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Sat January 28, 2023
(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Miscavige is spending some time with his wife right now
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(Fark)
 
 
 
State nicknames, Scottish things, soccer, and space are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 19-25 MTV Censorship Edition
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(i24 News)
 
 
 
In what is just a total coincidence, the Koran burning incident in Sweden that caused Turkey to oppose Sweden's NATO application was paid for by a Russian affiliated journalist
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man who faked his own death because he was curious as to who would show up at his funeral has to be curious no more, all his family and friends hate him now
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor TKO by a car while riding his bicycle
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Police bodycam footage of Tyre Nichols beating released, is as bad as was expected. [Graphic violence warning]
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(Some Guy)
 
Hero
 
An obituary for the man who prevented a nuclear disaster in North Carolina and paid the ultimate price for his heroism
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
What's in these hot dogs?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bicycle lane takes up too much space on roadway, all 7 feet of it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Credit card debt? Try inheriting money
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
The wheels on the bus go into the house, into the house, into the house
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You know it's been a tough year when Goldman Sachs CEO gets a 29 percent pay cut. He'll have to squeak by on only $25 million
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida logic: Burn down your apartment to get revenge against HOA. Bonus logic: you also shoot yourself
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 27 is wangle, as in He wasn't wearing any pants so certain parts were left to wangle
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(Axios)
 
 
 
College students now oppose lawn care
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Ohio Dollar General stores shut down because they generally had the wrong dollars marked on their tags
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man who killed wife tries the "She was asking for it defense"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If any of you Farkers are in Best Korea, you need to get out NOW
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Is that a condom wrapped banana, or are just happy to see me?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad of the Year candidate takes his 17-month-old daughter for a nice little motorbike ride in heavy traffic
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(United Nations)
 
 
 
It's Holocaust Remembrance day. The United Nations is displaying a book of names in case there are any doubters
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(Some Gardener)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cemetery garden
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
For Sale: Bomb shelter with views
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We're totally going to have a recession soon... seriously... any day now... then we can ramp up the "fair and balanced" coverage of Biden
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
AP: please stop using the word "the" in front of disadvantaged folks, such as "the poor", or "the mentally disabled", and "the French"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Virologists want you to know that their experiments with dangerous pathogens don't need any closer oversight. I mean, The Stand is still only fiction. For now
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(MSN)
 
 
 
By nuking Ukraine, I assume
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Good news for all those planning on their annual vacation to hurricane ravaged Sanibel Island. "flesh-eating bacteria no longer a problem"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No shiat?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man crushed and seriously injured by telescopic urinal. Subby being genuine, not taking the piss
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pelosi hammer attack body cam released and Paul has some expert beverage management skills
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers releases renderings of a potential sea wall to protect the West Side of Manhattan against storm surges from climate change, seeks Snake Plissken's input
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
I hereby certify that I am a horrible person, and pledge to continue being a horrible person. Oh, and if I ever end up on the pointy end of the stick, I'll cry about being oppressed
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
The cost for Penn State's Proud Boy comedy show is $7,500 of student activity money to the Proud Boys and $31,680 to the local police. Now that's more funny weird than funny ha-ha
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
50 shades of greyhound at the dog track
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The FDA has decided that maybe the whole "OMG men are having sex with me" isn't really icky enough anymore that those men should be forbidden from donating blood. Welcome to 1994, guys
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
DOJ stops Iranian backed hit squad that tried to kill Iranian dissident on US soil
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Hollywood keeps on giving us hot teen werewolves, even though we've made it very clear we all prefer sparkly vampires
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida bests Virginia in youngest school kid to be caught packing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
But he looks like such a nice guy
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Historic church destroyed by act of God
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"so I got married while holding an onion bouquet, which was the style at the time"
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Very soon now in Tennessee you will be able to shoot that person stealing your pink flamingo off of your front lawn
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russian civilians warned to 'lock up kids' as Putin's first batch of Wagner Group mercenary fighters come back from the frontline to lead 'normal' lives (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"FWC said it "responded to witness reports and video evidence of an individual striking a shark with a hammer" and that the agency takes "potential resource violations seriously and is currently investigating this incident"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There are actually lots of first world countries, America among them, suffering a real problem from population decline. That problem could almost entirely be solved by migration. Assuming that whole "they're not white, tho" thing wasn't a problem
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you have a giant rose tattoo on your neck, maybe cover it up before you start robbing banks
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FDA to make Covid booster access easier, giving your lunatic uncle a new conspiracy to believe in
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