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Tue August 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Furious police forced to break up the stupid at nude beach for a 'coronavirus beach party' that was designed to spread the killer disease (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'First, it was mystery seeds. Now, face masks from China are showing up - unsolicited - in Tampa Bay area mailboxes. And they are not gifts.'
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
National Park Service urges visitors not to push your slower overweight flat-footed friends down when running from bears in the forest just to save yourself
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall of cans
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin claims Covid vaccine win. Daughter inoculated; vaccinations to start before Phase 3 tests. So... the Zombie Apocalypse scenario we never expected? That it starts is Russia? This should end as well as a coal-powered aircraft carrier
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock, Kiwis
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Tens of thousands of unemployed in SW Florida now struggling with living on $275 or less weekly since federal aid ended. Now, multiply that by 200 to understand the scope of this tragedy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Who has the Big One on their 2020 board?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Liberty University appoints new acting Jerry
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Montana wildfire started by bear falling from power line. Fire under control, but bear is both black and grisly
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. has more cases than New Zealand....has people
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Stealing your neighbor's pickup, smashing it into two cars, then stealing a BMW, driving to a rehab center, dropping your pants and attempting to assault a worker, hitting a cop car and then flipping the BMW is just no way to go through life son
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CDC reports 200,000 more deaths at this point in 2020 compared to previous years. So it's not a hoax: murderous antifa supersoldiers do exist
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
We have your Grandma, send us money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"This is no thunderstorm. It's a thunder battle"
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Mon August 10, 2020
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Today's entry in the NJ Knucklehead Hall of Fame: a 250-person pool party, no masks, no social distancing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meh - 4.2 earthquake. Mildly interesting - 4.2 earthquake in the mountains. Cool - it brings down the side of a mountain. Holy Crap - you just climbed earlier in the day. Lastly, would someone please stuff a used sock in That Guy's piehole [NSFW language]
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(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
Rolld ice cream shop gets, well, rolled. Oh the irony
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Oh, sure. So why is that when I post videos of myself singing and dancing in the shower I get restraining orders, not scholarships?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Take a COVID test? Why not wait for your results by traveling to visit family, not tell anyone about the test, then allow your relative to only use your first initial in the subsequent NYTimes column about your positive results?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scientific proof that the ratio of morons to sane people has skyrocketed on commercial flights lately
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The air in NYC subways may be cleaner than the air in your office. No comment from the homeless dude in the corner who just did a number one and a number two on the number six
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Okay....video of a woman being startled by lightning. Yeah, yeah...Big de...HOLY SHAIT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pizza place owners put up a sign saying it was a douche move for the bar and grille next door to install a fence because pizza customers can no longer enjoy the ocean view on a summer's eve
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lightfoot sounding like Commissioner Gordon: "We are coming for you"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fast-food wrappers at McDonald's, Burger King may harbor toxic chemicals shaped like fast-food
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cookie shop throne
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Skeletal remains found by fishermen in tent beside remote Aussie river. Astute authorities say it could have been there for 'years' ...being a skeleton and all
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank Triple Play continues (8PM EDT). A perfect story for summer, Madison High students freezing because Mr Conklin won't buy coal. Liz is jealous so she takes up horseback riding and another $5 million crime Superman has to solve
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Nearly 75% of NYC students will be returning to schools to catch and spread Covid-19 this fall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the country that provided the warning shot for how bad the pandemic was going to be and see how life is. Bonus: Pence says "Nobody wants to be like" them. We do now
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US court issues summons for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over attempted Canadian hit squad, raising the fearsome specter of assassins attempting to dismember someone with a moose
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Search dog finds hiker who got lost in NH swamp. Hiker hopes to get married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in New England
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Time traveler stopped outside White House
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
"Two blood-covered, chainsaw-wielding men emerged from the bushes of a popular public park in Toronto on Sunday morning, where witnesses say they screamed at, followed, and even lunged toward strangers while revving their deadly tools"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Mad bombers are afoot at the Walla Walla Safeway
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
America's small window of opportunity to beat back COVID-19 is closing fast. Hint: the flu season is right around the corner
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(BBC)
 
 
 
2020 apocalypse has an unlikely white knight. Boris Johnson is doing something right?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CHP performs dramatic helicopter rescue of two hikers who tripped and hurt themselves after being frightened by cow
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This beautiful $40 million mansion in the heart of Paris comes with a gorgeous master bedroom, a big terrace, a fireplace, a slowly decomposing human corpse, a laundry chWAIT what?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Avoiding death is for pansies
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Doctors and dentist warn of Mask Mouth. Mush Mouth, Yuck Mouth, and Hell Mouth unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
YOB, testing a theory, pick your own meaning and run with it
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this descent
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
What's up with all the 'step' porn lately?
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Did Chicago raise its bridges to keep rioters and looters in the downtown area, or out of it?
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Derecho To Impact Chicago Around 3 - 3:30 PM CDT, Widespread 100+MPH Winds Possible
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Spain's real-life blue 'Smurf village' bans swimming to stop coronavirus from smurfing up the town
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Today's prize for the most Covid-19 infected family members as a result of attending a funeral goes to West Virginia with 40+ sick including 5-month old twins
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