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Fri December 04, 2020
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Hospital admins, after years of sending out inflated bills, discover the other side of "Your money or your life"
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Human kills Romulan
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mudslide in Haines. Jockeys, Fruit of the Looms also messed up
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Cannabis delivery drivers are being robbed, and people are shocked
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Masshole makes a drive thru at Panera Bread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Maybe we should all get player pianos to stop the spread
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Thu December 03, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Lassie again leads rescuers through woods to Timmy -- who's now 78 by the way
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'm Florida Man, biatch"
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts RMV is using the pandemic to keep drivers from contesting license suspensions for speeding tickets they got years ago in another state
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sheep enters hotel after learning how to open automatic doors. Staff keep trying to account for it but kept falling asleep
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Anger, trauma over years of tensions with police in Lagos, with parents furious that nothing's been done about how they keep stepping on them in the middle of the night
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hospitals prepare for COVID end-of-life ICU visits by buying lots of iPads. Scary tag last seen crying in the corner
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Train plays through golf cart
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a shocking revelation to absolutely no one, the FBI finally admits they've been tracking everyone's web activity since 2001
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A day in the life of Dr. Fauci. Funny, I'm not seeing any "executive time" on his schedule
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Researchers at Georgia State University say they have discovered a new antiviral drug that completely suppresses transmission of COVID-19 within 24 hours
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fire. Bond fire
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Viking fumbles touchdown
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homophobic European politician in company of naked men trifecta in play
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Judge rules Harding always had a hard-on but we don't need to see it
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
For the last time people, don't get high on your own supply
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farm balloon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Everybody thinks I'm crazy when I tell them I'm sort of like a breast milk milkman"
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for December 3 is "Brainiac," as in: "If you're a yak farmer, make sure you only raise dumb yaks, because brainiacs will try to escape"
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
"Who knew that our garage doors were going to be the back of every Zoom meeting?"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
What is it and where did it come from? Mystery object with "NASA" painted on it washes ashore
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"He described how many of the guests thought the police were props for the gathering and 'participants tried to undo the police officer's pants' '
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Drunk driver crashes into restaurant, fights would be good Samaritan and tries to jack a car with a knife. Fark: Noon on a Thursday
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apparently California wildfires are a year-round affair now
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"YouTube will ask commenters to rethink posting if their message seems offensive". Go to hell you stupid arse farks
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(Jamaica Gleaner)
 
 
 
Jamaica is holding logo-design contest for upcoming 60th anniversary of independence from Britain. Grab some Doritos, be creative, and submit your entry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swedish man that could barely speak and had no teeth was locked in a Stockholm apartment for 28 years by his mother. Man reportedly also wore a funny hat, had a mustache, and routinely threw cooking utensils
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Leader of NFAC finds out the the FBI are NFA either
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
See where in line you'll be when the vaccine is released. Subby got 2nd-to-last in line
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians mobilize their armed forces to roll out vaccines nation-wide. Both trucks will be used
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pfizer future vaccine production estimates already down by 50%
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
The first 'Christmas Star' in nearly 800 years will soon be visible
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream, Shutdown Monolith Fart Christmas Star edition
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Proud Boys:"Blue lives matter." Police:"We are closing this bar because of Covid-19 restrictions." Proud Boys:"I FARKING KILL YOU"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot mum declared not guilty of knowingly having sex with 14-year-old boy, who gave the impression he was at least 16. She then posted a picture of herself celebrating outside court
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CA Governor Newsom (F-renchlaundry) declares: Shut down (almost) everything
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
Worst Dakota surpasses Best Dakota in COVID cases
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(ESPN (images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this airborne falcon
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Man changed name to 'Shatner' and publicly claimed William Shatner was his dad. *Then* he took a DNA test
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
There's nothing better than being home for the holidays, except when you've been sent there to die because the hospitals are full
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Apparently a new "Tickle Bar" is opening up in Dallas
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
With a COVID-19 vaccine on the way now would be a good time to become rich and privileged
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(MSN)
 
 
 
More Americans died of COVID-19 yesterday than on 9/11. Probably because COVID-19 didn't exist back then
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when the bomb squad shows up to get rid of your hobby supplies?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The accidental half-dose of vaccine has now been revealed as an intentional decision. Trust these people, they know what they're doing
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