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Wed August 05, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news for bald people who catch Covid-19, you won't have to worry about hair loss. For the rest of you though
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Watch out for flaccid kids
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Think of the children
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You know how it goes, you visit a buddy's mobile home, you have a few beers, a bear walks in, one of the 10 kids tries to pet it, then it wrestles you to the floor and smashes through a wall to escape
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(Time)
 
 
 
Photoshop these radomes
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Next on list of things you don't suspect will kill you: Swimming pool filters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For a change it wasn't an American tourist damaging a statue at a museum while posing for a photo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Huge fire hits the center of a Middle Eastern city. This is not a repeat from 18 hours ago
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"If oven gloves were essential to remove hot food from hot stoves, our hands would have evolved into them by now"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kinda like the alternate headline too: Controversial 'Hookers for Jesus' group to get more federal money after Bill Barr and Ivanka Trump announce new sex trafficking effort
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Airline hosting Hello Kitty flight for Father's Day
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fiery bloke's romantic wedding proposal falls flat when he burns down his flat, but the burning love of his life still says yes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Three days and counting
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
First Alaskan cruise of the year tentatively tries to leave port, immediately turns around after discovering a passenger caught Covid-19 on the flight there
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Prince Andrew allegedly used a puppet of himself to grope victims at Jeffrey Epstein's home. The aristocrats
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Because you love change, we're making changes to Fark subscriptions
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If this results in charges being filed, it's sure to turn into a kangaroo court
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(SmugMug)
 
 
 
Fotoshop fronds of fall ferns
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man bitten by shark in Florida compares it to previous attack by alligator
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3pm ET - it's the Fark News Livestream! Beirut updates, a number of Covid items that probably fell through the cracks, and is lab-grown bacon vegetarian? Also apparently hungry men prefer big boobs, unclear whether this is a KFC reference or not
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Watch out a hole
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A giant Hindu deity is appearing in Times Square today. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with that?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"There is a degree of anti-science feeling in this country," Fauci said. [OBVIOUS] and [MURICA] tags offer no comment, citing death threats made against them after prior appearances
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
How many states are using the Apple/Google contact tracing API that respects user privacy? If you guessed two, your guess was double the actual number. Other 49 worried app development doesn't cost enough, or steal enough data
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix was gonna use a bleating goat for its intro sound. It's the intro sound we both need and deserve
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Confederate monument at Madison County Courthouse vandalized, covered in red paint overnight. Subby would have preferred burgundy
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pubic Hair Authentic Leather having a tough time with Māori speakers in New Zealand
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who ordered the McSeagull?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption Snow White donating blood
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Port officials in charge of storage and security at Beirut port might be in a little bit of trouble
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Florida residents get trapped in an elevator in the most Florida way possible not involving meth
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(OK Whatever)
 
Boobies
 
Science has spoken: Size only matters if he's hungry (NSFWish)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pub landlord makes joke about turning his beer garden into an airport. Humourless desk jockeys at the planning office have a problem with that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What 20 years of dating reality shows teach us about America. CliffsNotes version: We're so farked
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Newcastle to Beirut: "That's not a stockpile of ammonium nitrate, this is stockpile of ammonium nitrate"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey shows people get naked, get arrested, and get tattoos when drunk. Not always in that order
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Homeschooling rates seem to be surging for some reason. No telling what that could be
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Common mistakes professors make in online teaching. Does not include falling for students renaming themselves Zoom asking for full computer access
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Frozen waffle company's best shot at naming their version of a campfire classic evokes thoughts of cheese instead
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Manchester's Coronavirus outbreak is coming from the white middle class, proving once again why Manchester was Crowley's crowning achievement
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Last week, airplanes were turned around for passengers NOT wearing masks. Now, airline crew kicked a passenger off a flight for wearing a mask
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The science behind Beirut's massive explosion that leveled a good portion of the city (warning: graphic images)
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this minimalist fireplace
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Abandoned as an infant herself, this teen understands what it feels like to be left behind, and works to help senior dogs find the loving homes they deserve, just like she did. Please welcome her to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Police officers in New York State arrest 'tall Leprechaun' caught looting cars in residential neighbourhood, elusive search for small leprechauns still ongoing
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Suicidal thoughts? Spray it up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's "Oh my holy God, America is so screwed" news, a new poll shows only 42 percent of Americans plan on getting a Coronavirus vaccine
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(Central Illinois Proud)
 
 
 
Illinois social event may have exposed people to Covid 19. Fark: Event called "White Trash Bash"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Leads from the golf course. Captain of the USS Mount Whitney: "Hand me that flak jacket and some sunscreen, it's my turn"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Navy SEALs to museum that featured demonstrations of dogs attacking a man wearing a Colin Kaepernick Jersey: GTFO
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