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Fri August 14, 2020
(Big Think)
 
 
 
It's 2020. So, zombie pigs anyone?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Ethel beside herself after snapping naked jogger running around wearing only a bum-bag and trainers in park
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Cross-border couples find they are lovers in a dangerous time. Sorry, eh - Smitts couldn't find a Rush song to fit the headline
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rescued blue lobster's trip to the aquarium does not go as planned
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
French travel companies help out holidaying Brits trying to get home before new lockdown quarantine laws come into effect - by increasing ticket prices by an order of magnitude
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Biden's lead over Trump increases. Facepalm: 1/3 of those polled won't take a SARS-CoV-2 vaccine
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these boat people
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sorry, Seattle, you've been sharing CoVid-19 with each other since Christmas
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today, Gary Larson, the creator of the greatest newspaper comic in history, turns 70. Celebrate his many creations, be it cow tools, boneless chickens, or Midvale School for the Gifted
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Former student sues college, claims the female supervisor pressed for a 'threesome'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes... The wøndërful telephøne system... And the hërd immuniti? Mynd you, cørønavirus Kan be pretti nasti
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lodi police officer drags handicapped man out of his wheelchair for his own good
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook drills down on toxic content
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Madagascar currently suffering from COVID-19 spike because their President told them to drink an herbal tonic instead of to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam, and the tourists are rodeo clowns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some farker forgot his stash
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Bald Eagle vs Drone. Bald Eagle: Win
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man arrested after explosion leads to discovery of 26 pipe bombs intended for "celebrations and to remove tree stumps", as one does in some parts of the country
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bridge will prevent squirrels from being run over by traffic if anybody can teach the squirrels to use it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Outbreak of COVID-19 in Canada starts pretty much exactly where you'd expect something like this
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At least 7000 people in California think God will protect them from covid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than 70 people entered a bidding war to buy an abandoned Cold War-era missile silo/zombie apocalypse bunker in North Dakota; the price only reached $52,500, which the seller rejected - Check out these amazing pics of the property
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
TikTok flight attendant gives travelers some key tips on staying at a hotel, including the Black Light Bedbug Dance, the V2 Ice Bucket Challenge, the Shampoo Bottle Shuffle, and Safe Deposit Box Bingo
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paddle boarders survive 15 hours adrift by the world's newest superhero - lobster buoy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
UAE athlete breaks Guinness record by completing 33 side jump pushups in one minute. This also breaks subby's long-standing record of zero in the same amount of time
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but a tropical system *may* be developing over North Carolina, because 2020
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil is shipping the virus back to China
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Just the USPS removing mailboxes
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And I would be the man who traveled 1,000 kilometers on a stolen bicycle just to be the man who traveled 1,000 kilometers without seeing Tokyo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey-Greece tensions escalate over drilling plans. Good gravy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this corn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Justice Department seizes millions in monopoly money from terrorists
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Looks like meat suit's back on the menu, boys
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan's key Covid-19 statistic was wrong. Who's to blame? You guessed it, Idaho
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Khan Academy can help students prevent spread of coronavirus, Kobayashi Maru scenario
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Church smote
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sweat, leather, beer, and classic rock are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Aug. 2-8: Biker Edition
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Nila' Tàànìgis, a $12 hand sanitizing device for underserved communities, needs your help
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man finds out that his online date is stunning
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens on your connecting flight to Vegas, stays with you in jail in Phoenix apparently
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Now that all the super spreaders have left Sturgis, it is time for them to descend upon Laconia, New Hampshire, and spread the love, germs
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(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
Photoshop this twisting tower
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
115 years ago, Massachusetts was allowed to require smallpox vaccines, and somehow, because of that, NY gets to quarantine travelers now
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks into professional soccer stadium, lives in luxury suite for two weeks, dresses himself in team clothes and eats and drinks from concession stands before being discovered
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
DeSantis compares the mission to kill bin Laden to his mission to kill school kids
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police investigate car vs. tree crash. They have been interrogating for 5 hours, but that tree won't crack. Poor sap
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Historic Orpheum theater builds Broadway-themed mini-golf course on stage in hopes of bringing customers back. Let's come up with some new holes for it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"God's caliber [.45] went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring, and floor"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
English legal standards board criticised for new "urinate into a bottle while maintaining eye contact" element of exams
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cave man face?
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