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Thu June 21, 2018
(WSYX ABC6 Columbus)
 
 
 
Suspect nicknamed "Popeye" wanted for Southern Ohio break-ins and I have a feeling he's gonna be pretty easy to identify
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Archaeologists scour the 1969 Woodstock music festival field to find remnants of the long lost hippie generation and figure out what went wrong
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Koko the gorilla dies at age 46. Sad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beware the rise of the Frankenstein super pig. OINK
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This is NOT FINE
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"Have you seen Chris?" "That's a tender subject. Here, try the brisket"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman discovers blood-stained glove in roast chicken she was going to give to her dogs. In other news, someone bought a whole roast chicken just for their dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman wants to slap the 'silly' tag on Debbie the cancer nurse, who helped a suffering 14-year-old girl laugh at her osteoblastoma and grow up into a healthy person and mother. First she must find her
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
When a service dog approaches you without its owner you should A) Feed it bacon B) Throw it a ball C) Seek out help immediately for the dog's owner, who's inevitably in medical distress somewhere nearby
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked, and gambling at a casino is no way to go through life, son
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Cop shoos bear out of a Subaru Outback
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
What's worse than having your ranch under floodwaters? Having your ranch under floodwaters with "pissed-off huge" grizzly bears swimming around
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Spendin' all your time gettin' tail and layin' pipe is no way to go through life, son. At least not that kind of tail and not that kind of pipe
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 685: "Modern Day Still Life 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Fail ALMOST manages to report actual news without a slant when a water main breaks at Mandalay Bay. Then they close with a reference to the shooting last year
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police investigating body found floating near Davis Islands. Possibly a witch
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand is at BABYCON 1 as PM goes into labour. Yes she's the head of Labour Party, yes that joke has already been made
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia improves its battle robot. It looks tough but a wedgebot might be able to get under it, flip it over
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these steampunk vampires
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Researchers uncover how alcohol is good for your heart. Well, of course, the chemical basis for alcohol use in moderat- YOU DO YOUR STUDY, I'LL DO MINE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese company apologizes on national TV for one of their employee's scandalous 3-minute lunch breaks
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy calls 911 twice -- once to say his parents were making him eat salad he didn't like, then to ask when cops would arrive because he really didn't like the salad
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Driver armed with machete no match for driver in pole position. Bonus: generic image of car on curvy road
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The reaction when people find out their photos are being used by a Twitter bot: "In other news, I'm now a motorcycle-riding, sushi-eating, Arizona-loving supporter of some governor I've never heard of. Nice"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"I am SO skipping the block party next year"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Until I first drank my dog's pee, I was depressed, I was sad, and I had bad acne"
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(SFW)
 
 
 
Photoshop this graphic picture
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Legalized pot comes to Canada October 17, 2018, 9 days after Thanksgiving. Amen
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Disgraced former FIFA President Sepp Blatter is attending the World Cup in Russia as Putin's special guest because of course he is
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Contractor hired to build and tear down temporary housing skips straight to the last step when hauling it under a low bridge
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hawaii begs tourists to stop taking selfies with the deadly molten lava
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(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"Beer had several signs of intoxication and smelled of alcohol, police said." No, this is not satire
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The U.S. Navy has finally had it with Florida
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Spanish forced to remind Brits to wear clothes (NSFW )
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman says she only had 3 drinks and doesn't remember proposing to her sober driver, stealing his car, or driving 80 with him clinging to the roof rack
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prisoner called Spider-Man climbs up onto jail roof; falls and breaks three bones. Movie script still needs work
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man who drove forklift through Lit Restaurant Supplies was likely Lit himself
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(C|Net)
 
Weeners
 
First there was the Wienermobile. Then came WienerDrones, Wienercycles and Wiener Rovers. Now we have a freakin' jetpack on the scene
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Teenager sent to hospital because of venomous A: Snake? B: Spider? or C: Caterpillar?
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Meatloaf thief on the loose. Police warn that he'll do anything for love (but he won't do "that")
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(Buy 2 for discount)
 
 
 
Strange: Performance artist sold bottles of hot dog water at street festival. Stranger: For $38 per bottle. Fark: Sold about 60 liters
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists who want to assure you that are not "proponents of abstinence" are nevertheless warning that our current guidelines for how much alcohol is safe to drink per day (1 drink for women, 2 for men) are way too high and will kill you
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Charleston, where 40% of all US slaves entered the country, may finally apologize for its role in the slave trade, lose out on its chance to host tent city concentration camps for kids
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cool tower
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(Daily Mail)
 
Woofday
 
Discovery of the earliest known domestic dogs suggests Americans had canine companions more than 10,000 years ago. Your dog wants a Giant Ground Sloth for Wetnose Woofday Wednesday
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Texas billboard tells liberals to keep driving until they leave the state. Liberals say way ahead of you on that
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(BBC)
 
 
 
News: A serial killer might have been causing patients to overdose on opioids at an English hospital. UltraFark: At least 456 patients and possibly 200 more
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational quote for today: "It might feel bad to make a mistake, but at least you didn't do anything as bad as send a motivational quote from a Nazi general to all the students at a university"
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
West Virginia's noodling and frog seasons are open. "No better time than now to go frog gigging"
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