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Sun December 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Last night's party was the bomb
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
The adoption process is hard enough without discovering the baby probably never existed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh police investigating the distribution of antisemitic pamphlets near the scene of the synagogue terror attack
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The list of top dog names for 2018 makes you realize that people are a lot better at naming dogs than at naming other people
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moth staring at you
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
"Post Death Medicaid Lien" is the latest in thing in the American health care system. (rolls eyes)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The real question is, how the fark do you concealed-carry an AK-47?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Elvis has left the sidewalk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jack Sparrow impersonator who was married to ghost of 300-year-old pirate: "We're going arrrr separate ways"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, Urhines. Looks like there's competition for stupid baby names
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exterminator
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Tiny violins sought as infamous Alabama speed trap town sinks into further financial trouble
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"He called himself 'shark bait' because he was a surfer," says old chum
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wilfred DeFour, 100-year-old Tuskegee airman from World War II, dies
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
And so it begins: arrest made at a Texas church for religious intolerance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
95-year-old federal judge puts his gavel down twice a week, laces up his boots, and goes ice dancing with his Russian coach
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Letters from the War on Christmas
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Old and busted: speed dating. New weirdness: Uber pool dating
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you had any travel plans involving airlines today, well... chances are you're hosed. Also, stop with the naming of winter storms. It's just stupid
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool swimmer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday morning: "Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward." Lessons you learned the hard way
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Could separate but equal airplane sections be the key to safer skies?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Someone bought Christmas trees online, sight unseen. This is how it turned out
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yes ... there's a reason the mountainside is called Lookout Point (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Panic at the disco leaves six dead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"ICE takes very seriously the health, safety and welfare of those in our care ... including providing access to necessary and appropriate medical care." And presumably will take very seriously the $60 million wrongful death suit for killing a child
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(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
Not news: you can't land an airplane blind. Fark: hold my beer
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
World Health Organization and CDC both say that multiple outbreaks of measles have been spotted
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Sat December 08, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CAUTION: Men AND WOMEN at work
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Uranus Examiner gives up, blames annoying dingleberries
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
This Brexit 'Doomsday Prepper' is taking no chances
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Death of Russian human rights advocate. News: Of old age
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this skyscraper
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(Some Smalltown Rag)
 
 
 
THIS is why we need Grammar Nazis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nude couple atop pyramid prompts Egyptian investigation. Officials blame foreigners with mummy issues
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Washing dishes as stress relief? Color me a skeptic ... with a sink full of dishes
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this floating cloud
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They use 75 percent less energy than traditional incandescent bulbs and last 25 times longer. Why aren't we all using LED bulbs for everything, again?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Meth is a hell of a drug which can eventually turn you into skullface
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump has full confidence in John Kelly
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Former Miss Kentucky became a teacher. But since you are reading about her on Fark you can guess what happened recently
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you like having perfect strangers gleefully poke you in the stomach, have we got a holiday gift idea for you
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Best health care in the world. THE BEST
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(Eater)
 
 
 
First they came for the straws, and I said nothing, for I am not a straw. Then they came for the plastic utensils, and I said nothing, for I am not a plastic utensil
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hapless burglar finds out that Baskin-Robbins secret 32nd flavor is actually 'whoopass'
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Cop fired for having "relationship" with a high school student. Fark. Who was over 18. TotalFark: Cop wasn't working at the school. UltraFark: Internal affairs investigation noted cop hadn't violated any department policies or criminal laws
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
When I was a kid, we had to walk to school in the freezing weather 20 miles every day. We were too poor for shoes, so we had to try to wrap snow around our feet for warmth. If your feet bled, it would attract the wolves. Today's kids are just coddled
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Move over whippersnappers and pass gramps the joint ...for his joints
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A group of hospital workers pool up their money to jointly buy lottery tickets every month. They finally win a decent amount and you won't believe what happens next
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty million Southerners stock up on milk and bread
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