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Sat August 08, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Don't be getting high on your own supply. Especially if you're a pharmacist
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this skater
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(Drugs.com)
 
 
 
100+ patients in study were cured of gonorrhea with a single cheap pill. Golf clap? Golf clap
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New video of the Beirut explosion has the clearest frames yet of the shockwave destroying buildings near the port
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not News: Swiss Red Arrows (equivalent to US Thunderbirds) performed an air acrobatics show for Swiss town. News: The WRONG town. Fark: Interrupting a yodeling festival
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Fark needs a bigger facepalm tag for this
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you release me from jail on my traffic warrants, I'm just going to break back in through the ceiling, so I can use the password under the keyboard to erase my records
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this strutting vulture
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
County employee suspended for putting garage door opener in his vehicle
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Honey, did you put your snake in the washing machine?"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you let kids get away with selling lemonade pretty soon they're going to move up to elotes
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(Fark)
 
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Welcome ye Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. In honor of "International Beer Day," class up a classic work of art with a brewski using Photoshop or Paint/Draw programs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Driving hazards, kitchen gadgets, and a ton of pop culture references are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 26-Aug 1: The Other Mask We Wear Edition
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Totally radical photos from Mulletfest 2020 - because the party at the back never stopped
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this billboard installation
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Bill and Melinda Gates, but their foundation just donated $150 million to push coronavirus vaccine doses below $3 for the world
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(crawford county now.com)
 
 
 
"It was uplifting to see that many people out there wanting to help, and then to see the excitement on everyone's faces when the kitten came out. It's stuff like that that makes you feel good with everything going on today". Welcome to Caturday
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
2.72 million Americans have brain damage
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last fully intact ice shelf in the Canadian arctic isn't anymore after losing more than 40% of its area in just two days at the end of July
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(KXII Texoma)
 
 
 
Oklahoma school opening going about as good as expected. They made it almost 48hrs. WINNING
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
School decides to enforce student dress code for remote learning. Who could possibly have a problem with this?
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(ZOONOOZ)
 
 
 
The San Diego Zoo and Wild Animal Safari Park share some of the adorable baby animals that were born during the spring, including chubby unicorns, kittens with black toe beans, egg puggles, monkey raccoons and more
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A tornado so weirdly perfect it doesn't look real
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Subby's uncle is up for the medal of honor. Regardless, he is a hero to me
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
Covid and bikers everywhere, and not a mask in sight
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Town decides to give spandex warriors an app that lets them give drivers red lights. What could possibly go wrong?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Six-state yard sale this weekend despite pandemic. Come for the vinyl records, stay for the vintage furniture, leave with coronavirus
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Do your tear ducts need a workout?
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(Fox News)
 
Video
 
Fisherman catches sockeye salmon and Alaskan brown bear on one line
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Almost immune"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perhaps Trump should have built the border wall underground as agents discover 1300ft smuggling tunnel running from Arizona to Mexico that is the 'most sophisticated in US history' and is equipped with water, electricity and even a railway track
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another Black man serving life sentence for weed-related crime. Not Fair
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman says she's been battling severe COVID-19 symptoms for 131 days
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. taking an indefinite leave of absence from Liberty University to spend more time with his pool boy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
After spending 3 years and $2 billion, extensive studies, analyses, and debate, the US sleepwalked into using the atomic bomb in Japan, which led to the US and Israel launching a cyberattack against Iran's nuclear program. Or something like that
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(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dilapidated old office chair
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yup, that just about covers all the bases
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
5pm ET - it's a Fark Movie Matinee! Moved a few hours earlier due to logistics
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Yah hey dere Dad, just send lawyers, I've already got the guns and money. Well I did have anyway, lawyers please
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ye were telt [NSFW language]
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
♬ Summer penis had me a blast ♪ Summer penis happened so fast ♪ Tell me more, tell me more ♬
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
How long until Yo Semite Trump takes full credit for this museum's t-shirt sale windfall?
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Seven Schools in the First Week
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop what they see through the window
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Set your Venmo to private, otherwise, you will be judged for how much you end up paying for bodily fluids
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the next episode of "Hoarders": 40 nylon bags of 10-year-old confiscated fireworks were stored right alongside 2,750 tons of confiscated ammonium nitrate. You won't believe what the neighbors said when they found out
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it seems as though Lebanon's government isn't terribly popular right now
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Well, we now know where the Coronavirus came from. Could it be from...SATAN???
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Paulding, Georgia school administrators: On second thought, maybe we shouldn't suspend the students involved in posting pictures of our high school hallway jam packed with plague rats
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