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Wed October 17, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
♪ It's Prayajraj not Allahabad, it's Prayagraj not Allalahabad, why did Allalahbad get the screws? That's nobody's business but the Hindus ♪
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The teal pumpkin will signal to trick-or-treaters that your house is distributing plastic toys instead of candy this year because of food allergy concerns, is also a conveniently bright target for egging
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Witches now outnumber Presbyterians in the US. "No longer is witchcraft and paganism satanic and demonic. it's a 'pre-Christian tradition' that promotes 'free thought' and 'understanding of earth and nature.'"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Сбросить часы
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Scientists cannot explain why cosmic rays burst from Antarctica. And then the murders began
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Wendy's worker who put 'Chubby' on customer receipt fired
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop whatever the heck is going on here
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
Woofday
 
Two-week-old puppy gets head stuck in gate, gets unstuck with police help just in time to enjoy his Woofday Wetnose Wednesday #3
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(Woodinville Weekly)
 
 
 
It's that most wonderful time of the year: "Older female distracted store clerk while younger male stuffed Christmas ornaments down pants and exited store"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Shirting all over the place
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(US News)
 
 
 
Nevada pimp to stay on ballot, despite being dead
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
D.A.R.E. fights opioid crisis with new lesson plans, which will be rolled up and smoked by students
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police looking for 4 black males in a Hyundai Elantra arrest woman waiting for Applebee's interview. Guess which attribute she matched
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lard Tunderin Jaysus, it's 'bout time fer dat der weed
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you're planning an international cycling tour that includes the world's largest prison colony nation, you might want to keep a close eye on your bike. Just sayin'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Albania's graveyard of Soviet-era MiGs. In other news, hopes increase for Lord of War sequel
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Even in retirement, George W Bush is finding things to bomb
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
At least 12 dead in France's worst flooding in more than a century. France submerges
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
A $50 tip is pretty great for a waitress to receive, especially when she parlays it into $70,000 lottery win
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(News24)
 
 
 
After a lengthy Baseball career, WHO considering global health emergency over DRC Ebola outbreak. WHAT still on second base
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Hello 911? there's been a plane crash in my neighborhood. What? It's just a Halloween decoration? OK, thanks." *hangs up*
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Tue October 16, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Spike in Scotland wintertime deaths has many people saying... well, we don't actually know what they're saying because of the impenetrable accent, but they sound a bit peeved
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
YouTube is down. EVERYBODY PANIC and use Vimeo
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(Some Crocheter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this knit wit
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman sues bed supplier after being 'catapulted' during sex and ending up paralyzed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First of all, what kind of idiot wears $150,000 worth of jewelry to a strip club?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Ukrainian pilot: "Da, velcome to my Su-27UB. Just please do not push button marked 'авария.'" US Pilot: "Why? What's that do?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Some people seem to have a problem with Natural Light's new 77 pack
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(NRK (Norway))
 
 
 
Photoshop this evacuating couple
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
For sale: voter registration records for thirty five million Americans. Includes full name, phone numbers, physical addresses, voting history, and affiliation. For amusement purposes only. $42,200
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Giant nose stolen off porch. Police are looking for a woman in a tunic and a butler robot holding a silver ball
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Deputies searching for fugitive can't find him. His girlfriend hasn't seen him in days, she says. Her four year old, however, shows the deputies where he is - hiding in an electrical closet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Coffee rust threatens Latin American crop. 150 years ago, it wiped out an empire, presumably due to fatigue and caffeine withdrawal
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Did NYPD detain any violent right-wing thugs after street brawl? Nein. Might there still be arrests? Nine
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey wants you to know that you should always feel free to question Twitter. He's never going to actually fix anything, mind you, but questions? Ask away
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sim City alien invasion, 8 year olds and archaeology, and Pilsner Totoro. Enjoy your Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-09-30 to Sat 2018-10-06
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man breaks into car wash, gains access to vacuums, shockingly does not go on a vacuuming spree
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Combined MegaMillions, Powerball jackpots now equal almost 1 BILLION dollars. Whoever wins needs to have the BEST. FARK .PARTY. EVAR
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: when travelling by air, check your luggage when possible, but remember that roasted pig heads go in the overhead compartment to avoid being drooled on by customs dogs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iowa's serial dine and dasher busted at an Applebee's. This has to double suck for him, I mean not only did he get caught, but he got caught at Applebee's. With all his options he could have gone somewhere good like IHOP or Chili's
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Helmet cam shows skier barely escaping avalanche. Dumbass then decides to whoop loudly
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Beaver Bridge has a 10-ton weight limit. 35-ton bus attempts to drive across. With bridge-sagging video
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Watch out US Navy, Iran and its arsenal of Photoshop missiles can hit ANY ship in the Strait of Hormuz if Washington tries to strangle Tehran's oil exports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Brave deputies enter home uninvited, demand man stop filming him. In. His. Own. Home. Fark: It is not illegal in Mississippi to film a police officer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The goalkeeper turned to the crowd behind his goal and shouted "that's my car being towed", which only resulted in chants of "Preston move your car, Preston, Preston move your car"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't ride your motorized wheelchair up the escalator, even if the elevator isn't working. That goes double if the elevator is working
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah appeals court says if your ex shacks up with someone else, you may not have to pay alimony
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Giving pot brownies to classmates. New and gross: Giving cookies made with grandma's ashes to classmates
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man who booby-trapped his backdoor with a shotgun shot himself when he opened the door to feed some squirrels. Fark: Epic pic of warning sign with camera, lights and grammar error on his property
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop John Paul Jones and this really, really large instrument
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