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Sun February 17, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Geez, one little mistake and suddenly everyone's all over your ass. OK, I fibbed to get a search warrant that got four cops shot and two citizens killed, but why rake a guy over the coals for something trivial like that?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Homeowners call authorities to remove very large kitty from their tree
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Unicord
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Good news, we found your stolen car. Good news for the City: we waited a few months to tell you we found it so we can rack up sweet storage fees
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Did you have a nice Valentine's Day? Great, now here are the probabilities you will break up with your partner within 1, 2, and 5 years
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Public art displays, public social media accounts, and public relations disasters are all here on the Fark Weird News Quiz February 3-9 New Computer Edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teenage girl who left England to join IS and was quoted saying "I did have a good time there" can't understand why she is not being welcomed back with open arms
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Forty-five years ago today, Private First Class Robert K. Preston stole a helicopter and landed on the south lawn of the White House, allegedly as a publicity stunt to "show his skill as a pilot"
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Neighbors band together to try to get a pusher off the street
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Apparently, DMV workers don't like stalkers who order them pizzas and leave wads of cash
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Protip: if you are subject to drug tests at your job, pass on trying that tasty coca leaf tea you brought back from your Machu Picchu vacation
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these motorcyclists
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Did you ever save a life? Fix a loose coil wire for a super model who was late to a photo shoot? Tell us about the time, large or small, where you were a hero
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out you can't reason someone out of a slow and painful death they didn't reason themselves into
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hopefully they can find something to eat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's seemingly innocent household item that may be secretly killing you is **spins wheels** your toaster
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Doctors shocked when child's X-ray reveals two perfectly shaped hearts
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Fishing boat sinks in Bering Strait near Dutch Harbor. All five crewmen rescued, but cod presumed dead
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The latest internet trend for women who think they're breaking new cultural ground is to stop using dyes and instead embrace their grey hairs. Just like their mothers. And their grandmothers. And their great grandmothers
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Really, people, the last thing you ever should do at crowded airport security checkpoint is yell "GUN"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This guy thought a wrench was the right tool to use to fix the screen on his 12th floor window. He thought wrong
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
The birth certificate is going to have to list place of birth as "Airbus 320, 'Born to Be Blue'/N523JB"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Colorado woman pens 'breakup' note on her foot before amputation. Just another relationship ending because of too much detachment
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(Circa)
 
 
 
Six years after legalizing recreational marijuana the nation of Uruguay is experiencing a 20% increase in violent drug crime. Wait, what's that, violent crime actually decreased 20%? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sat February 16, 2019
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio eviscerates Amazon for proving all of their critics right by tucking tail and running at the very first meeting where they were not bowed down to and shown the proper respect that the benevolent Lords of Capitalism deserve
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wow, it's almost like judging people doesn't make them do what you want them to. Imagine that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom finally vaccinates her kids because she finally met a doctor who didn't dismiss her questions and act like an arrogant authoritarian. (Tag is for doctor, because barking orders doesn't work on everyone)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Largest cocaine shipment in 25 years confiscated from Mexican smugglers...at a port of entry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jussie Smollett to get national recognition for amazing acting and script writing, probably won't be nominated for an Oscar
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Lynchpin of commerce, abandoned eyesore, mobile home, million-dollar objet d'art: the humble shopping cart in all its guises merits recognition as a ubiquitous icon of urban life
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this high-tech communications device
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sixty-year-old man with concealed-carry permit allegedly shoots two Walgreens pharmacy workers over his meds, escapes in Hyundai, ditches it, runs to a Golden Corral where cops apprehend him after shootout. An American tale, ladies and gentlemen
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you know it costs about 50 times more to make a call from an Illinois jail than the Illinois State Prison? Yeah, Jake Blues is pissed too
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Email is making us stupid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Behold the magical town in Canada where residents live alongside polar bears ... without becoming snacks of the largest land carnivore in the world
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(The Vintage News)
 
Vintage
 
Company will take your cremated remains and press them into a vinyl album. No word if it's David Bowie's 'Ashes to Ashes':
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pig with attitude
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
You know the Outback Steakhouse slogan "No rules. Just right"? Well, they need a rule for "No scamming on Valentine's Day"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turns out that ISIS may actually be on the verge of defeat. For real this time. Seriously
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not quite the happiest place on earth after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby is confused ... why is the media suddenly focusing on a laser sight?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Family wins $37M judgement against cop who shot woman during standoff ... which is then overturned by judge. It's the Baltimore way. You get nothing. Good day
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Want a new husky puppy? Will you be interested in a lease? Do you have a trade in?
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(Some Fusion)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red rover
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After being "treated like air" for three minutes while shop owners ignored him, guy takes his sandwich and leaves without paying. Fark: he's a member of the Slovenian Parliament and is now forced to resign
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(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
'Animals are family too': Three cats rescued from smoke-filled home, reunited with owners just in time for Caturday, Valentine's Day edition
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And in just minutes the population of Iraq increased by seven
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Woman killed by train linked to shoplifting incident. Not clear how they can be sure, as all those trains look alike
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dick Churchill, the last person living who made it out of Stalag Luft III during the Great Escape, has made a breakout from this mortal coil at age 99
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan to officially recognize Ainu as indigenous people, great crossword answer
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