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Wed August 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
We've reached the "it's quicker to list whose body hasn't been found at Lake Mead" stage
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi dental hygienist and mother of two living abroad returns home and gets 3 years in prison for using Twitter and supporting dissidents. Oh Fark: wait, make that 34 years
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Searchers looking for a robbery suspect found more than they bargained when the 5 year old with a shotgun showed up. Then it gets weird
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jews fleeing Russian persecution. Discord will lead to a farkin uke exodus
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
In which we explain seasonal time changes to Florida. Bill introduced to prevent the seasons expected soon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man blows up dumpster real good. Bonus: Subbys mom dated the guy in the 70s
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Old: Snake bites child. New: Child bites back
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Tue August 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's time to stop letting married people have a tax break just because they're married. What, do they think they're better than us single people? And while we're at it, what's with all this child tax credit nonsense? Do the childless not matter, too?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cows are sunbathing at a beach in England, prompting the next hysterical Far Side cartoon
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(The Daily Commercial)
 
 
 
Animal clinic attacked by Jaguar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well that's the last place you'd expect to find a toxic culture and paranoia: sorority rush week at the University of Alabama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Helpful tip If you are an 18 year old drug dealer: When you text someone an offer to sell them an eight ball, make sure you have the CORRECT number before sending the text message
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Judge rejects plea deal for couple trying to sell nuclear secrets
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Low bridge meets high truck. Close relationship develops
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
House explosion sends Lolo man hihi
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(Some Fishing Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fisherman
 
(Wisconsin News Today)
 
 
 
Wisconsin State Fair offering 20% off to anyone not starting fights. Dozens expected to cash in
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't make this Canadian mad, because when she says she'll break her foot off in your ass, she means it, eh
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bison toys with Toyota
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Even though marijuana is legal, driving through the State of New Jersey with 420 pounds of weed in your car is still not legal. It's kind of over the limit
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would the city make it illegal?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
To combat declining enrollment, colleges need to embrace better customer service, like making it easier to appeal low grades, instead of, say, making a degree affordable
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police post perimeter after PVC pipe bomb on patient in Pomona prompts panic
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Poliovirus detected in NYC sewage; health officials urge people to stop drinking sewage
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(Some Baker)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wedding cake, preserved from 1898
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(WBCO)
 
 
 
Bratwurst Queen ousted, stripped of her crown, ordered to turn in all gifts under penalty of slaw
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama anti-gay pastor sentenced to 10 years for fully embracing the entire character arc of the stereotype
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Harley Quinn's new costume is a perfect tribute to Alan West's Batman. Which boofs the question - who in the hell is Alan West?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Rocket-launching robot dog unveiled at Russian military expo. Bonus: It's already for sale on Alibaba
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Four Florida cities rank as the most sticky, disgusting, humid, steamy, malorodous, sweaty drip-drop cities out of the most fetid, mildew-soaked swamps in the entire nation
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hunter upsets viewers by calling animals "inconsequential," most likely for forgetting to mention most are also delicious
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova #010. Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Sturgis wraps it up, pics or you weren't there
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Monkeypox: It's not just for primates anymore
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Police labeling shooting at music festival a targeted shooting involving two subjects a victim and a suspect who is not in custody, not named and not described. So was it an off duty cop or a plain clothes cop?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
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What are friends for? Carrying you for two kilometers after you were gnawed on by a shark [warning: icky bite photo if you scroll down]
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some time, when the road crew is up against it, and the brakes are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And merge just once with the Zipper
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Дворцовый переворот неизбежен
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Social Security Administration says the most-changed names are Issac and Chole. If you're not sure why, you should reread the headline
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Sir, this is Wendy's - *POW*
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Love & Rockets, Peter Murphy, Bryan Ferry, The Fixx, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #381. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(BBC)
 
 
 
A four-alarm fire in downtown Crimea clears way for a glorious new tractor factory
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(US News)
 
 
 
Judging by the truthfulness of past Russian statements, they are preparing for the use of nuclear weapons in Ukraine
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(9News (Australia))
 
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Toddler playing in his yard with his dog chases bubbles into the nearby woods, finds missing elderly woman
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know who would make the best period dignity officer, and really understand the challenges faced by women who can't afford sanitary products each month? This guy
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Because who WOULDN'T want to stay in an '80s-vintage Pabst Blue Ribbon-themed motel room?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former LA County fire captain who took photos of Kobe Bryant and his dead daughter that were shared by deputies walks off witness stand because it's just so hard for him to remember that terrible day and nobody understands his pain
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
There may be a chessboard and remote control in that house? Well, no reason to let the Fourth Amendment get in the way
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man throws cheeseburger at girlfriend with such force that when the sandwich struck the back of her head, the woman fell over the curb onto the ground. Yup, Florida
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Middle Zealand might be the safest to be in if a nuclear war broke out. On a related note, apparently MSM decided today's the day to dump its backlog of fearmongering articles
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