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Thu July 16, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman demands discount as person she paid to take her son's test for him only got a C on the exam. Bonus: Her name really is Karen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DA Cyrus Vance drops charges against homeless guy who assaulted cop's knuckles with his face
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: an invention we surely can use around the house
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Coronavirus patient tests positive for a second time but that doesn't mean she was reinfected. We can only hope
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bikini-clad woman says 'Karen' called her naked ... You're still here? It's over. Go click the link. There's pictures there. Go
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Magaluf closes bars "for the rest of the year" because Britons don't know how to party safely
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Walmart Wanda has parking lot meltdown after staff tell her no mask, no entry. Bonus: Everyone's infectious laughter
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Mike DeWine: Uhm, hi, Ohio. I know we did good to start, but COVID is starting to kick our ass. Now I'm not gonna mandate anything like the librul states, but could you please wear masks? Pretty please? With cherry on top?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Almost 1/3 of all children tested in Florida are positive for Coronavirus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Georgia governor to cities and counties imposing mandatory facemasks: You cities and counties are not allowed to do that. We still cool?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So it looks like renaming the Redskins is the least of the Dan Snyder's problems. Did anyone have "sex trafficking NFL cheerleaders to season ticket holders" on their 2020 bingo card?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
No paraquat in my spliff, please
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
We are now down to just one drink a day. Time to get a bigger glass
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's the full list of major retailers requiring masks at all locations, in case you run into a public mask-debater
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
The Hatch Chile Festival will be cancelled for the first time in it's history as the COVID-19 pandemic continues to heat up
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Kayaker: "I thought I heard a fish splash to my left." Narrator: "It wasn't a fish"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida schools begin to make the inevitable turn towards not reopening
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 793: "Things". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 15, 2020
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
When you see a man beating up his car with a shovel, just let it go
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to fewer coffin nails
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Striker taken off-court by outside agencies after rover ball pegs out
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Coronavirus can pass through the placenta barrier from mother to fetus and then it gets worse
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Sun's out, drones out
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you need parents to sign a Covid-19 death waiver before kids go back to school, maybe kids shouldn't be going back to school
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Two guys named Coombs, Mr. Drew and His Animals Too, and a traveling spider salesman
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A million views of Drew Twitching and Farking
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Apartment owner to all tenants: "Thanks for the rent, now GTFO in three days"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Multiple high profile twitter accounts hacked to spread bitcoin scam
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(Craft Beer & Brewing)
 
 
 
I'll see your KKK beer and raise you an open-source contribution to the Black Lives Matter movement and growing support to end police brutality and systemic racism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Okay, big sigh of relief, everyone: Ruth Bader Ginsburg has been discharged from hospital and is doing well
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge: Starfleet vs. Fellowship
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"It's like they don't care. Life is normal. Nothing's changed for them...I just couldn't believe, everyone's standing outside. Everyone is congregating like nothing is happening"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wearing a mask to Walmart is no longer optional. Any other clothing may be
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Richmond, Virginia finds an appropriate venue for its Confederate statues
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
66 cars have been driven into Black Lives Matter protestors. Here are their stories
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kentucky Attorney General delivers a message to protesters seeking justice for shooting victim Breonna Taylor and who are now facing felony charges: His lawn, stay off it
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Florida: "We've had 10,000 new Covid cases today." California: "Hold my sunscreen"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Precrime Units are being formed
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Gator sequel filming in Maine suspended
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream. We've hit the jackpot on weird news today. A man who says his head is a garden shed, an extraterritorial killing over raisin wine in 1970, and Alabama issues a mandatory mask order. Strange times indeed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫♪ In the year 2064, procreation will be a snore, raising kids will be a bore, machines'll take care of sex and maybe more ♫♪
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Stranger breaks into the world's strongest man's garden while he's relaxing in his hot tub and challenges him to a fight. Hilarity ensues
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget is that dress blue or gold. Todays puzzle is is the UK Home Secretary tiny or is that a huge mug
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this old-fashioned teamwork
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mysterious face appears on woman's butt during day out sparks ghost fears. Hmmmm...This is going to take some time to crack this case *enhance* (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian anti-masker assaults employees, rams the store, gets shot by the cops. Bet he's sorry now
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Governor of Ohio to give public statement at 5:30 instead of daily briefing at 2:00. Speculation as to the subject includes "why haven't you updated the coronavirus map even though several counties are at 'Everybody-Panic Purple.'"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His prepositions are preposterous. His adverbs have an adverse effect on adjectives, and his cat has subjunctive claws. His metaphors are like similes and his similes are not. He is the strangest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you want alligators? because this is how you get alligators
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Seven ways the world today is like the world of Idiocracy in 2505. One notable way it isn't: they had a president who willingly accepted he was an idiot and hired the smartest man alive to solve the toughest problems
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