggs"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
  
 
 Fancy Detroit restaurant doesn't want your hoodie-and-sweatpants nor your dank-stank in their dining room
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
  
 
 Everything's bigger in Texas including this 95-mile, five county police chase
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(Bored Panda)
 
  
 
 Iowa couple recreates their wedding photos to celebrate their 50th anniversary. She hasn't changed a bit
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Man has testicles removed from his ear because they kept slapping his face
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
  
 
 Yup, Florida
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(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 Hot news for Covid vaccinated Tennessee residents, the top strip clubs in Nashville are offering VIP life membership and promising you the party of a lifetime (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 The last major city in Yemen under government control may fall to a rag-tag pro-Iranian militia, as Saudi airstrikes fail to impede the Houthis and the Blowfish with their compelling "I only wanna be with you" propaganda
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(ABC News)
 
  
 
 (Makes finger quotes) "Concerned"
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 UK government contractor provides UK kids with their own online, illegal child labor, tutors from Sri Lanka. No word on whether you can have them beaten if your snowflake fails maths
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(SFGate)
 
  
 
 Covid-19 will happen to them. Most will recover from it without problems. Some won't. Some will die. Think measles outbreaks
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(Patch)
 
  
 
 Perhaps the shark had a hankerin' for hotdish and cheese curds?
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(The Atlantic)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this headdress
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(CBS Chicago)
 
  
 
 While investigating the death of 31-year-old Theodore Hilk in his Chicago condo, police discovered multiple explosive devices. While the cause is still unknown, subby is betting on death by misadventure
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Suez canal captain Dick Johnson insists he wasn't "intentionally" charting an x-rated route before getting "C-blocked" by that shoreline. Suuuuure, bud
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(Vice)
 
  
 
 Airport Rats is the reboot of Mallrats we've been waiting for
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(Texas Monthly)
 
  
 
 Keep Austin Weird. Newly arriving professionals: Nope
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
  
 
 "Downtown Asbury Park underground explosion; over 400 residents are without power and evacuating" - no word if they've been cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night
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(History Channel)
 
  
 
 On this day in history, in 1968, the Wise Men brought gifts of Frankincense, Myrhh, and Get the Hell Out of Vietnam
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(Some Bored Guy)
 
  
 
 You know you've been cooped up in the house for far too long when normal things like trying a new recipe, seeing a new movie, or choosing a new book to read is now considered an "adventure"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
  
 
 From sex toys to virtual romps, new Sex Census from the Sun reveals what really ticks Britain's boxes. *Giggity*
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(Click2Houston)
 
  
 
 Bank teller makes a withdrawal after he shows interest in the nude photos deposited on customers' phones
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(WPXI.com)
 
  
 
 Armstrong County, PA Memorial Hospital will be receiving more than 3,100 doses a week of the Covid-19 vaccine in the coming weeks -- but organizers aren't seeing many people registering for a spot. Please, if you are in the area, you know what to do
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(NYPost)
 
  
 
 Survey shows that women are very "pandemic-horny" right now and prefer "dad bods" over those men who are ripped and also that unicorn farts are the key to energy renewal
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 13 and 15-year old girls use stun gun on DC Uber Eats driver in attempted carjacking that leaves the car overturned and the driver dead. Playing GTA sure was different when I was growing up
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(Vice)
 
  
 
 What a time to be alive. Unusual scent trifecta in play?
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 The Chinese embassy? Yeah, go down Hong Kong Road and turn at Tiananmen Square. If you arrive at Tibet Hill you went too far
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
  
 
 King County Sheriff's Office to pay $5M for shooting death of Tommy Le, in yet another case that proves the value of cameras so long as Pamela Anderson isn't involved
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(WUSA9)
 
  
 
 "Arlington County police say a homemade sawed-off shotgun and two improvised explosive devices were located." While there's really no reason for explosive devices in anyone's home - What exactly is a 'homemade sawed-off shotgun'? Anyone?
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