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Sat July 04, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since we lost Bob Ross. Let's all raise a brush and remember the happy little trees and the best 'fro in public television history
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hiker. Grand Canyon. Taking photos. Too close to the edge. You know the rest
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's like New York all over again, but with better chili and horrible bagels
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(Geotab.com)
 
 
 
America's loneliest stretches of open, scenic roads available on interactive map. Come for Maine's Old Canada Road; stay for Alaska's Dalton Highway
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snek
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Department of Health demands that 3 gyms comply with shutdown order and close within 26 minutes, or face legal action. Fark: "Liquor licenses at two gyms were suspended as a result of their continued operation over the last few days"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The CDC farked up Zika testing for the same reason it farked up COVID-19 testing: because they wanted to test more than one thing at a time
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
So, wonder what it would look like if God decided to skip pebbles across a river?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
No one knows how the hell to safely reopen schools
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
If you're slashing women's tires to get to know them better, you're probably doing it wrong. ///Just slashie sayin'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What? Should we not have used the memorial to a black man killed in police custody to demonstrate choke holds?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paragliding for couch potatoes
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The worst drivers in America are .... Hold my PBR and let me finish this here headline thing. Whar Illinois? Whar
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sets another record - 11,458
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this X-38 flight on its 30th anniversary
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Nursing home posts "We beat COVID 19" sign out front to lure in customers ... after 26 residents die from the virus
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Driver does a Charlottesville on protesters in Seattle
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pristine 250-year-old farmhouse, rich in history for sale. Difficulty: It's in New York City
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Over 65? Want to take a cruise? The EU may make you bring a doctor's note (possible nsfw content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to feel inspired by something patriotic? Here's James Earl Jones reading A Lincoln Portrait with the Seattle Symphony
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S.-Mexico border has finally been closed, in the Bizarro World
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A record number of people will lose a finger this year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So no one really falls for the Nigerian email scam, right? Right?
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Who had "giant rock slide" on their 2020 bingo card?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ahoy-hoy and welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week, write an original Haiku about the view from your window
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to rethink your fishing methods if all you're catching is rusty hand grenades using magnets
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"We ain't paying crap," declares local idiot of the fines incurred while operating dine-in restaurant during shutdown
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese women don't want to get married and become moms for fear of not measuring up to media-promoted idealized "Supermom" image
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Rare creature found in Florida, expected to starve
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this terrace toast
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
City of Boise handed out free masks after enacting mandatory mask ordinance. Local covidiots get the free masks and burn them. USA USA
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Apparently, Bill Gates does this for 10 minutes 3 times a week, which means you should too. Surprisingly, it's not diving into a vault full of gold and treasure
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(TapInto)
 
 
 
The Sky's the limit on Caturday
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego is the only major city in Southern California still open for the 4th of July. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A frightened white man in a BMW who is so scared of a young black woman driving down his street he follows her for two blocks before confronting her, so now he is facing disorderly conduct charges. GOOD
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Famous last words: "I thought no one would steal a 13 foot metal giraffe"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; Horror fans were born in it, moulded by it
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(Golocalprov)
 
 
 
Rhode Island uses eye-catching slogan in anti-overdose PSA: 'Did you know your drug dealer is vegan?' Well, I didn't see him at the public restroom I use for snorting, so I have no idea
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
This July 4th, Minnesota would like to remind you that it's illegal to buy, own, light, look at, or think about any fireworks more fun than a sparkler. Wisconsin would like you to remind you that the good stuff is just across the border
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(NewsCenter Maine)
 
 
 
Amateurs and dipshiats are out in force in the wilderness of Maine, with three rescues in the three days since Mt. Katahdin's been open to hiking
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Think covidiots are exclusively south of the 49th? Nope
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Step 1 - Learn how to drive, Step 2 - commit armed carjacking, Step 3 - wait, what was step 1 again?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
...ure at every level. R.I.P. America: 07/04/1776 - 11/08/2016
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The next line drawn: No use of unpaid monkey labor
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Newport Beach CA streets underwater because of a high tide. 2020 strikes again Live feed
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen rescues three people clinging to a downed tree in a river
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